>>723560329 (OP)
When I used to frequent my LGS in my high-school days, there was this dude there that was clearly like OMEGA level autistic and he was like a Nintendo version of a sonicfag. Like that one black dude that loves Nintendo, anyways this fuckin dude would come to the card store every day, and would set up this fuckin homebrew drawn in crayon rpg scripted Magic the Gathering battle on one of the tables, where it was literally general guy themed and he would go up to people at FNM and go "DO YOU WANNA FIGHT THE SHYGUY ARMY HUHH HUHHH"