Thread 723637423

You will now play Runescape again.

>you will now click the pixel to see number go up again and again... and again and again and again
No.

I checked the date that he shocked his dog and it's been like 12 days already. Time flies.

>>723637960
>he shocked his dog
source?

>>723638006
He's pro palestine or atleast loudly pretends to be

>>723638006
He's got a shock collar on.

>>723638132
source?

>>723638006
>>723638287
your mother told me

>>723638006
>>723638287
his own stream

>>723638616
i dont have a mother, only one adoptive father named azan piker

>>723638287
https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1o68a68/qt_confirms_the_collar_had_a_shock_function/
https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1o5z6d1/hasan_notices_shock_dog_collar_remote_on_his/

>>723638697
you're not me
>>723638801
thanks, now mods please nuke this e-celeb thread

>>723638801
>LivestreamFail

>>723637423 (OP)
nope I unsubbed the second they added body type a/b garbage and won't be back until they remove it and apologize

>>723638981
better than whatever source you have tbqh

>>723637423 (OP)
Only if it looks like this

>>723638981
>discord trannies when they can't find child porn on reddit

I only own a MacBook which I use to play RS3 and OSRS.

>>723637423 (OP)
I subbed just to hit the grid, after nolifing it for a bit I'm stuck on these two. Any tips for sepulchre?
Is there a plugin that tells me where to click or something?

>>723641320
Just clock out of griddle. It's a "skid" mode in which all your progress gets deleted anyway. Could not be me.

>>723639130
Based OG player

>>723641320
There should be a Sepulchre plugin baked into RuneLite that tells you the true tile of projectiles and shows when traps are active. Also turn on your own true tile indicator. At least, that's what I did. Other than that it's just memorizing the patterns, finding your own easy timings for them, not being asleep at the wheel for the traps that are random.

I thought about trying Gridmaster, but the fact that people burned through the mode in a fucking day or two discourages me. Also, it seems like you are INFINITELY more OP in Gridmaster than any previous League, which is honestly a disincentive. I like the early struggle and the planning phase in Leagues, and Gridmaster is just
>40 thieving to infinite gold and thunder kopesh
pipeline.

>>723641320
sepulchre 5 is rough but hang in there and keep at it
Maybe find some tilemarkers if some nerd has some to import.
Only thing that genuine stopped me briefly (5+ year maxed ironchad) was awakened whisperer because you can’t just pure DPS spam it
>>723641701
So fuckin true unfortunately, cool game mode ruined by lack of thought out progression

All I want is the setting of runescape in a single player game that's actually good to play
>which, OS or 3
Either, neither, both, whichever. Just anything that doesn't involve a shit ass grinds or shit ass server tick rates attached to it

>>723637423 (OP)
I just finished the gridmaster event, it was pretty shit compared to Leagues but a fun few days I guess
Don't think I'm returning to the main game for a few weeks after this though, that post-leagues dopamine withdrawal is rough, don't want to go back to 30k xp/hr for a while.

>>723641320
>sepulchre
You only need to reach the 5th floor, from there you have infinite time (you don't need to beat it in the time limit).
If you somehow keep struggling with floor 4, you can abuse Last Stand to skip an especially difficult trap

>Awakened bosses tile
Vardorvis can just be rushed down with Khopesh.
Duke can be cheesed with Last Stand tbow.
Leviathan you need to at least be competent at prayer switches. Definitely the hardest.
Whisperer can be cheesed by running around between phases to regen Last Stand.

>>723641915
>So fuckin true unfortunately
welp

Thanks for saving me $15 or however much membership is these days, at least. I hope they put more thought than this into the next League, lol.

>>723641952
Fuck really? I tp’d out of 5 at least once thinking I needed to hit time

I still can't clear normal Gauntlet.

Shock collars are bad? Why do they sell them then

>>723642046
Yep, just gotta reach the end of floor 5 and exit through the thing, don't need to loot the big chest at the end or anything
If you actually had to beat it in time, it'd genuinely be the one unfinished tile for me. Man I'm shit at Sepulchre

>>723637423 (OP)
Boring

But I will say if you have a bad PC OSRS is basically your only option because for some reason RS3 is terribly optimized.

>>723642231
Sepulchre was my grind of choice and did 200 grand coffins before going back to the rooftop shit on main game.
It’s a good use of the game mechanics that doesn’t involve autistic tick manipulation.
>>723642019
It was still fun though, don’t give up skeleton

>>723641952
>If you somehow keep struggling with floor 4
I'm stuck in floor 2

I played it casually a few years ago, was more for nostalgia. Only really leveled slayer to hydra, killed him like 200 times got helm and lance and quit. You have to be a literal neet to enjoy osrs and even then I don't see the appeal or killing a boss hundreds of times for a single drop.

