Thread 723561768

>>723561768 (OP)
Hes making a first person party puzzle dungeon crawler called leavers and chests.

he has seggs with a different top tier porn star every night

>>723561954
That's like saying you only eat at the most high quality fast food locations.

>>723561768 (OP)
>Spend your time and personal fortune doing shit for hateful videogame fags that complain about everything, including things they don't do
wolol

>>723562070
>food analogy
most people would rather fuck a porn star than your dumpy/homely gf, anon

>>723561768 (OP)
Wouldn't most people? What would you do with a billion?

>>723561916
wasn't that cancelled like last month

>>723561768 (OP)
He's making Minecraft 2 as we speak

>>723562286
Fund my hobby (making games)? You would sit on your ass and eat candy?

>>723562487
No I'd sit on my ass and eat white castle hamburgers

>>723562487
It would be funny as hell watching you dump like 100m+ on your dream game only for everyone to say it's a turd.

>>723562487
I already do that before making 1 billion dollars

>>723561768 (OP)
He pussies out of saving the white race with Elon, RIP us

>>723562487
>You would sit on your ass and eat candy?
i would do whatever the fuck i want, except wasting my time on making some shitty video games for fat fucks like you.

>>723562549
No game production funded by a single central person would be of a 100m USD scope

Ruined a lot of lives. Kids. Don't post him.

>>723561916
Its so fucking gay

>>723562286
>What would you do with a billion?
I'd get together a bunch of guys with actual talent and force them to make my dream survival horror game. Then I'd make them sign an NDA where they can't disclose their involvement and I take all the credit for it

>>723562193
Yeah you're right. Fornication with demonic hoes is so based, and only incurs material financial costs, being otherwise completely without consequence. I love the world. Thank you world-sage for your worldly wisdom.

>>723561768 (OP)
I imagine that regardless of how much you liked video games when you were broke and how much you hate the woke marxists turning video games into social engineering tools, once you have more money than you can spend in a hundred lifetimes and can fuck all the child prostitutes you could ever want, video games stop being a priority for you.

>>723562286
buy special editions of two AAA games

>>723563543
If you were making a game in order to make money then yeah, now you have money so no need to make games.
If you however simply like making games then having money, so not needing to waste time for work, would make it way easier to create some cool vidya.

>>723563236
That's retarded. Put your name in the credits as both director and writer and 99% of people out there would automatically believe you're the reason the game's good.

>>723562286
Honestly I'd be a patron to artists, particularly composers. Set aside enough money to buy a ton of land and have a trust for my descendants, then just fund stuff I like.

>>723562286
...make videogames? Don't waste 15 years living alone in a giant empty mansion with stale candy? What?

>>723561768 (OP)
anyone has that last pic of him where he looks 80

>>723561916
>mine and craft
>leaver and chest
How imaginative of him—a true creative genius walking among us

why are brown people so angry at how other people handle their personal money
why do you care, you're not getting any of it
do you need to skinwalk as a bald fat swedish man

Looking like white uncle phil.

>>723564347
We live in a trickle down economy and nothing is trickling down because billionaires be hoarding and snowballing until they can buy up everyone

>>723564347
>"leave the billionaire alone!"

>>723562286
I’d probably start my own game development studio and see if I could do something about the glut of potholes and dearth of third places in my hometown.

>>723565121
Yes, exactly.

>>723564347
It's crazy. Go look at the Faceberg page of a brand like BMW, the comments are full of shitskins going
"uhh please BMW sir you so rich give me a free BMW M4 in pajeetistan please"

>>723564347
I’m a white man whose ass is chapped by seeing a guy who made a game I like sit on his laurels for so long that his fat ass has probably sucked them into his colon by now. He’s squandered a golden opportunity and years of goodwill.

He obviously never had any creative drive,vision, or ambition.
Look at the small games and ideas he has shared publicly over the years. Nothing worthwhile or inspired.

It's been so long and his social media presence has been so negative I doubt anybody worth a fuck would ever sign up to work with him even if he really did start some kind of studio.

>>723564347
have you seen spider man movie
with great power comes great responsibility

>>723565849
>It's been so long and his social media presence has been so negative I doubt anybody worth a fuck would ever sign up to work with him
Extremely delusional.

>>723564347
Why do white people worship billionaires so much

>>723563542
>noo you must hate the world everything pleasant about life is evil
religionfags are never escaping the death cult accusation

>>723561768 (OP)
why do fags jump on this poorfag when elon and bezos also don't do anything?

>>723562286
Build a rocket to leave this shit ass planet ( I'll spill radioactive wastes from low atmosphere all over the globe as I do my ellipse around it before getting flunked into the endless void by inertia, yes I'll use half my fund to locate and collect derelict nuclear product dumped into government dumping sites so I can store them in detachable segment of my rocket, or trollcket as I call it )

>>723561768 (OP)
Pffff, amateur.
I do nothing with zero dollars.

>>723566169
What do you mean? They are having a space race and building big spaceships in massive space hangars atm

>>723566539
that doesn't count..

>>723561768 (OP)
This is his worst sin. Guy has enough money and influence to be a counter soros, found video games,movies, cartoons, home schools, advocacy groups, etc that push White wellbeing and chokes out antiwhiteism....and he buys a shitty fag mcmansion and whines all day on twitter.
He's a massive loser for it.

>>723562286
I just hit 5m and all I do is bedrot shit posting with you. Pic very much related.

>>723563543
>how much you hate the antiwhite marxists
Fix'd

>>723562286
Hire competent developers and make a Spawn video game.

>>723561768 (OP)
>*makes a fool out of himself for 1 billion dollars*
ftfy

>>723566169
I’ve actually gotten a global ban for talking shit to Elon on /pol/ before.

This guy made the single most recognisable, most successful game in the entire history of gaming medium, likely including going forward in the future as well.

What the fuck else was he supposed to do? He achieved something that 99.9% of indie devs literally can never get ever again.

money doesn't make you happy

>>723562487
that's a good idea actually, i'd probably fund a few obscure manga that are on the edge of being axed

>>723566078
A good grasp of economics, plus pic related. The self made arent handed shit, they earn every dollar freely given by providing utility. So they bring a lot of good to the world.
I mean im all for trust busting, inheritance taxes that actually work, and ensuring every billionaire pays 25% tax (Even 50% on the first 4% of returns becuase you dont gave the risk). The blinde hate though is just sour grapes to me,

>>723567548
Except Notch is a literal plagiarist who tried to emotionally and literally blackmail the guy he ripped off when that person's brother was dying of cancer. So the question must again be asked. Why do white people worship such a person?

>>723562286
>What would you do with a billion?
Not be on twitter all day
On a serious note I'd probably just pay of what ever debt my family members have and give them enough money to be financially sound. Then buy myself a small but fancy ranch or something and get a horse

>>723565496
spiritually brown

>>723561916
>Jace
>"THE TRUTH"
>Reverie
>...
>oh, and mark too i guess. btw dont ask why he looks like me as a badass wizard and has a similar name

>>723567697
A rip-off is something that brings nothing to the formula of the original, and MC clearly had something more than infiniminer because well, who plays infiniminer these days?

>>723565849
How did people here of all places forget that notch is a thief who ripped off infiniminer. The man is literally not creative at all.

>>723567697
White people love thieves. Look at how much they suck off embezzlers like trump.

>>723567759
Okay what are you doing with the other 995 million?

>>723561768 (OP)
What would you even do with a billion? I'd run out of steam after like a million. The only real spending I'd be doing would be giving money to family anyway.

>just buy a big piece of property
>buy the expensive guns I could never otherwise get
>invest some? Maybe? What's the point of money after a billion?
I guess I could buy my mom and dad a house in Hawaii or some shit, it's really nice there. So maybe if I go real crazy I spend 15 million, probably most of it on property for my family. What else? What could I even do? Light it on fire by giving it to game developers? No thanks. A huge reason videogames suck is retards throwing around hundreds of millions of dollars trying to make garbage they don't understand. Sure, they'd be doing it for profit and I'd instead be asking for some autism game nobody but me would want to play, but the end result is a game nobody asked for or wants.

