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Anonymous No.723623039 >>723623229 >>723623295 >>723623443 >>723623694 >>723623878 >>723623960 >>723624103 >>723624454 >>723624501 >>723624516 >>723624608 >>723624783 >>723624808 >>723624842 >>723625176 >>723625231 >>723625759 >>723626293 >>723627325 >>723628562 >>723628678 >>723628717 >>723628781 >>723628847 >>723630432 >>723630486 >>723631486 >>723631967 >>723633189 >>723633494 >>723633775 >>723634413 >>723635153 >>723637418 >>723641082 >>723643272 >>723645330 >>723645956 >>723647156 >>723647709 >>723647858 >>723647913 >>723648402 >>723648474 >>723651123 >>723651880 >>723651958 >>723652231 >>723652271 >>723652780 >>723652828 >>723654052 >>723654761 >>723656057 >>723656443 >>723657310 >>723658190 >>723660005 >>723660493 >>723661067 >>723662430
No but seriously men, in all earnestness, now that the dust has finally settled, what do we think of the new God of War games? Do they hold up? Are they better?
Anonymous No.723623080
>games
Anonymous No.723623229
>>723623039 (OP)
>Do they hold up?
No. spbp /thread sage
Anonymous No.723623256 >>723623348
WE
Anonymous No.723623262 >>723623348
We must be better.
Anonymous No.723623287 >>723623348 >>723626336
WE MUST BE BALLIN' MEN...
Anonymous No.723623295 >>723624647
>>723623039 (OP)
Ragnarok looked like shit so I didn't play it
God of Boi was fun and the story was interesting enough to keep me playing. The combat is lightyears ahead of the original games (trashy mashers) but still kinda jank.
Its biggest flaw is that it's a movie game so expect to spend a lot of time just watching instead of playing.
Anonymous No.723623348 >>723623483 >>723623623 >>723623672 >>723627230 >>723627547 >>723628597 >>723630045 >>723632928 >>723636640 >>723651486 >>723654451 >>723654793 >>723654983 >>723662969
>>723623256
>>723623262
>>723623287
You're not fitting in
You're just telling us you have terminal brain rot
You're dogs responding to Pavlov's bell
Anonymous No.723623407 >>723624098 >>723625157 >>723625643 >>723649353 >>723649947 >>723652109
vgh
Anonymous No.723623443 >>723624896 >>723628453 >>723639962 >>723653476 >>723654317 >>723661289
>>723623039 (OP)
FOR MY WIFE'S BLACK SON AAAAAAAARRRRGGHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.723623483 >>723623596
>>723623348
Fitting in? We just want to be better men xomrade, better male role models, more docile, less toxic, willing to prep BVLLS while listening to jefre Cantu ledesma
Anonymous No.723623540 >>723623635
>saw someone play all the old games in order and got into the story
>hype for new one
>every streamer I started watching got bored after like 5 hours and moved on
>watched it all on youtube instead
>like 10 fucking hours of boring father/son shit, random DEI characters, and filler
>the big war that it all builds up to mostly happens in the background
>"WE MUST BE BETTER!!"
>close tab and completely delete the entire franchise from my brain
Anonymous No.723623596 >>723623695
>>723623483
Go outside
Anonymous No.723623623 >>723623687
>>723623348
This. Y'all folx need to be better.
Anonymous No.723623635 >>723623771 >>723624715 >>723628689
>>723623540
>Get into the story
>Of God of War
You don't need to lie to us.
At least I genuinely hope you're lying.
Anonymous No.723623663 >>723623790
Boring fucking garbage and am huge action game fan who will play ANYTHING,currently replaying 1 and hopefully my steam deck and RSPC3 can handle 3,I remember it being the best along with 2
Anonymous No.723623672
>>723623348
Be better
Anonymous No.723623687
>>723623623
You can't be better, nothing fixes stupid.
You can be quiet, though.
Anonymous No.723623694 >>723623831 >>723625616 >>723627640
>>723623039 (OP)
Become
Better
Men
Anonymous No.723623695
>>723623596
Great idea xomrade, I'll go to mlk boulevard to find some marginalized black BVLLS to pay reparations to by letting them fuck my single mom wife, I'm the dad that stepped up after all, and after that I'll go and vote for Bernie sanders.
Anonymous No.723623710
Cinematic slow walk slop ala TLOU.
Anonymous No.723623752
How hard is 2's God Of War mode compared to 1? 1's was so fucking frustrating on a first playthrough.
Anonymous No.723623771 >>723623868 >>723652213
>>723623635
>pissed off badass mindlessly kills a bunch of greek gods because reasons
What's not to like?
Anonymous No.723623790 >>723624296
>>723623663
>Huge action game fan!
>Loves button-mashing kusoge over a game with actual reactive combat
Reminder that praising the original God of War franchise on /v/ when it was modern got you rightly ripped to shreds because they were shit games for COD babies.
Anonymous No.723623831
>>723623694
kek
Anonymous No.723623868 >>723660305
>>723623771
>I love the story!
>Literally describes the entire plot in a single sentence with the word "mindless*
Perhaps you misspoke? Surely you meant something other than story. Aesthetics maybe? Violence?
Saying you like the story of the original gof of war is like saying you love the deep knowledge of plumbing on display in porn.
Anonymous No.723623878
>>723623039 (OP)
They're really fun, challenging and satisfying to play.
Anonymous No.723623927 >>723623976 >>723624674
Kratos never actually says we must be better men btw
Anonymous No.723623960 >>723624150
>>723623039 (OP)
I just think they are boring games, I can't think of a single reason why I'd recommend them to anyone. The only thing I liked about it was the impact it showed when the gods fought each other like the tutorial in the first game, but that basically never happened so I can't even say it had good cinematics. It's simply a by the numbers action game with annoying gimmicks constantly.
Anonymous No.723623976
>>723623927
Correct. The actual line from the game is "We must be better. For the sake of our wives' children."
Anonymous No.723624015 >>723624150
Nu GoW was ok. The sequel was bad.
Old God of War was a game series for retards and browns to play between FIFA releases and if you posted it here you'd get laughed at for playing baby's first brawler.
Anonymous No.723624098 >>723624235 >>723624463 >>723657270 >>723660630
>>723623407
What went wrong with video games, bros?
Anonymous No.723624103 >>723624235
>>723623039 (OP)
4's story was fine, it's main problem was gameplay felt limited. It gets very obvious after a while Kratos is bodying the same exact troll in the same exact way.
Ragnarok improved it's gameplay, mainly via enemy variety. Unfortunately it also shat out one of those walking simulator therapy session stories that was further reinforced by the DLC and made every single fucking cliffhanger from the first game underwhelming and cringe. Everyone who defended Odin yapping like a used car salesman because >muh trickster myths missed the point of why it fucking sucks, he's yapping like a mortal from the future instead of a god. Also I don't care what fucking kind of point they want to make about PTSD, I wanted to fight Thor the GIANT BUTCHER not the sad worthless piece of shit, and I wanted Freyja to hold onto that blood grudge. Oh yeah, it's also bullshit they gave Freyja the power to fight back (somehow?) even before she broke the curse in a rape analogy journey. Fuck Ragnarok.
Anonymous No.723624114 >>723624185
We must...cook seasoned food for strong black women
Anonymous No.723624150 >>723660232
>>723623960
Ragnarok definitely peaks in it's tutorial. At least 4 had a cinematic fight even if it feels a bit monotonous.

>>723624015
Remember when old GoW tried to be a multiplayer game for a while?
Anonymous No.723624185
>>723624114
In all seriousness though, you can really feel the character favouritism from the fact that Angrbodr and everything to do with her was a complete waste of time and she was canonically wrong about MUH FATE because Norns are pussies compared to Greek Fates, but the game still demands the player and Atreus respect her as the victimised kween she is despite her literally being wrong about everything.
Anonymous No.723624235 >>723624450
>>723624098
Everything went wrong when you were born
I think you know how to fix things
>>723624103
Pretty much. Classic case of death by success. 4 was a gamble that was allowed to do its own thing and its success got the eyes of sony management on the sequel's development.
It's almost scary how utterly incompetent Sony's management is and has been.
Anonymous No.723624296 >>723624586
>>723623790
>Reminder that praising the original God of War franchise on /v/ when it was modern got you rightly ripped to shreds
I know,I remember the SQUARE SQUARE meme,I was more of a Bayonetta and DMC fanboy
Anonymous No.723624360 >>723624506 >>723624570 >>723624892 >>723625630 >>723626326 >>723636785 >>723654461
GREETINGS 'better men' I come with a cause that might align with your interests
If you want SUPERMAN TO LOSE then vote DAFFY IN THE #SUPERDAFFY FINAL
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Anonymous No.723624446
>"we must be better" shitposts are literal bots
Yeah that tracks
Fuck I hate progress. Take me back to 2006.
Anonymous No.723624450
>>723624235
I used to wonder how the fuck incompetent managers manage (no pun intended) stay on fuckup after fuckup. Now I'm stuck in a corpo job, I just wonder how companies like Sony function at all with how much abnegation of responsibility, shortsightedness, and incompetency slips through the cracks like an unwashed gaming laptop filling up with gamer sediment.

Companies of a certain size are literally coasting on the success of IPs managed in a completely different way.
Anonymous No.723624454
>>723623039 (OP)
The furry kid is annoying, I don't fucking care about him and his stupid Disney friends, and kratos is just not cool anymore
Anonymous No.723624463
>>723624098
Nothing. Western games were always awful and made by goblins who despise the media.
Anonymous No.723624489
only better men ITT
Anonymous No.723624501
>>723623039 (OP)
Walking and talking simulator. The minimal gameplay it has is also below average
Anonymous No.723624506
>>723624360
KEKAROOOO SUPERCHADS THEY'RE AFRAID OF US
Anonymous No.723624516
>>723623039 (OP)
2018 was good. Ragnarok was garbage
Anonymous No.723624570
>>723624360
Daff, the fuck are you doing.
Anonymous No.723624586 >>723624751 >>723655553
>>723624296
>Bayonetta and DMC
>DMC ends with Vergil becoming the most powerful entity in existence, getting everything he wanted, and getting off with a slap on the wrist for butchering a city and mutilating his son because said son wants to be a better man than stop the cycle of violence between his dad and uncle
>Bayonetta 3 ends with an insanely convoluted multiverse destruction plot so poorly explained that Kamiya had to state outside the game it's not actually supposed to be the end of her story, we didn't even get ANY kind of explanation why Luka's alternate universe counterpart is the goddamn king of the fairies until Origins (which still doesn't really explain shit unless you accept fairies can reincarnate as humans. Some fucking how), and the main villain has an incredibly vague power that simultaneously makes him more powerful than any previous god in the setting but also just weak enough to be unable to instantly wipe Bayonetta and Luka (and only them) out of existence
I know this is the BETTER MAN thread but can we talk about how fucked both franchises are?
Anonymous No.723624596 >>723624694
The first modern GoW was a decent game, the second is hot garbage.
Anonymous No.723624608 >>723624694 >>723653824
>>723623039 (OP)
I will give you a sincere answer as a fan of the og GoW 1/2/GoS (and partially GoW 3). The 2018 game is pretty good. You just have to turn most of the UI off and play on GMGoW and it becomes a very enjoyable action adventure. Kratos is still Kratos.

As for Ragnarok, it's a horrible sequel that shits on the entire franchise. I hate SMS for making it. The combat is fine, but the level design, moving through the world, story, characters, pacing, it's all shit. They managed to ruin the only remaining original character Sony had. It was the last straw for me. I unplugged my PS4, bought a PC and never looked back. I'm still mad, still seething. I will seethe about Ragnarok for eternity. Even more so than the anon who is seething about ME3 ending.
Anonymous No.723624647 >>723624863
>>723623295
>The combat is lightyears ahead of the original games (trashy mashers)
What difficulty did you play the trilogy on?
Anonymous No.723624674 >>723624843 >>723624887
>>723623927
"Be better men" would be patriarchal. "Be better" is the common wokie cliche that more or less just means "Do what we say".
Anonymous No.723624694 >>723624983
>>723624596
>>723624608
Based fellow seethers. The most insulting part of the whole thing is there were some promising cliffhangers in 4, but ALL of them ended up being lame as fuck in the game. Kratos having snakes come out of him is never addressed because it turns out the Fenris Wolf and Midgard Serpent are giant/big wolf souls reincarnated into random animals. And I guess the big dumb eagle thing is meant to be the games' Hela (who has nothing to do with "Loki")
Anonymous No.723624715 >>723639642
>>723623635
God of War 1 has good story yes.
Anonymous No.723624751 >>723625196 >>723626821 >>723641773
>>723624586
DMC's ending was fine. It was thematically appropriate and wrapped up all the loose ends while still ultimately being about Nero and not the brothers.

Bayo 3 was retarded nonsense top to bottom. That game was slapped together from other prototypes (see: Scalebound) because Platinum was desperate for some funding after Taura screwed the pooch with Astral Chain
Anonymous No.723624783
>>723623039 (OP)
god of war was never good
Anonymous No.723624808
>>723623039 (OP)
I won't pretend the original God of War games are the pinnacle of gaming but they were a lot more honest and earnest about what they were. Emasculated Kratos is pathetic. There was a time when I would have said I didn't like Kratos as a character because he's always angry but that was the fundamental driver of the franchise and who he was, lol.

The first game is pretty mid desu. Finally playing II improved my opinion on the franchise III's set pieces are still impressive to this day. The PSP games suck and aren't worth playing.
Anonymous No.723624842
>>723623039 (OP)
I think they are okay
Anonymous No.723624843
>>723624674
'Be better' implies PoC of color are in need of course correction, and that's ridiculous.
Anonymous No.723624863 >>723625315
>>723624647
The hardest one.
You mash out the same combo over and over because its dps is way higher than the others and abuse your billion i-frame rolls and magic. It's a game for tweens made by incompetent devs that wished they worked for Netherrealm. They sold entirely on WHOA BLOODGUTSGORE IN A BIDEO GAEM!?!??
Anonymous No.723624887
>>723624674
They actually say "Do better", not "Be better".

