Thread 723575773

Saturday Zelda girls thread?

>choosing a filthy peasant girl over the fucking princess of the kingdom

pleb taste

>>723576173
I'll kill you with rocks

>>723576173
They're not real women, it is a work of fiction.

Saria Lolibaba

>>723576173
I choose both
I live in a reality of my own making
The line between fiction and real life is non existent maron and malon and zelda sleep in my bed and they all smell good

fish

>>723577069
slippery

For me, it's Cremia while playing as Young Link

>>723577626
For me it's having sex with Romani while Cremia watches.

>>723577779
for me it's tying them both up for merciless tickling

The two main reasons about Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask.

Whats the point of posting vidya girls when you're not posting them in their ideal state, that is, heavily pregnant.

>>723578562
you sick monster

>>723578562
For me it's mercilessly holding hands

>>723577069
Fish wife.

i wish i was a young hylian man

>>723576173
Ruto is superior, but my paintbrush doesn't work on her Ink bucket if you get what i'm saying

Only one for me.

>>723580298
Sounds like a skill issue to me.

>>723576173
fpwp

>>723576173
>choosing
Link fucked them all, actually.

>>723575773 (OP)
Weird, the little things that turn you on. Girls who sit in ultra-feminine positions like this activate the old neurons like you wouldn't believe.

Yes!

i found tetra at a flea market and had to buy, she's tiny

>>723581189
if you had a tiny clone of tetra would you torture it

>>723581189
>brain is imagining cum being splurted on it, filling the punchout
I am broken

>>723581298
no way

>>723576173
>choosing a fictional woman over a different fictional woman

>>723581298
yes but only with tickling

I like the green girl.

>>723580570
God I love Gerudo girls

>>723576173
idk man
>never see the princess because shes royalty and has 19000 obligations per day and is closely guarded at night
>peasant girl literally just lives in a house in a field and is available to see you all day
you sound like the type of cuck to throw a tantrum when the reality dawns on you that random nobleman see the girl you like more than you do. infact im pretty sure this exact situation has happened IRL to noble retards who value "MUH STATUS" over an actual relationship

>>723581767
I also like a green girl.

>>723581767
Eh Reh! Eh Reh!

>>723582459
do not

>>723582459
Unlike Makar, Medli has no forced captures, so it's possible to keep her safe throughout the entirety of the temple.

>>723576173
Nothing is more noble than a simple woman.

Best pussy

I'm glad I grew up with a crush on imp midna
At least she has the proportions to not be questionable

>>723583152
there are many normalfags who wont make that distinction, anon

>>723582751
https://vocaroo.com/14MYX08sMXQc

>>723583152
As if that will stop puritans from judging you.

>>723576173
I agree. Always choose the darling princess.

>>723576173
>choosing a trophy wife with constant eyes on both her and her relationship over a quiet peaceful life in the countryside with a girl just as pretty

Presented without comment.

>>723575773 (OP)
this is how they can ensure that the live action adaptation will be absolute KINO

>>723584468
>best zeldas are the ones as far removed from hylia as possible
Fuji, don't look!!!

>>723584604
Best Zelda design, best Zelda (Spirit Tracks) to date. No wonder they want to bury the previous games.

Honorable mention.

I know that he's not a girl, but currently playing TotK, and I wanna know, how the FUCK did Nintendo get away with this character design??

Midna

>>723585149
What's there to get away with?

>>723585498
her home is with link, but they'd fuck like rabbits regardless

>>723585498
Man I miss Texts From the Sea.

Any Yo Mo appreciators?

>>723586231
Shad won

>>723585998
Oh for sure. Komali is too cute to ignore.

Post Ruto laying eggs on the underside of lily pads

>>723586469
>vaporeonposting

>>723586929
Both are Malon's property

i really need a farmgirl to milk my penis roughly for her own pleasure

>Basically just a pale woman with a bird beak
>Makes me super randy
What did me mean by this

>>723587460
>fat cocks
https://youtu.be/VdS-2Hm-sfk?si=xDvjqfhUdM-r3iTg

>>723587754
there's just something

>>723587754
>>723587865
Best girl syndrome.

>>723587865
squeezable thighs

LoZ and AoL Link is a chad

feet

>>723583450
And she has bigger tits.

>>723585498
All races want the Aryan guy.

Imp

>>723591176
I prefer fully grown adults

>>723577069
Haughty little slut won't be so smug when she's pregnant.

>>723592246
>tiny bird nubs
would it be weird to put them in my mouth

>>723576173
>implying fucking a redheaded big milker farmer girl behind a barn is less hot than missionary sex with le princessorino
You are unironically a faggot and should play in traffic immediately

>>723582034
LINKLE?

