Thread 723548830

What did Nintendo mean by this?

Built for BWC and not disgusting beta niggers with fake penises that act like women

God I love asses that are way out of my league.

>>723548830 (OP)
Built for (red) Bokoblin cock

>>723548830 (OP)
>What did Nintendo mean by this?
Link is an architect that feeds his pawg well

>>723548830 (OP)
made for big indonesian cock

>>723549179
It's why I go for titmomsters who have massive bellies and ass
Their out of my league but I love them so much I plap them downnnn

>>723548830 (OP)
Why did Nintendo give PRINCESS ZELDA, one of the most PURE and CHASTE characters in allof gaming, a bubble butt ass?

It doesn't make any sense. I can't believe they made her so... sexualized!
It feels so wrong! Why Nintendo?!

>>723548830 (OP)
They know asses are all the craze with zoomers nowadays.
So they keep increasing Zelda's butt. This resulted in 50 million sales so it was a genius move from Nintendo's buttpartment

>>723550445
We are in the first phase of the pipeline.
Soon Nintendo will be the premiere brappfactory assemblage in gaming

>>723550085
She destroyed a forest? I don't get the caption

>>723550308
Big butts are popular, so why should they not do it?

>>723550445
As this Anon said. More girls need to be upgraded!

Zelda's ass should be reduced, it's corrupting her and turning her into a bitch. Why be kind when anyone that meets her will do whatever she demands if she just shakes a little? If we don't get her butt reduction she'll turn into a bigger villain than Ganondorf.

I sure love jerking off to on-model porn!

>>723551529
Come on, that's silly... No way Zelda would turn bitchy just because she has nice butt.

>>723551624
Have you seen how she looks at everyone? The disgust, the sneer when someone distracts her from whatever it is she's looking at on her slate? How she ordered the gerudo delegation to give up their eastern mines because she wanted more gold for extravagant jewelry? All she did was let them walk behind her while she gave out orders! How do you explain her new wardrobe? A queen shouldn't wear tight yoga pants!

>>723551876
Queen or princess can wear whatever she wants! Can't a girl try out some new fashion every now and then?
...But maybe her behavior has gotten bit more... prideful these days, but isn't that just part of being royalty?

why are americans obsessed with grotesquely oversized asses?

>>723552547
Whatever she wants? Why does our queen dress like a slut?! It was already bad enough when she at least had her royal shirts, but now she's even wearing tank tops to show off her midriff!

Her trade agreement with the Zora was literally telling them that if they pay her tribute she won't have her guards throw them into the dungeon for staring at her ass. You know what they did? They gave her more tribute than she asked for and begged to be allowed to take ass pics! What was Zelda's response? She took off her panties. She took off her panties and told them they could take pics of them if they were so obsessed with her butt. That's not prideful! That's clearly exploiting everyone's obsession with the best ass in the realm! They paid a king's ransom and all they got was a picture of the panties used to contain that butt!

>>723552690
Because american culture is centered around niggers.

>>723552891
Even you are admitting that she has the best ass in the realm! If her subjects like it so much, should she just ignore their needs and demands?
No, smart ruler gives people what they want and need!
The behavior you described is a bit problematic, but I still think it's within realm of acceptable... After all, people do still like her, and they are really loving the way she is dressing now!

blockers

>>723553418
guuuhh

>723552690
I'm european

>>723553667
Shut the fuck up Banjo

>>723549179
Tali would definitely take her suit off, knowing full well she could die, for her purple ass to be fucked and slapped by black men.

>>723554432
My wife exclusively fucks Varren.

>>723553679
Everybody can appreciate Zelda's butt, after all.

>>723550538
I still can't believe there are retards out there who think Hilda's ass is fat

>>723556276
True!
...But nice butt does suit her.

>>723552891
>>723553376
What's the problem with princess being a bit bitchy?

She only fucks her chubby strong BF with a BWC btw

>>723550085
Link is so lucky

>>723556276
I prefer to internalize it as White having the pert butt and Hilda being the dumptruck whore.

>>723548830 (OP)
Funny seeing my drawing be the OP post

>>723561952
what were you posessed by to draw this?

