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Anonymous No.723594472 [Report] >>723594565 >>723594645 >>723596856 >>723599868 >>723600538 >>723601443 >>723601698 >>723602190 >>723602601 >>723602731 >>723602792 >>723606736 >>723606841 >>723607379 >>723607627
RE9 HATE THREAD
https://youtu.be/0wFNN1f6hF8?si=Susf_dIUFFcx35hF

RE9 looks like it's going to be another boring slopfest just like RE7-8.

>third OR first person perspective
Changes literally nothing

>Mr.X/Nemmy-chase-you-through-game
RE3 (1999) had this. It's been done to death. Once you figure out how to cheese the bad AI each "chase" becomes a tedious chore rather than tense survival

>They chose GRACE ASHCROFT because Leon "wouldn't be scared"
The daughter of a barely existent Outbreak character. Wooooah. Just what everyone wanted. Now we can listen to 10 hours of a young zoomer female overacting with the crying, "omg im so scared!!" Garbage.

>Raccoon City
RE8 flopped and they're out of ideas. With the exception of 4 they know the Raccoon City arc was their strongest storywise. This is a memberberries move because they're out of ideas.

>b-but the puzzles
You just know it's going to be the same slop like 8 that requires literally ZERO thinking like that one puzzle in 8 where you just had to make all the blocks the same color, and there was zero punishment for failure.
Anonymous No.723594565 [Report]
>>723594472 (OP)
Looks cool :^)
Anonymous No.723594645 [Report]
>>723594472 (OP)
RE7 was a shitty first person game without any interesting or redeeming qualities
RE8 was more of the same
RE9 will be more of the same, and when it flops capcom can say "ah see! nobody wants outbreak then!"
you'll see
Anonymous No.723596856 [Report]
>>723594472 (OP)
It'll be the silent hill f of resident evil games.
It has a female main character.
Anonymous No.723597294 [Report] >>723602806 >>723606330
>Make RE9 into RE6-II
>everyone complains
>Make it first person
>everyone complains
Anonymous No.723597880 [Report] >>723600159
Resident Evil is at this point now where they have all this lore set up and the fans basically want Rainbow Six Siege with BSAA.

The problem though is that the first person horror titles gain way too much traction on Twitch, so you're stuck now between appeasing those two bases.
Anonymous No.723599868 [Report]
>>723594472 (OP)
Resident Evil F
Anonymous No.723600058 [Report] >>723600550 >>723602190
7 and 8 were both good and you have to be a tranny to say otherwise. as good as REmake? No. Who cares? They were still good. RE is one of the few old series that still puts out good games. Probably Crapcom's only one left besides DMC. Kill yourself, you insipid nigger.
Anonymous No.723600159 [Report] >>723600381 >>723606463
>>723597880
>the fans basically want Rainbow Six Siege with BSAA
who the fuck is a fan of RE and wants this? if anything we want more things like REmake and RE2make and RE4make but actual new games instead of remakes. Are you on drugs? Nobody wants RE6 again, kike.
Anonymous No.723600381 [Report]
>>723600159
I mean you can put 9 and 8 into third person and there it is right?
Anonymous No.723600538 [Report]
>>723594472 (OP)
>Great
Re:1
Remake 1
Re:2
Remake 2
Re:3
Re:4
Re:7
>Okay
Re: Code Veronica
Remake 4
Re: 5
Re: Village
>Bullshit
Re: 0
Remake 3
Re: 6
Anonymous No.723600550 [Report] >>723600867
>>723600058
>the 2 games with the least replayability in the entire series were good actually
Anonymous No.723600867 [Report]
>>723600550
>replayability as the sole metric

When the game's over it's over man.
>Yeah but you can do scenario K and watch Jill kick Nemeis in the balls on the FOURTH playthrough!
Anonymous No.723601221 [Report]
RE7 is my favorite RE game.

Most people will say 1 remake or 4 but 7 really has a nice package.
The story is very solid until it gets kind of silly in act 3 but it's probably the scariest RE game.
The DLC is all excellent and fun. I mean honestly, when I saw all the DLC when I bought the gold edition I thought I wasn't going to get all the achievements because there was a lot of it, but I ended up doing all of it and actually had a lot of fun doing it all.
The poker game DLC was great
The "Jack's birthday" where you just run around the house collecting food for jack to eat was even fun.
Then the actual story DLC was also pretty fun, beating the moldy fucks with the fists.

It's just a very solid game overall, I liked RE8 too but the setting wasn't nearly as atmospheric or fun as 7. I just like the baker family and their story and all, it's just fun
Anonymous No.723601443 [Report]
>>723594472 (OP)
>Game is initially announced for everything but a Nintendo system
"Capcom is knocking it out of the park again! Capcom redemption arc continues!"
>Gets announced for Switch 2 three months later
"RE9 HATE THREAD"
"GOING TO BE ANOTHER BORING "SLOPFEST LIKE RE7-8 (also now on Switch 2, previously considered a return to form and good)"
Anonymous No.723601698 [Report] >>723601886 >>723602071 >>723602683
>>723594472 (OP)
Huh? RE7&8 were great? 70$ for 9 hours is insane and fuck them, but great.
Anonymous No.723601886 [Report] >>723602950
>>723601698
>70$ for 9 hours is insane

Why is $20 for a 10 minute burger ok and $30 for a 2 hour movie alright
Anonymous No.723602071 [Report]
>>723601698
7 and 8 came out when games were still $60
Anonymous No.723602190 [Report]
>>723594472 (OP)
>RE9 looks like it's going to be another boring slopfest just like RE7-8.
It was confirmed shit the second we found Nakanishi was directing.