MORE LIKE FUCKIN STINKLE!

>>723592479
>implying missionary sex with the intent of procreation won't be on the list as well with Mal

>>723575773 (OP)
https://youtu.be/t5ZKssPi1ZQ?si=rmuefZdKgLmOPfWl
So peaceful, nice to get away...

The same thread, the same pictures, the same posts, the same petty arguments.
Every single week.
Are you people insane? Because I'm pretty sure doing the same thing over and over is the definition of it.

>>723592157
yes, she will

>>723594914
We have autism and we love our Zelda girls threads, wannabe janny

>>723594914
it creates a sense of stability, normalcy, and routine in an increasingly chaotic and unstable world.

Ilia is peak female. I fell in love with her so hard when I first played Twilight Princess. Granted I got a thing for cute girls with short hair, but she's still easily best girl in the whole series. Something about her just activates my cockles, she's so sexy. If I were a part of that world I would make at least 10 babies with her. Best girl, best girl of all girls.

>>723580847
I wish such a game existed.

>>723595419
Can't wait to see them again in the OoT remake.

>>723594998
Even better

>>723594914
You can just ignore it, I'm sorry this thread caused your shitty bait/gacha thread to get deleted.

>>723594914
There have been artists making new art in them a lot of the time and we regularly have actual conversations about the series, don't get your panties in a bunch.

>723594914
Ironically I'm pretty sure this is like the 5th time I've seen this exact post. No (You) for you.

>>723587758
Bot post

The Zelda girls thread is the most holy place in all of /v/.

I was in a Zelda thread recently that turned out to not be spam and it made me think:
if demons are going to be such a massive part of Zelda that literally every non-human evil thing is a demon, then I want to see where they come from.
And once I find out what the Hell of Zelda is like, the only thing left to do is to go Helltaker mode.

>>723596402
I remember seeing a theory that the TotK gemstones for elemental attacks were why Koume and Kotake have the headdresses

>>723596402
You know what's funny? I don't think any Zelda has really gone into details about the afterlife at all. We just know that there are ghosts that can "pass on" but that's it.

>>723596530
They become the Tris
Screencap this

>>723596530
I think it's better to have some mysteries remain mysteries.

>>723596705
Is she attempting to flirt with me?

(It's working)

>>723596787
Yeah I actually agree honestly, I'm glad a lot of the series just leaves things up in the air without really explaining them. Old fairy tales were like that a lot.

>>723596887
The author of LotR actually says this as well. Never over explain something or you risk losing the mystical side of it.

>>723596998
I almost mentioned that myself lol. Leaving big gaps up to the imagination just intrinsically gives it a more fantastic feeling.

We breed fish here.

We like royalty of all shapes and sizes here

>>723596530
Honestly, Hell or some sort of "Demon World" would be the only afterlife location that'd be of interest because there'd be Zelda-y stuff to do.
Sure, Heaven would have lots of cameos and fanservice for people who like old characters, but it's not like there's going to be a dungeon or enemies up there. Except maybe adult timeline Twinrova lol And the Sacred Realm is a separate place entirely, so you (presumably) can't really try a Dark World spin on it either.

Hopefully Zelda can make a less useless Zelda

>>723597380
Sushi!

>>723597380
Also Jannie, she doesn't have fucking nipples

>>723598028
Link would beat you up for saying such a thing!

>>723593120
>More like "one-in-the-pinkle-two-in-the-Stinkle!"

>>723597380
Do you think she feels things in her "bra"? Like, it's... fins? Skin? Scales? Whichever.

>>723595257
Her only crime was caring about a horse.
Even without her memories she instinctively cared about the well being of a sick child.
What a kind girl.

>>723598289
Not if I make them both my wives.

>>723598312
She never had nipples in the original promo art but Nintendo adding the skin bra implies that Ruto does indeed have nipples.

But then you have the Wild Era Zora women with their fish tits hanging out so I guess Nintendo changed they mind lol.

>>723598312
Probably hylian hands, at least she'd feel that if I was link.

Lord Anon, Gerudos have massed outside the walls! What do we do?

>>723598520
My guess is that when they were doing the remake, they were worried someone would care about her bare fish titties, nobody did so they didn't bother with Breath of the Wild

>>723598627
Strip naked and surrender!

>>723598627
QUICK LET THEM IN

>>723598627
TOTK should've taken place in Zonai Hyrule.

>>723576173
>filthy peasant
>owns a ranch that takes up like 1/5th of the entire "kingdom"
pick one. Malon is a landowning noble.

needs more aryll

Don't forget about Oocoo

>>723598627
Unironically just call them cute. In BotW/TotK they canonically don't know how to properly respond to male attention. If you posted OOT Gerudos I might be worried.

