Thread 723625501

>Remake actually fixes a lot of the original's issues and is an objectively better game
Name it

Why do bananas always give me tummy aches

>>723625564
anon, you're not supposed to eat whole, you have to peel it first

>game is sold as early access
why is this allowed

balatro taught me everything i know about bananas

>>723625501 (OP)
Soul

Soulless

bannanas are so gross, it's only good in smoothies.

>>723625501 (OP)
Todays bananas all suck ass because they are all clones, and the old stock died to diseases. Also the artificial banana flavor is how they used to taste back then.

>>723625501 (OP)
Pic forgot to mention the lost media that Banana flavor is based on.

I know bananas are extremely popular, but for me, I just can't eat them. I find them disgusting almost to the point of vomiting.

>>723625501 (OP)
bananas are a blessing for poorfags like me

>>723625709
I hate how people get all their knowledge from youtube videos these days and spew this misinformation

>>723625738
>getting filtered by fucking bananas

>>723625618
>video games
to support the dev or something, idk
>bananas
actually, so if you buy a green banana, and a yellow one, you eat the yellow one right away, and the green one ripens in like a day or two to eat later or something like that

>>723625564
potassium intolerant

>>723625615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSTLA5jYdhg

>>723625501 (OP)
>Papa New Guinea

>>723625678
>retard who blends up all the fiber just to drink the sugar
fatmerican?

>>723625564
somethingsomething radioactive isotope or something

>>723625802
What if I want to eat 6 bananas in one sitting?

>>723625876
IWO JIMA DUDE

>>723625678
faggot

>>723625738
I felt the same as a kid. Somewhere along the line their taste and texture became tolerable and now I can eat them fine.
The same thing happened with pizza. I could not hold down a margherita, it was just unpleasant.

>>723625501 (OP)
70 years ago bananas tasted better because they were selling a different breed but that one went extinct so we're stuck with the current slop bananas

ok but which ones is more nutritious

>>723625919
it would be extremely painful

>>723625985
right has indescribable amounts of microplastic in them

>>723625985
the ones from SEA

>>723625618
2nd from the left is the ideal banana buy time, full green is acceptable too if you're keeping them for a while. Anything riper and they rot way too fast and you're forced to make yet another fucking banana bread loaf.
It's the opposite of vidya where EA is never ever worth it if you really think about it

>>723625891
>you want your food to taste good? heh... dumbass am*ricans...

>>723625709
>Also the artificial banana flavor is how they used to taste back then.
glad those bananas died then, that artificial shit is horrible

>>723625564
Too aryan for bananas.

>>723626028
>taste over nutrients
dumbfuck fatty-kun..

mmmm banana :o :D

>>723625709
You can literally still buy plantains whenever you want as long as you're willing to go somewhere other than Walshart

>>723625501 (OP)
Xenoblade 1 DE
Xenobalde X DE

>>723625741
>Bananas
>Dates
>Black coffee
>Cigarettes
Yep it's poorchad breakfast time

>>723625973
Tell us more gramps.

>>723626287
Dates are expensive here.

>>723625678
Kremling hands typed this post

>>723626345
They are actually kinda expensive for me too but I love the taste

>>723626287
I've never been on a date. What's it like?

>>723625678
>Doesn't spread peanut butter on for a salty and sweet protein and fiber snack
ngmi, Anon

>>723625501 (OP)
Tactics Ogre both times
Anyway bananas are fucking delicious

>>723625891
Making smoothies with a blender is fine since you'll still get the pulp mixed in, so you won't lose out on the fiber. It's the juicers that separate the pulp which are not good.

>>723626419
It's pretty squishy and it will break immediately if you go on it. Then you'll have to clean up a sticky mess. I wouldn't recommend it.

>>723625919
ANON NO YOU'RE GOING TO DIE OF RADIATION

Why haven't we engineered watermelons without seeds yet?

>>723625709
Old ones were clones as well, thats why they died. A disease (mushroom iirc) was extremely resistant and effective against one banana tree, so it was effective against all of them.

>>723625615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5bvNVx1NqM

>>723626538
But we have.

>>723626287
Where's your bulk oatmeal and giant tub of Greek yogurt?
>>723626538
We have.

>>723626345
Depends which you buy. Those ones that are packaged in like the oblong containers with a prodder are dirt cheap. But better quality dates are pricey. Worth it though, they're usually amazing

*enters the chat*

>>723625501 (OP)
honestly, if you turn off the voice acting and put on the OG soundtrack, it's pretty much the exact same game but in 3d and hassle free magic casting.

>>723626287
>Cigarettes
>poorchad breakfast time

anon... you don't eat cigarettes...

>>723625686
I fucking hated this game
Got stuck in a forced space battle that I just couldnt win and quit going back to just playing 3

>>723625718
Pro tip: That artificial banana flavor in some candy is actually what bananas used to taste like, before the famine.

>>723625501 (OP)
Watermelon is honestly crazier

>>723625891
This nigger talking mad shit for someone who doesn't even eat the peel.

>>723626419
both types often contain hidden wasp larvae

>>723626650
I didn't even realise they made this.

>>723626703
i.. like the new ones more?
that's an unusual statement to say for me

>>723625618
People buy that shit for some reason, it's their fault

>look up whether you can still buy Gros Michel bananas anywhere
>first result is pic related

It's one banana, Michel. How much could it cost, 17 dollars?

>>723626680
>he doesn’t eat the cigarette butt after he’s done smoking
that's literally the best part

>>723625501 (OP)
Why were fruit plants so selfish during this time?

>>723625718
Holy shit that was a wild ride

>>723626861
they're only expensive because companies like chiquita have a monopoly of banana exports that's hyper optimized for cavendish varieties only.

>>723626646
can you not

Why are blueberries so expensive

>>723625618
>Turns into plantain
>Fry it
Yep , it's gaming time

>>723626887
I add the cigarette butts to my banana smoothie

>>723627007
>spend a small fortune on 140g of blueberries
>look away for 7 minutes
>now covered in mold
>money stolen

>>723626547
>there was another attempt in 2010 by the same fucking thing that destroyed the old banana variant
>except this time it targeted the current banana variant, it just didn't start wiping them out as effectively as with Gros Michel
Man, I bet during my lifetime Cavendish will go the way of the dodo as well thanks to whatever fungi wants nothing more but to kill the trees that I guess killed their fungi father and mother.