I enjoyed it, but yeah fuck endgame that I never sid

>>723642412
>some reason
I never encountered performance drops with RS3 but I'd expect it's due to two reasons
>the background FPS option makes it look awful especially if you tab out to something else on a second monitor/a small window in the foreground
>fucktons of particle effects on everything

I need to do CoX for diary but i have no motivation to learn CoX.
How hard is it to get just a single clear?

>>723642507
Anon...
I really hope you have true tile indicator enabled, it feels mandatory for that. Also sort worlds by ping and pick the lowest, obviously

>>723643079
You can bruteforce it eventually, as long as you do it within 6 hours. You'll have 0 points but you'll have your diary credit
But I'd recommend joining the WDR Discord, there's a channel for leeching a single kc for the diary, that's what I did

>>723638006
Right here

>>723643079
wdr or bounce around shitty streams and piggy back on a mass raid someone may inevitably do

>>723637423 (OP)
I've done my time

OSRS is too gay and modern for me to enjoy it anymore, I want actual 2006 servers again
>ooo but only 3 people will play it
good

OSRS sucks and is far too slow. RS3 is much better.

Remove the censorship and make a cheaper subscription without RS3.

>censorship
?

>>723646073
Remove the censorship and make a cheaper subscription without OSRS.

>>723646073
>muh censorship
You people (or probably just you) keep bringing this up in OSRS threads, but are unable to bring up any examples beyond them changing King Roald calling the player a retard

It then usually defaults to
>m-muh pride scarves (which I have legitimately not seen a single player wear)
Also the CEO, Mod NORF, is a chud and cancelled pride events.

>>723647573
Tbh OSRS is just a soulless abomination. Can't save it with or without censorship.

Imagine spending 7 years of your life to max in OSRS when you could spend 6 months to max in RS3.

>OSRS had a DEI update where it added pronouns and changed a few "problematic" elements
>but they ignored the gigantic island made up of extremely racist caricature "OOGA BOOGA KILL WHITEY" tribesmen because changing that would be an enormous undertaking
Never ask Jagex about the Karamjans.

>>723649171
Shut up Bwanner

>>723649171
bwana please

>>723649171
What's the problem my bwanna?

>>723649171
im surprised varlamore didnt add a new top tier slayer master to kill karamja once and for all
outside of duradel its a worthless continent

Did OSRS add tranny shit/body type 1 and 2?

>>723637423 (OP)
I finally decided to try this game after all the recent hype and it was the most boring thing I have ever seen and experienced in my life.

Do you have to be mentally and/or physically disabled to enjoy a click and wait simulator? I don't know how else you would enjoy this

>>723642507
Turn on true tile. Hell, hide your model while you're at it.
Count them ticks.
Avoid moving like a chess knight when dodging arrows. Pic related.

>>723649171
they renamed the jungle savages to tormented warriors

>>723649715
Does this actually happen? I always move to the side or diagonally.
I thought knight moves get you through since that's how movement works.

>>723648976
Imagine spending 6 months to max in rs3 except of 1 day and a thousand bucks

>>723649715
Great advice, that very thing kept fucking me for a while. You'd see an arrow coming in the far distance, so you click diagonally... but you wouldn't route to the side till way too late.
Just clicking to the side immediately saved me a lot of pain.

the hard part is the flames for me.

>>723644847
2004scape

>>723650054
You can't run trick past shit in sepulcher. Unlike old content, they check the tiles you passed over for any hazards that you might've skipped over.

When you're running forward, that's an easy check, just the single tile between where you were and where you are now. For a diagonal move, that's still easy, just that one tile.

A "knight jump", though? It feels like they check the whole area where your starting tile is one corner and your destination is the other.

RS3 > Brighter Shores > 2004Scape > OSRS

>>723650535
aint nobody playing brighter shores cuh

>>723650143
Flames are just memorization. Each set is different, and sometimes you just have to sit and wait at the start of a set if someone else started the instance and you show up at a bad time of the cycle.

Getting through the final stretch of floor 3 without slowing down always felt like sex even after 300 floor 5 clears

Especially if I get to watch someone else try to be slick and get fucked

Why is every single thread on this board about some eceleb shit?

>>723638801
that’s gotta be the most cancerous subreddit ever

>>723651528
I used to go there like 8 years ago, because it was actually about live stream fails. So you'd have some 5 viewer streamer's dad walk into the room with his cock out or something. Or some Russian streamer setting his house on fire.
It's just been e-drama and circlejerking over the biggest streamers for years though, I can only get my fix of actual fails from occasional /gif/ streamer rekt threads (which is mostly just people getting zoom bombed with gay porn)