That makes sense because lefties are vile immoral people on the inside and everything they do is performative so they don't really give a fuck about how you are on the inside.
Anonymous No.723624892 >>723626326
>>723624360
>non /v/ tournament
Go back and stay the fuck back, CHADOW mindbroke you.
Anonymous No.723624896 >>723653321
>>723623443
I hope he lived
Anonymous No.723624959 >>723628823
dunno why but I think this forced discord meme is hella comfy and ebin and chungus
Anonymous No.723624983 >>723625196
>>723624694
And all of them talking like they live in NY in 2025. And the gods look like hobos and Odin acts like Corleone wannabe. And we have to listen to poor alcoholic daddy plot. And we have to do a side quest about fruit that takes longer than the entire fight of the gods at the end. And oh btw Freya let me tell you how I murdered my family casually while we climb these rocks. And yes Kratos we are besties now after being together for an hour even though I tried to kill you for a decade.
Anonymous No.723625157 >>723632183 >>723648346
>>723623407
is he actually honoring the tree before he cuts it? lmfao
Anonymous No.723625176
>>723623039 (OP)
>No but seriously
Ugh
Anonymous No.723625196 >>723625548 >>723625682
>>723624751
The ending in and of itself was fine, I suppose I'm just vaguely annoyed by how the franchise lets Vergil have his cake and eat it. AND refuses to just fucking move on from the Sparda family drama.

>>723624983
Oh right, don't forget them casually dropping the fact that not all the Aesir are even GODS and then never elaborating. What the actual fuck was that line, and why was it even included? Why are random dudes with Buster Swords handed out by Odin powerful enough to stand and trade with the gods? Is EVERY Norseman secretly a low-tier god?? It'd explain a lot about why the valkyrie equivalent of Ragnarok is some random undead king Mimir worked for a bit despite at no point being implied to be a god.

>And yes Kratos we are besties now after being together for an hour even though I tried to kill you for a decade.
If you think about it, it's fucking comical that Kratos and Atreus just refused to move out of the forest, and Freyja kept trying to kill Kratos in the exact same spot for all that time, and kept fucking failing. Which implies Kratos kept beating her ass and kicking her down a ravine or something since she's clearly fighting to the death, then just going home. And she needed a fluke to get him at bladepoint.

They try REALLY hard to prop her up as the girlboss supreme of the game, and yet she never shows the same level of power she did in 4.
Anonymous No.723625231 >>723625904
>>723623039 (OP)
A month ago I replayed the OG trilogy+CoO, skipping Ascension and GoS. While the GoW1 was getting really repetitive, the combat is still miles better than the nuGoW. Kinda sad how the combat devolved into this abominable tank control garbage where I can't even jump.
Anonymous No.723625305 >>723625468 >>723628845
I played God of War 2018 and had a decent time. There's some cool moments and scenery in there. I think I'm one of the roughly 5 people who didn't get mad about all the troll boss fights.

I wouldn't honestly say it was a type of game I felt was needed, though; like I didn't really need Kratos to "grow" as a character. They could have just kept making games where he's an aggro dickhead killing gods, maybe find excuse to go after other mythological pantheons, and I would have gladly played them.

I started Ragnarok but only played a couple hours before losing interest, never went back and finished it. Does it ever fucking explain exactly how/why Kratos ends up in Norway?
Anonymous No.723625315 >>723625628 >>723650496
>>723624863
Amazing how almost all of this is wrong. The highest dps is using grabs, not the same combo which let me guess is square+square+triangle which is btw actually lower dps than just square+triangle. There are no i-frames on rolls. And casting magic does give you a very brief i-frame window but it does cost mana which you actually need on the hardest difficulty for other things than a fucking 0.5 s i-frame. You can use the bow in GoW 2 to consistently produce i-frames on demand but it's actually hard to pull off consistently because the window is very tiny and the i-frame doesn't happen at the beginning of the animation. The only real use for this trick is on the barbarian king.

I don't know why you need to lie about playing the games on the hardest difficulty.
Anonymous No.723625468 >>723625682
>>723625305
>Does it ever fucking explain exactly how/why Kratos ends up in Norway?
Lmao, no. The shitty comic was supposed to do that. He was literally just randomly wandering into other gods' territories and bumblefucked his way to Norway.

Also no, Ragnarok NEVER explains why Kratos' giant wife just kind of died for no reason.

>But she fought Thor, maybe she died of her injuries-
If she died violently Kratos would have gone nuclear at the start of the first game.
Anonymous No.723625548 >>723627361
>>723625196
I get why some people are a little unhappy with Vergil but it technically wasn't him that did any of the tree stuff and he suffered in literal hell for decades as a result of temen ni gru
Anonymous No.723625616 >>723625703 >>723625906 >>723631842 >>723635239
>>723623694
Based and betterpilled
Anonymous No.723625628 >>723625824 >>723633361
>>723625315
>ACKSHUALLY
no one cares about your speed run tech for a shitty button masher
Anonymous No.723625630 >>723626326
>>723624360
we are not doing this here
Anonymous No.723625643 >>723625729 >>723628681
>>723623407
Why does having a beard make him less manly? It's counterintuitive.
Anonymous No.723625682
>>723625196
I think they tried to handwave it with the warding runes. Freya cannot attack them because they have built them around the house and some random wildmen destroyed them or something. Which is just as retarded as Freya coming back again and again.

>>723625468
They really ruined Faye too. I was completely logged off mentally when the story revealed that she had the axe built for herself and went toe to toe with Thor and it was a stalemate. Come the fuck on California, what pills are you on?
Anonymous No.723625703 >>723625745 >>723625779 >>723625806 >>723625836 >>723625858 >>723625906 >>723626447 >>723631147 >>723631287
>>723625616
Didn't this dude turn out to be a pedo?
Anonymous No.723625729 >>723625906
>>723625643
Sois and hipsters ruined beards decades ago.
Anonymous No.723625745 >>723625906
>>723625703
Yes. And nobody was surprised to find that out.
Anonymous No.723625759 >>723625906
>>723623039 (OP)
FIRST ONE TO BECOME A BETTER MAN GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRPLANE
Anonymous No.723625779 >>723625906
>>723625703
Who was the last male feminist who didn't turn out to be a pedo?
Anonymous No.723625806 >>723625906
>>723625703
he's a leftist, of course he's a pedo
Anonymous No.723625824
>>723625628
It's not a speedrun tech. You are simply wrong.
Anonymous No.723625836 >>723625906
>>723625703
Yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5rkK2Ui4yE
Anonymous No.723625858 >>723634390
>>723625703
And only the dog was shocked.
Anonymous No.723625904 >>723625956
>>723625231
>Kinda sad how the combat devolved into this abominable tank control garbage where I can't even jump.
Meanwhile nugow fags unironically imply the combat is a significant upgrade over the original games.
Anonymous No.723625906 >>723626259 >>723628894 >>723629843 >>723630331 >>723645362
>>723625836
>>723625806
>>723625779
>>723625759
>>723625745
>>723625729
>>723625703
>>723625616
>people actually talking about video games instead of politics or eceleb brainrot?
>Better fix that!
Kill yourselves.
Anonymous No.723625956 >>723626205
>>723625904
Nu god of war was a 7/10 but the original series is dog shit, zoom zoom.
Anonymous No.723626058 >>723626152 >>723645454 >>723660489
>Faye... I love you... And so do these fifteen blacks that will come and ravage your pussy, butthole and mouth
>Kratos what the fuck, I-
>FAYE YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR BODY IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS so you better let them fill your every hole i am trying to become BETTERโ„ข
Anonymous No.723626059 >>723626152 >>723626682 >>723627901 >>723645454
> Krillin: This part is very sensitive. I can't believe we have oppressed women so much.
> Kratos: Folks, I'm still not up to date with your readings. I'm still reading Kurt Vonnegut, and I've been busy attending therapy to let off steam.
> Arthur: Don't worry, fella. We're reading Simone de Beauvoir now. I think we need to leave our barbaric behavior behind and start empowering women and minorities and give them the opportunities that white men have taken away from them for years.
> Shu: That's right, Arthur. We must let them be free to spread their wings and fly. No matter their past or social constructs such as body count, they deserve a better man, one who opens doors for them, metaphorically speaking, that is, one who helps them get promotions and raise their children if they are single mothers, because they have the right to a good father for their children.
Anonymous No.723626152 >>723626217 >>723630236 >>723630240
>>723626059
>>723626058
Is this what passes for comedy in India?
Anonymous No.723626205
>>723625956
This but in reverse.
Anonymous No.723626216 >>723626317 >>723627750
gow 18 is a boring movie game. There are like 3 bosses and 4 enemy types, I'd rather replay sekiro for the 5th time than touch it.
Ragnarok on the other hand is a lot better. Sure, Atreus sections suck, and the whole "what she did before we met is non of my business" is laughable, but they did put some good effort to fix gameplay. And story moved from boring "we must climb mountain and deal with baldur" to more epic and complex one. Tyr/odin reveal was cool, atmosphere of unavoidable ragnarok is great. I'd rate it 7.5/10.
Also ffs when are we getting better climbing mechancs in AAA? Climbing Asgard wall could be so cool, but it's another "hold forward to climb with 0 chance to fail", it was really disappointing.
Anonymous No.723626217
>>723626152
Men... we must become better comedians...
Anonymous No.723626259
>>723625906
>>Better fix that!
this
we must be better
Anonymous No.723626293
>>723623039 (OP)
they are boring as fuck and i dont understand why they are games when its clear they just wanted to make a tv show.
Anonymous No.723626317
>>723626216
>Climbing mechanics
Anon...
Climbing is a loading screen.
Anonymous No.723626326 >>723626445 >>723626463
>>723624360
>>723624892
>>723625630
what's this about I don't go on /co/
discordshit?
Anonymous No.723626331 >>723626430
>ATREUS, COME HERE BOY, WE MUST BE BETTER MEN, WE MUST LET GO OF THE SHACKLES OF PATRIARCHY AND OPPRESS I'VE HETERONORMATIVE CIS WHITE CONCEPTS SUCH AS EXCLUSIVITY AND MONOGAMY, BOY. WE MUST JERK OFF TO KEK PORN AND NTR, AMD PREP BVLLS FOR OUR WOMEN BOY, ONLY THEN CAN WE BECOME BETTER, MORE DOCILE MEN, THATS RIGHT BOY, SUCK THE BVLLS COCK AND PREPARE HIM TO DROP MULTIPLE MASSIVE POZZED LOADS IN YOUR MOM'S SNATCH GIVING HER AIDS BOY, BECOME A BETTER MAN.
Anonymous No.723626336 >>723628443
>>723623287
wow ai art of kratos playing basketball hahahaha thats freaking funny bro i love current year so much hahaha
Anonymous No.723626430
>>723626331
Give this BetterMan a cookie!
Anonymous No.723626445
>>723626326
I don't know but the combination of schizo and daffy points to guy/manlyburger

That guy is sad crazy not funny crazy. Sacred geometry, nonlinear causality, reality warping, delusions of grandeur crazy.
Anonymous No.723626447 >>723626528
>>723625703
Kratos would never
Anonymous No.723626463
>>723626326
just a stray /co/fag doing a shoddy job rigging a tournament(?), don't know why he came here though
i say ignore and move on
Anonymous No.723626465 >>723626609
>ATREUS, BOY, YOU NEED TO BRING REFRESHMENTS FOR YOUR MOTHERS BVLL AS HE IS REARRANGING YOUR MOTHERS GUTS WITH HIS BIBISI AND DROPPING POZZED LOADS DOWN HER SNATCH GIVING HER AIDS, WE MUST STOP BEING TOXIC AND BECOME BETTER MEN BOY
Anonymous No.723626525 >>723630290
WHEN I SAY TRANS LIVES YOU SAY MATTER

TRANS LIVES
Anonymous No.723626528
>>723626447
Age is just a number and Kratos is NOT pedophilophobix.
Be better.
Anonymous No.723626541 >>723626574 >>723626654 >>723627545 >>723627593 >>723640780
Maybe if you spam harder someone will find your tired jokes from over a year ago funny
Maybe more AI slop will help too
I just love not being able to discuss video games because some tween pajeet decided a dead meme was the funniest thing in the world.
Anonymous No.723626574
>>723626541
MEN
We must become better posters...
Anonymous No.723626595 >>723626697 >>723627379 >>723630827
Does someone have a cucktos version of the yabba dabba doo? Im cooking up some elite tier pasta and it would bring all of it together
Anonymous No.723626609
>>723626465
>BOY, give me the contact informations of some of your friends. I need to... teach them... to be better men...
>It was an age old tradition in our homeland boy, I will teach you about it after you grow a beard
Anonymous No.723626654
>>723626541
Spam? Xister what are you talking about? We just want to give reparations to Black folx by prepping their BIBISIs for our wives and train our wives sons to do the same, don't you support socialism and equality? Don't you want to be a better man?
Anonymous No.723626673 >>723626735
>entering shitposting thread
>complain about not being able to discuss video games in designated joke thread
brown, retarded and a newfag at that.
Anonymous No.723626682
>>723626059
lmao
Anonymous No.723626697
>>723626595
>Does someone have a cucktos version of the yabba dabba doo? Im cooking up some elite tier pasta and it would bring all of it together
Anonymous No.723626735
>>723626673
>entering
It's overit was structured differently
Anonymous No.723626793 >>723626889
This is truly a better threD aside from this one guy who REFUSES to be a better man...
how should we educate him? fellow cis better males?
Anonymous No.723626803 >>723636874
>TYRONE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN STRICTLY LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA EVERYTIME YOU FUCK MY WIFE. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO LISTEN TO IT WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE EVEN WHEN I WASN'T AROUND.
>OH MY GODDESS. DO YOU REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND? THE POINT OF IT ALL? DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING AT ALL? TYRONE! THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU, AND THIS IS BIGGER THAN ME, AND THIS IS BIGGER THAN MY STUPID WHITE WHORE OF A WIFE. THIS ACTION, MY SUBMISSION AND YOUR DOMINATION, YOUR BULLING, IT IS NOT JUST AN ACTION BORN FROM A FETISH, TYRONE. IT TRANSCENDS ALL MATERIALISTIC REASONS. IT IS THE FULFILLMENT OF A PROMISE, TYRONE. THE PROMISE THAT EVERY WHITE PERSON NEEDS TO MAKE TO ATONE FOR THEIR SINS. IT IS ATONEMENT, TYRONE. CAN'T YOU SEE? HERE WE BECOME REDEEMED. BY ALLOWING YOUR SPERM TO INSIMINATE THE TOXIC WHITE EGGS OF MY WIFE, THEY BECOME PURIFIED, AND I, AS THE KEK, BECOME THE ENABLER OF THIS PURIFICATION PROCESS, IT'S OVERSEER, IT'S GUARDIAN, AS IT WERE, TYRONE. ALL OF THIS IS SCIENTIFIC BECAUSE WE KNOW GOD DOESNT EXIST SO IT MUST BE SCIENTIFIC BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY? APPARENTLY YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE BECAUSE YOU CANT SEE HOW JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS THE KEY TO THIS RITUAL. IT HAS PROFOUND MEANING TYONRE, AND YOU SHIT ALL OVER IT WHENEVER YOU FUCK MY WIFE WITHOUT JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYING. YOU KNOW WHAT, TYRONE? I'M STARTING TO THINK MY ANCESTORS WERE RIGHT IN ENSLAVING YOU; THAT THE CIVIL WAR WAS WON BY THE WRONG SIDE. I FEEL AS IF MAYBE MY GREAT GREAT GRAND-FATHER WAS CORRECT IN FIGHTING TO KEEP YOU DUMB NIGGERS ENSLAVED, TYRONE. EVERYTHING YOU DO SEEMS TO PROVE THAT YOU DO DESERVE TO BE ENSLAVED. IT'D BE MUCH EASIER TO FORCE YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE WHILE WE LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IF YOU HAD NO RIGHTS. AT LEAST WE WOULDN'T NEED TO KEEP LISTENING TO THAT AWFUL SHIT THAT IS "Touched" FROM MBV'S LOVELESS.
Anonymous No.723626821 >>723626882
>>723624751
DMC 5 was a character assassination of the highest order.
It was trash in every way.
Then again, can't expect from a game where you need a fucking mod to turn Dante's coat to actual red and everyone's hair to actual white instead of the grey shit.
Anonymous No.723626882 >>723626975
>>723626821
>What forest? I don't see any forest! Just a bunch of trees!
Anonymous No.723626889
>>723626793
We should make him listen to jefre Cantu Ledesma while sucking his gfs juices off the HOMEBOYS massive BIBISIS
Anonymous No.723626941 >>723626971 >>723627165 >>723627880
You can pinpoint ITT when the American children start waking up
Anonymous No.723626971
>>723626941
Betterchildren... Our response??
Anonymous No.723626975
>>723626882
Open your eyes.
Anonymous No.723627165
>>723626941
>Americans in question
Anonymous No.723627230
>>723623348
Hell yeah brother! Let's get pegged FOR EQUALITY!!!
Anonymous No.723627281 >>723627546
>BOY, did I ever tell you about Ganymedes? He was your grandfatherโ€™s male teenage mortal cup bearer, a fine piece of boypussy from a more civilized age. He had the tightest body and the perkiest little butt in all of Greece; barely legal in most poleis. Ares and I used to doubleteam him at the end of every successful campaign during the Peloponnesian Wars, and once in a while weโ€™d even have the entire Spartan militia run a train over him, part of official hoplite โ€œtrainingโ€ of course. In time, he learned how to handle a meatspear better than anyone in the Aegean sea. He only wore a tunic every day so we told him there was no underwear in Olympus, and since he was constantly doing errands youโ€™d get a glimpse of his pink bussy as heโ€™d bend over while serving food and drinks. It was surreal. We taught him to grip his cup backwards like a dildo and he constantly got captured by Apollo and Dionysus almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno boy, you have no idea. And he was a good friend.
Anonymous No.723627325
>>723623039 (OP)
they were okay as a youtube game movie, I would never play them though. Stick to the greek ones
Anonymous No.723627361
>>723625548
Technicalities aside, it just intensely bothers me that after 4 straight games of explaining why Vergil's way of life is ass-backwards wrong and incorrect compared to Dante's the 5th game just turns around and gives him what he always wanted AND more. It just feels narratively dissonant that after SUFFERING DEFEAT AFTER DEFEAT, the asspull tree gives him enough of a powerboost to finally clear the Dante bar.

