Thread 723548784

Which videogame character has the best rear padding?

>>723548784 (OP)
Her latest 'showtime' game was merely the first step in the pipeline.

>>723550362
p-balloon...

>>723548784 (OP)
I can't fap to girls that hide their pretty faces and long silky hair

>>723550680
Why would I want faces distracting me from ass.

zoomer answer but damn

>>723548784 (OP)
Tempo!

>>723553343
When does her name come out?

>>723548784 (OP)
Haydee Horsecock Futa

>>723548784 (OP)
sex

>>723548784 (OP)
big brown ass....
she's just like me fr doe...

>>723556819
LONDON

>>723548784 (OP)
gigantic asses are built for micro penises while normal asses are built for huge penises

>>723558904
Big asses are built for quickshots!

>>723560969
Based, big butts rule!

Why are pajeets obsessed with asses?

>>723561674
pajeets are breastfags

>>723561471
God imagine burying your dicklet underneath her dress and not pulling out until she shakes it dry.

>>723553343
Based

>>723561674
they're trying to larp as black

chun li is a big girl

>>723565551
Fat hag

>>723548784 (OP)
built for BBC

animals are attracted to asses because it's on their eye level
that's why humans evolved to be attracted to breasts, they are closer to our eye level than ass

>>723550362
agp coded

>>723565968
I like both giant breasts and asses, what now, anti-assFAG?

>>723561791
Mongolia? Romania? Iceland? North Korea?

>>723548784 (OP)
>>723550965
>>723558224
>>723560969
>>723561471
>>723565551
>>723565746

Why is porn allowed on this board?

I clicked on this thread expecting a serious intellectual discussion on which in-game character model canonically has the most impressive rear-end. But instead it's just a horny off-model fanart thread. I am VERY disappointed in you, /v/

>>723568867
No naked bodies, not NSFW per 4chan rules, therefore it is SFW, not porn, and accepted by moderation.

>>723569165
I've actually gotten banned from /v/ for posting the sort of softcore porn ITT. Moderation is arbitrary, no surprise there

>>723569264
Some mods are gay (look at the hack leaks), nothing new under the sun.

WHEN WILL SEX ROBOTS BE INVENTED????

What’s the lore of haydee

>>723571303
see
>>723571287

>>723548784 (OP)
dudes logo looks like shit

>>723566831
The funny thing is that Chun-Li's bust measurement is also bigger than Mai by their reported numbers.

>>723553343
>>723561639
Nice

whats the point of androids having fat asses

>>723548784 (OP)
BRRAAAAPPPPP

>>723577857
faster biofuel evacuation

>>723578710
understandable, logical, reasonable

>>723578802
Peachy!

>>723577857
What's the point of them NOT having huge asses?

>>723569716
Or princesses not having huge asses, for that matter?

any good games that let you have giant asses?

rata culo

>>723579150
ass too small

Queen Marika the Fat

>>723579308
>cellulite
peak, post more please

>>723548784 (OP)
Robots should fart steam when they're relaxed and smoke when they're horny

God tier thread...

>>723579778
Great dance for princesses!

>>723579308
>cellulite normal mapping
The future is here, bros.

peachfags continuing to be the most braindead obnoxious motherfuckers around as usual. sad! inb4AGPERP

oh my god this fucking thread

>>723579491
Robot girls should fart directly into my face with enough force and regularity to subtly mold my brain into subservient goop through carbon monoxide poisoning, yet not often enough to kill me outright.

Samass.

>>723581079
I feel like that would violate the first law of robotics

>>723556819
I'll rape you

>>723581212
Samass!

>>723548784 (OP)
>>723550362
>>723550965
>>723551031
>>723553343
Made for BWC

>>723569165
Never understood why there's a spoiler function if you can't post NSFW at all.
8moe's rules always made more sense in that regard.

>>723581563
Some laws are meant to be broken.

>>723583207
I know this character. Is it, dare I say it, time?

>>723583430
well, it is saturday

>>723583430
>she's gonna crush your skull with her belly instead

>>723548784 (OP)
guh

>>723560969
>>723561471
>>723562382
guhhh sniffed my screen

>>723583207
>>723583430
has that anon made anything new

>>723583207
guhh rubberrr

>>723553620
I recognize those ass sweats anywhere... that's from Xytora!

