Thread 723588138

Is this a legal soccer technique?

i mean, does it say in the rulebook that you cant kamehameha the football?

Wait until you see Gungnir

How is it legal to use your hands?

>>723588138 (OP)
he wasn't offside so it's 100% legal
anything is ok as long as you aren't offside
VAR will have your back

>>723588138 (OP)
His hands didn't touch the ball so it's legal

Can dogs play soccer?

>>723588425
Technically his hands aren't touching the ball, the Kamehameha wave is. Are you going to red card a gust of wind blowing a ball?

>>723588315
I know it's not technically touching the ball with your hands, but they should at least add into the rules that spirit energy channeled through your hands is also not allowed to make contact with the ball. Otherwise what is stopping you from just making the case for just tying a fucking lasso to the ball that you pre-fashioned out of your shoelaces? No hands right?

>>723588496
Fucking lost it when the 445 "damage" showed

>>723588656
>ball. Otherwise what is stopping you from just making the case for just tying a fucking lasso to the ball that you pre-fashioned out of your shoelaces?
Pretty sure that's covered under articles of clothing not being used in a regulation approved way.

>>723588748
Then it's time we regulate your chi too. Only chi channeled from the feet should be allowed on the field firstly. I don't even know why I should have to say that. If it's going to be allowed at all.

>>723588138 (OP)
>Ganymede
The guy who got raped by Zeus? Why name your energy blast move after him?

apparently, this is legal

>>723589081
Why is there a chick on the team

>>723589248
Why the fuck not
I want to suck her lips

>>723588986
I don't think disintegrating the goalie is legal.

>>723589248
Titties can be used to try absorb some of the impact

>>723588986
>>723589081
I remember when my parents, and especially my grandparents cringed at how corny and stupid some of the older anime shit was. Now that I'm older, I totally get it, and agree with them in a lot of cases. Though I do recognize the actual charm where it was present. However, this is something completely different. This kid friendly sports anime shit makes my skin crawl. I can only wonder if I feel worse now than my grandparents did then. I think it's worse. I'm just glad they dont have to witness this. I don't care if it's stylized, superpowers, a computer simulation. Spare me the context. I don't even want to know. It's gay. Really gay. So gay that self respecting children playing on the playground should be turning up their nose at this because they see themselves as too cool for it.

>>723589714
What a fucking queer

>>723589714
Hey, pal, I think you want that website over there

>>723589796
Nope, that's you Gaylord.

>>723589903
>If you don't like fruity children's sporps anime, you're reddit!
Nice try, but I'm not buying it. How brown do you have to even be to like this? How much more to defend liking it?

>>723588138 (OP)
Made for BWC

>>723588986
Not their fault the goalie is a week bitch.

>>723589714
Sorry that your grandparents taught you to feel ashamed about jokes.

The other Anon was right. Those soccer animes are fucking retarded.

>>723588490
they can play football so why not

>>723591109
At least the powers are actually real and it's not just kids playing normal soccer but you see cool things that aren't actually happening.

>>723590387
thats what happen when you're doing soccer training ladies!

Is this legal?

>>723592472
why did he urge to hug him?

>>723592472
Post the one that is riding on the ball.

>>723588138 (OP)
Didn’t touch ball with hands, get fucked normies.

>>723588490
no issue bro

>people discover inazuma with victory road
>they take the ugly characters

>>723592875
Lmao

no delay so far
but still no advertising

hope she's in

sexo

>>723588138 (OP)
Anime is why I never managed to enjoy football after watching a real match for the first time

post some girls

>>723589714
Sorry that your family made you so much of a self-absorbed loser you cringe over absurdity.

Post your favorite shot. Mine is Ryuusei Blade

>>723589081
So is this like the last Airbender where people have elemental powers to do crazy stuff or is it just a mundane normal world because that would be ridiculous

>>723593419
Me but that one french zerog racer anime ruining racing for me by being too cool.

>>723589081
wait, is supporting the goal keeper with your hands legal?

>>723589714
Yeah, it's cringe

>>723593631
Its stylized chunni/theatrekid effect. While their world is fantastical (aliens exist) its just football. Funnily enough there was a western cartoon with a similar premise but the powers were real

>>723590796
How do I do this?

>>723593581
in VR? this one so far

no future if not

pantsu shot my beloved

>>723588986
Is that the ject shot

>>723592875
Standing on the ball is actually illegal

they grow up so well...

>>723588138 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etIyxCkWkiY

>>723592875
My jodido pais

>>723588986
Not offside
No hands
Goalie at fault for being weak

>>723589081
All legal

>>723590387
That shoulder check might not have been legal

>>723592472
This is possible in real life
Yes it's legal

>>723592657
Humans don't understand physics
>>723595347
Riding the ball isn't standing on it

>>723593656
Yes

>>723590796
How do you even counter this?

>>723588138 (OP)
Yeah, you don't remember when they did this at the World Cup in 2009?

>>723600932
put a spin effect on the ball so that it bounces in the goal after it hit the ground

Ok faggots I just came to say two things
Did you preorder?
Why is Kinako the best girl?

>>723589248
I'm making a team of only girls.

>>723588986
>got disintegrated into a million pieces
meh, he is faking it, soccer players are like that

For me, it's my wife Riri- I mean Amelia Rainwalker.

>>723592472
I like that the maneuver had fucking nothing to do with kicking the ball and had exactly the same result as a sidestep or slide

>>723604478
You dont have to use her dub name anymore.

>>723605283
Oh that's a surprisingly nice feature. Wish more games did it.