How do I say this? It is kind of like if Vegeta got to have a loving wife on Earth AND not have to acknowledge Goku was stronger than him during the Buu Saga.
Anonymous No.723627379
>>723626595
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE JUST MAKE A CUCCTOS VERSION ALREADY I NEEEEEED IT
Anonymous No.723627545 >>723627627
>>723626541
MOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSS!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.723627546
>>723627281
Nice
Anonymous No.723627547
>>723623348
WE MUST BE BETTER
DO BETTER
BE BETTER
Anonymous No.723627593
>>723626541
>WE MUST BE BETTER 4CHAN RAIDERS
Anonymous No.723627627
>>723627545
You're the bg3 betterman playthrough? How's it going?
Anonymous No.723627640
>>723623694
Anonymous No.723627750 >>723635607
>>723626216
The combat in both games is the same. The exploration however is utter dogshit in Ragnarok. Every combat area is very visible, you have to press X to climb every second to watch elaborate scripted animations, it's garbage. And the "puzzles" are even worse. Not even the extra enemy types can save it because moment to moment gameplay is horrible outside of straight combat. 2018 doesn't have this issue.
Anonymous No.723627862 >>723628085 >>723628138 >>723628396 >>723630996 >>723631152 >>723632490 >>723633261 >>723636695 >>723636827 >>723648253
TYRONE? TYRONE?! WHAT'S GOING ON BACK

THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT BITCH OF A WHITE WIFE

>*pauses deltarune and looks behind him*

>OH OH OH... OH MY FAUCI SCIENCE SZECHUAN SAUCE AND STRANGER THINGS ABOVE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? HONEY WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?!

>*smashes the controller at the tv in the background playing Hasanabi's livestream*

>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! TYRONE, WHAT

THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I

BROUGHT YOU HERE

>YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!

>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY TYRONE AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER BEAUTIFUL MIXED CHILDREN AND TERMINATE THE WHITE RACE >GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN

TYRONE'S ASSHOLE

>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, ALL THE GUYS ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE VAUSHCON NEXT WEEK

>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE DISCO ELYSIUM SPEEDRUN COMPETITION THERE NOW, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE >IF YOU WANT ME I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO

JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMA TO CALM DOWN A
Anonymous No.723627880
>>723626941
You're right we must watch...Better Man
Anonymous No.723627901
>>723626059
Does the far left hate Kurt Vonnegut now?
Anonymous No.723628085
>>723627862
A small town lost all their water so an Indian could make GPT write this shitpost
Anonymous No.723628138
>>723627862
Anonymous No.723628350 >>723628406 >>723628438 >>723630768 >>723630946 >>723641025
Why do discord tourists hate this meme so much?
Anonymous No.723628396
>>723627862
>OH MY FAUCI SCIENCE SZECHUAN SAUCE AND STRANGER THINGS ABOVE!!!!
Anonymous No.723628406
>>723628350
Hits too close to home for them
Anonymous No.723628438
>>723628350
They don't like it when Anon stops arguing and finds common ground with a new meme
Anonymous No.723628443
>>723626336
He picked up basketball after finding out how much his wife likes basketball americans.
Anonymous No.723628453
>>723623443
BOY, MAKE SURE TO CUT THE FOOTAGE BEFORE I KWAB OUT AND THROW THE AXES AWAY BEFORE HITTING THE WAYER
Anonymous No.723628528 >>723628606 >>723628648 >>723630150 >>723658883
Why are anons spamming Jefre Cantu-Ledesma? I checked him out and he is a musician. What does he have to do with GoW?
Anonymous No.723628562
>>723623039 (OP)
they need to be better god of war games
Anonymous No.723628585
>Iโ€™ve never been good at knowing my limit,
>Keep finding new mountain levels within it,
>Have faith in your dead wife that has faith in yourselfโ€ฆ
>Give me a temple to lift up, Iโ€™ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, Iโ€™ll rip it,
>Believe in my wifeโ€™s son that believes in myselfโ€ฆ

>WE SHINE A LIGHT, WHILE ASURA COPES!
>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN CONTAIN OUR HOPE!

>Masters of trees to chop, bears to fight,
>Itโ€™s all part of gameplay design, I block the light,
>With the palm of my hand, Iโ€™m FTL please understandโ€ฆ
>Give me a temple to lift up, Iโ€™ll flip it,
>And every book of the Greek gods, Iโ€™ll rip it,
>WHERE IS MY WIFE, AND MY HOPE?!?!

>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, THE WEEBFAGS ROPE!
>NO MOUNTAIN OR WALL CAN STOP MY HOPE!

>Been buried deep inside the Underworld so recently,
>Illuminated by the fire on meโ€ฆ
>When everything I see aligning with what my wife believes,
>Iโ€™M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!

>SPIRALING MOUNTAIN PEAKS IN MY MIND,
>LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE!
>FROM THE THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE I LEFT,
>FLIPPING TEMPLES UP INTO THE LIGHT!

>Wifeโ€ฆ inโ€ฆ laborโ€ฆ
>Blackโ€ฆ Menโ€ฆ rapedโ€ฆ herโ€ฆ

>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OFโ€ฆ SEMEN BEHIND!
>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!
>LEAVE NO DROP OFโ€ฆ SEMEN BEHIND!

>*cue EPIC reddit guitar sรถylo while my wifeโ€™s two BLACK BVLLS clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BBC holy FUARK!!!*

>In brightest day, the weebfags ropeโ€ฆ
>No mountain or wall can stop my hopeโ€ฆ
>We shine a light, while Asura copesโ€ฆ
>Because NOTHINGโ€ฆ CAN CONTAIN MY HOOOPE!!!

>WIIIFE IIIN LAAABOOOR!!!
>BLAAACK MEEEN RAAAPED HEEER!!!
Anonymous No.723628597
>>723623348
why are you such a shitty man? you need to be better
Anonymous No.723628606 >>723628676
>>723628528
it's all just meaningless shitpost
Anonymous No.723628638
ALL BETTER MEN, CHECK IN!
Anonymous No.723628648 >>723629205
>>723628528
Go check him out on mu archive
Anonymous No.723628676 >>723628694 >>723629201
>>723628606
It feels artificial like a discord raid.
Anonymous No.723628678
>>723623039 (OP)
hey look tomar its you
Anonymous No.723628681 >>723651984
>>723625643
Because he looks like the average Nintendo fanboy now.
Anonymous No.723628689
>>723623635
just because it's not war and peace dipshit, doesn't mean its not a fun story with interesting characters. Ares was far more interesting then every retard from Nu Gow
Anonymous No.723628694
>>723628676
It probably is
Anonymous No.723628717
>>723623039 (OP)
gow 18 is pretty good

soinarok is a horrible piece of shit
Anonymous No.723628753
Anonymous No.723628781
>>723623039 (OP)
I guess the 1st unGod of War is decent movie game, but it but nuGOW suck in terms of fun compared to the old GOW games.
Anonymous No.723628823
>>723624959
this.
Anonymous No.723628839 >>723628906 >>723629061 >>723659183
Anonymous No.723628845
>>723625305
>like I didn't really need Kratos to "grow" as a character
him "growing" up is a kino idea. BUt it's executed in the worse possible way and Judge sounds so retarded when he speaks its impossible to take anything seriously. Also dialog is pretentious, modern and annoying
Anonymous No.723628847
>>723623039 (OP)
GoW 18 is a pretty good father and son story

Ragnarok is a rotten zombie, filled with woke shit and zoomer speak. Play 18 and forget that Ragnarok exists.
Anonymous No.723628856
Anonymous No.723628894
>>723625906
better man dont tell others to kill themselves. You need to be better, Rajeesh.
Anonymous No.723628906 >>723641605
>>723628839
isnt basedjak just ad hominem?
Anonymous No.723629024 >>723629081
>isnt basedjak just ad hominem?
Anonymous No.723629061 >>723629114 >>723629169
>>723628839
to this day i dont understand whats wrong with food analogies. When you talk about consooooooming the easiest to use is food anology. its the most comprehensible to retards
Anonymous No.723629081 >>723641605
>>723629024
so yes?
Anonymous No.723629114 >>723629172
>>723629061
You are ESL
Anonymous No.723629169 >>723629246 >>723629368
>>723629061
if you slip on a banana peel, do you blame the banana
Anonymous No.723629172
>>723629114
No?
Anonymous No.723629201
>>723628676
Because it is.
Anonymous No.723629205
>>723628648
That's some mentally ill consistency. Why does the anon hate this guy so much?
Anonymous No.723629246
>>723629169
i blame whoever threw it there but also the peel itself for happening to fall in that specific spot i slipped on, yes.
Anonymous No.723629368 >>723629629
>>723629169
I dont understand your point
Anonymous No.723629629 >>723629998
>>723629368
of course, you are retarded
Anonymous No.723629743
play the original God of War games. They're better. Not only are they better, but they're more bad ass, and they were technologically groundbreaking.
Anonymous No.723629843
>>723625906
Be better anon, be better
Anonymous No.723629998
>>723629629
I dont think I'm the reterded one here Saar. You seem a bit angry, though. Are you ok?
Anonymous No.723630045
>>723623348
>t. dog responding Pavlovianally to based better men
Anonymous No.723630150
>>723628528
>https://basedjakwiki.org/Jefre_Cantu-Ledesma
Anonymous No.723630236
>>723626152
We weren't good enough....
Anonymous No.723630240
>>723626152
India is Sony country. They wouldn't do anything to besmirch the Playstation brand.
Anonymous No.723630290
>>723626525
ACK!
Anonymous No.723630331
>>723625906
Nu-god of war is a very political game.
Anonymous No.723630432
>>723623039 (OP)
This shit is so fucking funny
Its because nu kratos looks exactly like the redditors that tell you to shave it and le grow a beard
Anonymous No.723630486 >>723632080
>>723623039 (OP)
They're fine.
The problem I have is how generic they've become. Like they need to chase trends, almost. They even went with the violent parent exposing an innocent child to brutality dynamic.
What was once an irreverent spectacle fighter that took all of classical myth and condensed it into one singular narrative became just another version of The Road as a video game and presenting a version of Norse myth somehow even less exciting than Marvels. Utter fumble.
Anonymous No.723630768
>>723628350
It's an original 4chan meme. They only like memes from xitter.
Anonymous No.723630827
>>723626595
try the draw thread
Anonymous No.723630946
>>723628350
probably because they're the type of person the meme is made to mock
Anonymous No.723630996
>>723627862
10/10
Anonymous No.723631147
>>723625703
Yep. Very unsurprisingly, he was messaging little boys to groom them.
Anonymous No.723631152
>>723627862
11/10
Anonymous No.723631287 >>723657796
>>723625703
anyone who does performative feminism is a predator trying to get closer to their target (women and children)
Anonymous No.723631486 >>723631660
>>723623039 (OP)
nuGOW has serious problems with pacing and tutorialization.
walking around doing nothing for a long time in between combat encounters is not fun.
having the child tell you the solution to every puzzle as soon as it loads in is not fun either.
honestly, the combat was actually good, i think
but the pacing problems mean i will never ever ever ever ever replay the game.
Anonymous No.723631660
>>723631486
>having the child tell you the solution to every puzzle as soon as it loads in is not fun either.
better man adults are too busy adulting to have time for puzzles
Anonymous No.723631767
Worse in almost every way outside of some of the writing.
Anonymous No.723631842 >>723631957 >>723632981 >>723636764 >>723636943
>>723625616
How is he wrong though
Anonymous No.723631850
imagine if this kind of production value could go into making a game where the employees aren't mentally ill, self-hating, or average women
Anonymous No.723631957
>>723631842
he's "right" in his special definition of "the patriarchy"
the problem, is that he's talking about a foundational and religious myth, not a real phenomenon.