>>723567548
>The self made arent handed shit, they earn every dollar freely given by providing utility. So they bring a lot of good to the world.
L M A O

>>723567930
infiniminer is literally a wurm clone

>>723561768 (OP)
Neither would I. I would spend it all on getting whores to shit in my mouth, and then give the rest as inheritance.

>>723568026
turning them into cash and gold bar that I will keep in my personal underground vault

>>723567697
We don’t. Watching him fall for the “it’s ok to be white” idpol bait was a source of potent secondhand embarrassment to me. I used to look up to that guy.

>>723563859
>>723566662
Why do you feel entitled to someone else's money for your political agenda?

What's notable is that he doesn't seem to care about his health. Which filthy rich people usually do. You can just take some expensive experimental drugs to make you jacked and slim (you would still have to work out). I don't know for granted, but I feel like movie stars and billionaires have better stuf than your usual anabolic steroids. At very least they can have a whole medical team monitoring their health and basically be enhanced humans without any drawbacks

This fat lazy retard doesn't care
I would
Imagine being rich and jacked
That's, like, cool

>>723568250
Does he even travel?

>>723568250
He probably hates himself. This isn't projection most gluttons are either self loathing, narcissistic or have literal brain damage that doesn't let them feel satiated when eating.

>>723567890
>btw Jace is a fucking bear

>>723561768 (OP)
He probably outgrew videogames.

>>723561916
>>723562353
Basically dead, yeah.

>>723568660
He is just like me. Inept.

>>723569393
No no. He is inept and more successful than your entire bloodline.

The most dignified thing you can do as an obscenely rich guy is become a open, unapologetic decadent and RL gooner, not pretend you're still a product member of society.

>>723562286
diversify my bonds nigga

>>723561954
Kek, no. His front teeth have sex every night in varying positions though. That's how he made his money, fookin' teeth (literally!).

>>723569454
He just got lucky. My moment will come soon. I can feel it.

>>723562286
build power plants across the united states, water desalination plants up and down the coast. computer peripheral manufacturing factory.
a warehouse.

>>723562286
put in the most secure savings account and live from the interest, even if it's 0.1%

>>723562193
Would they? The fantasy of having sex with a porn star and actually fucking a porn star have nothing in common.

>>723562286
make a shitload of things that I actually like and want more of what the fuck kind of question is that

>>723562286
buy up as much land as i could around the city where i live so they stop building mcmansions on the foothills and despoiling the rivers

>>723569818
Only one warehouse? Whta would you put in?

>>723568660
>basic billionaire failing at basic econ
Kek, many such cases. Offer more cash, get more people to apply.
>What's linearity?
Wouldn't you like to know.

>>723567418
it gives you the freedom to find or do what actually makes you happy

>>723569454
>Having money is the same as being successful
Good burger, Mr burger, can you say burger? I'd offer two burger for one burger, burger.

>>723562286
Buy a fast car and a nice house where there's mostly white people. Get a hot mentally well GF then thats about it.

>>723570263
Ok, if you're a subhuman poorfag communist who pretends he doesn't think money is a measure of success, Notch made the most influential and important videogame ever. He is at the absolute peak of his field.

You can seethe but it won't change anything: you're poor and have achieved nothing.

>>723562286
i'd like to make a game based on the book Gormenghast

>>723570418
>a measure of success
Sure
>the (only) measure of success
No
>you poor
Another sage, it seems

>>723570550
>uh ok he's successful but there's more to life than just money (that he also achieved)
Just admit you're lashing out due to an inferiority complex and this can be over.

>>723568660
He thinks that the best programming talent is in LA and they need to drive to an office because? I'm not saying there aren't benefits to being in an office together, but if it is that or apparently the game doesn't get made at all...seems like a self solving problem.

He could 100% get the most autistic genius programmers out there if he tried to hire remotely, as they would want to work on this exact kind of game.

>>723569972
Interest rates are strongly negative in real terms.

What actual rich people would do is take loans, using the billion of liquid as collateral, and cite the interest payments as an excuse to not pay taxes. Then you perform arbitrage over interest rates being strongly negative in real terms and watch your debt devalue itself.

>>723566078
i just dont care
are they faggots that probably fucked a billion people over? sure
but why the fuck would i care that they don't use the money? sure, if they're using it to build xXx_WHITEKILLER9000, then I get concerned, but if they're just sitting on idle dosh? who the fuck gives a shit

>>723562286
Fund a developer that I trust to create my dream game. Other than that, I’d just be turboNEETing.

>>723561916
>black guy
Bros... I thought he was /ourguy/...

>>723570418
>Seething and ad-hominems: the post
I hope he sees this bro

Notch ripped off my grandfather who was an old coal miner in the 30s. I remember that moment when my grandpa was telling me and notch of his exploits in the mines, and I saw that twinkle and slight smirk in notch's eye, and I knew right then that notch was planning to ripoff my grandfather's life experience and run away with a billion dollars

>>723562286
Pay to get US citizenship as i'm pretty sure my asylum case is gonna get denied here due to how friendly trumps being with putin, and i really dont want to die in a gulag.

>>723561768 (OP)
Notch is a bad human being. Even if he was worth nothing he would still be a greasy lazy shitbag who lies as he breathes.

>>723562286
femboy harem

>>723571509
He's a boomer at heart, and probably met some hip rapper at one of his parties

>>723561954
Trying to picture the type of person who thinks the thing to really envy about the sex lives of billionaires is they get to fuck porn stars.

>>723562286
Buy an island, get a harem, disappear from the world while living like a king.

>>723568660
>I have 0 competency to lead a game so I'm going to cancel the project and blame everything on lack of programmers
Just use your infinite wealth to hire competent director/project manager if you are having hard time managing the game yourself, or does he have that much of a fragile ego that he'd rather cancel the project than admit he can't lead

>>723562286
Buy 4chan

>>723562286
build real life metal gear and shoot nukes for giggles

>>723568660
how can he live in LA and not have noticed the mass exodus that started around COVID? if there's nobody to hire there why doesn't he just sell his mega millions mansion and move to wherever the fuck programers and devs live now?

>>723561768 (OP)
Making lefties seethe is free and a priceless joy. I hear they're out in the cold today, seething about America or something. That reminds me, I need to fill up some water balloons.

>>723562286
If I was famous video game man I'd just use all the cash to make someone else make the game for me while I do jack shit
Slap my name as producer, as long as the game is decent the game is going to sell well because my name is attached to it, resulting with another billion

>>723562286
cocaine and whores till my heart explodes

>>723567418
>money gives you
>food
>house
>traveling
>freedom
>medical help
yes money makes you happy dumb retard

>>723568660
>still clinging onto the LA meme

>>723568660
>N...NOOOOO I CAN'T MAKE VIDEO GAMES BECAUSE I LIVE IN LA!!!!
Why won't he move out then?
Isn't it a pretty basic business strategy to move the base of your operation to somewhere where its convenient for the business to operate, instead of shutting the business down while crying "place bad"

>>723567418
happiness is a meme

>>723568660
Thank god this died, last thing the world needs is another shitty rpg

>>723567418
Can I have your money then

>>723561768 (OP)
Look. Notch is a faggot. Always was. Always will be.
He's been doing quite a lot with it.
He throws lavish parties, as well as being really, really generous with it.

He's cursed with wealth, though. He was lazy during Minecraft devving and he's lazy now. The only difference is he has nobody pushing him, so he does nothing.

>>723570601
I'm not. I know nothing bakut him, except that his games are nothing that I like. If he has a blast with his money or mental concerns due his money or not of my concern. All I'm saying money alone isn't the only measure of success.
Come to think of it, one could expect 'better' games of a billionaire game dev. Then again, gaben didn't make shit, too. Strange times we live in. People seem allergic to work.

>>723562286
Drop off.
You'd never hear from me.
I'd have my homestead and that's it.

>>723562549
Why would I give a shit if other people think it's a turd if it's something made for me?