>>723626287
For the last two years my breakfast has consisted of a cup of oats with a cup of whole milk, and a cup of black coffee. A penny saved is a penny earned.

>>723625618
i just buy like 10 bananas once they are all middle color and eat all of them at once, thats my dose of potassium for the next week

>>723625718
>>723626983
qrd?

>>723627212
Banana massacre. It is not as funny as it sounds like.

>>723627212
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Massacre#:~:text=The%20Banana%20Massacre%20(Spanish%3A%20Matanza,Ci%C3%A9naga%20near%20Santa%20Marta%2C%20Colombia.

>>723627212
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Massacre

>>723627176
>>723626287
Black coffee is the next best drink on the planet after water
There are so many benefits to drinking it plus it's cheap and easy to prepare

>>723627285
It makes you a better gamer too. Coffee is, in fact, good for you. Especially with sugar and cum

>>723627007
i feel you. blackberries too

>>723626538
But tell me anon…how many watermelons can I fit in the back of my truck if they’re genetically genetically engineered to be cubes?

>>723625501 (OP)
can you really fap with the banana skin? anyone tried it?

>>723626646
I love lychees even though they're impossible to eat without making a mess. The texture is unreal.

video games?

>>723627378
yeah but it's better if you rub some detergent on the banana skin first

>>723625618
Which series, /v/?

>>723627429
>>723627476
>his janny application got rejected but he's still acting like their good little helper cuck
LMAOing @ your life

>>723627378
>fapping with fruit
I don't want some unholy pesticide concoction on my dick man.

>>723627285
Yeah the bitter toxic seed that needs to be diluted in water is good for you goy lmao
Dont let its extremely bitter and horrid taste that is essentially an alert to avoid eating it detract you from ingesting the poison because scienceTM has proven is good for you.
Trust science not your instincts.

>>723627502
lmaoing hard at you faggot for having your life
lmao faggot

>>723626570
>>723626563
Why aren't they widespread then?

>>723627523
holy filtered, it tastes kino

>>723625618
The last one is good for banana bread. I always use those.

>anon confirms a 3rd party is paying the jannies
lmao oops

>>723627549
ahaha this hallway monitor faggot is still here

>>723627523
What's next, you're going to say that broccoli is bad for you because it tastes le-bad? Grow up.

>>723627260
>>723627274
>I have the honor to report that the Bogotá representative of the United Fruit Company told me yesterday that the total number of strikers killed by the Colombian military exceeded 1000
kill politicians
behead politicians
push politicians into cartoonishly oversized blenders and press the turbo button

>>723627285
coffee is liquid stress that strains your body

>stop noticing these off-topic threads have very specific advertisements in them
huh

>>723625501 (OP)
Fuck you faggot, man banana isn't objectively better, they never fixed original's issues because the original didn't have one
They absolutely ruined the original banana by making it sweeter and softer for midwitted lowest common denominator to consume
>B...BUT MUH SEEDS
skill issue, just digest it retard

>>723627634
Yeah broccoli is super good for you especially good for killing cancer cells and any cells Lmao
Why are you faggots obsessed with foods that destroy instead of build?
Brainwashed by jews lmao

>>723627743
>coffee is liquid stress that strains your body
Site your sources.

>>723627763
I can't believe Del Monte are running an advertising psyop on /v/

>>723627743
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

>>723627274
>workers strike to get basic rights
>kill them all
the ancap dream

>wanting /v/ - video games to be about video games is wrong
that's weird

>>723627785
>especially good for killing cancer cells and any cells Lmao
You need to be more subtle in your baiting. Here's your last (you).

>>723626646
why is this best consumed with dog meat, Zhang?

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/22/world/what-in-the-world/china-dog-meat-yulin.html

>>723627847
there are plenty of videogame threads on the catalog for you cucky boy
let the grownups have their banana thread

>>723625501 (OP)
>7000 years ago
But earth is only 2026 years old?

>>723627886
>let the grownups have their nonvidya faggotry on the video game board
what an odd thing to say

>>723627934
looks like the jannies aren't listening to you right now though lol
I bet you feel helpless

>>723627819
>what is caffeine
>what is adrenaline
>what is blood pressure
stay in school, zoomie

>>723625501 (OP)
I LOVE BANANAS
I LOVE BANANAS
I LOVE BANANAS

>video games on a video game board is wrong
???

I like em when they're a little green

>>723625501 (OP)
does openmw count

>>723625564
They're very high in fibre.

>talking about fruits on a video game board is the adult thing adult people do
???

>>723627260
What would be a funny alternative to that? Using bananas as handguns?

>>723628030
AAAAAAAH WHY WONT THE JANNIES LISTEN TO ME!!!!!

>>723627991
>doesn't know what stress and strain are
>tells others to stay in school

>>723627845
I'm pretty sure every international company with business in South America has some unhinged Belgians at the Congo type of incidents in their history.

>>723628079
>>talking about fruits on a video game board is the adult thing adult people do
yes

>>723625891
>blendor brek teh fibur

>>723628225
Bananas are vidya culture
Cope and seethe

>>723625891
I don't get why people are mass quoting this post, he's right. The fiber helps move your bowels and keeps your colon clean. If you blend it all you get is a sugary liquid.

>>723628172
>baby bird when xhe buys a product to digest the food for it

>all hell breaks loose because one anon pointed out the advertising ITT
not beating the allegations this time anon

i like smoothies

>>723625618
grocery stores don't accept banana shipments unless they're green

>>723625678
Wrong. You can mash up a banana into your pancake mix and get banana pancakes, it fucking rocks.

>>723625891
>IF YOU CHOP THE BANANA REALLY FAST YOU WILL BLEND THE FIBER
What a retard.