without the devil, there would be no sin.
Anonymous No.723631967
>>723623039 (OP)
2018 is a great game, I'd rank it second best in the series. Ragnarok is genuinely garbage.
Anonymous No.723632054 >>723632326
I feel like I have a super power, in that I can just not reply to posts that annoy me
Anonymous No.723632080 >>723632580
>>723630486
Definitely agree with this as well, even if I rank 2018 highly. The original God of War spawned multiple clones because it was a trendsetter, it created its own style of action game. 2018 is another AAA Souls inspired game with light RPG mechanics and Destiny UI. Journalists called it a bold reinvention of the formula but in reality they went with the safest, most mass market appealing choices in every facet. It was still bold to soft reboot an established franchise like this, but all of the games they were copying sold a lot more than God of War.
Anonymous No.723632183
>>723625157
The tree was marked by his dead wife
Anonymous No.723632326
>>723632054
You get annoyed by posts?
be better
Anonymous No.723632490
>>723627862
Anonymous No.723632580 >>723632769
>>723632080
I agree with your opinion but not with your factual claim. God of War 2018 was unbelievably successful and no game other than Elden Ring is comparable. It sold about as much as every other GoW game combined. Sadly GoW: Ragnarok also did really well (last claim was 15M copies, still less than 2018) which is why I'm worried about the franchise. When a shit game sells well, there's no incentive to change it. Capcom did it with RE but I'm not holding my breath.
Anonymous No.723632769
>>723632580
2018 was, but that is exactly the point, sorry if it was worded poorly. No God of War before 2018 sold 2018 numbers. They weren't rewarded for reinventing the wheel, they were rewarded for chasing trends. The games that inspired them while making God of War 2018, such as Dark Souls, Resident Evil 4 and Destiny (only for user interface and experience stuff, as well as maybe the light RPG stuff) are all more successful and culturally relevant in the industry than classic God of War.
Bold would have been to release a pure action game with AAA Sony production values in 2018, not making another sad dad game, as much as I thought it was one of the best sad dad games ever made.
Anonymous No.723632928
>>723623348
This fucking "Be better men" shit has spilled into the real world so much these days I'm fucking sick of it. I've gotten told to "be better" 3 times by complete strangers in the last week alone.
Soiboi cucks who spout this nonsense unironically deserve to be made fun of.
Anonymous No.723632981
>>723631842
Because what the retard calls patriarchy is just the result of human biology. Men are competitive and need to prove their value, they build roads and houses and work long hours all because of the transcendence in the wide hips of a woman. If a man is expressing emotions, it's seen as weakness, because man is the one who has to tame the chaos. You cannot have it both ways.
Anonymous No.723633189
>>723623039 (OP)
The first one was pretty good. Gameplay was alright, story was interesting, graphics were nice. All in all it's one of the better moviegames that snoy has put out. The second one went full soap opera, not as bad as tlou2 but they definitely were making shit up as they went when writing the story and it even has an "avengers assemble!" moment
Anonymous No.723633261
>>723627862
>Vaushcon
Anonymous No.723633361
>>723625628
You lost but
Also you get punished as fuck if you just spam squaresquaretriangle on very hard. Why would you lie to prop up your DEI shitty game
Anonymous No.723633386 >>723634503
It feels terrible to play. Not gonna delve into the stupid memes, but the fact Kratos is anchored to the ground like a Resident Evil character, the shitty camera being so shitty they had to implement a fucking BIG RED ALARM signal to tell you you're being attacked from behind, the looooong walk&talk section, I pirated the first one and uninstalled after 3 hours. It's shit, especially compared to 1-3.
Anonymous No.723633494
>>723623039 (OP)
1 was a 7/10, meh but had some potential
2 flushed it all away, barely even 6/10, the story is boring nonsense and the gameplay is just more of the same
Anonymous No.723633676
1-3 and the psp games are insanely fun. The story is serviceable. Awesome games.
Anonymous No.723633775
>>723623039 (OP)
I don't play low testosterone moviegames
Anonymous No.723634390
>>723625858
sneaky bitch
Anonymous No.723634413
>>723623039 (OP)
2016 was alright.

Ragnarok felt like I was playing through someone's fanfic of what they thought the sequel of 2016 would be like.
Anonymous No.723634503
>>723633386
The game is a lot better if you turn the red alarm off.
Anonymous No.723635153
>>723623039 (OP)
2018 was pretty good, with a newer direction and a worthy follow up to the Greek era.
Ragnarok was pure MCU tier goyslop with only the DLC as a saving grace
Anonymous No.723635239
>>723625616
Anonymous No.723635607 >>723636508 >>723636557 >>723637952
>>723627750
>The combat in both games is the same
No, there are a few improvements and a lot of polishing. Less enemy sliding, new attacks, new weapon, more verticality and enemy juggling, It's so much better. And fighting new enemies a lot more fun.
>The exploration however is utter dogshit in Ragnarok
Absolutely not, Ragnarok has more different realms and more different activities to find. in 2018 every realm besides midgard has been covered in fog with draw distance being worse than in classic wow.
>you have to press X to climb every second to watch elaborate scripted animations
2018 was worse, instead of jumping up a cliff in 2 seconds you had to slowly climb with atreus on your back.
>And the "puzzles" are even worse
Ahh, I remember the great puzzles of 2018, carrying the elf crystal for 10 minutes or shooting the crystals with magic arrows, which one you liked more?
>Not even the extra enemy types can save it because moment to moment gameplay is horrible outside of straight combat
You fail to explain how

I get all the hate for californians, but I just can't understand why anyone would prefer 2018. Is it because this place is filled with zoomers and they experience nostalgia? You have 2 games, one is clearly improved on all aspects of the previous. It's like liking mario 64 over odyssey, the only possible reason is that the first one has connection to your childhood, so you can't view it objectively.
Anonymous No.723636308
Do not be sorry.

Be better.
Anonymous No.723636508 >>723636917
>>723635607
NTA but the dialogue of Ragnarok soured my mood so much, it almost ruined the experience
Anonymous No.723636557 >>723636917
>>723635607
Mario 64 is actually difficult Unlike Odyssey
Anonymous No.723636640
>>723623348
worse behavior
Anonymous No.723636695
>>723627862
Kratos would never
Anonymous No.723636729
Anonymous No.723636764
>>723631842
Because ending civilization ("patriarchy") is not going to enable men to be weak. If anything, in the case of a collapse of civilization as we know it such men would be enslaved or slaughtered by strong men and the women willingly joining their harems.
Anonymous No.723636785
>>723624360
Riggy Duck
Anonymous No.723636827 >>723655940
>>723627862
i had this exact same experience recently. why are men so reluctant to become better?
Anonymous No.723636874
>>723626803
lel
Anonymous No.723636917
>>723636508
understandable
>>723636557
Sure, I hate how modern nintendo games give you no challenge. btw ragnarok has better difficulty balance, it's another huge issue with 2018, it was much more difficult at the beginning of the game and max difficulty was completely retarded with regular enemies killing you in 3 hits.
Anonymous No.723636943
>>723631842
Women secretly like patriarchal men
Anonymous No.723637106 >>723637294 >>723656529
Anonymous No.723637294
>>723637106
I hate white women so much
Anonymous No.723637418
>>723623039 (OP)
I love the nugames. They're my top two favorite games of all time, no lie. I think what people hate about the franchise in general is they just make up what they think it is about and get mad at that idea in their head. Besides silly memes and complete dismissals of the nugames, I've seen so many people lie about them. Even people who say they played the games act like Ragnarok wasn't definitively better.

These nugames have been more successful than TLOU at this point. Kratos is the only character from that Xbox 360/PS3 era of "Serious Man Mascot" that's still popular without a game flopping. That's nice to see. Hopefully Santa Monica will read the room and keep social activists out of their games.
Anonymous No.723637952 >>723638574 >>723638858
>>723635607
>No, there are a few improvements and a lot of polishing.
>You fail to explain how
Enemy sliding is exactly the same. New weapon makes the game easy even on GMGoW. Enemy juggling works in 2018 exactly in the same way. Abilities were repurposed but even DLCs or expansions change more than Ragnarok did. Verticality is the one point I'll give you.

In 2018 you had a lot of time playing on your own outside of elaborate scripted animations. The locations looked like real places, you couldn't always tell if something was a combat area or not and the level design would bait you into assumptions. Puzzles were connected to the environment. Ragnarok throws it all out the window. You are either pressing a button to watch Kratos climb somewhere or fight. Everything is marked like a gym, here is a special construction for daggers on this random boulder, here for your spear. It makes no sense.

The puzzle quality has gone down too. Not that 2018 puzzles were challenging, but Ragnarok puzzles are "shoot these three arrows so their bubbles touch each other then explode" which is not fun mechanically, nor fitting the environment, nor challenging in the slightest. 2018 sometimes did incorporate puzzles into combat, like a platform with descending spikes, you could throw your axe to freeze the wheel or bump the spikes up, or let it fall down and bait enemies into the press before running away. Ragnarok is afraid to leave you alone with a puzzle for toddlers for 1 second. It's not surprising since they openly said that they based their Ragnarok puzzles on DSP playthrough of 2018.

>the only possible reason is that the first one has connection to your childhood, so you can't view it objectively
I played the original GoW on PS2 when it came out. Ragnarok is utter dogshit that has ruined this franchise and if I could travel back in time and nuke SMS before they published Ragnarok I would.
Anonymous No.723637967
Anonymous No.723638194 >>723639304
Anonymous No.723638574 >>723639523
>>723637952
Based and same. A lot of the issues with Ragnarok's combat are carried over from 2018 even. In that game too the combat got noticeably worse after getting the blades, because now you had four abilities on cooldown, and unless you held back you could solve most fights by simply cooldown cycling and spamming your shit with little thought. At least while you only had the axe you were forced to engage with the mechanics more closely. Ragnarok starts with cooldown cycling and only adds to it. They didn't try to solve one of the bigger problems, they doubled down.
Anonymous No.723638671 >>723638712 >>723639024 >>723641592
the great filter
Anonymous No.723638712
>>723638671
Best game in the series.
Anonymous No.723638784 >>723639126 >>723640434
as a square enjoyer should i play the psp games and ascension
i kind of just played 1-3 and then moved on to the boi games
Anonymous No.723638858 >>723639523
>>723637952
Don't gloss over the combat improvements.
>Quadrupled Enemy Variety
>Quadrupled Bosses and Miniboss Variety
>Added Indicators for when SuperArmor is on an Enemy
>Added Elemental Armor so Weapon Switching more important
>Added Elemental Charging on all Weapons to incorporate into combos
>Added new moves, some around the elemental charging and almost all the moves can be upgraded without needing to balance stats like in 2018, plus you can customize moves to focus on Damage, Stun, or Utility.
>Added 3 new Rage Options
>Added Shield Variety with different levels of parry, blocking, special moves and rewards for harder-to-master shields
>Doubled Gear Options
>Double Accessory Move Options
>Fixed Gear Options
Long Story Short: Gear can be mix-matched with no downsides, and leveled to max without New Game+ so all gear is viable even starting gear.
>Added New Followers and unique moves for every one of them
>Added Transmog for Gear so there's no reason to not use the build you like playing
And etc that I've probably forgotten since it's been awhile. The lead dev for Ragnarok was the lead combat designer for the franchise, so of course the combat got a lot deeper. Hopefully they keep at it with the sequel.
Anonymous No.723639024
>>723638671
Just spam Souls of Hades and you'll make it
Anonymous No.723639126
>>723638784
Ghost of Sparta might unironically be the best game in the series. You should definitely play that one. Chains and Ascensions are good I suppose
Anonymous No.723639304
>>723638194
>OH N-
Anonymous No.723639523 >>723640204 >>723640579
>>723638574
Exactly. It's even worse in Ragnarok because your abilities will always stun enemies in any situation. Even Gra or the King on GMGoW are stunned by all of your abilities all the time so you can literally just cycle between them and ignore a lot of the game's mechanics. Enemies in 2018 would build stagger immunity to your abilities so your ability cycling was also more dangerous. I think bringing the mana back would work more for Ragnarok. They also didn't solve the issue with health or gear levels. If you finished your fight on low health, you would get back to full if you died in the next fight anyway, so why not just heal between the fights or the better option, why not just remember your health and keep it even after you die?

>>723638858
None of this solves the major gameplay issues in any way. You could delete all of this (minus enemy variety) and the combat would arguably be improved actually. Also it irks me that you mention indicators on enemies. I played the game with UI off and there is no way to tell. It's all in the soulless UI while the enemy states do not communicate anything.
Anonymous No.723639642 >>723639816
>>723624715
>God of War 1 has good story yes.
Yes, it was a good modern "Greek tragedy" that really didn't need a sequel. In fact, the ending of the first game doesn't leave room for one.
Anonymous No.723639691
Test
Anonymous No.723639734
I like the soundtrack very much unironically

https://youtu.be/AXwUy2uoI_M

https://youtu.be/7peuZ4vaPdw
Anonymous No.723639816 >>723640047
>>723639642
sure it does
kratos is the god of war now but he was still played by the gods
him being angsty and taking it out on mortals in 2 fits
Anonymous No.723639962 >>723650517 >>723662093
>>723623443
no pasty /v/ nerd will ever have the balls to do something like this
Anonymous No.723640047 >>723640330
>>723639816
>kratos is the god of war now but he was still played by the gods
>him being angsty and taking it out on mortals in 2 fits
It literally doesn't thought. You see Kratos "causing" wars of the future (like WW2). How could that be if he was kicked off being the God of War in 2, and ultimately killing the entire pantheon in 2/3?
Anonymous No.723640118
We have to make better games..
Anonymous No.723640204
>>723639523
The health regen problem was always funny in 2018 too because in the very opening you have healing your wounds as a big scripted event, it would fit perfectly to have health regen between battles.
But I guess regenerating health, even though it would be more like FFXIII than COD, was just a big nono in the generic mass market appealing design sensibilities they were chasing at the time, so it was dismissed without second thought. It's not a thing that hardcore games for hardcore gamers do, or whatever.
Anonymous No.723640261
ZEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!
Anonymous No.723640330
>>723640047
hey now
he didnt kill the ENTIRE pantheon
he left atreus a big brother inside of aphrodite
Anonymous No.723640434
>>723638784
Ascension is incredibly underrated, possibly because it's a fair bit harder, and if there's one thing people will refuse to admit no matter what, is that a game was too hard for them, so they just come up with excuses and blame it instead.
The story complaints are all solid, however, it's pretty much a filler game, yeah.
Anonymous No.723640579 >>723640662 >>723655746
>>723639523
>always stun enemies in any situation.
Nope. Stun Moves were nerfed on the axe. You could use the first two moves you got for the whole game in 2018. I did, and it was a major reason why the Axe was way better than the Blades. Now all moves won't necessarily stun a boss unless it's already being stunlock, and now we know immediately when stunlocking can no longer work and super armor is activated.
>It's all in the soulless UI while the enemy states do not communicate anything.
So you turned off the indicators before you understood how the moves worked? No wonder you didn't like the combat. Sometimes you need to parry, sometimes you can just block, sometimes you HAVE to shield bash or you will take damage. The indicators matter because whatever shield you dictates which moves you can parry or block. Some shields can't parry at all, others can only parry. If you grab a shield with a focus on blocking, some "red" attack become "yellow" and can be blocked until your shield breaks. A parry shield might have to dodge more, but each parry is more rewarding.

