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Does Half-Life have the most groundbreaking intro ever?

>>723565239 (OP)
No that would probably be Ninja Gaiden 2

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>>723565239 (OP)
this whiny dog concern trolling is making me like this low IQ roach.

all that effort and you cant even make the dog properly

not video games

>>723565314
There’s nothing notable about NG2’s intro at all. Genuinely what are you talking about?

>>723565342
>>723565474
>>723565556
>>723565608
Discord tranny moment

>>723565670
>WOOSH

Hasan should be allowed to kill dogs

>>723565670
Why is a 15 minute intro with no gameplay more notable than a game that goes from 0 to 100 in 2 seconds? Tons of games start out slow, very few start out like NG2.

>>723565726
>People are telling me my thread is shit? MUST BE SOME KINDA ORGANIZED ATTACK AGAINST ME!
Lol no, it's just shit

We genuinely need an eceleb board atp. I want to talk about the emi mizkif rape allegations with my bros here

PLACE! KAYA! PLACE!

>>723565726
what are you kvetching about? i hate hasan. the meme would be good if the maker wasn't a lazy retard. all he had to do was position the dog properly. it looks like shit. and it's a shame because it's an otherwise good meme. that's the really offensive part. it would be a really good meme if not for that one nigger tier error.

>>723565917
>Tons of games start out slow
Name 5 FPS in 1998 or before like that

>>723566001
>emi mizkif rape allegations
QRD?

>praises terrorist, gives them a platform to spread their message, incites violence against people, says Americans who died to terrorist attacks deserved it, does all this for years
>nothing
>uses a collar specifically and legally manufactured to keep a dog in line
>the masses collectively starts screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU MADE THE HECKIN DOGGO YELP YOU ARE LITERALLY HITLER"

The internet is fucking retarded and I love it.

>>723566073

CyClones

Witchhaven

quake

doom


system shock

5 fps games where nothing is happening the moment the game begins.

now name 5 games that have an enemy attacking you within 2 seconds of the game beginning.

if you cant do it I accept your concession.

>>723565917
I admit that the tram ride is boring after your first playthrough and should be skipped, but the atmosphere of walking around pre-Cascade Black Mesa really can't be rivaled by any other game

>>723565239 (OP)
Pikerchu

>>723566330
Duke Nukem 3D 2 years before half-life 2 had realistic environments to interact and explore in, half-life just took the gameplay out of it. Cold Winter on PS2 has elaborate interactive environments with physics driven gameplay where you can make your own cover and pick up and throw objects in the game world but nobody blows hot air up its ass.

>>723566253
>5 fps games where nothing is happening the moment the game begins.
Retard

>>723566235
>kid dies in movie
>Nobody cares
>Dog dies
>"WTF WTF WTF THIS MOVIE MADE ME SOB 9999999 TIMES IM STILL CRYING THE POOR BABYYYYYY NOT THE PUPPER"

>>723566454
>bro its totally not the same...reddit-life is uh,...more sojisticated....
Nobody is convinced anymore.

>>723565474
>his whiny dog concern trolling
That's not the point of collargate. No one actually gives a shit about the dog, it's about exposing the shitlib turkroach and his circle of friends for the incessant petulant liars they are and have always been. It's perfect too because normoids hate pet abuse so to see someone on their political side look and act batshit psychopathic towards their own dog discredits them and their friends

>>723565726
>Kiwitrannies making fun of discordtrannies
what a bizarre feud

>>723565239 (OP)
bot post, bot thread, plus, you're brown
kys

>>723566771
kiwi farms hasn't been able to recover from this.

>>723566715
lol youre delusional and disingenuous, all those games you start with a weapon and start shooting enemies in less than 10 seconds

Who are you trying to convince but you got the brain of a toddler who says shit like reddit life

>>723566865
Kiwi farms can be funny, but there's way too many faggots trying too hard to fit in there.

>>723566967
>all those games you start with a weapon and start shooting enemies in less than 10 seconds
No, they start with nothing happening. Just like Half-Life.

>>723565239 (OP)
The roach said he hates his fans and the leftists.
Uncle Cenk must be ungry.

>>723565474
The absolute state of contrarianism.

Don’t post that low iq cuckold soiboi

>>723566235
I mean I get your point, but I'm guessing you don't follow the world of "streamer/influencer" faggotry, because they've been calling him out for that other stuff for a long time now. In fact I feel like that's the whole reason the dog situation has been blown up so much is because mistreatment of pets is one thing terminally online people of every political persuasion seem to hate, and the aforementioned people who call Hasan out on his bullshit to no avail are aware of this.

He still won't get banned from Twitch though because Twitch fucking loves Muslim Communists for some reason, and Babyfurs.

>>723566865
it’s mostly women

>>723566235
That's zesty as fuck, but holy shit this nigga is doing flips and stuff on fucking heels when most women can't even walk properly on them.

>>723567047
Ninja gaidan 2 starts with nothing happening to, look at this wheres the action?

>>723566690
I'd rather see 50 kids dying in a movie than one dog, fuck kids. People always overly care for them as if they won't grow up to be yet another dumb piece of shit consumer or egotistic maniac who manipulates others.

>>723567315
Yeah honestly I turned the game off right there. Boring piece of shit

>>723565474
>t. low IQ

>>723566235
In the soviet union, they sent millions to die in the gulag, nobody reacted.
When they sent a dog to die in space there was mass popular outrage.