>>723628225
I'd love to see you this fervent in culture war slop threads

>>723625501 (OP)
>natives are so primitive bro!
>90% of all standard crops came from native americans and oceanic natives

>>723626646
Best fruit right there, don't listen to the plebs.

>>723628428
>One or two anons making fun of me for being a wannabe janny = all hell breaking lose
What an embarassing post...

>>723627007
nova scotia started having wildfire seasons pretty much right in the middle of blueberry season so now one of north america's top blueberry producers is just fucked.

>>723628225
how can banana not be video games
I play with my banana all the time

some of you really need to lighten up it's Sunday

I think I'm gonna buy BotW on Switch 2 and start it today

>>723627785
What the fuck do you want us to eat then?

Imagine ignoring all the xitter screenshot threads, twitch drama culture war faggotry, gacha porn dump threads etc. and seething endlessly at a banana thread
What causes this behavior?

it do be like that thou

>>723625618
>far left
Uoooohhhhh

>>723627568
Actually it’s coffee drinkers with the filtered taste

>>723628762
Banana of the Wild???? On the Switch 2?

>>723628540
>Fiber
>Literal strands of material
>Strands get broken into smaller segments
>Smaller segments now smaller than the shit particles in your ass
>Smaller segments now have less mass than the shit particles in your ass
>Smaller segments exert less force on the shit particles in your ass
YOU WILL HAVE A POOPY ASS GET IT?!?!?!

I bet wild bananas actually were good for you

the mass produced slop bananas we have 1% of the vitamins at 1000% the cost

>>723628910
You are so fucking stupid it's actually hilarious.

>>723625678
Selfish oaf, I was saving that banana for the children

>>723628829
There are Kremlings on /v/

>>723626108
>he doesn't know how to maximize taste and nutritional value at the same time
real gamers know how to eat well so their reflexes remain high.

>>723625501 (OP)
Why didn’t they do this with pomegranate

>>723628952
>No counter argument
Your concession, I accept it.

>>723629034
>I hope you don't scramble your eggs because it gets rid of the proteins
This is how you sound.

>>723628951
no anon they're just more nutritional bananas
not every piece of progress is bad fuck

>>723628910
there is no excuse to be this retarded in this day and age so I am going to assume this is bait

>>723629028
Have you ever eaten a pomegranate? I don't think you have

>>723629089
You absorb protein retard.

the super nintendo of bananas is tomato

>>723629170
I know but that's how retarded you sound like.

>>723628952
>>723629084
>>723629151
Nice samefagging

I can't tell if all these fags are falling for a bait that is pretending to be retarded or if I am falling for all these people pretending to be retarded

>>723629180
tomato is the game gear of nintendo

I just love them.

>>723629217
they burn me if I eat a lot of htem

>using tomatoes in your banana video game argument
shiggy the diggy

>>723629204
>I know
Clearly you don't since you cant distinguish between the uses of protein and fibers.

>chocolate-covered bananas
thank you gabe

Why do I get stomach pain when eating breakfast cereals with milk but I cant eat both separately and im fine? Just to be clear. I can drink a glass of milk no problem. I can eat a dry bowl of cereal no problem. But when cereal and milk is combined I get stomach cramps.

>>723629217
Mhmmm the subtle wasp taste

>>723629317
mustard gas

>>723629217
>eating wasps

>>723629217
a good fig is probably one of the tastiest fruit ever.
maybe a good mango could top it, but finding a perfectly ripe mango is a small miracle

>banana and a sequel
yes please

>>723625564
Unironically. Most likely because ripe bananas starts to, exponentially, produce a compound that can be harmful to people with sensitive stomachs or suffer from inflammations, be they slight or not.
But if you eat them just as they turn ripe, or preferably right before, then it'll probably go much better or be completely fine.

You can usually kind of tell too. As bananas ripen and soften, they'll usually get a unique smell to them too. And that smell is tied to the stuff that makes your stomach ache. So if it has got that ripened smell, you could probably avoid it. But if it doesn't have that smell at all then it's likely perfectly ok to eat it.

>>723629327
>>723629360
commercial figs don't use wasps to reproduce
it's only wild figs

You guys remember when bananas used to have that little black tip at the bottom end? For some reason they don't have that anymore in my country
They keep changing the banana...

>>723625564
don't stick it up your ass

if the fruit cannot be eaten with chopsticks i do not partake (keeps the controller clean)
simple as

>>723628297
Because a blender isn’t sifting and discarding pulp you fucking retard

>>723629439
>only consume big corpo slop instead of indie figs

buy the dip (for the banana)

Good peaches are the god of all fruits. I can't touch their fuzzy skins so someone has to peel them for me.

>>723629468
Skill issue

>>723626486
fiber isn't some chemical in the flesh, it's literal physical strands that hold the structure together. if you blend it into a liquid all of those strands are rendered too short to do anything useful nutritionally.

>>723629532
Haha silly girl, same!

>>723625718
>>723627260
>>723627668
>>723627274
>>723627845
Did they deserve it?
>>723628116
Every big business do

>>723625501 (OP)
Picrels bs, there are wild bananas, 1000s of years old, that are full of flesh.

>>723629317
id say it depends how much your forcing down your throat into your stomach
that said if it's a normal serving then the next issue is probably youre a fat fuck and your guts are so full of food you ate 5 minutes prior that the insoluble fibre in the cereal is forcibly pushing everything in your entire digestive system out of the way to make room for it and will continue to do so until it is procesed through your system
long story short fibre doesnt fuck around push everyone in your guts out becuase that's its primary job

>>723629468
>chopsticks
Just use the fork, neanderthal.

>>723625678
>t.never had a good banana in my entire life

>>723629470
>pulp
Pulp is not fiber anon, pulp holds the juices of the fruit. It has nothing to do with fiber.

>>723629603
>wild bananas without seeds in them
Retard.

>>723629635
>Just use the fork
a gay wrote this btw

>>723629591
No, you are wrong.

>>723629683
>says the nigga who uses two asian dicks to eat

>>723629704
Nta but allow me to retort: Nigger.

videog ames

>>723629735
You are so stupid, nigger...