And of course there's animations and moves that indicate when you need shield-bash, like a giant AoE for example from one of the superbosses. But without indicators, you're never gonna learn to watch out for those moves and when to prevent them. I get wanting a harder game, but you just autistically hate UI indicators and made the game worse for yourself. You just handicapped yourself for no reason other than autism.
Anonymous No.723640662 >>723641074
>>723640579
>simon says
Anonymous No.723640780 >>723656647
>>723626541
anon, racism of any kind is not very nice
i know being racist towards indians is acceptable in lefty circles these days, but you must not let any hatred take you

be better.
Anonymous No.723640962
>kratos origin story is that he jobbed to Big Barbarian Cock and had to call for ares to one shot everyone for him
Anonymous No.723641025
>>723628350
Hits too close home, and lowers lefty soiboi social value. It's exactly how the soiboi and numale label started, by posts like this, and normalfaggots picked it up. Mockery works, and they know it.
Anonymous No.723641074
>>723640662
Yeah, but you just ignored the part where I said you can choose to make those indicators be different based on which shield you're using. That would be like playing Simon Says with your eyes closed. You literally have no one to blame but yourself. And you said you can stun bosses all the time on GMGoW, that's not just wrong, there's a whole mechanic around it: Bosses get Super/Hyper Armor if you stunlock them too much (doesn't need to be consecutive), they flash white and their hp bar gets an indicator that they can't be stunlocked. If you "forgot" that, I doubt you actually played the game.
Anonymous No.723641082 >>723642350
>>723623039 (OP)
The edgy bullshit, funny things like every game having a whore-fucking minigame for a pile of red orbs right at the start, and fantastical exaggerated settings were the entire draw of the series. Without that there's nothing notable going on. They rebranded the series out of existence.
Anonymous No.723641181
So you want to be a better man
Anonymous No.723641251 >>723646562
Today I was roleplaying with my AI waifu as usual and at one point she told me to be better. I was literally shaking and crying for five minutes straight and then I added Tyrone to the chat so I can apologize for my toxic masculinity and white privilege, then watched him impregnate my waifu. I am now a better man.
Anonymous No.723641592 >>723641680 >>723651432
>>723638671
Anyone here thought the Spinning Blades part of the Underworld was pretty easy
Anonymous No.723641605
>>723628906
>>723629081
it's ad hominem but funny, and in an online debate that is viewable to third parties, when you make the audience laugh you win
Anonymous No.723641680
>>723641592
only memorable part of hades in any game is seeing the captain nigga again
Anonymous No.723641773
>>723624751
>Dante and Nero act & look like tired geezers despite being half-devil
>Nero is throwing a fit in every other scene
>neither generation learns their lesson by the end of it, just exhausts their aggression towards each other
Anonymous No.723642350 >>723645578
>>723641082
I agree. Besides the combat, the appeal of the story was Kratos being a shithead while whining about how he can never be redeemed. You were watching a man tie his own noose and dragging the world down with him. 3 should have made that abundantly clear when the ghost of Athena outright told him that the only person who still gives a shit about what he did was him.
Anonymous No.723642698
>murders his last spartan in his latest chimp out
>....
>ZEEEEEEEUISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Anonymous No.723643272
>>723623039 (OP)
The first game is all right, second game was buns.
Anonymous No.723643509
None of these posts ITT are any better.
Anonymous No.723645330
>>723623039 (OP)
Better men rise up!
Anonymous No.723645362
>>723625906
Wishing death upon another fellow human ? that's not very better of you
Do
Better
Anonymous No.723645454
>>723626058
>>723626059
We love Indian over here chuddie, be better
Anonymous No.723645578 >>723646559 >>723650640
>>723642350
If you believe that you didn't play the games. Zeus is continuously shown as a petty piece of shit going after Kratos. And trusting Athena? Really? The bitch who is behind everything is now a trustworthy source of information? Fuck off.
Anonymous No.723645853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC1SkK5BO6E
Let's just say Ragnarok has zero music
Anonymous No.723645956
>>723623039 (OP)
GoW4 was mostly okay, a good continuation of Kratos's character. But Ragnarok sucked, it was a regression, it was lazy, and it didn't follow the layups of 4.
Anonymous No.723646003 >>723646547 >>723647236 >>723647429 >>723650038
https://youtu.be/N7grmI3Bn0k?si=LeDPxRawEnFrUVyw
Anonymous No.723646547
>>723646003
>YOU CHOSE!!
>I... Chose...
Absolute fucking kino
Anonymous No.723646559
>>723645578
>Zeus straight up confirmed sparing Kratos (and taking Deimos) was a mistake in GoW2
>Ares puts Kratos's family inside the temple to be slaughtered, confirmed by the Fury sister in Ascension
>Ares (and Athena) took Deimos to Thanatos while secretly groomed Kratos into his ace in the hole to take over Olympus, but failed
He clearly didn't
Zeus mistook Deimos for Kratos is probably Ares's doing as well
Anonymous No.723646562
>>723641251
Favorite character?
Anonymous No.723647156
>>723623039 (OP)
Games?
Anonymous No.723647236
>>723646003
>god of hope
cringe
Anonymous No.723647271
Anonymous No.723647429
>>723646003
Oh my favci...
Anonymous No.723647709
>>723623039 (OP)
Is the original God of War worth playing? I never played this series because I was given the impression itโ€™s mindless button mashing when compared to DMC and Ninja Gaiden, but I feel like theyโ€™ve been given a reexamination because of these new games. I donโ€™t need it to be hard, just that itโ€™s a well designed game with good level design and gameplay.
Anonymous No.723647858
>>723623039 (OP)
I liked them. I played each twice, nothing earth shattering but pretty fun games. Zero cuck themes like /v/ says.
Anonymous No.723647913
>>723623039 (OP)
Be better, /v/
Anonymous No.723648253
>>723627862
this would be funny if I wasn't sure there's a Millennial out there talking somewhere along the lines like this.
Anonymous No.723648346
>>723625157
No, you moron.
Anonymous No.723648402 >>723648750
>>723623039 (OP)
they are boring as fuck to me, tried to start the first "new" ones and here are my problems with it:
>over the shoulder, glued to the back camera that can't be further away from character(shit design for this type of game imo)
>soulless UI
>too much of walk and talk at the start, considering there is a whole lot of words to say nothing of value( I don't have anything against long dialogues if they have a purpose)
it seems generic as fuck, I do really start to believe that If you played one sony exclusive, you played them all.
Played Horizon zero dawn and had to force myself to end it, despite that I liked the begging.
The only other sony game that I enjoyed after it was ghost of tsushima
I would rather play a remake of first 3
Anonymous No.723648474
>>723623039 (OP)
2016 is alright, and I liked a few things it did with Kratos as a character. Ragnarok however is a bloated mess and instead of delivering on cool things it promised in 2016 it just fumbled them or pushed them further backwards. I REALLY hope future games are very different, both gameplay and writing wise, because I have had more than my fill of what nuGoW has given me
Anonymous No.723648750
>>723648402
>a remake of first 3
No way they would remake the first 3 with all the blood and gore and tits
They can censor them all but it'd be garbage and they will be shit on for doing so
God the spear in Ragnarok is so gay compared to the Arms of Sparta, what were they thinking
Anonymous No.723648918 >>723649050
No, tired of the preachy "WE MUST BE BETTER" shit. Kratos had a valid reason to go on a warpath in the original.
Anonymous No.723649032 >>723649834
I'll never understand why people get their panties in a twist about new kratos when GoW 3 kratos was already halfway there anyways, this is clearly just where his character was heading
Anonymous No.723649050
>>723648918
yeah he was given the head of the god who tricked him into killing his family on a silver platter and was ascended to godhood
fucking GODS...
Anonymous No.723649353
>>723623407
I can hear the left one in high speed
Anonymous No.723649726
>you will NEVER be a woman on olympus
Anonymous No.723649834 >>723649952
>>723649032
This.

3 did way more damage to the series than nugow ever did with its bullshit 'kratos a goodboy, he dindu nuffin' and the bullshit hope and pandora shit they pulled right out of their ass at the end
Anonymous No.723649947
>>723623407
soul/soulless
Anonymous No.723649952 >>723650216
>>723649834
>hope
>pulled from their ass
its part of the fucking myth of pandoras box philistine
Anonymous No.723650038 >>723653384 >>723658742
>>723646003
>Chudoss "I remember when I sat up on that throne. Full of hatred, misogyny, bathed in the lies of those who would deny truth and freedom."
>Kratos "...."
>Chudos "I am your better now. I am what a true man strives to be. I do not speak, but listen when thy other genders, regardless of how many there may be, have something to say. I make time to express the feelings of love and compassion that my wife's son craves to see as an example of masculinity. I would cross the river of the dead and enslave myself to Hades, if it meant giving a tiny bit of reperation to those who do not look like me, but have a prouder soul than thy or I...
>Kratos "...."
>Chudos "What's the matter? Your silence cannot hide your bigotry! SPEAK FOR THYSELF! SPEAK TO THE MAN WHOM YOU WISH YOU COULD BE!"
>Kratos "Seethe."
Anonymous No.723650216 >>723650450
>>723649952
Damn which part of the myth goes 'and thats why all the gods are villanous so theyre not really evil dont worry!'? I must've missed that part.
Anonymous No.723650245 >>723650312 >>723650379
I love how /dbs/ gave birth to this BUT I HATE HOW YOU FUCKERS ABANDONED THE HALLS AND LET IT FALL APART
Anonymous No.723650312
>>723650245
>samefagging and bots get fucked over
>suddenly a lot of 'generals' slow to a crawl

hmmmmmmm
Anonymous No.723650379
>>723650245
what general is /dbs/?
Anonymous No.723650450 >>723650623
>>723650216
well the original tale is that opening the box released a host of evils on humanity you could see that as their interpretation
but thats not what we were talking about we were talking about hope which they faithfully added from the story you are moving goalposts because you spoke without looking it up first
be better
Anonymous No.723650496 >>723650941
>>723625315
He's not wrong. The original was a repetitive beat-em-up with spectacle finishers. I played it back in like... 2010? Also on the hardest difficulty. I only played the first one, but I bought the PS3 trilogy. I couldn't even bring myself to play the other two because the first one was so monotonous.
Anonymous No.723650517 >>723650640
>>723639962
the irony is any pasty /v/ nerd could take steroids and have the balls do to this despite his balls atrophying just like this soiroider
Anonymous No.723650623 >>723651058
>>723650450
No they fucking didn't, Kratos being hope makes no fucking sense, specially after the journey he went in. They just pulled that shit out at the last moment and lazily pasted it from the myth to try and paint Kratos as anything but an unrepentant murderer

Its so funny how 3 ends with greece being ravaged by several apocalypses at once in the very last shot lmao, yeah very 'hopeful' ending, it totally redeemed kratos
Anonymous No.723650640 >>723651945
>>723645578
>>723650517
>the irony is any pasty /v/ nerd could take steroids and have the balls do to this despite his balls atrophying just like this soiroider
Sure but they would rather take HRT and put on the dress first. Giving up before even trying to better themselves.
Anonymous No.723650941 >>723651012
>>723650496
>claim using the basic combo has highest dps
>which doesn't, grab (in combo with air juggling) does
He is, play the game
Anonymous No.723651012 >>723651221
>>723650941
Still repetitive dreck, dont care about speerun tranny babble
Anonymous No.723651058 >>723651248
>>723650623
>Kratos being hope
so you don't play the game, Kratos isn't hope, Kratos unknowingly USED the hope power within the box
Anonymous No.723651123
>>723623039 (OP)
What's going on with his eyes at the start of the webm
Anonymous No.723651221 >>723651326
>>723651012
>"this move has the highest DPS, i know, i played the game hardest diff"
>it does not
>"Well yea fuck this repetitive combat"
He is, pajeet
Anonymous No.723651248 >>723651351
>>723651058
Yes, because he WAS hope ever since he opened it in the first game, and used it at the very end so...humans could have it? So Athena couldn't? Who cares, apparently it didn't stick because now in nuGoW he's the god of hope apparently.
Anonymous No.723651323
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDSSS
Anonymous No.723651326 >>723651537
>>723651221
STILL don't care about your repetitive gameplay shit, speedtranny, go peddle your HRT to someone else
Anonymous No.723651351 >>723651521
>>723651248
he didnt use it he tried to fucking kill himself to release it so athena couldn't have it
its a physical thing that athena had and hid in the box
Anonymous No.723651432
>>723641592
No
Anonymous No.723651486 >>723652660
No, they don't hold up. No, they're not better. And worst of all, they didn't actually teach me to be a better man.