>>723562406
Boredom

>>723548830 (OP)
BRAAMMPP

>>723561952
Teach me how to draw butts

>>723548830 (OP)
Butt

Careful, timmy will see cheeks he can't fit in then say it's too big, or even bring up black people

Clean this coomer thread up janny, not only does it not invoke any discussion it's only retards spamming softcore porn and talking about sex

>>723567965
Zelink is canon, ganon.

>>723567965
>Clean this coomer thread up janny, not only does it not invoke any discussion it's only retards spamming softcore porn and talking about sex

Yet thousands of threads over the years get a free pass because they're anime characters or gatcha games. Fuck you.

>>723548830 (OP)
>>723549490
>>723552547
>>723567572
>>723567998
her boyfriend ganon is so lucky!

>>723568351
Ganon lost and got raped.

I hope you kill yourself you pedo

>>723568784
Nobody here posted a loli though

>>723549536
Based John Persons poster.

brapda

Hyper asses ONLY from here on out

Zelda's wild braps.

>>723548830 (OP)
>>723549490
Made for BWC
>>723549161
FPBP AND TRVTH

>>723548830 (OP)
imagine huge log of shit dropping from her ass mmmm

>>723548830 (OP)
ZOOWIE MY LIL BLK CLITTY IS LEAKING!!!
>>723549161
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOILD AGAIN BY WHITEGODS!!!!

>>723571907
fake
link is an architect

post actual scat please

>>723550308
>women lie for two decades about yoga pants purely being comfortable and practical for movement
>nintendo puts them on a character
>"THEY'RE SEXUALIZING HER!"

>>723549161
fpbp

remember when we could appreciate a nice picture of a girl without talking about different colored penises?

i miss those times.

>>723549161
Holy insecurity and mindbroken

>>723573442
I don't like BotW but imagine eating Link's cooking from that game day in and day out.

>>723573184
https://files.catbox.moe/mtazcx.jpeg

Oh no no no no no no

>>723550085
Imagine the smell

>>723576092
>>723576136
>>723576172

>>723550538
I love Nintendo

>>723576092
>>723576136
>>723576172
Zelda butt truly saved the series...

Zelda's big is not butt.

https://twitter.com/mmd_imbapovi/status/1245760139463884806?s=20

>>723575791
What about cartoonishly huge breasts?

>>723570051
Who the fuck names their kid that? Reminds me of the sports player named Dude Person.

>>723549536
based TYRONE

>>723549161
small peen energy LOL

>>723549161
Holy secure and mind healthy

blk boys are leaking in sheer rage at this post

What precisely was wrong with this one? She's fully clothed, panties cover everything.

>>723548830 (OP)
Made for BWC

>>723576972
real blaKKK nigga from Georgia here and i say down with the bbc/cuck spammers

>>723549161
you should've stopped at the third word anon

>>723568505
Ganon does the raping over here

>>723555561
Y-you're a Varren, right anon? Hahaha... right?
>>723551531
Off-model porn is SOOOOOOO good when you don't have a little faggot whining in your ear about it!

Hey! Listen!

https://youtu.be/zy-ajmZEsrI

>>723577739
>>723577597

>>723578106
I would inhale so deep

>>723551408
>>723551131
>>723556034
>>723548830 (OP)
>>723550308
>>723558742
Need Zelda's big bitchy butt bullying my small dick..

>>723579365
>bitchy

She's nice though.

>>723579432
Nobody with a butt that large can be nice!
>>723579545
The dream...

>>723579365
>>723579432
>>723579617

>>723576972
You lost and got raped

>>723579787
That's how I feel when I see Cindy's FAT ass

>>723579617
That's wrong and cruel. Zelda has a gigantic fat ass but she uses it for good.

>>723579617
But isn't it fine for princess to be bit bitchy and bratty...?

>>723580158
It's simply the truth. No girl with a massive, wobbling rear end like hers stays kind for long; she eventually realizes the power her butt has over the masses.
But it's not like she'd be a tyrant or anything! She'd just use it for petty things like getting people to do what she wants or teasing the guy she crushes on.
>>723580478
It's perfectly fine. Nothing better than being dominated by a bratty and bitchy princess with a big booty..

