Thread 723584053

FUNNYROO!!!!!!!

>>723584053 (OP)
guh huh

why is he grabbing her FAT ass

>>723584053 (OP)
this reely says alot about are society...

>>723584053 (OP)
>size difference
unf

>>723584213
If you have to ask you wouldn't understand

>>723585026
but gayrio would never

>>723584213
he's sad

>>723584213
If you have a FUCKING THICC female friend who doesnt mind if you grab a handful, wouldn't you, too?

>>723584223
Holy fuck this is shit.

>>723584213
I don't blame him, it must be quite peachy.

>>723584489
GIWIWH

>>723584053 (OP)
at first I thought Mario's hat in the third panel was Peach's misshapen boob

Loving
Every
Laugh

>>723585775
Can't you at least post something new instead of the same furry trash?

This is not peachy.

>>723584213
How could he NOT?

>>723584213
kek I thought the comic was straight-laced at first

>>723584213
Peach is peachy!

>>723584489
Damn, the new Tiny Husband video is straight fire

>>723585260
but the truth. mario and peach are just good friends since nintendo said so

>>723586931
Nintendo also said that pokemon fit in pokeballs because they shrink when they get sacred, so maybe take what they say with a grain of salt.

>>723586875
peachy meat

>>723586045
qrd on the joke? does saying that location make you disappear akin to candlejack doe

>>723586931
y-yabba dabba wahoo?!

>>723588245
The last panel is just meant to be him walking away and her being surprised that his knowledge is so in-depth, similar to the original joke from the cartoon

>>723584213
You wouldn't?

This is unironically the mentality with which UT was written

>>723591340
Oh please.
Undertale would never let you grab a monstergirls fat ass.

I want Peach to make me swear loyalty to her by making me kiss her fat ass

>>723592323
t. Daisy

>>723584053 (OP)
I thought that was Bowsette

>>723585775
post more dakini

>>723594872
leave and stay leave

>>723584213
For support dumbass

>>723586931
And nintendo said peach isn't bowser jr's son and that bowser is as much of a cuck as mario.
It's two cuckolds fighting over a uninterested woman.

>>723597632
I need Peach to support me. She's just so stable, so sturdy.

>>723586045
i haven't been in /jp/ since the blogspot scam from 2010 but cookie star sounds familiar

>>723584053 (OP)
counterpoint. not only is the goomba a soldier in an army, during a WAR, the goombas were originally mushroom kingdom citizens and defected to Bowser's Army.

>>723601179
Bowser is a king. Peach is a princess. Who knows how the king of the Mushroom Kingdom was

>>723602965
The Mushroom Kingdom is technically a Principality. Peach just thinks Kingdom sounds better.

>>723603236
Peach has one castle. Bowser has like 10

>>723584223
I'm pretty sure I've seen this artist, it's one of those unfunny comics by boomers, for boomers.

Its crazy that a character can exist for so long and not have a single personality trait. Go on. Describe Mario's personality. I dare you.

>>723605278
Confident, Proactive, Joyous

>>723605278
Italian, plumber, shonen, mustache.

>>723586045
I hate that pandemonium is actually really fucking good, but some autist just spams threads with it which makes people not want to read it

It's sad how Peach has been co-opted by freaks.

>>723589219
That shouldn’t be funny but it is

>>723605278
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>>723605278
>>723604961
Its a slop game for babies. Although I do want to know who Bowser fucked to give birth to the Koopaling clutch

>>723607201
ur mum

>>723592818
>>723584489
imagine the weight

>>723605278
I consider Italian to be a personality trait.

>>723607710
So do most people who watched the Sopranos

>>723584053 (OP)
Bowser doesn't kill doe.

>>723611436
He's killed a fair few goons in various games.
An excellent example is in Bowser's Inside Story, during quite lengthy segments where you play as him.. Killing various enemies.

>>723611582
big peach

>>723611218
When I was little I wished I could live inside Peach's dress.
I still do, but I used to too

>>723584053 (OP)
I don't get it.

>>723586362
>Garfield except its an anime girl
Everyday we get further from God's light.

>>723612446
I actually like the expressions in that image.

>>723584213
idk

>>723584223
I never liked how "bowser" was drawn as a middle aged man going through a mid life crisis.

>>723605462
All of that simply because he says
>Lets a go
>Thats what I needed
>ya hoo

>>723614443
You realize Mario's had speaking rolls in plenty of official Nintendo media over the decades, right?

>>723588245
ok so in the original, the guy is from laos and is frequently mischaracterized by the redneck guys as being from china or japan
oldman, a ww2 pacific theater veteran, is deeply familiar with asians and looks up him and down before pinpointing that he is laotian and then walks off, surprising him
with the mousegirl, people assume that it is nazrin from touhou but its actually what i can only describe as an off-model, off-brand representation of the character from a terribad fanmade drama featuring similarly jank representations of touhou characters and the voice drama itself developed a fanbase over time unrelated to touhou
anyone feel free to correct my description, im not a 2hu person or involved in any of that area of fandom

>>723605278
Aggressively Competitive

>>723585735
PEACH WATCH OUT

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unfortunately, I found NONE of these erotic :pensive:

>>723586045
heh

>>723597793
>peach isn't bowser jr's son
I can't believe it

>>723617861
Shocking isn't it?

>723617315
The Irish are among us.

Turtles have huge cocks. That's why princess peach goes with the turtles every time.

>cuckoldry and nigger asses
Yep, it's American hours.

>>723618101
Man, the animal kingdom never ceases to surprise.

>>723618101
would beats a shitalian midget

>in elementary school
>dreaming about something mario related
>at end of the dream, peach takes a green shit in front of me
>I'm so disgusted by it that I wake up
>peach is forever ruined for me because of that retarded moment in a dream I can't forget

>>723618117
>he says about a thread that's been up for over 10 hours

>>723585223
I had one, who was plenty handsy with me (one of those perv weeb personalities) but I was too pussy to do it. When she did it there wasn't any (detected) lustful intent, and I couldn't exactly match that temperament if I'm motorboating her.

>>723591340
I don't believe Undertale had Bowser

>>723597793
>fighting over
Mario is just rescuing her from the king of oneitis. Plumbing is fun and all but a royal paycheck for a princess saved and several kingdoms reliberated sets him up for good. Any potential pink princess ass would be a bonus but it's not the endgame.

Weird thread.

>>723618745
thats little baby me jumping around mommy peaches womb

why is daisy so underused?

>>723584223
>[innocent thing] is actually cynical and mature, probably drugs or sex
Kill everyone who makes this joke holy fuck

>>723584223
Boomer humor is loathesome but what would even be stopping her from just heading over, the "haha fake kidnapping" theory is lolsexo bullshit. If Peach actually wanted Bowser she could just go for it and nobody in the kingdom would give a damn.

>>723589219
LOL

>>723584213
He's no better than Lord Bowser

>>723618101
>tfw a turtle a bigger than you

>>723604961
I mean she also has the baseball kingdom castle, all the castles in Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros. Lost Levels, the castle in Mario Hoops 3-on-3. In total that's more than 10.