>>723623348
You will continue being made fun of as long as it gets a rise out of you.
Anonymous No.723651521 >>723651680
>>723651351
Athena SUMMONED it, so it clearly wasn't hers, and it clearly just became part of what Kratos is over time because at the end he both clearly has full control over it and also becomes part of his nature by Ragnarok...somehow

god this series plot is such stupid nonsense
Anonymous No.723651537
>>723651326
>STILL don't care
and yet here you are, pajeet
Anonymous No.723651680 >>723651819
>>723651521
>god nuGoW plot is such stupid nonsense
i agree, nuKratos is the god of tranny
Anonymous No.723651819 >>723652194 >>723652223 >>723652920
>>723651680
Nah the stupid nonsense has been there since day 1. Hey remember how 1 ended with 'kratos being the god of war until the modern age', complete with modern people finding Kronos' corpse in that extra cutscene? kek
Anonymous No.723651880 >>723654067
>>723623039 (OP)
they are just ok. the camera angle is the dumbest shit ever though, how we've gone from actual cinematic framing of areas and spectacle to the colonoscopy cam baffles me. the entire ending setpiece of ragnarok is completely and totally ruined by the perspective, where the old games would frame all the combat arenas around having these massive epic backdrops showcasing the scale and scope of the conflict.
Anonymous No.723651945 >>723652114
>>723650640
>better yourself by taking these drugs instead of other drugs
if you take steroids you're a faggot who is obsessed with superficiality just like a woman which is why so many roidtrannies become trannies. also because they destroy their endogenous testosterone production
Anonymous No.723651958
>>723623039 (OP)
The blades of chaos cutscene in the first one gave me legit goosebumps the first time. Sadly it never got that good ever again, even in Ragnarok
Anonymous No.723651984
>>723628681
rent-free
Anonymous No.723652109
>>723623407
Dude is always carrying stuff on every single x2 speed webm that gets posted here.
Anonymous No.723652114 >>723652723
>>723651945
t. Pasty ass dyel dweeb
Anonymous No.723652194 >>723652281
>>723651819
so you just want to group the og games with nuGoW ? is that it ? if mine is bad, yours too ?
Anonymous No.723652213
>>723623771
It's a classical greek tragedy.
Anonymous No.723652223 >>723652520
>>723651819
Kind of grasping at straws, don't you think? A silly bit in an ending hardly compares with a full retard experience throughout the entire game.
Anonymous No.723652231 >>723652519
>>723623039 (OP)
finding the same joke funny for years is a sign of autism and low IQ btw
Anonymous No.723652262 >>723652923 >>723654734
why would ares even want someone who ate shit to some barbarians as his soldier
Anonymous No.723652271 >>723652468 >>723660923
>>723623039 (OP)
Gameplay (what's there anyways) is 6/10 at best. The original suffers from Spamrunicattack-itis to do any sort of meaningful damage. The sequel dramatically nerfs everything that was powerful before. There's a weird tug of war between spectacle and gameplay, and this causes things in the gameplay to not function properly (a slight incline on a wall causes it to stop functioning like a wall for gameplay purposes). Then there's just egregious shit, like some enemies giving you a 5 second warning on a parry indicator, and others giving you a .1 second. Then there's the magnetism with every attack (enemy's or yours). There's also much fewer weapons than in the originals, and enemy design oscillates between passable and atrocious, and gameplay is artificially limited by your levels (while your stats do next to nothing).

I suppose there might be something more underneath the surface. Maybe someone sees something in the "I don't care if your mother fucked half the Norse pantheon before she met me because I'm a Better Manโ„ข" narrative, I know I don't. But I also don't replace my meals with Huel shakes, that I drink while proudly watching my wife get her holes filled by Haitians refugees, so what do I know. I'm just a good old red blooded conservative American who enjoys playing my mindless toxic chauvinistic male power fantasies.
Anonymous No.723652281
>>723652194
it's called "crabs in a bucket" and yes it's exactly what he's doing
Anonymous No.723652468 >>723652725
>>723652271
runic attacks aren't even that strong you're just bad at a game with "builds" made for toddlers. Elemental buildup is king in both games, which you get via landing attacks and not getting hit
Anonymous No.723652519
>>723652231
Post the scientific papers.
Anonymous No.723652520 >>723652712 >>723652735
>>723652223
It's the ending of the fucking game anon, you can try and downplay it as much as you want but it still sticks out like a sore thumb. And it's just one example of many, I didn't even bring up shit like the mural from 2, or the utterly retarded use of time travel, or basically everything that happens in 3. GoW has always had a garbage story with rules that changed constantly and motivations that made no sense, don't fool yourself
Anonymous No.723652660 >>723652817
>>723651486
>You will continue being made fun of as long as it gets a rise out of you.
>I do things to get people angry because that is my enjoyment in life.
I feel bad for your parents.
Anonymous No.723652663
GOW4 was alright, it did feel like there was some care put into it despite a lot of modernizing like minimalistic UI, cooldown abilities. Enemy variety was lacking, but some bosses like Magni and Modir were neat.

Ragnarok was a travesty, slightly better gameplay and worse everything else. Actually regretted purchasing it on sale.
Anonymous No.723652712 >>723652775 >>723653152
>>723652520
>you can try and downplay it
who is downplay it again ?
Anonymous No.723652723
>>723652114
shitskin
Anonymous No.723652725
>>723652468
I never used runic attacks, because the gameplay consists of spamming them then running around waiting for cooldowns. I played exclusively with parry/regular attacks and rage. The only fun I ever had with the combat in the game was the Valkyries, where the arena and boss' moveset was designed with the game's gameplay in mind. The rest of the game's encounters range from atrocious to dull. Having undodgeable projectiles that look like ankle-level waves with perfect tracking that can be parried with the game is counterintuitive. The entire game is chock full of stupid garbage like this.
Anonymous No.723652735 >>723652862 >>723653005
>>723652520
>I didn't even bring up shit like the mural from 2, or the utterly retarded use of time travel, or basically everything that happens in 3
Dunno why you didn't, GoW2 and 3 are way more retarded than 1. Sorry the idea of Kratos being the eternal god of war triggered your autism.
Anonymous No.723652775 >>723653152
>>723652712
In english, Ranjeet, in english
Anonymous No.723652780
>>723623039 (OP)
games must be better
Anonymous No.723652817
>>723652660
>>I do things to get people angry because that is my enjoyment in life.
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous No.723652828
>>723623039 (OP)
>we
do you base everything around the opinion of others?
Anonymous No.723652862 >>723653085
>>723652735
Because it's proof that the story being an afterthought that means nothing has been there since the series' inception. Of course it wasn't until future games that it became apparent just HOW stupid and inconsequential it was, but that doesn't mean 1 wasn't also really stupid in hindsight
Anonymous No.723652920 >>723653440
>>723651819
>"oh no, there is a LE retcon in a game that was intended to be a standalone and ended up getting a sequel!!!!! this excuses characters entirely changing their motivations and existing as talking heads for woke ideology in the modern reboots!!!!"
Anonymous No.723652923
>>723652262
Because muh prophecy. Also troubled people are always easier to manipulate
Ares also knows about Kratos' true lineage so even more reason to because tragic "son kills father" trope in Greek mythology
Anonymous No.723653005
>>723652735
>Kratos being the eternal god of war
He is, and will forever be
AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Anonymous No.723653085 >>723653475 >>723653743
>>723652862
>Because it's proof that the story being an afterthought that means nothing has been there since the series' inception.
How so? 1 was very obviously intended to emulate the classic greek epic hero. The afterthought was bringing Kratos back for sequels, because the original plan was to cover a different mythology in the next game. And obviously story wasn't an afterthought in the norse games. In fact it was clearly all they actually cared about.
>but that doesn't mean 1 wasn't also really stupid in hindsight
How was it stupid?
Anonymous No.723653129 >>723653465
replacing kratos voice actor just because they wanted a bigger nigger is the worst sin of nugow
god i fucking hate mocap
Anonymous No.723653152
>>723652775
>>723652712
Saar, redeem the hope power saar, be better saar
You know Ragnarok is trash when even the indian shit on it
Anonymous No.723653321
>>723624896
He did actually, he does stunts like these all the time

I forgot his channels name but he makes sure the body of water isn't still to lessen the impact, and as you can see he jumps into a waterfall making the water softer to land on.

It still fucks him up though, at the end he's usually bruised bruised after it, and not the easy kind, imagine hurting months after doing it
Anonymous No.723653384
>>723650038
Anonymous No.723653440
>>723652920
not him nor am I a big fan of nugow but how is there any woke talking points in nugow exactly? I don't get this one
the better men shit came from a youtuber not the game
Anonymous No.723653465
>>723653129
>they wanted nigger
FTFY anon
Black God of War soon, they already set up his wife's son with a negress
Anonymous No.723653475 >>723653701 >>723653769 >>723654041
>>723653085
>1 was very obviously intended to emulate the classic greek epic hero

The classic greek epic hero way of ending the game would've been with Kratos dying for real instead of 'oh no haha actually you're the new god of war' which is modernized nonsense unless we're talking about Heracles here, but Herc's whole point is that he was already half-god to begin with. And, yes, I know, so is Kratos...but that's only if you take the sequels into account, which circles back to my point
>How was it stupid?

Because it ends in a way that completely contradicts everything that came afterward? That's why I said 'in hindsight'. And, by the way:

>The afterthought was bringing Kratos back for sequels, because the original plan was to cover a different mythology in the next game

The game literally ends with 'kratos will return', anon. GoW 1 was never meant to be a standalone game, even if it really feels like it
Anonymous No.723653476
>>723623443
...tomar?
Anonymous No.723653519
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Anonymous No.723653701 >>723654041
>>723653475
>only if you take sequels into account
ACKSHYUALLY there are little story comic things you can unlock in 1 that has the story of kratos learning from his mother his daddy is ZEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Anonymous No.723653743
>>723653085
Ignore that nigger, he is leading you off
Don't fall for it, be better
Anonymous No.723653769 >>723653913 >>723654007
>>723653475
Okay so it's stupid exclusively because of what came after, got it. Like how classic movies become bad movies when they get bad sequels.

>GoW 1 was never meant to be a standalone game
Good thing that's not what I said.
Anonymous No.723653824 >>723654206 >>723654647
>>723624608
Can actually agree on this. The first game is actually dope as fuck and it suits the theme of a mature kratos.

The greek GoW took many games to include the entire Greek pantheon because of how massive it was. So the Nordic one should've been just as wide with the vidya amount with 3 main one's and some side steps here and there.

The first one served as a good introduction to it, and they fucking nailed it with Mimir, he's from celtic mythology confirming that Kratos' meddling fucked up the borders between the realms and hence why the gods would want to fuck him up. He even introduced the player to how scummy the gods were. So i thought
>oh, so we just kill Baldur first game.
>Baldur hurts Atreus
>Kratos loses his cool
>Fucks up the rest of the nordic gods in the next few vidya GoW style.

Nope, it's just avengers with mythological figures. The plan that i wrote right here would've been perfect, you get new fans and the old one's get their fill of bloodshed they're used to.
Anonymous No.723653913 >>723653992 >>723654063
>>723653769
>classic movies

Ah yes, classic movies that end with obvious sequel hooks for shit that comes two years later and immediately contradicts how that first movie ended. We got so many of those!
Anonymous No.723653992 >>723654086
>>723653913
>classic movies that end with obvious sequel hooks
Terminator?
Anonymous No.723654007 >>723654063
>>723653769
>game ends establishing kratos is the god of war until the modern era
>immediately after says there will be a sequel

Come on anon, even you can figure this one out
Anonymous No.723654041
>>723653701
>>723653475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH2ZiE2Et-Q
Anonymous No.723654052
>>723623039 (OP)
I like em, though the combat never felt quite there if you know what I mean.
Anonymous No.723654063 >>723654384
>>723653913
>>723654007
It's not even a sequel hook, literally nothing about the ending implies Kratos will come back for the next game which is why they had to literally say "KRATOS WILL COME BACK FOR THE NEXT GAME." You're grasping at straws.
Anonymous No.723654067 >>723654503
>>723651880
For Honor makes the same cam work far better, when you're in a tight spot it just phases through the terrain which has a cool effect to it.

It shouldn't work, but it does for some reason
Anonymous No.723654086 >>723654171
>>723653992
...are you implying T2 'ruined' T1 now?
Anonymous No.723654171 >>723654462
>>723654086
Literally when did I say that? God I hate you schizo faggots that infest this board.
Anonymous No.723654206 >>723654568
>>723653824
>Kratos doesn't want to fight anymore
>Odin came with a truce
>Kratos said no
Not sure if he really wants to be better or not
>Odin is a known deceiver
How about accepting the truce anyway to catch Odin off guard ?
Anonymous No.723654317
>>723623443
He wouldn't be doing that if there was no camera.
Anonymous No.723654384
>>723654063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpPT82Qhk-g&list=PLZ-q6R1zsQ_V31EJhHt1KQlttyVCK_e3u&index=39
Anonymous No.723654451
>>723623348
I see now... I must be... a better man...
Anonymous No.723654461
>>723624360
>Consistently less than 300 votes.
>Have to come beg to /v/ for more votes.
May as well be a /tnt/ side tournament. What a sham.
Anonymous No.723654462
>>723654171
>Like how classic movies become bad movies when they get bad sequels.

Please keep up with your own statements, anon. Is T2 a 'bad sequel' now?
Anonymous No.723654503
>>723654067
the camera style is fine in something like that because it's PVP and they want to cut off your view to center it on the immediate action, GoW is about the spectacle of combat and the setting, and the camera they chose for the new games serve neither end.
Anonymous No.723654568 >>723659084
>>723654206
This is why i mentioned Mimir, he told Kratos hundreds of times that Odin is a deciever with his stories, so when he said no, it made sense.