>>723580570
>IMAGINE sized Gerudo
Link needs to breed her so relentlessly the average height of the gerudo race drops by 5 inches

>>723598627
They're weak to mating press and sloppy kisses

>>723598976
She's like the same height as Link in Tears, I think she's and older teen

>>723575773 (OP)
Do you think she'd let Link smash?

>>723599126
she's fully grown in tears, which makes her like 2 feet shorter than the average gerudo.

>>723599459
That's fine with me, I'd mate with her and her body guard, they're like the same age, just ones fucking huge.

>>723576173
filthy peasant girl is literally patrician's taste, chud

taking request for futa zelda girl to be fucking a pumpkin for halloween

Fucked up that BOTK Link is the oldest Link by the time TOTK happens. Dude is in his 20s. Most 'adult' Links hover around like 18, max. Even TP Link was still in his late teens.

>>723598627
Haha oh no captain send me as a scout haha I'll do a great job

>>723599614
Astrid (Phantom Hourglass)

>>723599634
I'd say you wouldn't survive, but they want to be the ones getting dominated not the other way around.

Would you, /v/?

>>723599776
>Astrid (Phantom Hourglass)
i have acknowledged your request and denied

>>723599614
I mean I feel like Kina's probably the most logical option there. Literally a pumpkin girl and all. Or Malon if you want that agricultural connection.

>>723599942
Understandable, have a fantastic night

>>723599614
The obvious answer has to be kina the pumpkin girl from SS, right?

>>723599913
Older black woman love white meat like me

>>723600054
>>723600026
you are totally right
keep this thread alive

>>723599858
That one psycho in the white Gerudo's talking to men class would be perfect for him.

>>723600165
"How about we rape him?"

>>723600101
These threads typically hit bump limit so likely won't be a problem boss, even if I can't stay awake much longer

I will make Shiek my boy(female) wife

>>723600535
Did Impa teach her how to shave down there or no?

Happy Halloween!

>>723600795
Huge girlcock (it's a strap-on but she says that to intimidate boys)

>>723600632
High speed low drag

>>723600901
Tight bodysuit, doesn't need to.
Unless she does a mission with her pussy and huge blonde curls out

>>723601004
>You'll never give to yank out Shieks pubes with wax while she tries not to cry

>>723601103
>Multiple instances of Zora women falling for Hylian men
Why are they like this?

>>723601241
They're literally built for it, they have a dual reproduction system that lays eggs for Zora "men and give birth to live children for Hylians.

>>723601241
I genuinely think it's weird that the games seem to suggest Zoras have an innate affinity for Hylians. Not even necessarily romantically but just like, in general, like how Sidon's just instantly a total bro. If I remember right one of them even basically says they intentionally evolved to be more human-like. Not that I'm complaining.

>>723601559
They were built to attract human men

would you a thief?

>>723600795
Still a couple of weeks left, but I like your enthusiasm anon

>>723601559
It's like that theory that dogs evolved to be more friendly and understand humans because their lupine ancestors realized it was better than being hunted to death. Except with sexy fish people.

>>723586231
Childhood friend romance is the best kind of romance and I will not hear otherwise.

>>723601761
Except they evolved for human dick. The fish I mean

I will NOT fall for a several hundred year old fish

>>723601712
I would kiss that tummy

>>723601941
How about a several decade old fish?
She will be about 3 feet tall and 80 pounds

EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU LIKE IT

>>723598426
Even ignoring her appearance she is still prime wife material. Cute, sweet, kind and caring. Again, she is PEAK FEMALE. She is the epitome of the cute, sweet girl next door archetype. She is destined to be with Link, she was created to entice the male players of the game. She is so sexually appetizing.

>>723602009
Eww

>>723602178
Nah, Link broke into the Twilight Realm with the help of Grandpa Skelly and conquered it by himself and made Midna his queen

>>723600414
>>723600054
>>723600026
boo!

>>723601865
I think it's more like
>Fuck getting killed sucks, I guess I'll act more like a human
>Hey these humans are actually pretty cool, I bet I can fit in with them socially
>Oh, they seem to treat the ones that look a little more like them better, maybe I'll try that
Fast forward X thousand years later
>HUMANS ARE SO COOL I LOVE HUMANS GIMME THAT HUMAN DICK

Fill Cremia with my cream

>>723602382
Me as her but I'm male

>>723602382
Based as fuck, surprisingly fast delivery too. You probably should have catboxed in though m8, RIP.

>>723602413
Who plowed the squids in the first place though?

I have been playing Majora's Mask 3ds, it's pretty good, can tell the era was good. Still don't know where them faries are.