>>723562286
become batman

>>723575298
>money isn't success
>ok it is
>ok actually he's really successful
Thanks for admitting it even though you're too stupid to understand the words you say, I know you're not capable of conscious thought so this is good enough.

>>723568660
I don't understand why he's jumping at starting a company and hiring developers this early. He has the money and time to do what he did with Minecraft, just make something and release it as a demo, then hire later and expand. Even then, Minecraft only had 2 developers for the majority of its beta phase.

if I had a billion dollars I’d fucking off to a nowheresville city like Omaha, rent an apartment so I don’t have to worry about maintenance, and never leave my room ever again.

>>723561768 (OP)
Does he still have his money? It's possible he could've spent the most of it on whores, drugs and gambling

>>723575508
From his posts and interviews, he gave it to a wealth management company that deals with everything.
He's set. He can't fuck it up even if he wanted to.

>>723562549
>HAHAHA THIS IDIOT ONLY HAS 900 MILLION DOLLARS
>HAHAHAHA

>>723562286
probably the same things I do now except i'd have a bigger waifu room

>>723575508
>>723575580
To expand.
You understand that, even if he took half of his money, put it in the most conservative of companies at a 2% dividend yield....
He's still making 10 mil a year at a cost basis of 500 mil.
Again, a conservative investment.

>>723562286
I'd probably live the same except I'd be in my own fucking house and not my mom's and instead of working I'd be doing hobbies.
Ideally I'd set up and oversee a charity for music education because I think it's valuable.

>>723562286
Plop it into some kind of diversified investment portfolio, live off the dividends and whatnot in a comfortable middle-class lifestyle not much different from currently except I wouldn't have to ever work another day in my life, and set it up in some kind of endowment so that my direct descendants would also never need to work a day in their life for the foreseeable future.

>>723561768 (OP)
>1 billion
2.5 billion*

>>723568660
>I made billions from Microsoft, I am going to leave my shitty cold Scandinavian country and move to LA to have party everyday
>NOOOO LA SUCKS!!! I CAN'T MAKE MY VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!
kek lmao

As much as people like to go on about "passion", Money and success still are the biggest drivers for developing a passion project. If I made my dream game and got paid 2 billion dollars for it I'd probably find it hard to want to do anything fucking else too, you no longer have that survival instinct, what's the point?

>>723575580
>he gave it to a wealth management company that deals with everything.
There's no chance of them backstabbing him, is there? There are stories of lottery winners being taken advantage by their lawyers.

>>723575731
Conservatively, that's over $25,000 gain a day.
You couldn't even burn that fast enough.

>>723575937
Lets say that they do.
You have to understand that the amount of passive money that capitol can make, daily, is enough to fund several enterprises over.
If they screw him, he will still have money. Most likely, they won't. He's the literal golden goose.

>>723575870
> you no longer have that survival instinct, what's the point?
Not even at least using the wealth to help others in need of it? Investing into resources for your community at least? Wiping away debts that couldn’t otherwise be paid off conceivably?

>>723576197
Nobody actually gives a fuck about that shit

>>723575786
actually 1 billion due to swedish tax

>>723563778
You might even have enough to buy a ps3 and one game

>>723574456
most people already have all of htat and yet are still not happy
>>723574939
I agree
>>723575181
no because it won't help you

>>723568660
Go home to sweden, fat fuck

>>723576238
If I were Microsoft, then I'd have structured it in such a way where there would be trusts, escrows, and payouts, therefore limiting tax liabilities all around.
It's very unlikely he paid that to the government, not that he didn't pay a lot though.

Give a rich nobility chad a billion and he will control your media and make your children trans.
Give a poorfag a billion and he will buy a mansion to die alone.

>>723574887
thats too much logic anon
i'm going to open a fish store in the middle of the ocean and complain about the ocean now

>>723575490
You could just as easily buy an entire complex along with the business that runs it, live in one of the nicest units for free, and then also still have your maintenance team do all the shit for you. This is what rich people do already with penthouses in skyscrapers and such, but there are also people that do exactly this now with the apartment complex(es) they own.

>>723576235
You don’t perhaps. I just don’t get why you’d feel the need to hold on to every penny. You could live a comfortable life without working with several hundreds of millions at your disposal. So long as you’re not foolish in your spending. If you can spare the money to help others, why not?

>>723576464
not microsoft's problem
they made an offer and notch accepted instantly with dollar sign eyes

>>723576770
I mean. I don't know if you watch Microsoft's 10k's, but they absolutely care.

>>723576706
I wouldn’t want to add more stuff to worry about. liquid billions of cash it doesn’t matter if I keep it or not, it’ll last me 1000 years

>>723562286
i'd probably put together a shill farm or botnet to nuke 4chan threads i dislike

>>723576853
why? so the fat fuck gets more money?
the big number here to guarantee success is more important than trying to cut costs here and there
a few billion is nothing to fagman

>>723576746
Well that's besides the point, what i'm saying is if you already have enough money to do all of that and still have enough spare to live off for the rest of your life then what's the point of working?

Plus its not like Notch has kids to inherit his money or business.

>>723562286
I would buy a whole mountain and then build a literal castle on top of it, completely with a wizards tower at the top, down from which I could peer at the poors at my leisure. I would make all the walls into windows and make it my gaming room. Late at night, anyone in the valleys below could look up and see my tower fully lit within, as I enjoy my late gaming sessions far into the night. Man, that would be so fucking awesome.

Imagine buying like a fucking condo in a big city instead, like holy fuck what is wrong with you. With that kind of money you can live literally anywhere, in any kind of home you want. And he lives in a condo. Legit fucking soulless.

>>723577048
Because you can carry money forward and apply it backwards, in some cases, for tax reasons.
It's called "deferring tax liabilities" and if a company ISN'T doing that in your portfolio, don't invest.

>>723562286
I dunno but if I had that much money I'd feel a sense of responsibility for my community and I'd probably try to put it to beneficial uses. If everyone in my town got 20,000$ (which is more than two years of minimum wage work, eastern europe) I'd still have over 600 million dollars left, but I might look into investing it somehow to have a steady revenue to fund other things with like infrastructure development or making a company aimed at doing useful, good things for people, not sure what though. I could probably look into kickstarting a profitable business with that much money and ensure it remains a profitable and humane 100% private company to fund the aforementioned.

>>723562286
>fund a multimedia company focused on victorian era gothic horror projects
>become a patron to my favourite creators
>live in the middle of nowhere where no one can bother me
>become a gacha whale
>commission my favourite doujin artists to make doujins catered to my specific waifus and fetishes
>hire a bunch of big titty onlyfans girls to play board games with

if i had 1 billion dollars i would also do nothing dont fucking lie

>>723562286
I'd fund new games with Kazuma Kaneko art

>>723575937
It probably won't as long as you aren't extremely retarded and giving the money to penniless failed lawyer, why would they compromise their trust over some random-ass client?
Notch may be freak rich to us, but in a world where handling fuck tons of cash is literally your business, he's nothing more than an another client.
In fact he'd be the poorer end of their client as he only made a single big break, while there are hundreds of other guys that's making billions everyday successfully flipping real estates.

>>723576124
I dunno, look at what happened to Depp. Didn't they scam him out of half a billion dollars or something. Retards are easy to take advantage of in all sorts of insane ways.

>>723562286
>What would you do with a billion?
Start MSF

>>723562286
make eroge with AAA budget

>>723577085
A lack of purpose erodes the psyche. This isn't to say that wage slaving is the answer but how many years of waking up > play video games >sleep can you do before you feel dead inside?

>>723577694
you would surely lose money

>>723576286
Kek. I member.

>>723577810
I will gladly lose money

>>723561768 (OP)
Candy status?

>>723562286
i'd make a 50000 zetabyte NAS and have porn downloading onto it 24/7

>>723577810
Oh no he's out 50 million and only has 950 million left!

>>723575465
>anon failing at basic english
Big league failure that you are, conversation with you seems like a waste of anyone's time.

>>723577919
failure is immoral no matter how small

>>723577762
I’ve done ten years and I’d rather keep doing that than be a wagie. I’m more miserable working.