>>723629591
lmao
This place get stupider by the day.

Do you know how paper is made?
Do you know what cellulose is?
Does paper taste sweet?

Why do Weetabix give me bad pain in my stomach?

>>723629735
>>723629809
cool it with the racism against dark skinned people.

>>723629813
shut the fuck up nigger

>>723629813
You're going in too strong, you need to be less obvious. 5/10 for effort. Here's your (you)

>>723629813
>Does paper taste sweet?

>>723629934
Answer the questions, troll.

>>723629884
Maybe they should try to be white.

>>723629981
Have something to confess, anon?

>>723630181
>Have something to confess, anon?
have some soup anon (video game soup)

>>723630181
>>723629981
Fun fact: if you chew paper long enough, it will become sweet.

>>723630174
Why? Wiggers are still retarded.

>>723630229
>physcalfags when they boild down the discs to become the videogames

>>723625501 (OP)
Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar

>>723625501 (OP)
>>Remake actually fixes a lot of the original's issues and is an objectively better game
>Name it
DMC2

>>723627007
Pick them yourself

Samuel Zemurray needs to be brought back to life just so he can get raped to death by 25 rabies-infected gorillas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO7M0Hx_1D8
Thread theme

>>723629672
>Anon fails at simple english
Seems common around here

>>723630503
>Be 8 yo me
>Spends summers in the country
>Family has secret blueberry spots
>Pick buckets upon buckets full
>Ffw 20 years
>Go back there
>Seasonal workers set up shop
>Entire area picked clean

>>723629934
Watched that movie. Kinda exaggerated.

>>723628264
>into a bigger scam

>>723629532
end your life

>>723625501 (OP)
System Shock

>No one has posted it yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlDjEd8gAkI

>>723630764
Nothing to fail here, your retardo post wasn't substantial enough.

>>723627212
Everyone wanted cheap bananas. Dole was pretty underhanded, but not literally-fucking-hitler levels of evil about it. Meanwhile, Chiquita somehow convinced Eisenhower that poor south american farmers demanding to not be ground under the heels of dictators was a commie agenda and literally killed them until we got cheap bananas.
They went by different names back then, but totally the same company.

gros michel was better

>>723625501 (OP)
>and is objectively better
>Banana
Remember what happened to the Gros Michel variety? The same is happening to the Cavendish

>>723631012
You gave me vietnam flashbacks to vid rel for some reason:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKSnfb2aiNI

>>723631012
GO CHEETAH
GET BANANA
HEY MONKEY
GET FUNKY

>>723631173
>cheetah should get the banana
Fucking libtards.

>>723631234
>that part about the lazy forgettable mom packing lunch
bros...

>>723631136
Genetic modification will fix it.

>>723631173
E.T IS AN ALIEN AND HE IS KIND OF SPACEY
COMING FROM THE UNIVERSE TO PARTY AND GO CRAZY

>>723628910
>bite into banana
>it gets broken into smaller segments
>the fiber gets broken
That's why I swallow.

>>723625678
>retarded tasteless faggot
>toxotranny
Name a more iconic duo

>>723631234
>>723631314
>packed school lunch ala mom
Thirdie

>>723631438
every fucking time

>>723625618
eating a number 3 right now

>>723631378
>if you slice bread you break the fibers so it's useless now

>>723631464
>toxotranny seething
Every fucking time.

>>723631364
Mein Farmer....Cavendish...
...Cavendish are all genetically identical clones. One disease could wipe them out entirely

>>723631378
Real chads fibermaxx and swallow bananas whole.
Anything else is gay.

>frozen banana smoothies

you literally dont even need to add anything else

>>723625919
sick of this 'joke' another guy who thinks their hilarious yeah good one nobody can eat 6 bananas in one sitting retard

>>723628951
>greater portion of the fruit is edible
>less nutritious
not likely

>>723626650
But the 3d graphics are terrible too? Theres no defending this shit come on

>>723631687
Banana website

>>723631687
That's nuts.

>>723625618
>>723631234
Peak banana experience is three steps further to the right, when the outside is all black, and the inside is nicely fermented and fizzy.
You should try it one day.

>>723631548
>he speaks about swallowing certain foods whole as if that's the special way to do it
How do you eat food, do you chew it as some barbarian would? Perhaps next you will tell me you chop up your food with metal utensils, or eat your food dead and rotting? How mad this world is, as if taking in the full nutrient profile is some unorthodox approach, reserved only for a few food items.

>>723625501 (OP)
RAIDOU Remastered: Mystery of the Soulless Army

>>723629595
>its common knowledge that a company has a history of evil practices?
>well, i guess that means i have to stan them as they must secretly be the good guys!

>>723631234
I actually really like when it's around 2.5 and has that slightly unripe flavor but doesn't have that crappy texture that unripe bananas typically have.

>>723631930
But do you put it on hamburger?

>>723626419
like bags of sand

>>723631930
It's good on pizza when paired with something salty to balance it, by itself it's terrible

>>723631930
>this kills the redditor

>>723625501 (OP)
You know that bananas aren't a dessert, right? They're like potatos in Africa, basically.

>>723631930
Pineapple on pizza is kino

>>723626019
This anon is secretly a monkey

>>723632194
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>723631930
pineapples look so cool, they're probably the gigachads of the fruit world
there's something really exotic and masculine about them, If I were a female-coded fruit like strawberry I would marry a pineapple

holy fricking banan

>>723626179
Walmart is the only place in my area that carries plantains bc all the Mexicans shop there

>>723632358
>female-coded fruit

>>723632358
You sound like a degenerate.

>>723632358
Mental illness

>>723632194
NOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT AHHHH IM DOWNVOTING YOU

>>723632358
>pineapples look so cool, they're probably the gigachads of the fruit world
>there's something really exotic and masculine about them, If I were a female-coded fruit like strawberry I would marry a pineapple
Maniacal

>>723628951
Ok Ted Kascinsky

>>723632358
What?