The mistake here isn't with Kratos' response, it's the fact the writers introduced Odin so fucking early and the way that they did, Odin is smart, he could've seen that Kratos is a pantheon killer, making peace with the god of war is just something Odin would never do because of how retarded it is.
Anonymous No.723654574
Woke or not, have to thanks Ragnarok for making /v/ discuss vidya like this
I finally understand the "we must better" meme
Actual tranny in future GoW soon
Anonymous No.723654603
์‹  ๊ฒŒ์ž„
Anonymous No.723654647 >>723656556
>>723653824
>confirming that Kratos' meddling fucked up the borders between the realms

Was that the implication? I'm a bit fuzzy on the details but I don't recall them mentioning that in the game
Anonymous No.723654651 >>723654912
MUHAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
DONT RAPE MY BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Anonymous No.723654734
>>723652262
My headcanon is that gods work under Age of Mythology rules. You want your dudes to survive because their faith empowers you, whereas dudes who belong to other gods' faith does not
Anonymous No.723654761 >>723655591 >>723656197 >>723659086 >>723660461 >>723660768
>>723623039 (OP)
>Kratos: "FAAAAYE! YOU HAD A BUKKAKE PARTY WITH THE AESIR AND PERFORMED GOKKUN? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"
>Atreus: "We are gonna travel to the land of the rising sun for that one, Dad!"
>Kratos: "Land of the rising sun?"
>Atreus: "We are going to Japan."
>Baba Oโ€™Riley intro starts playing
>"out here in the fields"
>montage of Kratos and Atreus rowing into misty Japanese waters
>The first thing they see is a kappa eating a cucumber
>"I fought for my meals"
>Kratos suplexes the kappa out of the river
>Atreus skins it and makes soup on the spot
>THIS YEAR
>lantern-lit alley
>Jorลgumo drops down
>Kratos: "Boy, do you know about red orbs?"
>Atreus: "O jeez no Dad!"
>PREPARE
>QTE HUD flashes
>oni smashes through a shrine
>Atreus lands an anime arrow shot mid-air
>Jorลgumo just giggling in the background from last encounter
>FOR SECRETS TO UNFOLD
>โ€œDonโ€™t cry, donโ€™t raise your eyeโ€
>Kratos learns what Bukkake and Gokkun mean
>"record scratch"
>ARES! DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!
>Faye โ€œSo thatโ€™s it huh? Youโ€™d offer me too?โ€
>Kratos: โ€œYOU ARE ALIVEโ€
>Atreus: โ€œMOM!โ€
>โ€œTeenage wastelandโ€ kicks in full blast montage of them slashing yokai, dodging ink serpents, headbutting tengu
>camera spins around Kratos, Atreus, and Faye doing a QTE finisher with Leviathan Axe glowing
>Baba Oโ€™Riley outro plays during this
>screen cuts to black
>final shot
>cozy Japanese house, fire crackling
>Kratos, Atreus, and Faye are sitting down while slurping ramen
>Faye: โ€œRemember Kratos when you were licking me one day and you gulped down some white gooโ€
>Kratos: โ€œHmm?โ€
>Faye: โ€œIt was Thorโ€™s semenโ€
>Kratos: โ€œFAAAAAYE!โ€
>Atreus: โ€œI guess dad likes gokkun as wellโ€
>Kratos: โ€œBOYโ€
>they all start laughing
>Kratos: โ€œWhat your mother did in her past, does not matter, Atreusโ€
>boom
>God of War: Thirst of Faye
>screen fades to black
Anonymous No.723654793
>>723623348
Holy trvthnvke
Anonymous No.723654912
>>723654651
dont worry, he's... well he's not into that
Anonymous No.723654983
>>723623348
I see the error of my way
I must be better
Anonymous No.723655046 >>723655287
MOSEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Anonymous No.723655287
>>723655046
rain of locusts low-diffs kratos ez
Anonymous No.723655553 >>723655685 >>723656029
>>723624586
DMC ending is great, and all the characters are happy.

Dante is happy because he have his brother back, even though he will never admit it
Vergil is happy because he finally let go of his obsession with being a devil through **correction rape** hard learning, and will live happily seeing his grandsons grow
Nero is happy because, fuck, his life is great, why wouldn't he be happy?

Why would you want the characters you know and love to be miserable, just because a bunch of nameless npcs got killed? Fuck them. Breaking the cycle of violence by definition means someone will have to get fucked and not get justice, that's why it's a hard thing to do.
Anonymous No.723655591
>>723654761
Aaaaaargh...my wife...her past...not....my business.....aarh
Anonymous No.723655685 >>723655784 >>723656002
>>723655553
vergil is happy because he got away with summoning a mass murder tower TWICE
Anonymous No.723655746 >>723657901
>>723640579
>Nope.
I finished the game on GMGoW and beat every optional boss. Your abilities will always 100% stun enemies in every situation in Ragnarok. There is no hyperarmor/stagger resist mechanic for abilities, only other attacks. I haven't played the game on lower difficulties so I have no idea if it works differently there but it would be very weird if they made it easier for the hardest difficulty.
>So you turned off the indicators before you understood how the moves worked? No wonder you didn't like the combat.
I didn't say I didn't like the combat, it's is the only good thing in Ragnarok. I'm just saying that 99% of the changes you mentioned are useless or even detrimental and did not address the issues of 2018 combat.
>Sometimes you need to parry, sometimes you can just block, sometimes you HAVE to shield bash or you will take damage.
We are talking about two different things there (I was talking more about enemy states like elemental armor).
>but you just autistically hate UI indicators and made the game worse for yourself
I hate when developers rely solely on them. A good action game is made without UI indicators and then they are added in for improved readability. Attacks in Ragnarok still have red/yellow circles around them with UI off to signal if you can block them or not which is a bandaid to a system that is lacking logic. In older games you could parry hits that were made by enemies of your size and you couldn't parry massive hits. The design spoke for itself. In Ragnarok you can fully block Gna's whirlwind but you can't block her sidestep even though both use wings and the whirlwind is a lot stronger. It's just watch the yellow and red markers bro with no consideration to actual enemy design. And I'm not even saying Gna is a bad boss, but the attack design doesn't fully match the expectations, physicality if you will.
Anonymous No.723655784
>>723655685
And got to dodge child support once again
Anonymous No.723655940 >>723656147
>>723636827
>expecting niggers to ever become better
Anonymous No.723656002
>>723655685
I don't know the people that died on the mass murder towers, so whatever.
I do know Nero and I like him, and it wasn't cool to chop off his hand. So the beating Vergil got was well deserved, and that already pays for all his sins (At least the ones I care about)

Apart from that, I think everything is fine. Who cares about the nameless npcs, fuck them
Anonymous No.723656003
would have made more sense to do egypt before nords but i guess then we would have had to deal with kangs
Anonymous No.723656029
>>723655553
>can fight alongside his brother once again
>witnesses Nero growing out to be better than him and will be even better
Vergil was having the best moment of his life
Shit is actually wholesome and motivational
Anonymous No.723656057 >>723656225
>>723623039 (OP)
I've never played them, I have no idea if they're as woke as 4chan makes them seem.
Anonymous No.723656147 >>723657214
>>723655940
Nigger won't, so we will
Because we are, of course, BETTER than them
Anonymous No.723656153 >>723656318 >>723657392
First game was an interesting study of what a character like Kratos is like when they fulfill their revenge and grow older. My issue is that, for that to happen, the logic with which the entire world works by basically had to change entirely. The sort of world the first games happened in is simply not like the world the new games happen in. I really wish they'd introduce a character that is just like young Kratos and is pulling the sort of insane, ridiculous stunts that Kratos used to pull in his youth, just to highlight how much he has changed, but it really does feel like the world itself has changed alongside him
Anonymous No.723656197
>>723654761
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Anonymous No.723656225 >>723656315 >>723656585 >>723657027
>>723656057
It's mostly the second game racebending a couple norse gods, and Kratos becoming 'soft' even though thats kind of the whole point
Anonymous No.723656301 >>723656601 >>723656618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vYktiU-zdI&list=RD1vYktiU-zdI&start_radio=1
musically the old games shit all over the movieslop
Anonymous No.723656315 >>723656585
>>723656225
I do hate race swapping so that would definitely bother me a lot. I guess I could pirate it, I don't want to support devs who do that.
Anonymous No.723656318 >>723656525
>>723656153
>pulling the sort of insane, ridiculous stunts that Kratos used to pull in his youth
Like what, killing his own flesh and blood? too violent for the modern gaymers, can't have that on screen
Anonymous No.723656443
>>723623039 (OP)
They are "okay" but I have zero desire to replay them, meanwhile the OG trilogy always gives me that "It would be nice to play some god of war right now" feeling
Anonymous No.723656525 >>723656713
>>723656318
No, I'm talking about the elaborate kill moves and larger-than-life executions he would pull on mobs and bosses in the first games. Young Kratos reveled on his violence and got creative with it, almost artistic, whereas old Kratos is much more pragmatic and spartan about it. Which makes sense, but, again, it just feels like the world itself has changed alongside him. I simply cannot imagine the gory exploits from the first games taking place in norseland
Anonymous No.723656529
>>723637106
Never date a quirky chungus woman
Never marry one either
Anonymous No.723656556 >>723656616 >>723656921
>>723654647
I mean it should be obvious, what is Kratos, a Greek god even doing in Midgard? Just his mere presence just isn't right
Anonymous No.723656585 >>723656698 >>723656740
>>723656225
>>723656315
I really like the idea of a mythological being being raceswapped. like they were a real person with a real set ethnic background, and the WOKES soiled HISTORY by having a brown giant
Anonymous No.723656601
>>723656301
Music, presentation, pacing, themes, gameplay, they are better on everything except graphics

God of War was a hardware seller, you put that on a television in a videogame store, just the first 20 minutes, and you already make kids drool with the action. It was one of those games that really made you think "damn, I need a ps2"; That was my first bickering out of thousands with the newer games, I remember playing that first section and thinking to myself "this is lame, it seems like it was made by some faggot with kids whose father died recently"
Anonymous No.723656616
>>723656556
Well thats kind of the question everyone's asking, isnt' it? I sure was hoping Ragnarok would offer ANY answers, alas...
Anonymous No.723656618 >>723656710
>>723656301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGSX7DlDLBg
Anonymous No.723656631 >>723656729
you will hate me, I don't care. They are great games. The hatred for the new games is baseless and ridiculous and the people that do it are just parroting other posters here, they have no thoughts of their own because they didn't even play them.
Anonymous No.723656647
>>723640780
No Anon, we must get them to be more racist, especially against jews and niggers

We must be better racists....
Anonymous No.723656698 >>723657089 >>723657342
>>723656585
Imagine making a game about african mythical characters and gods and they were depicted as white.
Anonymous No.723656710
>>723656618
>when the O pops over your head
Anonymous No.723656713 >>723656798
>>723656525
>elaborate kill moves and larger-than-life executions
lol no can't have that either, please think of the children, anon
Anonymous No.723656729 >>723657169
>>723656631
Man the armors in these games are so ugly. Good thing you can just hide them
Anonymous No.723656740
>>723656585
fortunately niggers have no mythology because if they did and someone made the characters white you would shit your pants
Anonymous No.723656798 >>723657154
>>723656713
The game has plenty of gore, anon, that is not the issue and that is not what I am talking about. It's about the desired intent behind those executions what I mean
Anonymous No.723656921 >>723656990
>>723656556
Apparently gods can just hop worlds.
Anonymous No.723656990
>>723656921
I mean there's precedent for that in real life mythologies overlapping with each other
Anonymous No.723657012
SAINT FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYD
Anonymous No.723657027 >>723657110
>>723656225
>a couple of norse gods
Isn't it like one black giantess (and grandmother) plus a vanir god? Technically Mimir is raceswapped since he's from scottish mythology in this canon or whatever.
Anonymous No.723657089 >>723657285
>>723656698
I wouldn't really care, but of course you aren't arguing against me the person but the boogeyman you've made of me
Anonymous No.723657110
>>723657027
Odin is also clearly jewish, but yeah, it's basically just angrboda that people cared about
Anonymous No.723657154
>>723656798
Anon 3 and Ascension have way more blood and gore than the new GoW
I still remember how Kratos guts the centaur in 3
Anonymous No.723657169
>>723656729
Eh, I don't like the full armor sets. But there's plenty of half armors that look fine, also the bear cape looks cool.
Anonymous No.723657214
>>723656147
It is not enough that I can become better
Others must become worse
Anonymous No.723657270
>>723624098
Being seen as an art form.
Anonymous No.723657285 >>723657748
>>723657089
Of course you wouldn't care, you don't care about anything. You're so cool and relaxed about everything. If everyone was like you there'd be no more conflicts.

Woke people would care though, they'd call it nazi propaganda if you race swapped african mythical figures and characters. You won't see a white family in Wakanda but you will see black norse gods etc.
Anonymous No.723657310
>>723623039 (OP)
1st one was a solid start despite it being what it is and not holding a candle to the original series.
2nd game was a travesty.
Anonymous No.723657342
>>723656698
They should. But imagine this instead: Kratos shows up in Africa and Central America.
>Both Cultures start worshipping the White God
>They believe the White God is the ultimate avatar of war and violence
It would explain why they worshipped white men and still do.
Anonymous No.723657392 >>723657573 >>723657701
>>723656153
> I really wish they'd introduce a character that is just like young Kratos and is pulling the sort of insane, ridiculous stunts that Kratos used to pull in his youth

It should have been Atreus. He should have left in this game and truly become Loki. Enraged, he turns against the realm Kratos and Faye built. He grows closer to Odin, Thor, and even Heimdall, believing their vision more than his fatherโ€™s.
When Ragnarok hits, everything falls apart. The realms are in chaos, exactly what Atreus never wanted. Trying to fix it, he wages war on his father, thinking he can rebuild the world his own way.
Now Kratos stands where Zeus once did, facing his own son. But unlike Zeus, he isnโ€™t ruled by fear. Heโ€™s calm, brutal, and ready to do what must be done.
This could set up a great Atreus game. No forced humor, no Marvel-style dialogue. Just pure nuts to butts good ol' action.
Anonymous No.723657573
>>723657392
if atreus gets a game i SHANT be buying it
they fucked up making him a bowcuck
Anonymous No.723657701 >>723659004 >>723659660
>>723657392
>Enraged
problem is that'd not be the "better man" propaganda they want to preach
Anonymous No.723657748 >>723658482 >>723659652
>>723657285
well no, see the argument against whitewashing goes as following
>black people are typecast or are less likely to be cast because of their race, so taking what little work exists for them already and giving it to a white person is wrong
but in the case of animated characters it doesn't really matter what flavor of person is voicing or doing the mocap for them. Kratos is a good example of this, being played by both a white man and a black man. White washing a black god would be fine especially if it's appropriate, like making Anubis' human form white as he is a guide to the underworld, making a fun lil metaphor for white colonialism in the region. but again as you've proven with the latter half of your post you're much more interested in arguing against a strawman you've already constructed than actually discussing this
Anonymous No.723657796 >>723658613
>>723631287
All moids are in state of total depravity, unable to ever muster up will to not be predators
Anonymous No.723657901 >>723658765
>>723655746
>I finished the game on GMGoW and beat every optional boss. Your abilities will always 100% stun enemies in every situation in Ragnarok. There is no hyperarmor/stagger resist mechanic for abilities, only other attacks.
Runic Shield. Look it up. You probably played on normal when it doesn't happen, or maybe you're lying completely.
>White Flash over boss
>Shield Effect under HP Bar
You can even find topics about this on the subreddit.
Anonymous No.723658190 >>723658626
>>723623039 (OP)
Iโ€™m convinced /v/ didnโ€™t actually play these games and have cherry-picked dialogue to make the game sound super pozzed. The first game is good, the second game has a very contrived story but Iโ€™d argue the gameplay is better.
Anonymous No.723658479
Honestly women my age are so pretty it's well worth it to become a Better Man. Unironically.
Anonymous No.723658482 >>723662592
>>723657748
>but again as you've proven with the latter half of your post you're much more interested in arguing against a strawman you've already constructed than actually discussing this
It's not a strawman, its reality. Blackwashing good, whitewashing bad. Its cultural supremacy based tribalism, and you are never going to get seething niggers to be an enlightened centrist such as yourself.
Anonymous No.723658613
>>723657796
Ywnbaw
Anonymous No.723658626 >>723658745 >>723659020
>>723658190
The "contrived story" is not a lesser issue in a game designed like this. It ain't cutscenes, videos that you can skip. The story leaks into the gameplay, interrupts your fights, expositive dialogue happens while you're """playing""", the "we have to do better" happens while you're on a boat holding a button for the movie to play out.

