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Anonymous No.723633684 [Report] >>723634219 >>723635704 >>723635830 >>723635865 >>723637604 >>723638970 >>723639295 >>723640390 >>723640460 >>723640548 >>723640652 >>723641858 >>723642295 >>723642575 >>723642647 >>723647169 >>723648905 >>723649263 >>723649830 >>723653070 >>723655241 >>723656047 >>723657129
>a BRAND NEW POKEMON game has come out
>still no one is buying a Switch 2 for it and discussion is at an all time low

Why did even fucking Pokemon of all franchises fail to bring back the Switch 2 from?
Anonymous No.723633848 [Report] >>723633959
why are you so obsessed with a shitty company? Are you gay?
Anonymous No.723633934 [Report] >>723639017
people only buy consoles when they're hacked wide open

360/xbox/ps2/ps3/ps4/switch/ds/3ds/etc.
Anonymous No.723633952 [Report] >>723638472 >>723642823 >>723643920 >>723644116 >>723657648
I have anti-Nintendo fatigue.
Anonymous No.723633959 [Report] >>723651195 >>723651327
>>723633848
why are you so obsessed with defending a shitty company? Are you gayer?
Anonymous No.723634219 [Report] >>723634916 >>723635424
>>723633684 (OP)
>>still no one is buying a Switch 2
What kind of fantasy delusion are you in?
Anonymous No.723634916 [Report] >>723641013 >>723646365 >>723654804
>>723634219
bro it's a massive flop
you fags aren't going to do another wii U cope are you?
that shit got old real fast
Anonymous No.723634975 [Report]
Damn e really went full shizo...
Anonymous No.723635424 [Report] >>723635448 >>723639772 >>723644630
>>723634219
>What kind of fantasy delusion are you in?
How often do you see people talking about the Switch 2 compared to the PS5?
Anonymous No.723635448 [Report]
>>723635424
I don't see people talk about either outside of stupid Internet arguments.
Anonymous No.723635704 [Report]
>>723633684 (OP)
by the looks of that game, if all 10 switch 2 owners got it, nintendo already made profit
Anonymous No.723635830 [Report]
>>723633684 (OP)
mario if he sad
Anonymous No.723635865 [Report] >>723637471 >>723638795 >>723641950 >>723648546 >>723655674 >>723655990
>>723633684 (OP)
>check out Switch 2 wiki for sales expecting some piss-poor numbers like 20 mils
>it's less than 6
>mfw
Anonymous No.723637471 [Report]
>>723635865
Everyone is waiting, there aren’t any games people care about yet. Pokemon would be a system seller but it’s on Switch 1 anyway
Anonymous No.723637604 [Report]
>>723633684 (OP)
A brand new Pokemon game that's on Switch 1 and also reportedly runs more than well enough on there too, with the only real issue being shitty pop-in (which normalfags are already used to with SV).
Wait until Gen 10 next year buddy, then you'll have your Switch 2 momentum boost.
Anonymous No.723638472 [Report]
>>723633952
Buckle in buddy cause it aint going away. Its going to be a long 7 years for you
Anonymous No.723638795 [Report] >>723639017
>>723635865
Switch 2 had an amazing launch but that's more because they delayed it and had a shit ton of consoles available. In Japan, sales have been flat for 7 weeks and its sellling worse than the Switch did the same time last year. It's doing awful in Europe where even several French retailers are dropping the price. Still OK in the US, but it will lose its record to the PS4 in September (data hasn't been made available). Nintendo stock has been on a downswing for a reason.
Anonymous No.723638860 [Report]
Because the majority bought on switch 1 or just emulated to get the 4k and 60fps. if any pokemon game is selling the switch 2 it will be an actual exclusive one like gen 10 next year
Anonymous No.723638970 [Report]
>>723633684 (OP)
>Why did even fucking Pokemon of all franchises fail to bring back the Switch 2 from?
Because you can buy it for Switch 1, numbnuts
Anonymous No.723639017 [Report]
>>723638795
See
>>723633934
Anonymous No.723639031 [Report] >>723639197 >>723639286 >>723640182
they just cut the price in the uk lmao
Anonymous No.723639197 [Report]
>>723639031
Amazon does $20 cut for every time to stay competitive with shops. Like when Microcenter dropped 5080 to $899-999 Amazon did the same. Nowhere else did.
Anonymous No.723639286 [Report]
>>723639031
it's been happening in other european countries too, anyone on the fence in america should wait a month and some change for black friday because we might actually see a deal on it if there really is that much stock.