>>723602471
desu it's a ych that i'm selling right now so i just did the tits and head
i posted this is in a fairy thread and it stayed until the thread 404'd

>>723602382
I have conflicting feelings here

>>723602507
I think they canonically just evolved on their own to look like that, but I'm sure there's some point where someone was the first human to bang one. Twilight Princess almost outright confirms that they've banged before with Rutela's design having what looks like hair.

>>723602290
Fuck off. Midna a shit. She's a bitch. The worst Tsundere of all tsunderes which are already really bad. She constantly derides the player at every opportunity. I hate her so much, she is so annoying.

>>723575773 (OP)
Delicious farm girl feet

>>723576173
>responsible for splitting the timeline and caused immense death and suffering in both of them

>>723602713
Are you ok, Dude?

>>723576173
What kind of fembrained shit is this? Only women care about the social hierarchy of their romantic interest. Stop drinking tap water.

>>723602887
UH ANON>>723602889

>>723602939
The toilet one wasn't me.

Eh Reh!

>>723602887
without the censor please

>>723602829
NO I'M NOT OKAY! I hate Midna so much, I have no idea why anyone likes her. She is so awful every interaction with her is painful. Why does anyone like this bitchy gnome?

>>723575773 (OP)
>Redhead farm girl OP
Baaased

>>723603146
Oh it's an autism thing, that's fair.

But which one is the most fertile?

>>723603612
Groose. Dude spawned a new species

>>723603612
Botw Zelda is build to make human men cum

>>723603612
The one that both gets proper nutrition and has a rockin' body. So probably Malon, Ruto, Nabooru, or Riju just going off of what they'd have access to. Maybe BotW Zelda since she's like the only Zelda with a notable body, and that way she'd at least be good as something.

>>723603840
Yeah BOTW Zelda really should have been married off to Link or sold to him, her dad should have gotten another one.

>>723603636
>Groose's gift to the world is a nearly all-female race that desperately lust after men
There will never be a more based character.

>>723603753
Wait until you hear about the 4 billion humans on planet earth with the same anatomy to do the same job as that

You were supposed to prove your answer by posting them pregnant

>>723603940
She does it better being a nerdy elf slut.

>>723603983
Marin if she grew up on a tropical island OH WAIT

>>723604169
Marin if she was in BOTW

>>723604169
Almost everyone except the Gerudo are white though

>>723603226
I'm not so sure it's an autism thing. I think she is a thoroughly unlikable character. Does the fact that I'm not willing to put up with her shit mean that I have a mental disorder? I'm no opposed to that, I'm just asking.

>>723596787
>>723596887
Yes WOW Shadowlands has made it clear that going all in on your settings afterlife is usually bad idea. Theres really no escalation or similar stakes after that and death is more themeatic when its mysterious.
>>723599913
With a Gusto!

>>723604426
You being that offended by a bossy goblin in a game is probably the part that makes you autistic. Your correct response is, "Damn I hate that bitch, I wanna rape her till she's a good person"

I'd let Groose in my butt tbdesu

>>723604145
If Zelda was a nerd, she might've actually worked on the Sheikah robots herself instead of just assuming the museum pieces would carry everything a second time.
Poor Fi had to wake up TWICE just to tell the bearer of the Triforce of Wisdom what she ought to be doing.

Sue Belle and the Asian girl from WW.

>>723604426
Did you play past the Lakebed Temple?

>>723602507
the minish are definitely not related to the kokiri

>>723602507
That Kokiri looks like a Smurf.

>>723604717
I didn't say she was a smart nerd.

>>723575773 (OP)
What did she mean by this?

>>723604537
>You being that offended by a bossy goblin in a game
Does it really though? Her personality is intolerable. If your coworker acted like the way she does you would hate her living guts.
>"Damn I hate that bitch, I wanna rape her till she's a good person"
That doesn't even make sense to me.
>>723604820
I'm not sure what Lakebed Temple means so I'm just going to say no. I've only played thru 3 zelda games to completion and those 3 are LTTP, WW, and TP.

>>723605405
"We don't get a lotta yer kind roun here"

>>723605405
Why is her head at his crotch height?

>>723605440
You should want to conquer the evil bitch woman and make her your docile pet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHcR648Cg3I
Here is a Rolling Stones song that might help you understand

>>723605440
>admits he didn't even play the game
Good fucking pup.

>>723605492
She's like 10 and is three feet tall

>>723605440
>strong opinions about a game he didn't even get halfway through
It's him, it's THE /v/ - Video Games

>>723605405
>>723605452
Hyrule is falling

>>723605612
Maybe we should just let the moon fall.

>>723605405
>>723605612
Termina has fallen. Millions must die.