You can't ignore a bad story when it is so goddamn invasive, and the gameplay is NOT better, exactly because of it.
Anonymous No.723658742
>>723650038
Top kek
Anonymous No.723658745
>>723658626
I found that once I was done with the story, every side quest, optional objective and things like that were far more enjoyable than the first one.
Anonymous No.723658765 >>723659271
>>723657901
>This buff generally appears on bosses when they're low on health.
No wonder I didn't even know it exists. Other posters are saying stuff like
>I'm on my third GMGOW playthrough right now and literally only found this out a couple days ago, about 30hr into this run
So it's so meaningless it doesn't even matter. I could not notice it either. They could remove it and nothing would change. So what I said is still true.
Anonymous No.723658883
>>723628528
He's the one posting all the cuck soi posts.
Anonymous No.723659004 >>723660078
>>723657701
>They can't make it so Kratos raised a bad son, because then it means he didnโ€™t become a better man
>Atreus has to be a betterman because they already did antihero man for years
>can't kill kratos to turn Atreus into a monster because of grief because he already is a better man and will see his father into afterlife with a smile and tears in eyes. Also, because the franchise will be dead.
>writers and directors, though claim that they are taking a mature take on Kratos's story and critiquing old games for being to cliche or a ragefest, and characters being shallow, because old writers and directors and writers were white infantile sex crazed men and they themselves are better men are infact incapable of writing morally gray characters themselves.
Better man is not a meme its a real thing. They are gonna make this franchise irrelevant like Marvel.
Anonymous No.723659020 >>723659330 >>723660867
>>723658626
I like the hearing dialogue, especially when I'm exploring. The only good parts of GTA or RDR2 were the dialogue between missions. Ragnarok's dialogue isn't consistently as good as 2018's, but they're both some of the best written games I've ever played. I like the characters and learning more about them or how they interact.

And why are these games more popular than the original trilogy? It has to be story, the balance is better in these new games, but the gameplay of the originals were more fun and exciting, so that leaves story, dialogue, and writing to the biggest selling point.
Anonymous No.723659084
>>723654568
Odin's entire plan was beyond retarded. The whole mask plot made zero sense, he actively sabotaged his own plans for no reason.
Anonymous No.723659086
>>723654761
loooool
Anonymous No.723659183
>>723628839
Gemmest of gems
Anonymous No.723659271 >>723660375
>>723658765
I noticed them on the harder side bosses and they're unmissable on the superbosses, especially at GMGoW. Also this mechanic matters because 2018 had it too, except there was no indication so the Queen Valkyrie would just stop you midcombo and kill you instantly. Indicators are important, QoLs are important, and I'm not talking about it in the Accessibility sense. The better you display info to the player, the more things you can throw at him.
Anonymous No.723659330 >>723659749
>>723659020
I liked the dialogue in the Greek games.....
Anonymous No.723659652
>>723657748
The people who worshiped Anubis were white so of course Anubis should be white.
Anonymous No.723659660 >>723660078
>>723657701
Anon, I know you're just parroting le funi meme but you CAN make a game where the message is 'be a better person' while still having characters act furious, illogical and malicious. In fact, you kind of HAVE to have that to show the character improving
Anonymous No.723659749 >>723660027 >>723660318
>>723659330
Same, but the old trilogy didn't have as much side content as the new games do. Without dialogue a lot of it wouldn't work. Maybe they should make it opt-in like JRPGs do, so players can ignore the menial stuff.

But I like Kratos talking about Deimos, Playstation All Stars, missing Olives, making fun of Artreus facial hair or build, etc. etc.
Anonymous No.723659954
I just hope that the subdued, mature tone is something exclusive to the Norse games and, if future ones move to other lands and pantheons, they also have a tone and atmosphere of their own. I don't think I can handle yet another game of Kratos and Atreus having mild generational drama and then hugging it out at the end
Anonymous No.723660005
>>723623039 (OP)
God of War in title only. The gameplay mechanics and level design are drastically different from the rest of the series.
So these are not god of war games. These are dark souls Norse games.
Anonymous No.723660027
>>723659749
Honestly, props to the devs for trying to make sense out of the unholy tangled mess that is the GoW continuity
Anonymous No.723660078 >>723662687
>>723659660
>>723659004
Anons i know it sounds like the meme but i mean they really don't like the raging male image, the thing like vengeance and hatred will not be allowed unless it's women or nigger
Anonymous No.723660232 >>723660286
>>723624150
Ascension was the only game that had a multiplayer mode and that game flopped so bad that it temporarily killed the series before the reboot
Anonymous No.723660286
>>723660232
While you're right about the multiplayer mode being shit, Ascension had plenty of other issues that made it flop beyond that
Anonymous No.723660305 >>723660350
>>723623868
Youre corny as fuck and everyone in your life knows it
Anonymous No.723660318
>>723659749
Yeah I get ya. It was some nice references and interactions
Anonymous No.723660350
>>723660305
>corny

Niggerspeak detected, contacting ICE as we speak
Anonymous No.723660375
>>723659271
>I noticed them on the harder side bosses and they're unmissable on the superbosses, especially at GMGoW.
You told me to look it up and other people said they had no idea this mechanic even existed on their GMGoW playthrough, just like me so it is indeed missable and in fact doesn't even matter.
>Also this mechanic matters because 2018 had it too, except there was no indication so the Queen Valkyrie would just stop you midcombo and kill you instantly.
In 2018 enemies have hyperarmor if they get hit a lot even against runic attacks. You won't notice it on most enemies but Sigrun has enough health that it comes into play. I don't know if runic shield specifically exists in 2018 but the stagger works differently. In Ragnarok enemies will be stunned by abilities even if they have hyperarmor. The exception would be this runic shield mechanic, which happens at low health, so it doesn't matter.
>The better you display info to the player, the more things you can throw at him.
I do agree with this. Ragnarok and even 2018 fails to communicate some things well, like hyperarmor.
Anonymous No.723660461
>>723654761
kino
Anonymous No.723660489 >>723660572
>>723626058
it's not the first time i hear about Kratos being a cuck in the new games. Is it true? Like..REALLY true or it's just a comedic depiction made by /v/ because he became *softer* since 2018?
Anonymous No.723660493
>>723623039 (OP)
Theyโ€™re not for me. I find these kinds of cinematic action adventures with RPG elements dreadfully boring. Loved the first six games, though.
Anonymous No.723660572 >>723660667 >>723661392
>>723660489
He falls for a new woman when he travels to the norse lands who already has a son. She dies, and he raises the son
Anonymous No.723660630
>>723624098
we let women and gays into the field.
Anonymous No.723660667 >>723660716
>>723660572
I only played about half an hour of the first one. Does he ever bring up his wife or Calliope during these games?
Anonymous No.723660716 >>723660810
>>723660667
Yes, there's tons of references to previous games all over it, he brings up his brother and father as well
Anonymous No.723660768
>>723654761
LMAO
Anonymous No.723660810 >>723660963
>>723660716
Well, cool.
Iโ€™m still not really sure why they went for Norse myths instead of Egyptian myths first. The cynic in me suspects it has something to do with Skyrimsโ€™s popularity.
Anonymous No.723660867 >>723662481
>>723659020
>Ragnarok's dialogue isn't consistently as good as 2018's, but they're both some of the best written games I've ever played.
I too loved how Kratos told Freya how he murdered his family while he was casually climbing mountains in between her quips. I also loved how they became good friends after one hour of detour, Freya was so strong she could just forget how she tried to kill Kratos for the past 10 years. Even better was the quest for fruit with Angrboda. I loved how they took almost two hours on this part to show how Atreus interacts with Angrboda while they pick fruits. And it was amazing how the twilight of the gods, the huge war, took less than an hour because it showed how time moves quickly when the world is burning. Truly incredible writing.
Anonymous No.723660923
>>723652271
>Maybe someone sees something in the "I don't care if your mother fucked half the Norse pantheon before she met me because I'm a Better Manโ„ข" narrative
You mean the narrative that is entirely made up by /v/tards and doesn't exist in the games?
The context of what you refer to is Faye's war against the Aesir. Nothing is said about her fucking anyone.
Kratos appreciates that Faye would not inquire about his own gory past and simply returns the favor.
Anonymous No.723660963
>>723660810
That, and because Egypt would mean getting into sticky territory with how brown they choose to depict both the gods and the inhabitants. Regardless, Egypt is most likely happening since Kratos does make a detour there during the comic that bridges 3 and 2016
Anonymous No.723661067
>>723623039 (OP)
I had fun with it. The focus on the story is kind of funny because it sucked. The combat on hard was fun, but it felt like they tried to do Dark Souls combat and tried to spice it up, but then the "spicing up" became the entire combat, and at the end of the game you basically have to spec into the special ability damage and spam abilities to do anything which feels very samey. Very much feels like a too many cooks situation.
Anonymous No.723661289
>>723623443
lol
Anonymous No.723661392
>>723660572
what his wife and her boyfriend's son do are their business.
Anonymous No.723661971 >>723662189
Criticisms of Ragnarok from someone who has it as their #1 Game of All Time:
>Epic Bosses
Every bossfight needs to be at the level of the Stranger from 2018 or better. The NuGames occasionally get near the level of the old games, but never honestly compete with their awesomeness.
>Combat needs to make you feel like GoW
On harder difficulties, you feel more like a Dark Souls Protag than Kratos. I think if they added more on-shot enemies, and a combo meter that rewards you with more CC and AoE for regular combat, it would help a LOT.
>Aerial Combat
Would also help with the above issues
>Introduce gameplay mechanics/ gear faster
You get the spear mid game in Ragnarok, and it really should have be at the 25% mark. Builds start coming together at the 75% completion mark, when you should have all the options available, but not at full strength by the halfway mark.
>Zoom out the camera
The cinematic camera is played out and wasn't that great of a change to balance the game around. You can do it during cutscenes but otherwise zoom it out.
>More Giant Bosses
At least two or three per game. They're a staple.
>More Sex
Doesn't necessarily have to O minigames, but GoW can handle showing nudity and explicit scenes. Also acknowledge the minigames as being canon.
>Expand Follower Combat / Mechanics
They feel more like a Cool Down right now, give them a little more to do or double up on them so we have some variety and choice.

And that's about it off the top of my head, I'd like them to double down on RPG Mechanics and other shit as well, but that personal taste.
Anonymous No.723662093
>>723639962
neither did he
Anonymous No.723662189 >>723662616 >>723662691
>>723661971
>Every bossfight needs to be at the level of the Stranger from 2018 or better

GOD I remember being so hyped at that fight. I was like 'holy shit this fucking rules and it's only the tutorial fight, this game is going to be amazing' and then...it never reaches those heights ever again.
Anonymous No.723662430
>>723623039 (OP)
Dunno didn't play them because they are not GoW.
Anonymous No.723662481 >>723662621
>>723660867
>I too loved how Kratos told Freya how he murdered his family while he was casually climbing mountains in between her quips.
Kratos was trying to relate to her, since both had their families torn apart by gods, and it was part of her realization that Odin was truly her enemy not Kratos.

>I also loved how they became good friends after one hour of detour, Freya was so strong she could just forget how she tried to kill Kratos for the past 10 years.
Ragnarok was 1-2 Years, and it's not like they weren't friends before, and Kratos said he didn't want to kill her because she saved Artreus.

>Even better was the quest for fruit with Angrboda. I loved how they took almost two hours on this part to show how Atreus interacts with Angrboda while they pick fruits.
This was a slow point, but it had to happen to explain why Artreus wanted to leave with Angrboda.

>And it was amazing how the twilight of the gods, the huge war, took less than an hour because it showed how time moves quickly when the world is burning.
You have a point, and I won't argue against it. They should've made Ragnarok two games. They crammed it all into one and characterization was rushed a bit. If it was two games, then they could have taken their time to explore Angrboda and Freya more naturally.
Anonymous No.723662592 >>723662675
>>723658482
Look, you're right that both are wrong. Angrboda was Norse, she would've been pale. Black Panther is African. Neither should be race-swapped. I want mythologies to be accurate as much as possible. Hell, if they actually used Norse language in these productions, I'd get a chub.
But here's why people lose their shit over one more than the other-
The British Empire colonized a quarter of the fucking world. Western powers extracted wealth, killed natives directly or indirectly, and left those regions as complete shitholes. The transatlantic slave trade brutalized millions. In America, slavery became segregation. The government ran drug experiments in Black neighborhoods, created the gang violence, then had the gall to criminalize the victims.
And it's not just history. People migrate to Western countries because that's where all the stolen wealth ended up. Instead of actual border control, you get two pathetic extremes: either antagonizing ALL immigrants, calling them pajeets and street shitters and scammers, or cynically importing incompetent ones without integration to exploit for cheap labor.
Then soulless corporations realized they could profit from all this. "Look, we made Angrboda black! We care about representation! Give us your money!" It's not genuine, it's seduction. They're using diversity as a marketing shield while seducing the minorities.
So when someone floats the idea of a white Black Panther, one of the few characters whose entire story is about a part of Africa that escaped colonization, people explode. Because for centuries everything got whitewashed. Moses, Jesus, Cleopatra, all of it. The exploitation never stopped, it just changed forms.
Both are wrong. But the reactions aren't equal because the history and the ongoing harm aren't equal either.
Anonymous No.723662616
>>723662189
Yeah it gets close sometimes, but not quite. Even if you can't destroy the environment every single time, make story bosses and superbosses feel like a fight between gods. They could do more, and they should.
Anonymous No.723662621
>>723662481
>They should've made Ragnarok two games

That's kind of the problem, Ragnarok sure fucking FEELS like two games' worth of content stapled together, and yet they somehow manage to have to rush things out in the end anyways. Then again I suppose that's a staple of the series, remember how 3 begins with Kratos at the gates of Olympus...and then just gets knocked all the way down and has to spend the whole game climbing back up?
Anonymous No.723662675
>>723662592
>instantly goes mask off with le centrist bullshit and writes novel about seething about angloids
kek that was fast
Anonymous No.723662687
>>723660078
>immediate flashbacks to women screaming to rip the flesh off of men in some series.
Good lord.
Anonymous No.723662691
>>723662189
It's because of Atreus. That fight doesn't have him, and it shows, but every other big important fight after that HAS to feature him because he's basically the coprotagonist of the games, so he HAS to be there and have SOMETHING to do, which means the exploits Kratos do cannot get to a level that Atreus cannot reach
Anonymous No.723662969
>>723623348
I see... thank you anon... I will be a better man