Anonymous No.723639295 [Report] >>723640269 >>723649293 >>723654929 >>723658006
>>723633684 (OP)
I wonder why?
Anonymous No.723639772 [Report]
>>723635424
On this site? Overwhelmingly in the former's favor. You people think the only things that exist are Nintendo and indies.
Anonymous No.723640182 [Report] >>723649042
>>723639031
>£20 cut on a bundle that's about to be discontinued
Oh no, Nintendo is doomed...
Anonymous No.723640269 [Report]
>>723639295
Pokemon looks and plays like hot ass, but Genshin impact is also slop
Anonymous No.723640390 [Report]
>>723633684 (OP)
Gotta keep this in mind for Famitsu thread and see how accurate it was.
Anonymous No.723640460 [Report]
>>723633684 (OP)
Its almost like the new pokemon game is fucking dogshit
Anonymous No.723640548 [Report] >>723640745
>>723633684 (OP)
Except for the constant threads about the new pokemon lmao
Anonymous No.723640652 [Report] >>723648175
>>723633684 (OP)
not a mainline, turn-based title
was fully on board until i saw the real time combat
i just want to build a team and clap cheeks in ranked while filling the dex in story
as far as Switch 2, yeah the lineup has been soft for me
MK would've sold me, but the leaned on 8 so hard that I need a break, plus World's format turns me off as well
I'm either too old now or they just dropped the ball
plenty of time to make a good FE and 3D Mario to get my money though
Anonymous No.723640745 [Report]
>>723640548
Ignore those.
Anonymous No.723641013 [Report]
>>723634916
Ashamed to say the constant nonstop Wii U shilling by /v/ tendies tricked me into buying one. It's been over a decade and I still seethe over it
Anonymous No.723641858 [Report] >>723642445
>>723633684 (OP)
I know that historically launch years are often weak. Considering how long they delayed releasing this console. I honestly expected that they would have had much stronger lineup ready to go out the gate. I get that development cycles are basically on 5 year time frame they admitted preproduction started around 2020 for their switch 2 games. So where are they? They need a must have title. I'm not seeing it.
Anonymous No.723641950 [Report]
>>723635865
Anon it's been out for 4 months and that figure is from the first two.
Anonymous No.723642129 [Report] >>723642416 >>723642690
I forgot, was /v/ as desperate for Sony and Microsoft's newest consoles to fail as it is for the Switch 2 to fail?
Anonymous No.723642295 [Report]
>>723633684 (OP)
When you apply for a job do you tell them you spent the last 8 years making anti-nintendo posts all day? How do you explain the 8 year gap in work experience?
Or are you just never getting a job and you will keep doing this nintendo crusade for the rest of your life?
Anonymous No.723642416 [Report] >>723642690
>>723642129
No not nearly as much as the switch 2. You have multiple people here whose entire lives revolve around making these kind of threads
Anonymous No.723642445 [Report]
>>723641858
Since games are made for shareholders now, they won't release any actual big guns like Mario or Zelda until more people adopt the Switch 2 and there's more hype around them. If 30 million people want to buy Mario again but there's only 20 million consoles available, that's potentially 10 million missed sales. More than that since less than 1 in 5 Switch 1 owners bought Mario Odyssey.

That's why the big games currently releasing are still crosgen other than Mario Kart which is their de facto bundle game since it was the holiday bundle for 7 years straight on the Switch 1.
Anonymous No.723642575 [Report] >>723642923
>>723633684 (OP)
Mandated slop
Anonymous No.723642647 [Report] >>723642741 >>723642754 >>723642923
>>723633684 (OP)
Honestly, with nintendo picking ire of so many alt right ifluencers, I doubt that they can survive this generation.
Fully expect them to go third party soon, asmongold is rarely wrong in his predictions after all
Anonymous No.723642690 [Report] >>723651461
>>723642129
Yes, absolutely. There were actual console war threads between the Series X and PS5 when they released. /v/ has been like this since tortanic but the start of the gen was very different because Sony wasn't porting to PC yet and Xbox wasn't porting to PS5 yet so both fanbases were full of vigor.