>>723605612
She got corrupted by loose store owners in town

Cremia helped Romani shave her pussy for the first time

>>723605816
I blame the Deku scurbs, they seem like the people to do it, you' know they've been kicked out of most kingdoms

>>723605875
She needed hedge trimmers for the job.

>>723605612
Is she wrong? Look at that face.

What would you say if I told you that I love redheaded farmgirls? Like, a lot?

>>723605978
You think Termina's Biggoron is going to break down once he finds out he killed Darmani?

I... I like Hena...

>>723606120
I played that part of MM recently, and I still can't determine if Darmani was dead for years or if his death was recent.

>>723606183
Basically the Malon of TP, which makes her the best.

>>723606183
I like Iza more.

>>723606262
>good design
>good personality
>several memorable interactions with her
>tons of dialogue despite her minor role in the game
>nice throwbacks to the Fishing Hole owner in Ocarina of Time
That's a great comparison.

your response?

>>723606205
IIRC he was trying to reach Snowhead and kill Goht himself but Biggoron's blizzard blew him off the path, with the fall being lethal.

>>723606592
IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL SIZED

Loli Malon should milk Shota Link

>>723605378
cute fish

>>723606593
The dialogue implies his death was long ago, but everything else screams recent phenomenon.

>>723606592
Marry and breed.

>>723606593
>Biggoron's blizzard blew him off the path, with the fall being lethal.
Why was Biggoron blewing people off the path? He didn't want Goth to be killed?

>>723597380
Make eggs with fish wife.

>>723606554
You actually put it in better words than my Malon-loving ass could. Though in fairness, I only ever played TP once.

>>723606592
>>723606639

>>723606782
Too wholesome...

>>723606758
You'd think so given that he already has a big fancy gravestone, but no, it was during Majora's winter curse.
>>723606793
I think there's genuinely no answer. After you beat Snowhead he goes back to normal but iirc he doesn't remember what he'd been doing.

>>723606782
My kokoro...

>>723606782
>help me a fire started
huh?

>>723606853
I find it strange that 95% of Hena fanart is made by a few Tumblr lesbians.

>>723607585
Whats wrong anon?

>>723607348
Yeah, the gravestone above the hot spring really threw me off. The 'words' on the gravestone doesn't help, the gorons have their own language, as do the zora.

>>723607694
Is that a correct English sentence? I'm ESL.

>>723607779
I don't get your problem

>>723607779
Its missing get

>>723607750
She looks incredibly weak to headpats
Like "gripping your hand and drooling all over it" weak

>>723607626
Unfortunate, but when Midna's imp ass takes up all the attention, you take what you can get. It's still cute.

>>723606593
>he was trying to reach Snowhead and kill Goht himself but Biggoron's blizzard blew him off the path, with the fall being lethal.
All according to keikaku.

>>723576173
Indian hands typed this
>captcha:YYTYY

>>723602507
There are different types of zoras that's all. since ruto popped up they decided to go with "those green fishggers are the bad zora" and "the naked dolphin fuckers are the good zora".

The thing that I do not like though, is that the sexo zoras have dumb impractical excess meat on their heads. like a fucking dolphin tail "hair". It's too meaty to be some chicken crest shit, must hurt the neck a lot and cause a lot of drag swimming. ruto's fat head with two extra eyes are extra weird, she also looks extremely fuckable for someone whose father is a talking fish too, her genes look hazardous to mingle with.

This is official Nintendo art.

>>723602065
I've cum to this picture so many times.

>>723607750
We were fucking robbed. Just like beta true form Midna

>>723576173
>Fembrained Gold digger
ISHYGDDT

>>723607983
She completely owns my Piece of Heart.

>>723602876
>>723608407
What does fembrained mean?

>>723608484
She can't replace my true love, but she's higher up there than she is for most Zelda players.

>>723608484
She's practically her own setting.
You almost forget you're playing TP.

>>723576173
>choosing
>not impregnating them all
cuck

>>723593809
>implying Zelda would want more than missionary procreation sex and not dirty filthy loving Mal

>>723598426
honestly i am just glad some people are starting to like Ilia

>>723610308
You could never provide the necessary uppies

>>723602689
I remember the official guide book said Zoras evolved from fish that swam in the blessed waters of Zora's River.

>>723608205
I remember doing a double-take at that issue of Nintendo Power, thinking "Wait, BOOBS?"

>>723611152
NP had a surprising amount of breasts.

>>723610920
ANJU NO! YOUR ALLERGIES!

>>723611442
It's ok, she developed a special breed of chicken she's not allergic to.

>>723611442
This is like the first non-lewd AI gen I've seen a still image get.

>>723611583
Yeah, 7 years later. But that's young link.