>>723575754
Hans zimmer or nah
>>723575786
He should've 100 by now, as we are in the biggest asset inflation bubble ever, but ok

>>723575807
This. This is why you don't sell out. George Lucas, JR martin, Andrzej Sapkowski, Notch, etc. Stop selling out your dream work.

>>723576302
oh no i have too much sex more money than i can waste in my life and im sad
those people are retarded

>>723577810
I don't think you understand how much a $1b is. You basically have infinite money.

>>723577872
Stale, partially melted, thousand dollars worth, American made candy that needs to be replaced annually

>>723578737
still; failure still immoral

>>723566807
5m indian rupees

>>723577943
>seethe about true statement
>try to pretend it's not what you said
>continue because you can't lose face
It's okay, you don't even know why you're mad, because you don't know anything at all. You simply react to input like any other animal.

>>723579046
You are delusional if you think that anyone will read form further on what nonsense is falling out of your empty head. One can only hope that you are somewhat good looking, else you'll have a hard life in front of you.

>>723562286
Pay big dick animation studio to make hentai that doesn't rely on looping the same 3 frame animation

>>723579313
learn to spell, try again

>>723562286
travel around the world on a motorcycle

>>723579396
that's what sex is
frame in, frame out
and one extra frame in between to make it more fluid

>>723579635
I like the way you think.

>>723576302
>no because it won't help you
I am not asking for your money to help myself, I am asking for your money as I am willing to suffer having money for your happiness of not having money
no need to thank me, just give me your money

>>723568660
>good programmers
>in LA
It's been a while since I've lived in California but if I remember correctly all the tech shit is focused more around the Irvine area which is over an hour away from LA. Plus the fucking commute between Irvine and LA is pure fucking hell so good luck convincing people in Irvine to commute daily between the two cities. LAs the city of wannabe actors and script writers working as waiters hoping for a chance to shove their gay screenplay in some bigshot producer's face while he's eating as well as aspiring """artists""" hoping to make it big by smearing their feces on a piece of canvas and calling it modern art. He'd have better luck finding a talented programmer anidst the population of horse fucking inbred hicks somewhere in rural Alabama than LA.

>>723579798
sex or not sex, it doesn't matter hentai was never fappable to me because of the disgusting low budget animation drawn by outsourced sweatshop gooks, I'd fix that if I were Notch

>>723579980
>everyone in la is a waiter.
I wonder if the service is good

>>723562286
I'd fund some submarine dives to find out more about cool underwater creatures, then hire David Attenborough to narrate it.

>>723580237
No, because everyone in LA is a massive fucking asshole on par with your average New Yorker. Doesn't help that all the restaurants in LA are horribly overpriced.

DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOOOOT REDEEEM!!!!!!!!

>>723573612
It’s pretty clear that’s exactly what his problem is.

>>723580237
For $20-$50 tips a meal they better goddamn be, holy shit. The shit I have seen is not for the patriotic

>billionaire
>looks for Cthulhu

based gaben

>>723580673
he is likely a multi billionaire

>>723568660
>Finding excuses to not work on the game instead of trying to fix the issue
Notch is just this guy but with money

>>723561768 (OP)
Don't you talk about me, you son of a bitch!

>>723561768 (OP)
the first thing you need to realize (and this will make you a lot less miserable in life, trust me) is that it's none of your business what other people do with their money

>>723575041
kill yourself retarded tranny newnigger avatar faggot
>>723568660
why did you kill me with this information

>>723580673
I trust this guy as far as I can throw him now that he owns a brain-computer interface startup. No thanks.

>>723562286
Live like Ted Kaczynski minus the bombing and plus electricity

>>723561768 (OP)
>vacation fatass takes a permanent vacation
>/v/ eternally sneeds
kek

>>723577085
>then what's the point of working?
>Plus its not like Notch has kids to inherit his money or business.
That wasn't necessarily my point either. But as that other anon said you need to have some purpose. If I were to somehow accrue that vast amount of wealth. I'd at least have some purpose to use it in a way to help those in need. I think in terms of "work" that's all you got left since you have so much. I get it, you can't just spend it all willy nilly. However, with that tool at your disposal you could make life within your community vastly improved. So long as you're smart about it and not investing it in lavish and superfluous projects. As we've seen from the likes of Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, etc.

>>723580761
LOL I forgot about Cum Chalice over here

>>723580501
LA may be a shitty place, but there's no way he can't find a single programmer who is willing to no-remote
He's not working in butt-fuck nowhere in Alaska is he? He just sucks at finding people, if he can't do that then he could find people who is good at finding people, if he can't do that then he could just move
Although I highly doubt he tried any of that, and he's just mumbling in frustration because people naturally quit due to them not seeing an end to the terribly managed game that is taking ages to make
It would be an unfortunate circumstance if Notch had constant record of making games, but it's definitely a pattern of his personality when he hasn't done anything for the past decade

>>723561954

If I was rich I would order exotic virgins to bathe and dress me every day but never have sex with them.

Simply because I could.

>>723562286
It's true you'd want to keep yourself busy and motivated, so I'd do the most obvious thing.

Make a big resort island and fill it with good looking BWC chads and fatass latinas. Film it as a sort of fuck-royale reality show with lots of biometrics that audiences can bet on. Contestants compete by trying to raise pleasure-associated biometrics in those of the opposite sex while guarding their own . "Weapons" can be found in the form of single-use directives ("Give target person oral for 5 minutes", etc)

>>723581670
You're forgetting a key element. LA is basically LGBTQABCDEFGNOWIKNOWMYABCSNEXTTIMEWONTYOUACKWITHME central and Notch has gone on a number of alt-right rants. Given the level of faggotry and shit in LA, especially when it comes to game design industry in the area, it'd probably be hard for him to find anyone who'd want to work for him or anyone he'd be willing to hire for that matter.

>take a 2bil deal
or
>please some autistic 4channel poorfags

Man made the right choice.

>>723582853
Dude made 1 billion off of said 4channel poorfags. Now he is sad with a lot of money after fucking over 4chan /v/ for Reddit; the website with dogshit ideas.

>>723583373
>Now
the deal was over a decade ago, anon. it's time to let go

>>723582853
Obviously taking the deal was the smart move. Honestly I think his big mistake was moving to California, especially Beverly Hills. In an area full of rich, well known, and good looking celebrities, the fact that he's a billionaire means nothing. As far as the locals are concerned, he's just some fat hairy swede. Doesn't help that it's a predominantly liberal area where the people have deep seated contempt for people with alt-right opinions like himself. Neither does the fact that he bought a huge mansion that he lives in alone which probably just serves as a daily reminder with how empty and void of life it is that he lost all his friends, his wife left him and took his kid, and that his dad, the only family member he ever cared about, blew his own head off.
Dude probably would have been better off retiring to a small town in the Midwest, living in a modest cabin and spending evenings drinking with good old boys in local bars. Sometimes the simple life is the best life.

>>723568660
I don't get this guy. How fucking hard is it to just have a couple of people work together through Teams or some shit? Half my job is basically just sitting in daily calls, you're a fucking billionaire for fucks sake.

>>723584749
The real blackpill is that he is an ugly fat autistic fascist retard so when he throws parties at his mansion he literally gets cuckolded because no one wants him. Money doesn't fix that.

>>723584963
He's probably trying to hire locally which is retarded because
A. He's earned a reputation for being homophobic, transphobic, and racist. Most of the college educated population of LA are libtards as well as trannies and fags so obviously they're not going to want to work for them
B. He's in the wrong area. LA is artsy fartsy pretentious douchebag territory. Irvine's where the tech companies, publishers, and developers are and due to how utterly fucked traffic between LA and Irvine is and how even more fucked traffic in LA itself is, it'd be like a 4 hour commute to work so good luck finding anyone willing to put up with that shit.

imagine being the real estate agent that tricked him into buying the candy house

>>723585864
What I don't get is that hasn't most of his projects been solo ones? What changed this time that he needed a team? It's not like there's anything really stopping him from continuing the work himself, he's got the time and money.