>>723627260
That's not the only thing. They also funded a group on the US State Department's Foreign Terrorist Organization list to protect their workers in Colombia. A lawyer within the company suggested they stop paying them immediately, but they kept the money flowing. They eventually got fined for it. Semi-recently, they got found liable for people murdered in Colombia, and were forced to pay out to families in the USA: https://nsarchive.gwu.edu/news/colombia-chiquita-papers/2024-06-10/chiquita-found-liable-colombia-paramilitary-killings

>>723626646
I almost died eating one of these.

>>723631234
Banana for the banana goddess.

>>723631930
i was kind of shocked on how good this shit was on a cheese, blue cheese, shrimp and salami pizza
i was even more shocked to hear that everyone complaining about pineapple on pizzas first issue was that it was "soggy"
i've never in my life, even the ones i've made at home, managed to use pineapple to make a pizza "soggy"

how the fuck does that even happen

>>723632358
dragonfruit-chad here

you're missing out bby girl

>>723632638
Allergic or just retarded?

>>723629591
>>723625891
>>723628297
>>723629653
>>723628910
Please be bait.
Your body uses fibre whether it's cut up or not. There's no dietary difference between "blended" fibres vs eating a bananna. Even if it did, what's the difference between blending and chewing?
Do you just deep throat your bananas? I wouldn't be surprised.

why dont people just grow their own banana?
it required zero maintenance

>>723631606
I make my own banana milkshakes at home in the summer. One banana, one cup of milk, one cup of the vanilla ice cream of your choice, blend it up and drink it. If you want it really thick, use two bananas and a bit less milk.

>>723632682
>how the fuck does that even happen
They use shitty canned ananas.

Bananas.

>>723627212
The term banana republic is misused, you know. The business was lucrative.

>>723632682
They're probably retards who didn't dump the pineapple onto a sieve or something first

>>723627634
Broccoli is delicious though wtf, do people actually think broccoli tastes bad? I thought that was just a Hollywood meme.

>>723625501 (OP)
The only one that comes to mind is FF12 Zodiac Age

>>723631930
Dried pineapple is the snack of the gods but it costs a ton. Either you buy it pre-dried and it is already expensive or you buy the pineapples themselves which are a bit cheaper but then you have to cut / prepare / dry them out yourself which isn't a small task.

>>723631930
Slices are food of the gods.
You can even use syrup for something else.

>>723632813
i like it with cheese and noodles.

>>723625501 (OP)
Dragon Quest I&II SFC
Dragon Quest III SFC
Megaman Powered Up

>>723631975
Sounds awesome. Maybe with a spicy jam

>>723632785
I ate these in Thailand
Pretty rare to find and 10/10 taste but they're a pain the ass to peel

>>723625501 (OP)
Dark souls remastered. It's an actual functioning product, but it gets shit because it's not shiny enough.

>>723632682
>cheese, blue cheese, shrimp and salami
Are you pregnant?

>>723633060
pretty sure it gets shit because it's a bit too shiny

>>723632840
Pineapples are $2.38 whole. That's almost affordable even for /v/.

>this entire thread
never change /v/

>>723625891
>He just deepthroats bananas whole, because he thinks chewing them will destroy the fiber

>>723627274
so kill all jews?

>>723633269
>even worse, he stuffs them up his rectum so the fibers remain maximum intact

>>723632713
The later.

>>723625501 (OP)
Kek this board will talk about literally anything

>>723633264
It is physically impossible for yuropoors to talk about video games

>>723633205
The acidity will fuck up your teeth if you eat pineapple in large quantities.

>>723633091
no anon i'm just a fat fuck
my sister ordered it when i was younger and now i get it/make it every now and then though

>>723625501 (OP)
Odin Sphere

I either chew bananas or cut them and then chew them.
I will not deepthroat the banana. It wouldn't even fit and it would be extremely painful. Also chewing with your salvia is part of the digestion process and my stomach has trouble with food that is not chewed with salvia.

>>723625891
>fiber good!
wristlet?

>>723633416
Copeseethe, you fruitless homocel.

>>723633427
This is why you take a shot of baking soda with each slice, to neutralize the acidity.

>>723633453
I usually go pineapple, pepperoni, jalapeno when I'm craving some pineapple on pizza.

fruity thread

>game series gets bought by big company
>on the surface it looks the same, but it's much more shallow on the inside

>>723633509
>anon referring to the pineapple he's eating as "acid" and meanwhile he's snorting lines of baking soda with it
>his mom's face when she has no face when entering

Is it possible to survive solely on fruits?

>>723633570
Yeah, pineapple + jalapeno is a solid combo. I just kind of rock the non jalapeno version because of nostalgia.

>>723633786
No, it's even more retarded than vegetarianism

>>723633786
Someone recently died who was trying that.

>>723629217
figgot

>>723633786
yes if count cows as fruit

>>723633874
If a dragon can be a fruit, then a cow certainly can be.

>>723633501
>for you

>>723632721
>admits that there isn't any difference between blending and chewing
>needs a machine to digest food for xer
KEK keep blending that slop so it goes down easier, retard

>>723631438
>>723631490
rent free

>>723633501
>chewed with salvia.

Banana blueberry smoothie with a bit of lingonberry for bite is the best smoothie

>>723625678
Bananas are good anon!

Why are persimmons so underrated?

>>723631234
>anon being filtered by anons reminiscing about their mothers caring to give them fruit for lunch
I'm guessing that anon didn't even go to school

>>723625501 (OP)
how do i go about getting juice?? i love the 100% shit but i also dunno whats the best way to go about making my own

>>723627342
I have blackberrys that grow wild in the woods behind my house. But I can only really harvest them 3 or 4 times before they are completely gone for the rest of the summer.

Pathologic
Xenoblade 1
Resident Evil 1
TitS FC

>>723634142
Can't buy them at your average slop grocery stores in the US of A. I'd try one if I could reasonably buy one without having to go to some overpriced specialty market.

>>723634178
Just squeeze the banan hard, then cut the end of the peel and suck it.

>>723632721
>do you just deep throat your bananas?
Do you not?

>>723633786
In order to meet your actual dietary requirements of all essential nutrients you'd have to eat so much fruit that you'd basically be eating nonstop all day and gain hundreds of pounds until eventually your heart just gave out from the rapid weight gain. So no.

