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Anonymous No.723553548 [Report] >>723555628 >>723555648 >>723555839
>*Launches you*
Anonymous No.723553785 [Report]
Nothing personnel
Anonymous No.723555321 [Report]
*wake up low sweeps you*
*baits an unsafe move into a launcher of my own*
*juggles u all the way to the wall for a slick 20 hit touch of death*
heh...all too easy....
Anonymous No.723555628 [Report]
>>723553548 (OP)
DAH
Anonymous No.723555648 [Report] >>723558779
>>723553548 (OP)
Tekken is one of the lamest fighting games ever made, since it's a casual mashing fest and not designed for competition. The autistic fans memorize fucking War and Peace amounts of framedata to try and punish the completely safe, 15 hit, easy to execute, high damage juggles that are antithetical to any good fighting game.
They memorize the framedata for hundreds of moves of each character, it's so autistic and gay.
Add to this that there are moves which are almost complete safe and do insane damage, like the EWGF, which you can do over and over by executing it with a "just" frame timing. Shitty positioning - who cares! I used EWGF so now it's completely unpunishable and if it hits it's +6million on hit and you get gaped by a 30 hit juggle combo.
There was a 3D fighting game similar to Tekken that actually took skill and IQ, wasn't just spamming hellsweeps, KBD, and other lame shit while pretending it was technical; it was called Virtua Fighter. But it was too strategic for mashy casuals, so they never bought it - however it was the most popular fighting game in Asia for many years because Asians have higher IQs than the Blacks and minorities that play Tekken. KBD was a glitch in Virtua Fighter, which was removed by Yu Suzuki (video game genius), since it encourages retarded defense compared to just normal backdash and walk speeds that allow you to walk back without doing 4415415415415 to move backwards. Show me the fucking SIDE STEPS and EVADE in Tekken. We're in 2025 and this supposed 3D game is still functionally a 1D FIGHTER. All you can do is KBD and STRINGS 24/7.
This game is so low IQ that I got to red rank just playing it casually, because Tekken players do not know about fighting game fundamentals and positioning, only spamming launchers and sweeps and memorization autism.
It's a joke button mash fighter that was clearly made so casuals could hit a random direction + button and get a different move every time.
Anonymous No.723555839 [Report]
>>723553548 (OP)
>*kicks ur toe*
Anonymous No.723558515 [Report]
Any fighting game that prioritizes launching your opponent to combo them to death is automatically shit. Yes, this includes Street Fighter.
Anonymous No.723558779 [Report]
>>723555648
All of this is true. But...

Akira's just frame knee is the most insanely psychotic bull shit ever implemented in any fighting game since interactive entertainment was even invented. I want to punch Yu Suzuki in the dick repeatedly for being such a sadistic faggot