POKÉMON LEGENDS ZA IS SCI-FI HORROR GAME
This is the Bloodborne of Pokémon, pure predictive programming.
>entire game set in a creepy 15 minutes city
>you can't go out alone at night anymore (it is too dangerous)
>people can sneak attack you at night
>curfew laws everywhere
>you can't even enter the shops anymore (to protect against shoplifting)
>you can't enter any buildings at all in the entire game (a reflection of real estate becoming completely unaffordable and used to hedge against inflation), even though they are empty and nobody lives there
>all buildings look the same soulless replaceable modernist self, with only a landmark from the past to remind you that the city is Lumiose / Paris and not Vancouver
>men and women wear exactly the same clothes
>Lumiose city is portrayed as this sprawling diverse human center, except everything looks terrible and the same, just the people are diverse
>entire city is falling apart with overgrown grass, animals taking over, and real estate all closed off to everyone with probably no one even living inside due to speculation
>first Pokémon game without any epic legends about the past, signifying the end of history
>you try escaping the city, just to wake up in a city that looks exactly the same
>no public infrastructure in the city being used, probably against carbon emissions or because people are too poor
This game is a modernist nightmare. I was expecting the credits to mention the World Economic Forum at the end. It truly portrays a decadent city enforcing curfew laws where homes are all unaffordable, there is no infrastructure, shops are all sealed against shoplifting and every building looks the same.
Has Gamefreak accidentally made the most perfect social critique in history while trying to make a shit game on purpose?
You forgot Yakuza loan sharks being portrayed as good guys
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10/18/2025, 7:46:44 PM
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>>723569685 (OP)
according to the leak next game will have gym leaders themed with those klaus schwab restrictions like you will eat ze bugs to solve world hunger and no meat because muh co2 so you might be onto something
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:47:55 PM
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>>723569880
Yea, there is more:
>modern anti-homeless benches everywhere
>bankers and equity funds are literally the good guys
>city has literal 'no-go zones' like modern France
>incredible amount of nihilistic NPCs with strange dialogue
>many windows (which are pngs, by the way) have bars on it
>never shown with lights turned on, probably completely abandoned
This game looks dystopian.
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10/18/2025, 7:49:09 PM
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>>723569685 (OP)
>Has Gamefreak accidentally made the most perfect social critique in history while trying to make a shit game on purpose?
No, it's all that but it's just a massive renaissance theme park set. MC is on vacation where he can pretend to be a badass trainer from 1000 years ago when pokemon weren't all 100% domesticated. That's why you can't really get hurt and stuff too, safety field tech.
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10/18/2025, 7:50:23 PM
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>>723570683
>>723570153
This is the first videogame that feels like those Elsa and Spiderman nursery rhymes youtube videos, you know?
The tone is also all over the place. Pokémon usually has this adventure and excitement tone, and even when the characters here try to emulate it, the entire setting does not match that excitement. It is like being excited about picking King Arthur's sword from the stone, but instead of an epic hill, it is in the middle of dark crack den. You feel like you are taking part in a farce or falling in a trap.
This game is prime creepypasta material.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:51:35 PM
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>>723569685 (OP)
>>723569880
The Pokemon Company is evil, this is all just perfectly normal and ideal to them.
>>723570393
Turn off all music and this game is utterly fucked. Are there even ambient sounds?
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10/18/2025, 7:57:36 PM
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>>723571368
>>723570683
>ambient sounds
>Pokémon
No. Nothing.
But the game also doesn't allow you to turn off the music, which is smart. Commentary on how people in their daily lives are wearing earpods because cities feel ever more silent because no one talks to each other.
Nothing looks lived in, but that is expected. Lumiose has been acquired by equity firms, only the most NPCs of the NPCs are living there. Infrastructure is not taken care of, buildings are all modernist hell, there are literal streets blockaded with debris in the no-go zones, you can get snuck behind and attacked.
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10/18/2025, 7:58:37 PM
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>>723570683
The game has no atmosphere. It is also one of its major issues.
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10/18/2025, 8:03:46 PM
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>>723571729
>>723570939
Is there police or is mugging just allowed in new paris
>>723569685 (OP)
>I was expecting the credits to mention the World Economic Forum at the end
They're reserving this for the next games.
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10/18/2025, 8:08:09 PM
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>>723571378
But, in the picture there are only 17, what is the 18th goal about?
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10/18/2025, 8:09:10 PM
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>>723571378
This can't be real.
>>723571368
There is some limited form of law enforcement, but they are only seen protecting the rich and powerful in their main schemes where they are "protecting" the city.
At night, the game makes sure to let you know that there is 0 law enforcement, the entire city goes into curfew.
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10/18/2025, 8:10:53 PM
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>>723571378
Is it called wind/wave because those are sources of renewable energy?
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10/18/2025, 8:12:40 PM
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>>723569685 (OP)
>>entire city is falling apart with overgrown grass, animals taking over, and real estate all closed off to everyone with probably no one even living inside due to speculation
what the fuck are you talking about
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10/18/2025, 8:12:45 PM
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>>723569685 (OP)
Its a cry for help from the developers. The lenders represent the takeover of pokemon/nintendo. Its like how the first final fantasy was representative of what was going down in the company. Unlike final fantasy, ZA is what will definitively ruin the company's brand. Or maybe the Devs really hated the France corporate study and assets trip. Could also be that real sales is soo bad and the number buffer comes from the DEI crowd buying up stock in partner stores.
>>723571378
How the fuck do they expect us to live below water and on land, are they fucking retarded?
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:18:40 PM
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>>723572272
You are going to fight a poison-water type that looks like floating trash bags.
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10/18/2025, 8:19:35 PM
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>>723572272
I think that's to protect fish from pollution, not people living underwater.
They won't do anything to china, though, which is overfishing the entire ocean until there are no fish left.
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10/18/2025, 8:20:58 PM
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>>723573143
>>723569685 (OP)
>This is the Bloodborne of Pokémon, pure predictive programming
Explain yourself about bloodbrone and predictive programming
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:23:02 PM
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>>723569685 (OP)
>th-they're features not bugs! look how deep this game is guys! its just like le epic dystopian horror theories for my favorite children's cartoons!
the absolute state of pokefags. begone shill
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:24:11 PM
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>>723569685 (OP)
More like psychological horror, where you are the victim that paid to be tortured.
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10/18/2025, 8:29:29 PM
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>>723572547
Beautiful pristine european city that was the apex of civilization poisoned by their own progress, with monsters roaming the streets and madness taking over the land.
There are multiple levels and layers on how Bloodborne is secretly predictive programming about the end of history.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:37:23 PM
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>>723572272
>are they fucking retarded?
Considering they only apply it to whites, yes.
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10/18/2025, 8:56:29 PM
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>>723569685 (OP)
woah dude im like, totally engaged and like MAD NOW!!!
CHAT!!!! IM ENGAGED AND MAD!!!
YELLING AT MY MONITOR!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGGG!!!!!!
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:19:39 PM
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>>723573448
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.
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10/18/2025, 9:23:27 PM
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black mirror tier game. I'm not very spiritually attuned or a noticer but I got the ick.