The revisionism from people like >>723642416 is retarded. The PS5 and Xbox Series X released 2 days apart.
Anonymous No.723642741 [Report] >>723642783
>>723642647
Does he see the future in the gum disease bloodstains on his wall?
Anonymous No.723642754 [Report]
>>723642647
>asmongold is rarely wrong
LMAO
Anonymous No.723642783 [Report]
>>723642741
>hating on succesful people
pathetic
Anonymous No.723642823 [Report] >>723642923 >>723642947
>>723633952
I have nintendo and nintendo fan fatigue
Anonymous No.723642923 [Report] >>723643604 >>723645406
>>723642575
>>723642647
>>723642823
Wh is this snoy so mentally ill?
Anonymous No.723642947 [Report]
>>723642823
Which is why you people never talk about anything else.
Anonymous No.723643604 [Report] >>723647360
>>723642923
>EA
>Ubisoft
Every single publisher that tries to ignore chuds goes under, and nintendo are next
Anonymous No.723643920 [Report]
>>723633952
I have YOU fatigue
please kill yourself
Anonymous No.723644116 [Report]
>>723633952
I have reddit meme fatigue fatigue
Also, Nintendo deserves all the hate it's getting for switch 1 and 2, and how they've been conducting themselves since Wii pretty much
Anonymous No.723644630 [Report]
>>723635424
You don't see people talking about Switch 2 because the people who own one are too busy playing games on it.
Anonymous No.723645406 [Report] >>723647360
>>723642923
Sad mario mogs you.
Anonymous No.723646365 [Report] >>723647303
>>723634916
>"bro it's a massive flop"
>8.6 million units sold in 2 months
Doesn't look like it flopped
Anonymous No.723647169 [Report]
>>723633684 (OP)
>all the constant doomposting about the switch 2 being a "major flop"
Was it also like this on the first year of the switch 1?
Anonymous No.723647303 [Report] >>723647360 >>723647618 >>723647794 >>723650123
>>723646365
3m was the last number announced, before nintendo went radio silence on sales, lol
Anonymous No.723647360 [Report]
>>723643604
>>723645406
>>723647303

Why is this snoy so mentally ill?
Anonymous No.723647618 [Report] >>723647778 >>723647840 >>723648032
>>723647303
How are you going to cope when the next quarterly sales is over 9 million units? are you going to have a schizo meltdown and call everyone a cultist like you always do?
Anonymous No.723647778 [Report] >>723647840
>>723647618
Switch 2 is dead. Nintendo will cancel it and move on.
Anonymous No.723647794 [Report]
>>723647303
>went radio silent
They didn't though? They update their hardware and software sales quarterly, with the last report saying Switch 2 sell-through passed 6 million worldwide in July. November is the next report which will give worldwide data from August-October. They only give figures outside of that if they're particularly exceptional (the Switch 2 having the largest first week console sales in history, for example).
Anonymous No.723647840 [Report] >>723649091
>>723647618
Snoyric already made a "Nintendo fakes the numbers!" thread today

>>723647778
the only dead one here is you after you finally kill yourself;)
Anonymous No.723647939 [Report] >>723648062
>finally release a console version of Pokemon so you can play it like a regular game at home
>expect it to look and play like an actual console game and not handheld
>looks bad for a handheld game
>full of bugs and really sloppy artwork
>that cringe as fucking eating animation
>complete disappointment
>Nintendo release a new Pokemon to try and sell their new console
>People remember how disappointing SV was as a console game
>Why spend money on nicer hardware when it's still going to look like shit and be full of bugs