>>723600058
Nah. They're fucking dogshit. Especially 7.
Anonymous No.723602312 [Report]
The camera options and cross gen kill it for me.
The game should either be designed for first or third person, otherwise they can't perfectly tailor the experience for either. Also being cross gen shows this isn't even truly a current gen game, we're still stuck on PS4. On top of all that the game seems bland.
Anonymous No.723602601 [Report]
>>723594472 (OP)
I'm not buying but other buyers will buy and therefore RE slop will continue being made so who cares
Anonymous No.723602683 [Report] >>723603196
>>723601698
9 hours maybe if you just play through the story once and don't touch anything else.

7 took me 74 hours to 100% it and all the DLC.
8 took me 60 hours to do the same and the DLC.
Anonymous No.723602731 [Report]
>>723594472 (OP)
NIgga wheres leon
i want to suplex neegas
Anonymous No.723602792 [Report]
>>723594472 (OP)
RE7 and 8 are great you fucking retard kill yourself
Anonymous No.723602806 [Report]
>>723597294
There’s no pleasing the fanbase fully at this point. You either have the fans who want action to be the focus or horror to be the focus. All they can do is alternate between games.
Anonymous No.723602950 [Report]
>>723601886
Excelent question, one ive spent hours graphing with my degree. Opportunity cost. A 100 hour JRPG has no "stickiness", ie easy to replace with as an alterative. The burger and movie being both tactile or social is much less replaceable. Only so many restaurants in a 20 min drive, infinite videogames.
Anonymous No.723602997 [Report] >>723603201
I hope that the game is like the demo, with a little bit of combat. But Capcom is going to want to make all the money and the RE fanbase was overtaken by actionfags ages ago.
Anonymous No.723603196 [Report]
>>723602683
Im just not that player, one and done. It's why I dont think I'll ever buy new again despite being a millionaire. RE3 remake crossed the line for me into egregious.
For you at a dollar an hour, yea I get it. Definitely worth it. As I said they are great games, I just dont get 74 hours.
Anonymous No.723603201 [Report] >>723603453
>>723602997
Yeah fuck those people who want to shoot zombies. Everyone knows that RE is all about hide and seek. That's what REAL RE is, and why 7 is a real return to form.
Anonymous No.723603453 [Report] >>723603572
>>723603201
To be fair 7 was a real return to form and saved the franchise.
Anonymous No.723603572 [Report] >>723603839
>>723603453
>To be fair 7 was a real return to form
If you have no idea what makes RE RE and think it just needs to be in a house and have an item box, sure.
Anonymous No.723603839 [Report] >>723606049
>>723603572
I KNOW its not 5 and 6. I also do firmly believe it needs to be in a house, or something comfy. Thats when the seriescat its best. Castle, mansion, train, arctic.
Anonymous No.723606049 [Report]
>>723603839
>I also do firmly believe it needs to be in a house
That isn't enough to make it real RE.
Anonymous No.723606330 [Report]
>>723597294
>Make RE9 into RE6-II

How many tiny asian dicks to i need to suck for that to happen?
Anonymous No.723606463 [Report]
>>723600159
Everyone wants RE 6, they just want THEIR version of RE 6, as in, with big ass setpieces and fanservice and lore that appeals to them, not the overly broad mass appeal it was going for.
Anonymous No.723606736 [Report] >>723607279
>>723594472 (OP)
re8 is the best game in teh series since 4
Anonymous No.723606841 [Report]
>>723594472 (OP)
>RE8 flopped
Anon it's already sold 11 million copies by April of this year.
Anonymous No.723607279 [Report]
>>723606736
Based and correct. Autists will piss and moan about how "real" Resident Evil is about creeping around using sticks to make fire and pipes to make guns, despite the fact that nas never been the case and the very first game in the series has you running around shooting niggas with grenade launchers while a research base is collapsing then shooting an advanced bioweapon with a fuckin rocket launcher before an area the size of multiple city blocks explodes.

I'm fully convinced the people who are about to reply to us only play the first 1-2 hours of the first 4 games in the series, and through advanced cognitive dissonance, ignore everything else in those games. Such as the entirety of RE3 being an action game with a dodge button.
Anonymous No.723607379 [Report]
>>723594472 (OP)
Sounds like you’re out of ideas buddy
Anonymous No.723607627 [Report]
>>723594472 (OP)
>>Mr.X/Nemmy-chase-you-through-game
Are they seriously doing that again?