>>723567297
In heels

>>723565474
Don't even try to pretend you weren't his fan before this. Literally nobody else is defending him, because anyone with a brain, eyes and a working moral compass can see he's in the wrong.

>>723566235
He absolutely gets massive shit for all that stuff you retard, however the owner of witch Dan Clancy is a personal fan of Hasan's so that nigger is thus unfuckingtouchable. The dog thing? His own hyper-lefty audience will purity spiral him into the dirt for it, it's the only thing that will actually work on him since the owner and all the site staff wholeheartedly endorse all of hasan's politics no matter how extreme.

>>723567397
Fuck off misanthropic nigger. Literally nobody likes you and you will die alone.

>>723566235
>>uses a collar specifically and legally manufactured to keep a dog in line
and why did he use the collar?

>w-w-well the dog moved 1cm from its containment zone in the stream background so it had to be punished

>>723566235
I love black twinks

>>723567315
BRASIL NÚMERO UM

>>723567315
>>723567970
I don't understand mexican.

>>723566235
GAYONETTA
MASSA IS MINE

>>723567224
Hasan is linked to Israel through mossad and turkey, that’s why they won’t ban him. He gives a voice to brown thirdworlders everywhere

>>723567718
Sad that too many kids will die for you to rape, pedophile?

>>723565474
I am just PISSED that the thing that did him in is this and not the countless other retardations he has done

>>723566001
4chan can't behave to have a board like that without having lawsuits or it turning into kiwifarms

>>723566235
The fact that nothing has happened to him because of what he has said is exactly the problem. The internet HAS cared about all of that the entire time, he's just been protected because he's a rich nepobaby and has the political opinions twitch likes.

>>723568120
Kids are innocent and need to be protected but also taught how the world works. It's when you have people molesting them or relegating children as lesser is when you get kids who grow up into being retarded like you say.

>>723567970
Max Payne 3 best game ever

>>723566235
Unironically and I am being completely serious, there is nothing wrong with supporting or agreeing with terrorists. The US does it all the time. It's only a "problem" when the terrorists want to kill Jews.

>literally Hitler
Hitler loved animals and would never treat a dog cruelly. Take that back.

Fundamentally a great deal of people do in fact deserve to die. That's not crazy. Pretending otherwise is. The language we are speaking only exists because of like a dozen different genocides committed by our ancestors. That's a good thing. Those other people sucked and deserved it.

Some dog does not deserve to be turned into a living doll, its entire existence being zapped until it stays motionless in place on a tiny bed, so a turkroach communist can appear more attractive to liberal white women who want to fuck the dog. No, it is not acceptable for this vile subhuman to treat a living creature as a prop.

>>723566235
Americans are less than dogs so yea that's a correct reaction from the masses

>>723568368
they still grow up retarded even with the former, and you know that. You're just buying lottery tickets hoping that "this one will be the one"

>>723568120
By that logic you want to fuck dogs? Fucking weirdo

All the backlash about Hasan reminds my old ass about how in the Bush years every conservative would shit on Michael Moore. And yeah, Michael Moore was an obnoxious asshat, but he was also a powerless one. Republicans had total control of the government and he was just some guy who made preachy documentaries that never inspired real policy changes even once. But it’s easier and more fun to attack the other side than defend your own actions, and for lack of anyone better to criticize they all just dogpiled on some guy.

I only know who Hasan is through other people bitching about him, and as far as I can tell he’s just some left-leaning guy with a Twitch stream. He’s not a politician or the head of some giant think tank. Even as far as online media is concerned, I don’t think kids are watching his streams in school but they are watching PragerU. But we need a liberal to be mad at and there are no better options.

>>723568368
>everyone was molested as a kid
lmao okay if you say so, room-temperature bitch

>>723565239 (OP)
>I was just grabbing my medpack

>>723568578
>he doesnt
fuck off faggot

>>723566124
>>723566001
ooh yes girlfriend DISH!

>>723568605
>boohoo I should be allowed to engage in animal abuse without consequences!

>>723568605
pretty sure the dude's fanbase is 14 year olds

>>723568605
..are you retarded or just disingenuous, he's a media nepo baby, Mamdni, AOC and other Dem "celebs" are on his show all the time.

>>723568795
If he’s committed a crime call the police. Shitposting about it helps nobody.

>>723568605
>I know literally fucking nothing about this guy or what he has said and done but let me tell you why I think the hate is unjustified
Please shut the fuck up when you have nothing of worth to add. You don't have to give your dumbass opinions about every single topic.

>>723566001
May i introduce you to the otk threads on /b/

>>723568605
>I know nothing and here's my opinion!
Go shove it up your ass paid shill.

>>723565239 (OP)
Why is he so afraid of him, /v/?

>>723568605
Thank you, phoneposter

>>723569030
Both of them fear Sam Hyde

>>723569030
he's gay

>>723565474
Contrarian troon, you do not need to start liking some cockroach commie just because internet now is just some shitty forced drama everyone will forget about in a week

>>723569030
That's a great question. I literally only know of Hasan from random clips, and know nothing of Destiny. From the way Hasan talks, I thought for sure Destiny was some right wing guy. I was nearly as shocked as the dog to find out that was completely wrong and he's some weird communist cuck too.