>>723633786

Look up Steve Jobs fruitarian diet, it's one of the cause of his cancer

>>723633786
not
not enough calories in the amount that you can physically fit into your stomach
youd have to be gorging every day all day in order to survive

>>723634142
They look a bit like tomatoes so maybe people get confused. Theyre also not frequently sold at stores in my area so that might also be a factor.

>>723633501
youd fit in perfectly if you lived in india
their country is rife with pre-disgested food

>>723632358
the most alpha fruit will always be the potato

>>723634465
Potatoes are roots though. You don't consider carrots fruits.

>>723633659
dead space

>>723632358
I love this website sometimes

>>723634327
they are so fucking expensive in my country

>>723628264
for a second i thought this was a chocolate covered doll

>favorite fruit
Strawberry
>favorite vegetable
Cabbage or potatoes because they can go in so many dishes.

>>723634729
>favorite fruit
Peanut butter
>favorite vegetable
Pizza

Reminder that pumpkins are a fruit.

>>723634142
I don't want blocked stool

>>723634842
Just eat some Indian street food.

>>723633965
>>723634040
How do you even get the idea to deepthroat a banana instead of chewing it? Did you see that in a hentai or something?

>>723634453
No thanks. I like to digest my own food. I do not want to get pajeet rot on my body.

>>723634814
Pizza is a fruit dumbass, and peanut is a legume.

>>723635321
Technically peanut butter is a beverage.

>>723634215
Seriously?
In Russia they're sold in every shitty store.

>>723635321
legumes are a type of fruit

>>723628808
corn starch
at least 2 spoonfulls a day

>>723635267
Show the gigantic purple one. At least 4000 years old and full of flesh.

Indonesian bros, have you tried the blue java banana? Does it taste good?

>>723631627
nta, why not? Genuinely asking.

>>723635528
How does it stay fresh for thousands of years when store banana goes brown on a few days?

>>723635373
Elaborate

>>723635563
Does it make you gay?

>>723625891
the fiber content is completely dependant on how ripe the banana is, retard gorilla nigger

>>723635656
It's liquid. You can drink it. It's just slow.

>>723635563
Yes, it makes your jizz comes out blue
Anyway, it's just one of those meme breeds cultivated for marketing value only, the taste is no different than usual

>>723625919
>what if I want to jump off a cliff
nobody's stopping you

>>723633659
>>723633793
>eat 1 quarter of a strawberry
>have 400 seeds stuck in my teeth that don't come out for hours

>>723631590
Why does watermelon makes my throat ichy?

>>723625618
I love mine to be as ripe as possible before being mushy rot. Any green and the texture us abhorrent

>>723632194
Based

>>723636009
OOOOOH BANANA

Objectively speaking, the granny Smith apple is the greatest fruit of all. Apples brutally mog
>apple picking at orchards
>apple juice
>apple cider
>easy to carry
>easy to eat
>contain poisonous seeds (for your enemies)
>helped discover gravity
Kneel

>>723635267
Did the banana make the hand of the person holding it red as well?

>>723636009
cavendish sissies... we lost

>>723636116
The best gamer's snack.

>>723636116
Golden apples are way better

>>723627274
Can't wait to drop this new information randomly in public to people who are eating a banana

>strawberries aren't berries
>bananas are

>>723625919
you know how DK was ready to kill everyone in his path because some guy stole his bananas? thats whats going to happen to you

nom

TOMATO IS A FRUIT

>>723625501 (OP)
I can't believe people fought wars over wild bananas. I barely even like modern bananas, but wild bananas are so small and were probably hard and bland.

Also kinda funny how everyone cares about "organic" and "non-gmo" labels when modern fruit has been altered so much that idk where you can find older versions from 100 years ago.

>>723636009
MOGGED

>>723625618
Monkey unironically prefer bananas to be super ripe. Who started this propaganda that "bananas with spots are bad"?

>>723629414
RE1 remake mogs the original. Cry about it negro lmao

>>723628079
Offtopic threads are the only threads on /v/ worth browsing
>"video game" threads: op is about waifuing, shit some streamer said or bad baits, replies are people nitpicking or pretending to be retarded for attention
>offtopic threads: people discuss the OP's point, share interesting on-topic information and have a good time

>ctr+f pear
>0 results
what are you all fucking stupid or somethin'
i got a box full of them because i helped cut down a pear tree for someone 2 weeks ago

>>723636863
guavas mog them

>>723636863
Pears are the fruit where most people don't even know how good they can be because stores sell shit varietals. A properly-ripened high-end pear is Elder God-tier.

/v/ was based today

>>723636402
Kawaii desu.

>>723627068
The fuck was his problem?

>>723625501 (OP)
>wild banana
this implies there's a "domesticated" banana version
how the fuck do you domesticate fruits?

Reminder to put your bananas in the fridge. People don't know that fruit flies lay eggs on fruit before it's shipped to stores. Refrigerating bananas kills the eggs.

>>723637195
selective breeding

>>723637195
Saw some cowboys?
Yeah, like that.

>>723625501 (OP)
how do you 'hybridize' fruit?
it's not like they can be bred like animals or anything like that.

>>723626763
aren't you thinking of figs?

>>723637256
You're a gigantic moron and people have been doing this shit for centuries. Pot farmers do it all the time with weed

>>723637242
dont do this, it creates mustard gas

>>723637248
how the fuck do you "breed" plants, bro???

>>723636863
pears are D tier

>>723637312
do they smear their own sperm over the soil in order to "breed" the seeds or what? you can't "breed" plants.

>>723637256
look up how lemons came to exist, they are man made

>>723637353
>date D tier
all i needed to see to know its an F-tier tier list

>>723637353
>avocado and rapefruit are top tiers

>>723637353
>Date
Nigga thats a raisin

>>723625501 (OP)
>Eugenics on plants :O
>Eugenics on animals :O
>Eugenics on humans >:(

>>723636986
For real, it's impressive how a chain shop can somehow make a fruit both fresh and dry on the inside at once
>>723637195
>how the fuck do you domesticate fruits?
you do like the brits and make them have incest untill you get what you want

>>723637353
>Avocades in highest tier
>When they are basically just fat
Slop tierlist confirmed

>>723637316
Haven't died yet, anon.