I'm honestly completely disappointed. I waited for like 15 years dreaming of how amazing Pokemon would be on a console and TV and SV was a massive disappointment. And Nintendo wants to be spend $500+ to play a new Pokemon? OK LMFAO
Anonymous No.723648032 [Report] >>723648115 >>723648235 >>723648736
>>723647618
>you need to cope
No, I don't.
Nintendo majorly fucked up by pissing off influencers, trump won, things won't be same as decade ago
Anonymous No.723648062 [Report]
>>723647939
post your pokemon games
Anonymous No.723648115 [Report] >>723648180
>>723648032
>Nintendo majorly fucked up by pissing off influencers
Oh no! not the influencers!
Anonymous No.723648175 [Report]
>>723640652
>a good FE
Weren't they making FE: DEI Edition for SW2? I have extreme doubts on the "good" part. Or was the FE with the nappy hair protag still a SW1 game?
Anonymous No.723648180 [Report] >>723648235
>>723648115
Ubisoft said the same before asscreed japan
Anonymous No.723648235 [Report] >>723648681
>>723648032
>>723648180
Why is this snoy so mentally ill?
Anonymous No.723648546 [Report] >>723648681
>>723635865
There's fuck all to play on the console and it costs four-hundred and fifty burger tokens.
I'm not paying that much *just* for Mario Kart and Donkey Kong.
Anonymous No.723648681 [Report]
>>723648546
see >>723648235
Anonymous No.723648736 [Report]
>>723648032
>things won't be same as decade ago
>10 years ago Nintendo was dying because of the wii u
lol
Anonymous No.723648905 [Report] >>723649047 >>723649206
>>723633684 (OP)
nigga who cares? im playing Halo Reach in bed at 60fps, you can't do that on the shitch 2, why you gon fuckin play Wokey Kong Trananza, post series 5 Pokeslop and Mario Shart Intermissions, when you have the whole of gaming history in bed?
Anonymous No.723649042 [Report] >>723649284
>>723640182
Yeah, because they have too much stock that isn't moving and there is about to be a new bundle. I had a feeling Nintendo was going to run into an oversupply problem when they announced the Pokemon bundle when the Mario Kart bundle in the US was still readily available.
Anonymous No.723649047 [Report]
>>723648905
Deck is too big and clunky
Anonymous No.723649091 [Report] >>723651068
>>723647840
>Snoyric already made a "Nintendo fakes the numbers!" thread today
Yeah the one where he was jerking himself over some eceleb calling legends ZA a "concord-level disaster"
Anonymous No.723649206 [Report]
>>723648905
Let it go. No one is going to buy your brick tablet
Anonymous No.723649263 [Report] >>723649997
>>723633684 (OP)
Shitch 2 fatigue aside, can we all talk about how utter dogshit the new pokefag game is?

I had to double check the settings option to finally realize that there's no fucking way to fucking toggle the LT button. They fucking ruin the battle system and then proceed to force you to hold that shit EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BATTLE
What were they fucking thinking? Also fun fact for the faggots that still haven't got far enough into the game: despite the game being based around heavily on PLA, they still brought back fucking trade evolutions