>>723611662
Not the first I've genned though.

>>723611662
You know what, I can't let that fly. Here. I spiced it up.

>>723611789
Not bad, got anymore? I know people are down on AI, and not without good reason. But for harmless little things like this, I think it's fun.

>>723611938
Nothing that is both on topic and non-sexual. I do have a couple spicier things though.

>>723611930
You just had to do it, didn't you? Good job.

>>723612037
If you got any spicy on-topic, maybe you can catbox that shit.

>>723612065
I'll post what I can. I guess this one is worksafe, forgot about it.

>>723611938
The silly little things are fun

>>723612267
>>723612313
>no blood red pubes

>>723612313
Don't mind the heterochromia. At least it did the rest without me even having to describe it.

>>723606639
>"I used to be bigger, you know"
>"Sure Grasshopper, sure"

>>723612348
I like how you think, but that kind of thing would probably get me moderated.

>>723608205
I was uploading this to imgur to link someone as a reference, and the auto detector kept nuking it

>>723612168
Face kind throws me off there, but hey, it's AI.

>>723612295
Sometimes they're not so little.

>>723611930
Link's little glance back at the camera like "are you seeing this shit?" makes this.

>>723612313
Hope this is bannable.

>>723613774
Not fan of heterochromia, I see

>>723613931
No, I'm not a fan of slop spammers.

>>723614663
Someone literally asked me to post or I wouldn't have "spammed" but OK bro. Also, this is an imagedump thread, so maybe you're just retarded.

>>723576173
>have to sneak into the kingdom to even get to speak to her as some random nobody kid as far as the greater Hyrule will always be concerned, with only Saria, Zelda and Impa knowing the truth at best
>also she could be Link's sister for all we know as blondes and Link's mother having been murdered by the civil war with the both of them being the same age
he ended up taking the titty cowgirl anyway if Twilight Princess is anything to go by

>>723576173
why can't I have the peasant as a concubine while I fuck the princess

>>723614909
>Also, this is an imagedump thread
I prefer actual talk, myself, though I do recognize that it isn't going to happen every single week.

>>723614909
Nobody asked you. Shut up and sit there quietly until you get your three day vacation you subhuman street shitter.

>>723611245
Yeah, I remember other things like the reviews for Prince of Persia(NES, princess with big tits) or Monster in My Pocket(Medusa with big tits). Hell, even the SMA comic with Peach's boobs while she was in the wedding dress. It just felt surprising to see it as an official part of a Zelda game.

>>723612313
MEGA MILK

>>723615530
There's no anti-AI rule, faglord. But there is a report announcing one.

>>723615587
That's not announcing report tourist. Pretty sure this is breaking the NSFW rule.>>723612313
Now do as I tell you, subhuman.

>>723615690
It's not. No unsafe bits. Sorry, little hall monitor.

>>723615738
And yet your slop was removed.

>>723615738
>It's not
>(Dead)

>>723615738
Retard.

>>723615784
>>723615790
>>723615813
Welp, I'm still here, so it must have been a corner case. Choke on it I guess.

Why do AIfags have such massive chips on their shoulders?

>>723615835
The world would be a much better place if all AI slop monkeys went an hero.

>>723615584
One of the biggest things I remember is the Sigma Star Saga ad. Just a whole page of titty.
>Hell, even the SMA comic with Peach's boobs while she was in the wedding dress
Oh shit, that brings up a memory but I can't recall specifically what she looked like.

>>723615909
>>723615994
Does going this hard against "new thing" make up for you not having a personality?

>>723616037
Clearly going with the slop hasn't given you one. You fucks all post the exact same way and take it so personally that nobody wants to ingest your rancid ass vomit its like you're all just the same AI bot some loser set up to spam threads.

Can you guys do this literally anywhere else?

>>723605452
>ya best be getting along, ya hear?

>>723616003
That's Wayforward for you, they understand their target audience VERY well. Also:

>>723608841
>What does fembrained mean?
means retarded

>>723616248
Do you have the self-awareness to ask yourself why you're going so hard against this every time you glimpse it in every single thread? Like, genuinely why? You shouldn't fucking care if it's interesting to look at.

>>723616563
Ah, Wayforward, that explains a lot.
>cleavage and nice titties
The comic was even more based than I remember. Forever the best iteration of Peach.

>>723575773 (OP)
I like Zelda girls, makes me wish I actually cared about the games

>>723616776
You clearly fucking don't, retard. Can't imagine being brain damaged enough to come into a thread where you're not wanted and then getting upset. Must be the shit fumes from your designated shitting street killing your brain cells.

>>723616776
Fuck off and stay in your containment threads loser.