>>723586062
The amount of pests you would have to deal with while maintaining that, especially in California, must be insane

>>723565496
Don't be sad that it's over, be happy that it happened.

>>723586123
Laziness would be my guess. He probably wants other people to handle most of the workload while he sits on his fat ass in his mansion eating candy in his candy room and playing foosball by himself

>>723564143
Didn't he literally get every single idea for the game from the /v/ threads?

>>723586475
yes he did, before running to Reddit who came up with he idea of "starvation"

>>723561768 (OP)
Money can't fix some problems

>>723586294
>"oh boy I can't wait to play some vidya and eat a bunch of candy"
>get a bowl of of gummy bears from one of the candy dispensers
>head over to the game room
>pop a bunch of gummy bears in your mouth
>notice a tickling sensation on your arm
>sensation is in your mouth too
>look down
>bowl full of gummy bears is crawling with ants
>they're crawling all over your hand holding the bowl too
>THEY'RE IN YOUR MOUTH TOO

>>723585643
stay mad you leftist homo

>>723568660
Basically not, yeah.

>>723562286
i'd get myself a huge mansion with a lot of land nearby
then i'd hire a lot of hot models (male and female) and i'd find out if im gay or not
after i'm done with that i'll just fund a new xcom 3 game

>>723562286
Id try to fund some anime/games id like to see, and also improve my neighborhood

>>723562286
>What would you do with a billion
Cash all of it in and demand all pennies.

>>723572343
just picture someone from south america

>>723583373
You are joking when you type this deranged shit right? Who the fuck cares about 4chan mongrels lmao

>>723561768 (OP)
I think that's proof that he's a hack. Besides Minecraft just being a stolen Infiniminer, and the fact that other shit like Scrolls never happened, it seems like this guy was a one hit wonder hack.

>>723587659
>and i'd find out if im gay or not
how fucking difficult can it be you fucking indecisive fruitcase

>>723570418
>if it's popular that means it's objectively good

>>723588587
i really don't know how can i tell

>>723561768 (OP)
Notch should have moved to Japan and live the Japanese dream like what Toby Fox is doing right now. Instead, Notch rots himself in Hollywood with that ugly ass mansion he outbid Jay Z on.

>>723588710
It is good, and you know it is good.

>>723587579
This fag acts like a woman, Jesus fucking Christ, "teehee ain't i so quirky?"

>>723562286
Half of /v/ would try to recreate a certain island.

>>723589867
A certain island you say?

>>723588759
Step 1: Fuck a woman.
Step 2: Fuck a man.

Did you enjoy step 1? Did you enjoy step 2?
Yes/no: Not gay.
Yes/yes: Bi.
No/yes: Gay.
No/no: Asexual.

>>723590518
thank you based lgbt anon

>>723562286
For myself, friends and family I'd pay off debts, pay for any health concerns, pay for better food, pay for housing & renovation.
Like I have one friend who lives in a very old house, and heating it up during winter is so expensive, it would be so satisfying if money wasn't and option to just get that properly fixed up and insulated. Could probably cut electricity cost down by 1/4th.
Smarter things to spend the money on in terms of earning it back, but it would feel good in a similar way that good value in a video game feels good.

Then I'd probably do what Notch does, try to work on whatever game I want.
Commission more art.

>>723562286
I would start my own country, in antarctica

>>723573612
>or does he have that much of a fragile ego that he'd rather cancel the project than admit he can't lead
I think that's why he didn't start to work for Valve when given the chance, he wanted to be Gaben, not be some guy who worked under him.

>pol tourist makes this about politics
stfu
notch is an eternal fatcel with or without microsoft bucks

>>723562286
I would buy Might & Magic series from Ubisoft, release m&m 1-6 remakes and then start producing new games.

>>723595086
> release m&m 1-6 remakes
without aliens and space tech shit

>>723589420
>McDonalds is good

>>723586606
Lol figures that the first Redditor update is the one where the game direction became shit

>>723596373
Hell yeah nigger.
>noo it's bad the meat is fake and and and
what are you, a bitch? Get your fat retard ass a big mac, fries, some goddamn chicken mcnuggets and tell me mcdonalds is bad. You fill up that fucking cup with coke and tell mcdonalds is bad to my face motherfucker. You can't and you know it. You're just a contrarian cocksucker.

When you have that much money, you can't just throw money at things. Otherwise people will take advantage of your generosity and take as much time as possible. "Yeeeeahhhh, keep giving me $10,000 a month, every month, and I'll complete it in 3-5 years."

Putting myself in Notch's shoes. I'd try to one-man dev a new project (just like he did Minecraft) and then commission a flat payment for art and music assets. You get paid when you deliver it.

>>723562286
Donate to right wing causes

>>723596864
That's the most retarded thing you could do. Unironically. The ones that will take your money are probably pedophiles and satanists.

>>723565121
You're not doing jackshit about billionaires, you're just seething about them while hoping for another Luigi to do the job for you.

>>723562286
Get a BPD girl to wife up under 177 layers of prenup.

>>723596980
Case in point. If you got a troon folder locked and loaded, you need to rope too.

>>723596526
I swear McDonalds burger used to be bigger. I went the other day and it was so tiny I had to buy 4 Big Macs to satisfy myself.

>>723587579
Truly RDR2 has that magic when playing it that makes you just realize "I can probably be doing something better with my life"

>>723596526
>gets excited and begins excessively swearing the moment fast food is mentioned
Yeah you type like a fatass, that shit is disgusting

>>723597132
You're a fat fuck
>>723597180
You're also a fat fuck

>>723561768 (OP)
Unfathomly based

>>723596980
>>723597193
I don't want to look at trannies stop posting them faggot nigger

>>723597132
McDonald's has been really bad for decades now. I've regarded the standard burger patty as a "rat patty" all of that time and they put sugar in the buns to make it addictive.

>>723562286
I would buy so many old forgotten IPs for dirt cheap and then make them free to use for indies

>>723597234
>You're a fat fuck
It's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person.

>>723561768 (OP)
>1billion
Microsoft gave him 2.5B, what happened to the other 1.5 or is this misinfo? even if you're donating constantly you don't lose money that fast.

>>723597234
>can't go a day without stuffing his face full of mcdonalds
>calls other people fatasses
Zero awareness

>>723562286
>All these people saying they'd fund their dream game
I'm 99% positive your "dream game" will end up in dev hell and ultimately get cancelled. Most people on this website wouldn't be able to explain their dream game in-depth enough to put together a project proposal since it'd just be some vague bullshit and then they'd get mad and tell the team to scrap everything when it doesn't fit their undefined fantasies

>>723597781
>make up a fantasy so you can pretend you win
And when did this behaviour start, before or after you first were molested?

>>723562286
Two chicks at the same time, man.

>>723597856
>gets btfo like the fat fuck he is
>immediately starts projecting about getting molested
I accept your concession fat raped nigger

>>723598061
Ok so it was after. I'm sorry that happened to you anon.

>>723568660
Notch spent way too long working in post soulless Minecraft, he should just do what he did with that and make the skeleton of the game himself, and bring on programmers and artists and shit. Also
>LA
Lmao, that scene can make more money developing restaurant menu apps than whatever shitty game you have cooked up, also
>living in LA post 2010
Why?

>>723562487
That and fuck lots of bitches.

>>723595692
But aliens and space tech are the best part

>>723561768 (OP)
uuuuh your giant candy wall? bro?

>>723580869
>I trust this guy as far as I can throw him
lmao, good luck.
before the thought of causing him harm has even completed forming inside your head, the retractable katanas lodged within his forearms will have already pinned you down to the ground, but not before he opens his second throat and launches a screeching psionic attack to finish you off

>>723562286
Drink myself to death (faster than currently)

>>723566078
they think billionaires will give them money because they're white

>>723566078
>white people
They don't. Americans do, including the black ones.