Call me Erictranny etc etc I don't care, only cultists are unironically shilling this garbage game
Anonymous No.723649284 [Report]
>>723649042
Nigga a 4.7% price cut on a £430 piece of hardware isn't going to move shit regardless, it's clearly not due to low sales or it'd be a deeper cut.
Anonymous No.723649293 [Report]
>>723639295
Here's the thing, phone hardware was outperforming the original Switch by the time Genshin came out and Z-A was optimized to run on the original Switch
Anonymous No.723649584 [Report]
>why aren't people buying a $500 console to play the game available on the console they've already owned for years?
Anonymous No.723649830 [Report]
>>723633684 (OP)
Because it's fucking shit, wdym why
Anonymous No.723649997 [Report] >>723650141
>>723649263
>He's still buying pokeslop
Anonymous No.723650085 [Report]
>macaco spergout thread
Another -95 karma to Sony
You're still raped n gaped
Anonymous No.723650123 [Report] >>723650540 >>723650936
>>723647303
Asmon is now grifting video games too? Man he really lost every last piece of respect he had huh?
Anonymous No.723650141 [Report]
>>723649997
>buying
I might be mentally cucked enough to still be playing this shit franchise, but I'm still not that retarded to still buy tendie games past the NDS era
Anonymous No.723650540 [Report]
>>723650123
He always hated nintendo
Anonymous No.723650936 [Report] >>723651137
>>723650123
Pointing a game is a lazy shitty cash grab is grifting? Fuck tendies man they're insane.
Anonymous No.723651068 [Report] >>723651295
>>723649091
Don't forget him having not only a liquid metal level melty in the Famitsu thread for what was all things considered a pretty slow week, but then proceeding to make a falseflag thread hours after the last one 404'd and then constantly shit out these threads afterward. He must be shitting himself knowing the raping that's about to occur.
Anonymous No.723651137 [Report]
>>723650936
This, asmongod was right
Nintendo needs to outsource zelda to FROM and pokemon to mihoyo. They obviously can't make games by themselves
Anonymous No.723651195 [Report]
>>723633959
?
Anonymous No.723651295 [Report]
>>723651068
>He must be shitting himself knowing the raping that's about to occur
I can see why https://x.com/Stealth40k/status/1978644446007746713
Anonymous No.723651327 [Report]
>>723633959
pointing out your obsession isn't a positive defense retard but you continue to reinforce your obsession
Anonymous No.723651461 [Report] >>723652108
>>723642690
Nah. Xbox never gets discussed.
Anonymous No.723652108 [Report]
>>723651461
It did 5 years ago, people were really playing up the backwards compatibility and you had snoys and xbots going back and forth about it because no one knew which exact games worked or not.
Anonymous No.723653070 [Report] >>723653795
>>723633684 (OP)
me and a few mates bought it what are you on about?
Anonymous No.723653795 [Report] >>723654397
>>723653070
take your meds and watch those "mates" suddenly disappear
Anonymous No.723654397 [Report]
>>723653795
>telling people to take meds while living in your NDS fantasy land where the switch 2 is a massive flop
Anonymous No.723654804 [Report]
>>723634916
can't say i'm surprised to learn that nintards were just as subhuman cultists as they are now
Anonymous No.723654929 [Report] >>723656936
>>723639295
desu the shitch would fucking explode if it had to run genshin
Anonymous No.723655241 [Report]
>>723633684 (OP)
>he actually believes the bullshit on the internet

The Switch 2 is great and the new Pokemon game is already outselling your favourite video game franchise, stay mad you 30-year old jobless faggot
Anonymous No.723655674 [Report] >>723656442
>>723635865
you really need to learn how to read anon, that's 6 million in the FIRST MONTH
Anonymous No.723655990 [Report]
>>723635865
Why do you think everyone calls switch 2 a failure?
Anonymous No.723656047 [Report]
>>723633684 (OP)
... theres a switch 2?
Anonymous No.723656442 [Report] >>723656805
>>723655674
This is considered a major flop to some niggas when it's the only console that has sold this many in its first month lol
Anonymous No.723656805 [Report]
>>723656442
No you don't understand anon, it only sold 6 million. It's never going to sell another unit again, ever. Biggest flop of all time.
Anonymous No.723656936 [Report]
>>723654929
>Nintendo software commits suicide rather than run gacha trash
Wow, based nintendo
Anonymous No.723657129 [Report]
>>723633684 (OP)
Anyone who isn't a retard has already moved on to digimon and palworld. Pokemon is pure slop on the same level as fifa.
Anonymous No.723657484 [Report] >>723657741
Reminder that early adopters got raped, and Nintendo will drop the price to $400 and then $300 in the next two years to avoid a 40M console generation disaster. It’ll be fine and Nintendo will profit, but it has already fallen behind PS2 and even the GBA for this point in lifetime sales. That first announcement was obviously front loaded with shipping numbers, not sales.
Anonymous No.723657648 [Report]
>>723633952
Tbh I have anti-anti nintendo fatigue at this point. Not even meming.
Anonymous No.723657741 [Report]
>>723657484
no oled and samsung 8nm. yeah early adopters got fucked hard.
Anonymous No.723658006 [Report]
>>723639295
Genshin plays like dogshit