>>723616995
>>723617061
Acting more and more rabid doesn't win you any arguments. I'd sooner start spamming just to spite you.

>>723617153
>I'd rather eat shit and get myself banned just to spite you
Yeah, you'll show us there retard.

>>723617153
>I'd sooner start spamming just to spite you.
So you're a child. That explains a lot. You know, you need to be 18 to post here.

No seriously, shut the fuck up. No one cares, you guys are idiots.

An image dump thread shouldn't need to bait for its replies, but you do you.

>>723617381
>Bait
Pretty sure we established that he wasn't merely pretending but uhhhhhhhhhh you do you.

>>723575773 (OP)
>>723576173
Malon is law

>>723618136
Malon is love, Malon is life, Malon is wife.

>>723610486
>>723611323
I just noticed she's wearing nail polish

>>723618340
The redheaded farm girl just hits different, makes me want to go live in a farm too

>>723618748
I dunno. Given that TP came out when brown n' bloom was the "it" thing, those may just be regular fingernails in the art style.

>>723619197
A simple life with simple joys.

>>723613123
That face says she secretly hope you knock it away

>>723620154
I wish Malon would delivery me slop in a bucket.

>>723619270
Thinking about it, I started dating my gf because I was dumb and thought she was a natural ginger, ended up falling in love with her anyway and she aways wanted to live in a farm with me. Maybe I'm just into farm girls.

Which girl would look best with pierced nipples, I think BOTW Zelda, but only if I'm the one that does it, something about her makes her extremely bullyable

>>723620486
Good on you, anon. A fella can't help who he falls in love with. What matter is that the love is real.

>>723620723
BotW Zelda isn't a Zelda girl.

>>723620820
Hey, thanks. Have another Malon painting.

>>723606593
man biggoron's kind of an asshole

>>723621145
Veritable classic right there.

ara ara

>>723576173
zelda has been raped and nutted in by ganon. literally used goods

>>723621085
It is, also answer the fucking question faggot

>>723621475
I'm Indian by the way, forgot to mention that.

>>723621518
No it isn't. That's your answer. Pick an actual Zelda girl.

>>723621563
>deviantart
Yup, that looks about right.

>>723621827
She's from the Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom.

>>723576658
It’s a real decision even if made in artificiality

>>723622063
Which are not Zelda games.

>>723622005
true

>>723622457
Weird they say Legend of Zelda.

>>723622591
There's a certain something to art of that era that you don't see anymore. It's crude, but got a certain something.

>>723622921
It's the fact that the person who made it painted only half way without caring about making it detailed, also people used to draw in PaintTool Sai 10 to 15 years because it was simple (me included).

>>723623374
10 to 15 years ago*

>>723623334
Peak tsun-tsun baddie. She has canon bedroom eyes

>>723623374
At this point, feels more like 20 years ago. Remember that we're only 5 years away from 2030.

>>723623707
I'm getting old...

>>723623707
More like 4 years 2 months.

>>723623814
We all are, that's just how it goes. At least I still have most of my physical strength. Not losing my eyes, or hair, or anything of that sort. Not yet anyway, but there's a good number of decades for it to start.

>>723621085
>Zelda isn't a Zelda girl.

>>723624310
BotW Zelda isn't solely because she's from BotW.

>>723576173
worst fucking taste in human history, choosing a high maintenance spoiled bitch who won't lift a finger for her man over a beautiful, redheaded, hard working farm girl with deliciously sweaty armpits after happily cooking and cleaning for you every day.

>>723624364
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

>>723624310
For fuck's sake, don't respond. It's bad enough with one idiot talking to him.

>>723576173
Well the princess friendzoned me, the farm girl's into me, sooooo...
>>723579319
God I love Malon/Cremia and Anju. Wouldn't mind being their husband during the end of the world and after Ganondorf defeat.
>>723580043
Fucking degenerate
>>723580298
Skill issue. You lay her down, spread her legs and go in. If you want to make her pregnant tho, make her shit her eggs then cum all over them.

>>723624039
Oh boy, I wasn't as lucky with my hair and I haven't even hit 25 yet, mother's genes can be a bitch.

>>723581298
I read it in his voice

>>723624364
Listen, I hate BotW too. But of all the things I hate about the game, the princess isn't one of them. Her and her big eyebrows and her sweet, sweet dumper are welcome.

>>723624409
>>723624601
You will never be a real Zelda game.

Love Zelda girls
Hate/afraid of real life girls
Is there any hope?

>>723624624
Correct, BotW and TotK are slop and are for non-fans and nu-fans only. Every time Zelda fans try to convince me it's not Ubislop I just point out the towers and then they seethe and start name-calling.

>>723624559
I'm so sorry anon, that's gotta be rough.