Mei!

>>723584991
>>723585130
Bit too much cellulite for my liking... But god damn I love asses!

>>723584991
>>723585130
HOLY GUH MORE

>>723584690
squeak squeak squeak

>>723548784 (OP)
Made for BWC

>>723585762
guhhh

>>723584646
I keep in contact with him on occasion, he is still alive. Just doing life stuff before going back to drawing

>>723585904
>hehe i know this super exclusive artist hehe kinda crazy, yeah i keep up with him, i know him, we're kinda close hehe
people like you are so fucking insane

>>723585968
Try dying

>>723586059
>heh yeah i keep tabs on the most exclusive art, sorry you aren't cool enough

SuccubASS

>>723586059
Not salvaging the impression here, bro.

>>723585130
Mei...

>>723585792
PLAP

>>723548784 (OP)
Butte

>so far, nobody ITT saying how fat asses are for niggers
/v/ is healing.

>>723587102
Absurdly and unrealistic inflated fat asses are for niggers

voiding robot warranties with illegal ass modifications

>>723568708
the places with the least negro populations, ass is aryan culture

>>723586838
>>723586706
>>723586364
>>723586091
Love butts...

i miss buttanon

Bigger

>>723587845
now make her rip ass

>>723587845
now make her shid

>>723587845
too fat

>>723583207
>>723583430
wasn't this guy into vore

>>723589185
Gotta agree. I like big asses, but some are too big.

>>723589486
this is the ideal size

>>723589663
Yes, perfect Chunner butt!

>>723587845
way too fat

assfags beat out the robot fags
it's never been more over

>>723548784 (OP)
Made for BWC

>>723587309
what's the negro population of africa?

>>723590416
Big White Culo?

>>723582928
For spoilers you retard

>>723561674
im white
i love tits more but a huge belly and ass is just the best
thighs = tits = waist > ass

>>723577857
Coolant is stored in the ass, higher surface area allows for more heat to be radiated away. After periods of intense activity, the surface of an androids ass is hot enough to burn off clothing, which is why they prefer not to cover them

>>723589391
yeah

>>723590249
Gotta use someone more robotic than Haydee to start.

>>723577857
To mitigate damage from falling over. Androids are expensive so you give them built in protection.
It's also why they should have fat guts

>>723591806
based

>>723579778
what do sweaty butts smell like bros...
>>723579491
TRUE

>>723592894
>what do sweaty butts smell like bros...
now i know for a fact you've got a sweaty crack as we speak, and i KNOW you stink too

>>723581563
i don't think so, like if my nuclear powered robot has a reactor leak and i get hit with a lethal dose of radiation that wouldn't violate the law, this seems like it would count as a "environmental hazard" more than anything

>>723584991
give me more anon please i beg of thee

>>723595679
Sorry I ran out of sfw webms

>>723548784 (OP)
Iroha from samurai show down.

currently pump and ing if you know what i mean

>>723597232
;_;

>>723598421
weirdo

>>723593091
>"environmental hazard"
>or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm

>>723548784 (OP)
>First game becomes an overnight hit with the faceless design on top of the thicc human legs.
>Second game throws all of that away and retcons it into a helmet for a generic bimbo like every other smut game.
>Third game does the exact same thing.
What other games misunderstand their initial appeal and fuck it up?

>>723600082
leave me alone pervert

>>723577628
>>723579150
>>723579586

>>723599661
https://x.com/dougie_super?t=XLpTzs0ha1OE-wQYLVvK4w&s=09

>>723582041
thanks

>>723601869
I kneel

>>723587845
not fat enough

Cellulite?

>>723603991
real

does anyone remember that government contract for a robot that eats biological material

>>723606681
anime face on a hyper realistic hag bod puts me off like no other man
I like both cute anime girls and haydee's unlicensed sex bod but this mix is total shit

>>723587845
Needs to be way huger really extremely fatter fuck.

The hell is the point of the porn boards if these types of threads are gonna stay up?

>>723610021
/v/ is lightning fast and more populated.

>>723594919
GUHHH