Thread 723631531

Should I buy a Switch 2?

>>723631531 (OP)
I hate that I recognize the game from the thumbnail alone...

>>723631531 (OP)
>>723631630
The book is very popular lately among women.

>>723631630
I hate when anons use reaction images of obnoxious cunts.

>>723631630
Well I dont so what is it

>>723631723
Sorry. I'll use current season anime girl instead

>>723631716
I bought a couple of books like that out of curiosity and while the scenarios are hot and depraved the dialogue from the male characters is so bad and cringe I cant fap to it.
If this is how women want men to talk good fucking luck

>>723631716
turns out assumi is just the average woman

>>723631531 (OP)
Is this what women want? Also, yes.

>hairy muscular monster men fucking and impregnating human women
Why are there no video games like this?

>>723631935
once you realize Dark Romance Fantasy is just literal monster porn you have to laugh at the hyprocrisy of women. it's the most popular 20-45 female book genre by far.

>>723631935
I have a strong feeling its all just fantasy and nothing they'd do in reality.
>>723631863
Yeah the dialogue is rough from what little I've see.

>>723632171
I thought dark fantasy was "This evil prince/billionaire CEO is my master and I'm his object"? When did monster sex take over?

>>723632229
Its just the male dialogue though that its extremely alien and weird and like no msn would ever talk
Female character dialogue is perfect and on point

>>723632384
Its both. Also include incest and rape in there too. Its a wide genre.

not until it gets good games

I don't care about your picture

>>723632384
it all revolves around some poor little self-insert woman being controlled by a masculine entity of unstoppable power. there's the money shit and the monster shit it's all the same.

>>723631531 (OP)
more like switch 2 PC HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
imagine being a nintenigger post gamecube

>>723632587
They dont understand that such a being would just kill them after raping them
But I guess its a fantasy for a reason

>>723632846
you're fucking weird for sayin shit like that desu im not here to pretend-schadenfreude with you go jerk off in some other thread

These novels popularity are proof that nephilims existed

>>723632905
You made a weird and wrong assumption, no one is jerkin or hoping for bad things

>>723631775
Wild Life

>>723633128
>tfw good monster rape porn is impossible to find nowadays because everything is clearly written by a female author

>>723633128
Nah, it just took the destruction of male/female relations for them to see the light.

>>723631531 (OP)
Depends on what you're looking for, what you like, and your view on modern/ current gaming

>>723632948
Why doesn't anybody like monster romance when it's the other way around
It makes me feel sad and alone and scared and frightened and depressed and irritated and a bunch of other things probably

>>723633368
Because men like pretty women, not ugly monster beasts.
Women like self-inserting as pretty women, not ugly monster beasts.

>>723631935
This woman has had sex with 7312343987 blue futa goats.

>>723634202
still a smaller number compared to horses and wolves

>>723634229
you forgot the orcs and minotaurs

>>723634229
>Horses
Maybe
>Wolves
Assumi has only fucked 1255232 wolves, it can't compare to her blue futa goat stats.

>>723632846
Most anons here get off to similar things, speaking of...
>>723633368
that one SCP keeps coming up in porn. Annoyingly often too.
If you want more stuff, just commission it?
>I'm poor
Sucks to have your fetish then!

>>723634457
>If you want more stuff, just commission it?
That's not quite what I asked, now is it

>>723633368
>Your picrel
I'd hit it

>>723632171
What if all those years of furry hate was just a desperate ploy by closet furries.

>>723632846
>would just kill them after raping them
Pretty sure that's part of the fantasy.

>>723631531 (OP)
There's a good chance metroid prime 4 will suck ass, but I would say do it. I like mine it's more powerful switch 1 but so what, it's best way to game because you at least get access to splatoon 2 and 3

>>723633368
monster fucking has always been niche and even in the women's romance novels people use as proof of popularity the monster boy is usually still traditionally hot.

>>723631531 (OP)
How can human men compete with minotaurs? Why do women love beastiality so much?

>>723635150
It's not about competition, we must simply take the minotaur's cowgirls for ourselves.

>pick some monster fucking romance books because I'm interested in the concept
>almost all of them make the monster just a contemporary human man that goes "oh, the love of my life, I would do ANYTHING for you. We were destined to be together, and I will protect you from anything.. I also really want to just claim you but I also respect your boundaries"
Holy shit, so many of them are utter fucking normie slop.

>>723635150
We can't anon. That's why Minotaur was locked in a labyrinth.

why are women like this?

>>723634496
Yes and I said you're not alone.

>>723635940
Now reverse the genders and it'll be based

>>723635375
They see chad as the werewolf/minotaur muscle daddy monster they see us incels as real imp/ogre/slime monsters.

>>723636248
I dunno, I've seen a few sexy slimes in my day.

>>723634675
nah, it's usually along the lines of being kept alive and pampered by whatever it is. most popular right now is a billionaire werewolf who is fucking her on his yacht at sea and he bites her lip so it bleeds and pushes her head into the shark-infested water while they bang

>>723635940
Hot. Source?

>>723631716
>>723631531 (OP)
we know, it was spammed here daily the last week
we dont need another off-topic thread, troon
herb

>>723636243
Not really, as a classy monster fucker, I'd like my (monster) women to be more refined and in control of themselves. If I wanted a slobbering animal I would just buy an actual dog or go to one of those "smut" conventions that are filled to the brim with women and watch their brains short circuit at the sight of "tall-dark'n'handsome cosplayer #3453"

>>723636850
Low T faggot can't handle a challenge lmao

>>723631716
why are we pretending that this is some new development when the very myth that spawned the concept of the Minotaur thousands of years ago was literally, word by word, a smut novel about some dude's wife that got raped by a bull and birthed a bull-headed big burly guy which then continued to fuck women in his labyrinth?