>>723624663
No advice besides talking to people.The real problem is getting woman interested in you.

Uncomfortable but true, appreciate it homie.

>>723624916
Meant to you, you.. (you)
>>723625223

Fish wife

>>723624893
The only rough part is being glazed as a child because of my hair to only lose most of it at the start of adulthood lol. Now I get why people wanted me to sell my hair to them.

>>723625623
On the flip side, perhaps you'll be able to pull off the bald look. Plenty of men do.

>>723625223
>>723625297
If this helps, I view women as a mirror of the world in some sense so they ought to be admired by someone who have something she cares for, if you got something that brings your attractiveness to her mind in some way, she'll sniff that out like it's cocaine and will try get your attention.
I'm not some don juan but that's what I got it after trying to understand what my gf likes in me.
>>723625364
Shark teeth

>>723625860
I'll just go full Luke Smith, shave the head, buy some land and start homesteading.
Maybe even convince people to stop using WIndows and learn latin.

>Thread's still up
Lol based. Also damn this thread is crazy active compared to last week, nice.

>>723620792
I fucking love the art that gives Malon some freckles, you just know she'd have them from working out in the sun so much. Freckles are so cute.

>>723626885
That's the spirit, anon!

>>723626987
Wow, this is beautiful.

>>723627136
Not exactly a good thing, given it's a lot of idiots yelling at each other for no reason.

>thread nearly over
Sad I missed most of the fun, but it's always nice to come to these threads and enjoy some great Zelda girls.

>>723627887
Oh I just went back and read through the thread, yikes. At least outside of that spat there's still a lot of activity.

>>723627984
Pity you had to miss out on it. There's always next time.

>>723627995
In the end, Malon love conquers all.

>>723600632
>pic
Impressive that someone draws a little girl with a realistic body type instead of the usual square.

>>723627616
I agree but it's hard to find artwork where she has it in my folder.

>>723586929
Do you think that adult link fucked Epona when he felt lonely in his journey?

>>723581767
Yeah.

>>723628660
There are enough girls in Zelda without bring horse pussy into the equation, man.

>>723624624
>>723624727
Replying to yourself is generally seen as poor form.

>>723629184
>noooo you have to like the TotK coombait character
No. We don't.

>>723629225
Looking at all these drawings reminded of Inktober, I thought about picking up the pencil again but forgot about it until 19 days later... god dammit.

>>723629480
>

>>723629483
Who's we, faggot?

>>723621372
akairiot not drawing malon with massive honkers seems like sacrilege desu.

>schizo again near the end of the thread
It was going so great, too. Need to get some rest now, and this will obviously dead by the time I get back. So I suppose this is goodbye for now. I can only hope next week is less infested with morons. Much love for all my fellow Malonfags, never stop loving the redheaded farm girl.

>>723629225
>>723629515
Love seeing art that isn't posted that often. Keep up the good work.

>>723575773 (OP)
I miss when Zelda games were neat packaged experiences. I will forever love BOTW for bringing more depth to combat, rpg elements and physics, but damn both it and TOTK feel like blobs of games, whereas, Earlier titles feel tightly designed, you can easily remember all of the surface area and dungeons, story and the casts were much bigger and had great designs.

>>723629995
Honestly I don't have many pic left and I have to get some sleep too so I'll just post whatever I find on my pc.
Have a nice sleep mate.

>>723629184
Well yeah, she's not a Zelda character. I don't know why you keep making that mistake. It isn't going to change anything.

>>723630649
Smartass.

>>723630789
Retard.

>>723630470
>captcha:2VHYA

>>723630649
You will never get an original style Zelda again.

>>723631051
That's fine and you'll never be welcome in real Zelda threads.

>>723631201
You aren't welcome you come here and have a melty for like three days.

>>723619197
>>723630969

>>723631240
>tourist outs himself
Every time.

Bampu rimitto

Oh damn that went fast. Usually the threads last till monday Probably need someone to make another it's still the weekend

>>723631051
There's that guy making a OoT style pastiche called azaran island of the jinn. It does looks very verbatim however, which turns me off. At some point if you're too close to the real thing why not play the real thing instead of a copy which isn't trying to be anything but "remember this?"

>>723631381
I feel ya
>>723631397

>>723631201
NO! I’ve spent my entire life trying to be a part of these threads and you just… took it away from me in an instant!
MY LIFE IS OVER!!!

Someone should make another thread.

>wake up just in time for the thread to die
Alas. Pubes please

Someone should make their own fucking thread if they’re responsible for causing it to reach its bump limit.

No zelda girls porn game update this week?

How many zelda girls could satisfy me???

Post Zelda Girls with a hairy buttcrack

>>723632826
At least 0.