Thread 723638419

Why haven't you played Pokemon Legends ZA yet?

>>723638419 (OP)
she doesn't brap

>>723638468
her butt hole is an entrance, not an exit.

>>723638419 (OP)
I did and have been actively telling people not to. It's the worst in the entire franchise and I'm not joking.

Heh....and they say Nintendo games are for kids

>>723638419 (OP)
I'm not horny enough to buy a $500 console and $70 game for two or three characters I can just jack off to already

>>723638419 (OP)
Because its fucking dogshit and I have actual taste

>>723638419 (OP)
Looks like shit so I'm just emulating it. I hope there's a reason to use my Switch 2 again.

Holy fucking shit,this is literally a Nintendo shill board,you niggers genuinely don't even play games,you just endlessly make shill threads.Mods and jannies eat my hairy unwashed post workout hemoroid asshole for letting this board reach this state you fucking NIGGERS

>>723638419 (OP)
look at the faggot on the left and you got your answer
the ass is bait, the rest of the game is for fags

>>723639902
Just emulate it,even the deck can run it

>>723639038
should be an exit for her 9mm shells

>>723638419 (OP)
That's a high pricetag to pay just to coom. I'd rather jerk it to the fan art.

>>723640397
you cant have sex with guns

Yeah, it's pretty fun. Hopefully the Switch 2 only game finally smooths out the presentation, because Arceus and SV were a good time.

>playing as a little girl
AGP thread

I'm using the repack.
Anyone else having issues with stretched textures?

>>723640716
It's an euphemism

Legends of ZAMN!! Pokemon look like THAT?!?!

>>723638419 (OP)
But I have? It's pretty ___fun___

>>723640914
thats not the player character thats the homeless detective loli in the bodysuit from X and Y (also a bad game but not as bad as legends za) a little older

>>723638419 (OP)
Why are you showing me a Wii game?

>>723641810
>Loli
She was apparently 16 in the original game.

>>723638419 (OP)
This game will sell another 10 million Switch 2s by Christmas.

>>723642132
I love it when capitalism wins.

>>723638419 (OP)
Guess I have to play it now. I just love Big Black Boobs too much.

>>723638419 (OP)
The only sexy adult woman pokemon has ever made btw

>>723642490
>>723642607
is this sora?

>>723642490
>>723642607
This AI direction is heading towards dangerous and creepy now. I’d hate to be a famous woman in this day and age.

>>723642607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZxh_H2vkgw

>>723642490
Post the good shit with exposed nipples

>>723642674
SHES A 21 YEAR OLD CHILD YOU SICK FUCK

>watching someone play it
>starts at rank Z and slowly goes up
>then suddenly jumps from rank V or something all the way to F
What. The game's already small and shit and they couldn't even let you grind your rank to pad it? They ran out of budget THAT hard?

Arceus gets BTFO by someone throwing basically bags of dung at it, meanwhile the GOAT Zygarde 100% is flying around like a Dragon Ball character firing nuclear bombs and taking hits from the Ultimate Weapon. FUARK he's so strong

>>723640108
The game would piss me off too much to even pirate.

>>723638419 (OP)
Anyone else notice this trend, where a shitty game deserving of criticism always attracts 1 or 2 coomers, who do nothing but post fan service of the game all day, as a means to improve the game's reputation?

>>723642607
>still buying pokemon.mp4

>>723644901
Welcome to the internet. First day?

>>723644901
These are marketers. Easy to tell as they have an extremely small collection, while a coomer would diversify, often with minimal or no standards reflecting their obsessive behavior.

>>723644586
I would’ve liked the entire game to be a giant tournament arc but the plot structure wouldn’t have supported that and by the last of those “low rank” battles you are way higher level than everyone else and just one or two shotting them.