>>723562286
50% would be tied into investment properties, stocks, physical shit like gold/silver bullion, CDs, crypto, and some other shit I've forgotten about. 25% would be play money that I'd likely be tight with as I'm not too much of an opulent sort of guy. Then 25% would likely be used to fund my own creation I've been planning out. Basically a free webcomic with a rotation of artists/writers [purely for fun and to share revenue and give those folks a bit more of a resume] fleshing out my ideas in physical form (digital but whatever) for others to enjoy since I personally lack the skills to draw very well OR write in a concise way for a manga.

>>723602525
250 million play money for a "not too opulent sort of guy"?
250 million spent on a webcomic? I think you overestimate how much things costs.

>>723561768 (OP)
He's eating himself to death with a billion dollar snacks.

>>723561768 (OP)
>*is a fat lonely loser with no bitches despite being a billionaire*

>>723561954
when i was in my teens i would email Luscious Lopez begging her to have sex with me

>

>>723565496
Do you think spending $10 on Minecraft like 10 years ago spiritually indebted him to you? lol

>>723571509
Hey, The Truth is totally a stereotypical nigger name. The God would be another one.

>>723562487
Donate most of the money first and foremost since rich people can’t get into the kingdom of Heaven. Save a small chunk for of my kids so they and their kids can live off investment dividend money and still be alright, the remainder would go into creative pursuits and the construction of Roman-esque marble monuments in various sporadically chosen locations.

>>723603118
I wouldn't expect to really burn through it all in my lifetime. Just as a sort of budget to whittle at. Outside a home and 2010s used car I could probably just double all the other shit into investments and use the dividends to pay most of the interests between the two. If I just had to purchase something for pleasure the only thing I could think of would be buying some expensive ass gpus and a server so I can gen stuff faster and that wouldn't even press over 50k. 'Robots' aren't there enough for my interest in owning one. Other than video games and porn I really don't have too many interests.

>>723568660
He's one of Gaming's frontmen l can't believe he can't get any programmer in the world to move to LA to work for him tl

>you have to keep making/doing shit because... YOU JUST DO, okay!?
Most people just work because they have to
Given enough money to not worry about it, most people would do absolutely nothing.

why doesn't he just code it, he made mineycrafta

>>723562286
probably buy cheap property and rent it cheap just enough for me to coast by every month while saving my money

>>723571509
>>723603424
>>>/pol/

>>723561916
The visuals are great at least, he could make something good if he wasnt so lazy.

>>723597167
Can't believe he plays a Rockstar game that's like playing Assassins Creed I thought he was one of those guys whi only plays PC exclusives

>>723603731
t. Tyrone The Baby Washington

>>723562286
By back my grandparents farm then set up the rest in various investments and bonds so that I can live off of interest for the rest of my life. I use all remaining income each year to lobby the govt at every level to restrict work visas from india

>>723572056
This. No girls allowed while we play cod black ops naked together

>>723604115
Oh and I start competitor companies to most major things like uber, ebay, etc that is run to be just profitable enough to operate and keeps fees to an absolute minimum. These companies will never be publicly traded and I will slowly choke the life out of every competitor that offers shitty service by simply not being beholden to shareholders

>>723577148
This but I would purchase land out near east TN as it look like middle earth there and build me a castle. Then I would probably start a femboy harem and dress them up as knights, wizards, calvary or some shit

>>723562286
I would start a large world wide organization dedicated to collecting and housing the greatest criminal minds the planet has to offer. And silently achieving global domination with no one to stop us.

>>723604917
WEF already exists. Greatest criminal minds is up for debate though.

>>723561768 (OP)
Most billionaires don't. It's enough money to completely cut yourself off from everything and exist as a human hedonism machine for the rest of your life.

he will always be a /v/tard

>>723561768 (OP)
>rich people: exist
>OP: grrr why didn't he do the things that I want??? IT'S HIS DUTY TO DO THE THINGS THAT I WANT!!! DO WHAT I WANT NOW!!!!
I don't understand people sometimes

>>723603357
Bet that shit is all rotten and melted together

>>723606361
OP said nothing about what they should do, just that they should do something.

>scams facebook with meme tech for $2
>sets up defense company to fight China
That's how you do it.

>scams facebook with meme tech for $2 billion
>sets up arms company to design and domestically manufacture cheap and scalable weapons
>primary focus is to repel attacks by countries like China
That's how you do it.

>>723579980
To be fair, the talent in programming has been moving to Texas for quite some time.

>>723562286
With 1 billion? I'd fund all 1337 haxxors to dump all information possible to liberate and exalt the status of the entire global population. I'd have them setup untold trillions of bots and algos to utterly combat the social conditioning and brainrot through raw truth to improve the entire planet. All secret technologies to fix everything; medicine, electronics, machines, augmentation biological and cybernetic and energetic and psionic would be mass distributed digitally and physically everywhere. All the truth about what the governments do, good and bad, would be accessible to any and all. Everything would be spammed in volume and scale so immense that it would be impossible to stop. Even if they shut the internet down, it would already be over. All the data and call centers that flood everything with bullshit engagement, psyops, and clickbait would be drowned out, collapsing laundering schemes and criminal syndicates leveraging funding through social media and public discourse. I would be the cancer to end all cancer permanently.

And that is with just 1 billion.

>>723570053
Lots of kids

>>723568660
The fact that he has all the money he could ever want and still chooses to live in LA despite it accomplishing nothing for him (isn't working, an active socialite, etc) tells me all I need about him. What a sad fat faggot

>>723562286
>Build a big ass gothic Victorian era mansion in the forest and pretend to be like a Tim Burton ass posh vampire wannabe character
>Also, buy another house in Europe to use as a vacation house or a hideout, probably in the English countryside or some country close to where everything is.
>Buy a used Ferrari, Buick GNX, and just a used basic Mercedes model that I can drive on a daily basis
>build a video games company and make a game with it
>become a director and make movies
>Probably buy some IPs of existing games or game companies, and probably make new games or movie adaptations of those games
>Build a gym in my home
>Private jet
>stocks
>become president or something (if I feel like it)
>Kill Elon Musk, Zuckerberg, and Bezos

I think the rest of the money will either go to the poor and donations or just me buying basic shit like clothes, food, taxes/bills, etc. I know that shit sounds autistic, but that's pretty much it, I guess

>>723562286
>Wouldn't most people? What would you do with a billion?

Have a resort island where I watch Thai ladyboys get fucked by men who are over 400 lbs.

>>723568660
>LA
Just hire remotely
SAAAAAAAR

>>723562549
It'd be better than doing nothing with it.

>>723568660
>all the retards responding to this post acting as if they could do better than the guy who made the most popular game of all time even though they have never done anything
quaint

>>723563236
>I'd get together a bunch of guys with actual talent
If you had the ability to do this, you'd also have your billion.
>can't be that hard
Microsoft just spent close to 100 billion trying to do that, and they failed.

>>723569972
Maybe put some aside to hire a guy to teach you what inflation is, maybe get a 2nd guy to tell you about hyperinflation throughout history.

>>723580869
People are really offended about giving cripples a way to do stuff with their head for some reason.

>>723606842
>>723603357
Why do retards think that he put this there? It's almost like you lot never bought a multi-million dollar mansion and are also retards, because you don't actually need to do that in order to just think about things.

>>723606996
>not being able to sense things
cattle

>>723561768 (OP)
I'm just enjoying my life and working on few projects.
Don't be mean.

>>723611226
>making assumptions
>I just know bro

>>723579635
Agreed, House and Wilson's ending was great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2gXUswB1cc

>>723589867
>Half of /v/ would try to recreate a certain island.
Yeah: Mother Base

>>723611004
AAA game companies fail to find talent because they have to use shrieking middle aged feminist HR departments to do so. The industry would literally have zero issues if hiring was done by a guy who actually liked and played games.

>>723562286
I would just invest it in a few companies and live like I normally do. I'd still work full time at my current job. No vacations, no new cars or mansions. Probably wouldn't even move from my current place. I'd make sure my kids wouldn't learn about their wealth until I'm dead. At which time they will get a trustfund that they have limited control over until they are well into their 40's.

>>723562286
Set up a trust so my dependents can live modest lives in perpetuity.