>>723637457
the only thing im raising is my bets at the casino YEAH BABY

>>723628910
this anon is a bird

>>723637353
>Olives in C tier
Stuffed olives are absolute sex.

>>723627187
Kek no way, does middle one go bad after 3 days? Also if it prevents cramps that would be very nice
>>723627285
But if I take maintenance for a heart condition, how would it be possible for me to safely consume coffee? Don't want to drink water and juice all the time, and my guilty pleasure is that I miss drinking sweet energy drinks, although my doctor forbade it. Gotta rest early and can't do midnight gaming, my heart says. Sheesh, that's life

>>723625891

I lost 75 this year by cutting out all sweets, cutting out all snacking outside of two meals a day and by drinking zero calorie iced tea.

I can see my penis again.

feelsgoodman

>>723637353
>Kinolives in C
>Shitberries in S
Dogshit taste

>>723625618
Anyone make banana bread once they reach very ripe to avoid throwing them away?

>>723629468
>keeps the controller clean
how about stop playing while you eat for once?

>>723627743
One cup of coffee shouldn't do shit to a healthy adult besides making them a little more awake. If you're gargling down several gallons of the stuff or trying to use it to reduce sleep that it becomes a problem.

>>723637353
A cockgobbling faggot made that list.

>>723637353
>peach and nectarine in D tier
>Apricot and Honeydew in C
clearly you never had a nice bag of dried apricots in your life

>>723629439
do vegans have to watch the kind of fig they eat lest they go to vegan hell, or is it a-ok for them?

>>723633786
That’s how Steve Jobs died

>>723630823
Similar issue here with blackberries.
>Used to pick blackberries by the bucket with zero issue near the country roads
>Get 3 buckets worth in like 30 minutes
>Tried to do it 20 years later with parents for old times sake
>They spray fucking poisons to kill weeds on the side of the road, and it slaughtered all the natural blackberries
Ma used to make the best fucking cobbler ever with those berries, but the store variety tastes half as good, and it costs over 30 fucking dollars to make now

>>723626419
Salty coins and milk

>>723637881
just go further in the woods

>>723625969
>I have relationships with men and sex with women

>is NEVER EVER shown or mentioned in a movie video game comic book or cartoon in your path
Illuminati conspiracy

>>723637979
>just go get raped by bears bro

>>723637867
I thought he died of ligma

>>723636009
El banano

>>723637353
>Dates that low
Absolute garbage taste

>>723636863
Pears are mid

>>723638020
there are no bears here, it's perfectly safe

>>723637979
True, I could do that myself, I guess. My mother is too aged to climb around the woods now, so that'll mostly just stay memories. Maybe it's better that way
>>723638020
Lmao it's rural Ohio, there's only black bears, and they're easily scared unless it's a mama with her babies, then you're fucked

>>723638018
It's illegal in the USA to talk about that fruit since they are majority produced by China. This is an American website by the way, so I strongly recommend you delete that image before I have to contact the authorities, who will certainly take you off to Guantanamo.

>>723638114
ursine paws typed this

>>723636863
why the fuck would you cut it down

Fruity board

>>723637242
they also stay firm longer even when the skin turns brown it stays relatively firm and doesnt liquify like when left outside

>>723638192
Can't fucking buy garlic or peppercorns in the US without it being from China, so it doesn't really matter.

Celeriac is the most digusting thing that ever existed. I don't know how people can consume this.

>>723625718
>need to protect the profits of giant companies
>accuse [group] of being communists
It truly was the go-to playbook of the 20th century.

>>723638018
my wife tsuyu goes out to buy some persimmon during her amnesia episode in fino fano

where the fuck are you all from that you have easily access to actual Chinese shit that you eat on the daily??

>>723637353
>Kiwi that high

>>723637353
>pomegranate that high
no
fuck that
fuck you
pomegranates are shit tier
I don't care how good they taste, you end up eating at best a thin skinny layer out of each individual seed at best and never really get to enjoy the fruit itself

they're only good as juice, and even then any pomgranate juice (that isn't concentrate, I'd never stoop so low as to browse concentrates) you'll find will actually turn out to be some overpriced mix of 10% pom, 90% grape juice or some other unrelated juice to pad things out.

fuck pomgranates, not worth the effort at all

>>723632813
American Parents and Schools would just cook broccoli by boiling the shit out of it, combine that with the media portraying it as a disgusting food and now there's a whole generation that grew up hating it.
It's a shame since steaming it is incredibly easy and makes it really tasty.

>>723637842
Kind of an oxymoron, but any sensible vegan should recognise consuming an animal that died without human intervention shouldn't really be considered immoral. The main issue with eating meat or any animal byproduct is meant to be the amount of animal suffering that's deliberately brought about in order to produce it.

>>723637683
Literally eating banana bread right now homie

>>723638406
>raspberry juice
>70% apple, 20% orange, 9% grape, 1% raspberry
>tropical fruit juice
>70% apple, 20% orange, 5% lemon, 5% mango
>banana juice
>70% apple, 20% orange, 10% banana

Guess you’re not so bad after all, janny
In another life, we could’ve been friends

>>723637814
haha BULLSHIT

>>723638375
i have access to hachiya persimmons and spider lilies from my backyard

>>723637741
I have no idea what I just saw

blessed thread

>>723638018
>is NEVER EVER shown or mentioned in a movie video game comic book or cartoon in your path
I forget the name but there's a movie I watched a lot as a kid about some parrot being interviewed and telling some guy his life story, and the guy's feeding the parrot persimmon as the interview goes on because it's the parrot's favorite fruit
I can't really remember any more details

>>723637814
I find it funny that I would rather just go bald but my genes refuse, while there are people who would literally buy into this snake oil bullshit just for the false promise of getting their hair coming back.