>>723580661
So she would like having her butt kissed

>>723580661
Absolutely, when a girl has nice body like that, you really can't blame them for being a bit haughty, and wanting to flaunt what they have. Maybe dressing well, acting demanding...

>>723580740
Absolutely

GANON WON

>>723581362
Now THIS is hot

>>723581362
Ganon gets to smell her hot wet farts everyday he is so lucky...

Coming through!

>>723580848
I'd go as far as to say it's their god given right to show off what they got. No point of having such a luscious butt if you're just going to hide it... that's why the devs gave her such tight fitting pants and made sure to give her some butt shots. Once she sees how many guys are falling all over themselves to just a look at her ass, haughtiness just comes to the territory. I'd definitely do anything she asked as long as she let me touch her.. or even sat on my lap for a few minutes.

>>723581835
good morning saar!

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>>723581948
The devs knew we couldn't resist Zelda's ass! And soon she will realize it too, and she will realize her full potential as ruler of Hyrule.
The butts are just too powerful in hands of cute girls!

>>723581583
Especially since he's got that big 'ol nose.

>>723581583
you wish ganoncuck

how do you become a fartfag

>>723582526
Liking a girls butt a lot

>>723582703
so you always liked farts?

>>723582292
And that's why you can't trust a big butt and a smile! Inevitably, she'll rule over all with the power of her posterior. Only a select few can resist it..
Good on the Zelda devs though, cute girls with big butts are primo. You can never get enough of them, and I hope the next Zelda has an even BIGGER ass

>>723583136
To be honest, I don't think I'd even try to resist her allure of her butt... Guess I am not one of the select few!
And yep! If only we'd get to play as Zelda, and have her behind be in full glory at all times.

>>723548830 (OP)
guhhh need anal vore with that

>>723572447
guh

>>723582808
Girls farting yes, but it varies how people get it. Heard lots of stories of their crush ripping ass or something similar

>>723583473
>If only we'd get to play as Zelda, and have her behind be in full glory at all times.
Wasn't that the case in Hyrule Warriors? Or was she only occasionally playable?

>>723549161
>Deleted
Lmao get bent idpol obsessed idiot.

>>723584479
Based!

sir, permission to goon?

>>723548830 (OP)
This is fan-art

fart art

I prefer MMF with a bisexual Link myself.

>>723579545
unff

>>723572532
Game and mod. Now.

>>723579545
I don't mind if you shit there

zelda

Would Zelda even bother attempting to be seen with us limp dick peasants, let alone hang out with us or more?

>>723556276
I can't believe there's people that call her Hilda instead of White. Even Touko is better.

>>723589746
...She might not hang out with us, but surely she would make public appearances for sake of her image!

>>723548830 (OP)
Made for BWC

>>723589876
Is that the hil da you want to die on?

>>723589969
Now I like zeldass, but pictures like this are always so dumb to me. Like the dress would hang off her ass like it were a shelf, not get sucked deep into there like a thong. Unless perhaps her ass has the properties of a like like and tries to devour any garment she puts on, but that would be weird.

>>723590295
Maybe she pulled in tight to be cheeky?

I want URBOSA'S ass to get fat.

>>723589969
Public appearances are one thing, plus so would Hylian Sheikahn Stone Internet. The problem is whether we can be around her on a more regular basis so we can eventually dick her down and watch those ass and titties bounce, that's the big thing.

This thread stinks

>>723583663
thank me later
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10788042&pid=30

>>723550538
Is there any canonical proof that nintendo girls rip ass?

>>723591121
All girls do

>>723590826
My queen.

>>723581362
link sissies...

>>723591121
how do you think peach and daisy propel themselves for their side air

>>723591191
Yeah but is there an example of proof that nintendo girls do specifically? Like some sort of reference alluding to the fact that girls fart.

>>723591298
Nuezou Zelda is my kryptonite

>>723590931
i don't like anal vore with gts too much sorry thank u though

>>723592287
I love skyward sword now

Sex.