>>723611607
Notch is a nobody and skilled people generally dont want to play the second fiddle to somebody less skilled than them.
He had his 15 minutes on top of game development, he should have opened a studio right after closing the sale then he could have hired anybody. He was the gaming guy and working condition in game development were absolute garbage, slave tier shit back then so a more casual studio run by the maker of minecraft would have had no problems getting the most talented people on board to make whatever.
But that was all a long time ago, Notch is just generic fatass on twatter now. A lot of the younger programmers were little kids when he was big lol

>>723612383
>and skilled people generally dont want to play the second fiddle to somebody less skilled than them
That is such a gigantic cope holy shit, your "skilled people" are all corporate slaves employed by -berg and -stein that have no practical skills other than molesting children.

>>723562286
Create increasingly deranged shitposting jobs on Elance

>>723612689
this

>>723612689
Notch isnt a corporation

Notch is a cuck. He spends millions every year creating raves so that LA nepobabies can get fucked up on drugs and have sex, while he watches on the sideline.

https://www.production.club/notch-dotparty

Making your own game engine is the equivalent of people wanting to make a big change in their life... starting with cleaning their room and washing the dishes,vacuuming their car etc, which makes them feel accomplished and then forget their actual goal.
It's needless busy-work with objective concrete solutions, it's fake progress while ultimately delaying the actual hard part of making the game and coming up with a fun gameplay loop or engaging story.

>>723561768 (OP)
>rich
>stays home all day trolling trannies on Xitter
He's living the dream

>>723613318
Sounds fun.

>>723613318
Yeah, I bet he doesn't use his fuck you money to get laid at these.

>>723613421
False equivalence on his part, it's closer to a writer making their own book to write in.

>>723578023
george lucas

>>723562070
I'm an 80 year old zoomer, I've tried fine dining in paris and poop dining in india. I can say that nothing beats high quality fast food.

>>723614264
Doubt. I've gotten laid in return for buying chicks alcohol, he can buy them cars. Regardless, he could have 20 hookers a day and not feel it in his pocket.

It is FUCKING INCREDIBLE that 14 years later, THIS THREAD changed my opinion on Notch.
I always found at least a tinge of respect for the fact that this fat lazy sexless autist did nothing and kept 99.99% of his money away from Mojang and others. Now I see how truly insufferable his internal monologue is.

I really want to know how much he's paying per year in property tax, insurances, and maintenance for his home. He's probably blowing the budget of an indie studio every year just to remain in that LA mansion.

>>723561768 (OP)
He prolly did a lot of hookers and blow

>>723561768 (OP)
>>723613142
Uncle Phil looking ass

>>723615040
What they are saying is guys like that are so pathetic they wont even talk to a woman or buy her a drink.

>>723561954
>porn star
teens from small towns with onlyfans will sleep with you for a few thousand if you are famous. there are fat and rich 50 year old trolls who have the money to fuck naive 18 year old prime fresh out of highschool pussy, not the trashy porn type women who have yellow teeth and drug addictions but high class girls with prfect bodies from rich families who want to discreetly try living life on the wild side for some easy cash.

>>723615886
Hm.. what's the death star lego set line mean?

>>723561768 (OP)
>man....I wish Notch would make my dream game......is that a heckin NEW SOULS GAME? HOLY FUCK GOTY MIYAZAKI DOES IT AGAIN BEST COMPANY EVER

>>723562286
absolve myself of sin by donating it in jesus's name amen

>>723565849
Nobody except raped slaves has an issue with his social media.

>>723610334
It's better to do nothing than make a toy for some manchild to add to their backlog.

>>723562286
give tens of millions to some smart fags to make me more money while i make 5 kids and enjoy my hobbies

>>723616969
>be filthy rich but don't fund you dream game because some unwashed nerd on the internet will shit on it :'(
How do you live caring this much about other people's opinions?

>>723568181
Lol a 2015 anti-"idpol" libgoy in the flesh, your type isn't seen much anymore.

>>723617097
Notch ain't gonna make anything better than an AAA studio.

>>723596571
>People will take advantage of your generosity and take as much time as possible
Just hire PM or freelance director

>>723615040
>dude just buy them a car
Do you go up to a random stranger and say "hey let me buy you a car for sex"
>just hire a whore
you don't have to be rich to rent a whore for day, if you didn't have interest in fucking whores when you had normal income, you probably don't have interest in hiring 20 whores in a day with infinite wealth

>>723614264
>HE CAN'T MAKE GAMES
>HE CAN'T GET LAID
>THIS NOTCH, HAS WASTED WEALTH

>>723619286
The question was "what would you do?", Notch doesn't matter.

>>723619546
No, because I don't have a billion dollars to spend on cars for premium pussy. Also, whores come in a price range from toothless crackhead to goddess for hire.

>>723562070
that's a funny analogy fren cause you see with fast food you actually get your money's worth more than with restaurant food, which is always insanely overpriced and far more likely to have spoiled ingredients in it, while posing as "quality" premium food

>>723620468
regardless whether the whore is premium or not, not everyone is gooner enough to be interested in whores like you

>>723562286
Same shit as Palmer Luckey more or less or at least in the same vein. Military shit and some passion projects.

>>723568660
>cant make a game without stealing the idea
Top kek

>>723562286
Never work again.
Spend times on my hobbies (Vidya, Tabletop, Boardgames, P&P) and pick up new ones (learn an instrument, another language, sword fighting/archery etc.).

>>723567418
Money gives you the opportunity to become happy.

>>723561768 (OP)
I wouldn't work either if I was set for life.

>>723620570
The people we're discussing clearly are interested. Also gooning refers to masturbation, not actual sex.

>>723620716
>t. Palmer Luckey

>>723562286
Fund my hobby (gardening)
Give a hundred indie devs working on something that interests me a hundred thousand dollars each to make their game.
Fund gatcha games so I can harpoon some whales.
Invest in an Israeli cyber"""security""" firm.
Fund the collapse of DEI in the USA by funding the collapse of the entire USA in small but increasingly shitty ways such as importing jeets into critical roles so more ships are slammed into more bridges.
Pay poacher hunters to hunt poachers in Africa.

Or invest in deals with China while also buying into Uranium stocks in Australia with the end goal of being the overthrow of the Australian government by the nuclear friendly Chinese so I can fund a nuclear plant I will call Chernobillabong whose mascot will be a platypus because they're already mutants.

Fund a trip where I masturbate in or on every major landmark. Including the Roppongi Tower. It's not a major landmark, but I'm gonna fuck that bitch tower.

>>723562286
buy an A-10

>>723568660
Why does he still live in the soul-crushing US? He'd be doing much better in Sweden and there're plenty of skilled programmers there. Or literally anywhere else in the EU honestly.

>>723622634
Maybe he doesn't wanna get jailed for criticizing gay nigger communism or have his money drained by wealth taxes.

>>723622712
Break free from the propaganda anon, I know you can do it.

>>723587579
He's so fucking useless
"I have a billion dollars but it's SO HARD to hire people to make a game!!"
Fucking embarassing

>>723622712
then why move to LA?

>>723562286
I'd donate $100 million to the Internet Archive.
Spend another $100 million on the development of a long-term usage open source specification for a retro-styled video game console that would have a fully matured development environment and emulator, as well as core for emulation api projects like retroarch.

>>723620716
>>723607465
Both of these posts were written by Luckey. Failed gimmick game dev seething that he couldnt make as much money on games like Notch did.

>>723561768 (OP)
>swedish game devs being retarded
many such cases

>>723561768 (OP)
That's exactly what I'd do as well. After the initial new house, new car, new clothes I'm done. The money would just be to never slave away at work again.

>>723561768 (OP)
Giving money to con man Karl Jobst isn't doing nothing, sadly.

>>723623081
>Spend another $100 million on the development of a long-term usage open source specification for a retro-styled video game console that would have a fully matured development environment and emulator, as well as core for emulation api projects like retroarch.
that wouldn't even cost 1 million dollars

>>723581745
based

>>723622712
sweden has less wealth taxes than the US, it has most billionaires per capity of any real country outside of switzerland

if I were notch i would just shitpost on 4chan all day

remember lads he lurks here
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/329398076/#329401285
https://xcancel.com/notch/status/704851176244641792#m

>>723562286
develop ectogenesis systems to grow synthetic organisms in a secluded research island

>>723571509
>>723603424
Maybe he has some cool story behind the nickname.

