Thread 723598835

*rams the stone walls of the castle so hard they catch ON FIRE*

why do you keep spamming aoe2 threads
fuck off

How hard do you have to slap a chicken to cook it? Could you apply that to a battering ram? How hard can you hit a castle with a battering ram to cook it?

>>723598835 (OP)
>>723599261
castles have fireplaces, what if a fireplace cracks and the logs fall out and set fire to the wooden beam and floors?

>>723598835 (OP)
friction and medieval napalm

*wishes for handcannoneer buffs so hard*

>>723598835 (OP)
>he doesn't know about castle fires
https://youtu.be/1xpJ3_vdYv0?t=886

>>723599932
it's balanced nice it looks like

>>723598835 (OP)
that's from guys tripping while carrying boiling oil to pour on the rams

I miss shit like Goldeneye 007 having its office chairs, crates, and other things just explode into fireballs when shot.

enemy mass produced calv

>>723599394
castles don't cost wood in aoe2, they are 100% stone
>b-b-but what about those wooden bea-
those are just painted stones to trick the enemy

>>723599932
those fuckers are many civs last only option against goths, but once you roll them out, they can pump huskarls out of 50 barracks and you will still fuck them royally with the cannoneers because of their insane damage bonus against infantry.

And yet still better than every RTS made in the past ~20 years.

>>723604810
>shoot trash bin
>spends the next 20 seconds slowly exploding while blocking your path
what kind of crack were they smoking

>>723599246
you have autism

>>723608507
funnily enough, it's one of the few rts I can actually play. WC3, Starcraft, any C&C outside of Generals, I just die. aoe2 tho? I just flush and win.