>>723638352
wehn niggas be starving theyll eat anything
just look at india

>>723625973
>Muh Gros Michael
Everyone's heard this a billion times, redditor. It's been a low-energy meme for years.

>>723634107
goddammit why did I giggle at this dumb post

>>723636315
>watermelons are berries

>>723638705
>spider lilies
mmmmm poison

>>723637879
>the visible disgust and fear and repulse on her face
>Oh it's so good thumbs up
Women...

>>723637353
>they haven't realized this tier list is based off of nutritional value

>>723638406
I picture this rant being aimed at a spirit in Hades trying to trick you into not being able to leave

dragonfruit fucking sucks
wasted name

>>723625738
Completely yellow and overripe bananas are absolutely gross, which is why you should be eating them when they are green around the top. They'll taste sweet and then a little tart. That's when they're best.

>>723638870
dates are way more nutritious than most shit on the list

>>723638965
FACT CHECK: no they have a crap load of sugar, enjoy your diabeetus

>>723638870
Then avacado should be in its own tier.

>>723638196
'tis the job sadly, it belonged to some homeowners who wanted it out of their lawn, so it had to go

>>723638375
I buy them from Lidl sometimes

>>723638705
oh, so you're a race traitor. got it.

>>723636443
It's more important for vegetables, so you can get the bottom kind instead of the cardboard tasting top kind you buy in supermarkets.

>>723638870
>pears are just healthier apples, with better vitamins, less sugar, more fiber
>pears are considered the least healthy
sure kiddo

>>723639081
The top one is antisemitic though.

>>723631930
Correction, it makes autists seethe.
People who complain about it seriously are genuinely disabled.

>>723638898
The marketers had to pick between, "Dragon Fruit", or, "Tastes Like Fucking Nothing Fruit". Given the options, one sells better, I guess. I bought them excited to try them out with my family, only for us to shrug at the flavor. At least they're healthy?

>>723628297
And you eat less in quantity, so you consume less fructose regardless of any other argument.

>Want a cast iron juicer
>Those things are like $100+

>>723637492
Kek

>>723639007
Aren't natural sugars better for you anyway?

>>723631675
it looks like they took the pixel art and slapped it on low poly models. it looks great. retains the entire aesthetic of the original.

I cant believe how much I enjoyed playing this. I was a kneejerk hater from the day it was announced. I only bought it because it was $5 at best buy on clearance and I thought maybe it would become a "rare gem" and boost in value since it was poorly reviewed and bombed. one of those games that is selling to plastic collectores for $500 20 years from now.

>>723639293
Fruit sugar is actually the worst kind.

>>723639349
Fructose is the worst, except all the fiber reduces how quickly it enters your bloodstream, so it ends up being the best regardless.

>>723639349
If you just drink juice with no pulp, yeah.

>>723639293
Sugar is sugar, but fruits also have many healthy compounds that your body needs to regulate your bloodsugar levels, so they are still good for you.

>>723639349
honey>fructose with fiber>any other shit

>bump limit
Vegetables could never

>>723639415
>>723639438
>>723639459
>fructosefags
Go be diabetic somewhere else.

>>723639293
maybe its better than high fructose cornslop, but all sugar/carbs cause an insulan response and if you overdo it you will become insulin resistant and become fat and sick

>>723639473
Where my kaleGODS at?

>>723639473
No videogames until you eat your veggies

>>723639459
Based honey chad. I use honey instead of syrup for my waffles.

>>723639535
Portugal

>>723639459
I hate honey.

fruity chads won

>>723639459
>get sick
>take a teaspoon of honey every two hours
>sore throat disappears
Honey is the best fruit, undeniably.

>>723637242
I used to do this when I bought fruit regularly. Then one day I bought bananas on a whim forgetting about the fridge. Now there is at least one stupid fruit fly thats been roaming my home the past week. I feel like a shizo sometimes playing games since it will fly in front of the screen and I question if I am seeing things.

>>723625501 (OP)

>always food comparisons with this board

>>723639232
stop being poor
things like that are an investment

pick one fruit to eat for the rest of your life before this thread dies

>>723639775
Durian

>>723639775
Do I have to pay for them?

>>723639775
I eat bananas pretty much daily

>>723639775
Tomato

>>723639775
Dragon fruit

>>723639775
Tomatoes.

>>723639775
pineapple because I cant live without pizza

>>723639504

Nigger unless you're eating gigantic bowls of fruit that even a gorilla couldn't put down, you'll be fine. A cookie or an ice cream cone does more harm to your body than an apple would.

Tomatoes are vegetable.
If something is not sweet then it can't be a fruit.
You can't change my mind.
Deal with it.

>>723639660
Saline sprays help with that too. Use them the moment you think you're gonna get a sore throat and it'll go away within the day.

>>723640000
Based digits

>>723640074
Tomatoes can be juicy and sweet.

>>723640114
I'm a one-kind-of-fruit-a-day kind of guy, if I'm having honey then any saline spray consumption is going to have to wait for another day.

>>723640074
Tomatoes are sweet though

>>723639775
I shall curse whoever posts below me to live off of pomegranates, and I shall steal their fruit of choice for myself

>>723640074
So lemons area vegetable?

>>723640012
>seething this much because I called his glorified candies shit

>>723640074

Lemon.

>>723640000
pineapple on pizza = chad choice confirmed

>>723640216
Raw lemons taste weird.
Always hit them with a hammer first and then drink the juice.

>>723640215

>being this retarded and lacking in understanding basic human biology

Concession accepted

>>723640310
How did monkeys exist before nu-bananas?

>>723640338
monkeys could easily eat those classic bananas, they aren't sensitive little humancels

>>723627345
Cube watermelons are grown in a mold.

>>723640215
>Candy
Bro, your Vitamins, Minerals, Phenolics, Flavonoids, Tannins, Anthocyanins, and Carotenoids?

Does your candy gave those?

>>723625501 (OP)
>bump limit
Bananza GOTY confirmed

im gonna go eat a banana

>>723640012
>Tfw I eat hand made cookies as a once a week treat
Am I fucked?

GG

>>723640212
>Life gives him lemons
Kino