>>723603731
Go back and stay back.

>>723623151
Anyone with an interest in both military and vidya would do the same thing Luckey is doing if they were in his shoes. There's so much untapped potential in the former because most militaries really haven't caught up with technological advances of the last however many years and vidya hardware is underserviced in certain areas mostly because of the high barrier of entry.

>>723562487
>Fund my hobby (making games)?
Notch has actually said that selling out to Microsoft caused him to lose most of his interest with making video games. After he did that it made him feel purposeless and bored. Like there's really no more point to doing it. He knows everything he makes now will be compared with Minecraft, and that nothing he will ever make will reach its success. Its created this existential nihilism that has caused him to just sit around do nothing.

>>723561768 (OP)
I would also do nothing if I had 1 billion dollars
Fuck working and fuck slaving away your life
Life should be about enjoyment

>>723561768 (OP)
>>723561916
He has been "making" this for a decade

>>723567418
No money does make you sad though, idk where the cut-off point is but 7 digits cant hurt.

>>723622634
I think he just wants to live the "I'm rich and live in Beverly Hills" fantasy, everything he belies in simply contradicts his current lifestyle.

>>723603357
It would've come with the house LA developers put some retarded stuff when they're trying to appeal to bachelors

>>723562286
bang cute whores until my dick stops working

>>723562286
Have the nicest, most comfy sleep of my life knowing i don't have to go wageslave for the rest of my life

>>723568660
Is this fat fuck fucking retarded? Just give work visa to some europoor

>>723561768 (OP)
> *does nothing with 1 billion dollars*

lol. You're wrong.
It's 2 billion dollars!

>>723561768 (OP)
Having money won't suddenly turn you into someone who isn't a loser. Just look at Elon Musk.

>>723597935
was hoping this reply was in here
godspeed, anon

>>723561768 (OP)
when you reach max level in WoW you realize that once you got to the top, there is nothing to do

this is similar

>>723622634
Sweden is cold you fucking nigger, every swedish celeb that I know moved out of that hell hole

>>723632283
This. Elon Musk could fix everything wrong with society if he didn't have a fragile ego.

>>723562286
Fund leftwing parties against rightoids

>>723632350
ohyeah, well I would move somewhere cold fuck living in a hot country

>>723632730
If Elon Musk had that kind of disposition to do something like that then he probably wouldn't be as wealthy as he is in the first place.

>>723632807
giga based

>>723561954
>seggs
Fuck off and die

>>723562286
>What would you do with a billion?
Get Jensen to hand-deliver SOTA workstation GPUs to my house so I can run my AI waifu bots locally

>>723567697
>Except Notch is a literal plagiarist who tried to emotionally and literally blackmail the guy he ripped off when that person's brother was dying of cancer
lol what

>over a decade
>/v/ is STILL seething because some fat fuck made a game instead of shitposting on /v/ for half of his life

I wonder how much it would have cost to actually make Ubisoft make that Prince of Persia The Lost Crown sequel that they cancelled.
And to have them fix Sargon's retarded hair.

If only I was rich.

>>723634058
based
I hope he sees this bro

>>723568660
Tax dodging cunt.
Old Mojang at its infancy, benefitted a lot from being based in Sweden. Notch wasn't born from wealth, and neither were the others at Mojang.
But then after he makes it big, he fucking leaves the country instead of finally giving something back. Unironically a leech.

>>723634662
>giving back to sweden
ah yes i love my tax dollars going to immigrants and liberal arts

>>723562286
kidnapping any broad thot who looks like cheryl mason and rape her next meaningless 50 years

>>723562286
buy Cyberpunk Edgerunenr's license and erase it from internet only because I fucking hate edgerunner

>>723562286
>invest all but a small amount of it so I can live off the gainz
>buy a small house by a college town with that amount i have left and make it entirely tiki themed with cozy lighting and a nice /vr/ setup
>hold coding competitions with a cash prize for that local college until i find a few autists i like the jib of
>hire a small amount of them to make games off my insane concepts, simple stuff with a year and a half maximum per game.
>have a nice legacy without putting in any work myself and can be drunk 24/7 with no reprocussions

>>723562549
But I'm the target audience.
If I've already got money, then I'm clearly not making games to make money. If other people enjoy my game, that's a bonus. But if I enjoy it then I have succeeded.
It'd only suck if I spent 100m on a game I didn't even end up liking. But at least then an attempt was made.

It's like those saudi princes. At least the ones who are interested in gaming are actually funding games they like.
Why wouldn't you do that?

I can almost only assume Notch never even liked videogames that much to begin with. Or else he would have been much more involved with them than he has been.

>>723577148
>building a castle in a remote, difficult location in today's economy
It's cute you think a measly one (1) billion will be enough. Try double or triple that, at least.

>>723561916
Looks woke

>>723561768 (OP)
I know this thread is just bait that gets reposted every week.
>but the rotten candy in his LA mansion!
The mansion that he bought 10 years ago, with the candy wall that came with it, and that probably isn't even there anymore.
Anyway, the question I wanted to ask: name one billionaire that did *something* with their money, or even one multi-millionaire.
JK Rowling is a billionaire, doesn't do anything noteworthy with it.
xQc is at least a quarter of the way to a billionaire, he doesn't do anything with it either.
He promised he would be doing big events, but once he got his bag, he didn't deliver.
Same deal with the majority of successful content creators, Pewdiepie, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Moonmoon, Asmongold, they're all at least a tenth of the way to a billionaire.
Mr. Beast is a billionaire -- and he does something with it! -- you might argue, but that *something* is the same thing he's always done.
And that's the point I'm trying to get at.
Seems like once people get their bag, they continue to do what they already did, what they had already been doing.
JK Rowling writes and handles her IPs.
Notch makes little games.
xQc does the same lazy content he's always done, from his mansion's bedroom.
>Hasan shocked Kaya! Wow! Better makes seven videos out of this!
Point being, seems like if they're not doing at least a little bit of *something* now, that's unlikely to change, even if they become a billionaire.
And I doubt any anons in this thread would be any different.
Even I, I'm not sure I'd be.
I'd probably travel to Japan for the first, and once I'd reach there, I'd be like *now what*?
I don't know Japanese, I don't have any friends, I'm anti-social, I don't even go for walks where I live, now I'm supposed to walk all over Japan, to find tourism spots that I'm frantically googling for, for the first time?

>>723568660
this dumb fuck nigga can't even pay his own team freaking cheapskate!!

>>723562286
As soon as I had enough money to cover my remaining lifespan, I would stop working and just rot away in a small house somewhere quiet. If its actually a billion I guess im forced to live in a gated community for my own peace of mind but otherwise, no change.

>>723561768 (OP)
>gets to chill as a neet in mansion
>has all the time to shitpost and make tranny indie devs seethe
>makes v enter meltdown coping sessions whenever he is brought up
He won.

>>723636026
...this is your list when you think 'millionaire'?
christ this species is done for.

>>723561768 (OP)
1 billion dollars is not a lot of money for a property like Minecraft. Notch is kind of a fucking idiot. He probably could have got at least double that.

>>723636776
That's fair, but this is a list of *mostly regular* people, non-business people, people theoretically like any other anons.

>>723561954
my informed insider sources claim he hasn't seggs in months

>>723562286
actually finish star citizen lol

>>723561768 (OP)
That's kind of the point? I would also do fuck all if I didn't have to work to survive

>>723562286
Same as I'd do if I win the big lottery.
Quit my job. Move to a bigger apartment with fibernet and proper sound isolation. Give closest friends/family 5-10 million each. Then do whatever the fuck I want for the rest of my life. I'm not the kind of financial retard that spends for the sake of it. 900+ million would last me several lifetimes over.

>>723622712
several EU countries apply a low flat tax for rich expats

>>723562286
One way ticket to the current iteration of epstein island.