>>723644901
take your meds schizo

>>723645174
Truth

The game doesn't even look fun, even after getting past most of the tutorials. Even Legends Arceus was far more appealing. The bland city being the entirety of the games setting only makes it worse.

it's wild how GameFreak keeps paying these cunts to spam these AI images over and over even after being debunked

>>723638419 (OP)
Ive just heard my friend saying that her ass is the only thing they modeled well
hes a massive pokefag but says ZA is crap

No switches <:(

>>723638419 (OP)
Because I crash at the intro on Eden Emulator.

>>723639902
This.

However it bothers me that on PC we don't get these Nintendo-style comfy open world games. BotW was extremely popular, and has no PC competitor.

>>723644901
It's a last ditch effort by shills to try and and force something "positive" out of a game that has nothing else. We've seen it before.

>>723638419 (OP)
I want to but I can't justify spending $600+ on Pokémon
so I'll be content with jerking off to Emma's delicious brown ass for now

>>723644901
>>723645174
>>723646842
are you guys going to shit yourselves to death again when this sells 15 million copies like every other Pokémon game on the Switch

>>723638419 (OP)
I emulated it and beat it already in about 22 hours (playing with increased speed). It was fun but there's not much staying power.

>>723638419 (OP)
Apparently this girl was in X and Y and even had her own sidequest, but I beat the game three separate times and never saw her.

>>723644901
The fact remains that bad games can still have hot girls, and that's all they'll be remembered for because they're still bad games in the end and their reputation will never be saved.

>>723647229
I really don't care about sales, because their profits don't go into my pockets. But not only that: they aren't even investing back into the games in order to improve them in any significant way. So their sales don't even equate to a higher quality game. Sales are meaningless here.

>>723644901
>Pokemon has been the biggest, best-selling franchise forever
>guys I think it's shills
Dude Pokemon always has top girls and the rest of the industry USED to have this. They marketed their games with hot babes, Lara Croft used to be the norm, not the exception

>>723638419 (OP)
don't want to

Where can I find a tyrunt

>>723647820
>Pokemon always has top girls
The shill speaks

>>723647820
I didn't make the shill accusation. I'm completely open to the idea that it's just fanboys working for free to improve the reputation of their favorite franchise. But it's very clear that criticism is met with "turn your brain off and look at this ass. Please forget all the criticism you just heard"

>>723649626
At least fanart and such is actually vidya instead of all the console war shit or people posting streamers all the time
>turn your brain off and look at this ass. Please forget all the criticism you just heard
All the net is just stupid BS 24/7, it just doesn't matter

>>723645805
Way too fucking much talking in this game. I had to take a break at about an hour in because it's non stop talking and tutorials. This is almost as bad as Mario and Luigi Brotherhood. I dropped that game about three hours in because it was still talking.

>>723642490
Nice sloppa raj

>>723639745
It mogs swsh and bdsp at absolute minimum. I'd say it's more fun than xy and sm as well

>>723642607
NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN

>>723646842
Yep that's a TRVKE. You know pokeshills are desperate when coomerposting can't even drown out how bad the game is.

Emma's so hnnng

Finished 1 day before official launch

>>723646603
It should bother you that PC has fuckall for interesting exclusives.

>>723654445
>Basic bitch character is so hnnng
You have no standards

>>723638468
Truly unplayable

Shit game, for a shitty platform, from a shitty software house, by a shitty publisher.
Feel free to screencap this.

>>723654832
Shit posts aren't screencap worthy

>>723638419 (OP)
i would if Emma sat on my face

>>723648525
Buy a fossil from the stone store

>>723654832
Unfathomably based

>>723640716
You can't tell me what to do dad

>>723638419 (OP)
I didn't buy it and I can't really be bothered to pirate it.

>>723654892
>The nintendo drone is mad
One more reason to screencap.

>>723638419 (OP)
Because i bought a CIB Conkers bad fur day for 500$ and a Japanese N64 with Neon Genesis Evangelion. And now im having a blast.

>>723638419 (OP)
I'm not a Nintendo adult.

>>723638419 (OP)
Because I'm playing Palword instead

>>723638419 (OP)
>gameplay so bad the only argument is half-fanservice in the form of form-fitting pants
>not even big tits