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Anonymous No.723642479 [Report] >>723642752 >>723642796 >>723643056 >>723643059 >>723643432 >>723645138 >>723647356 >>723647767 >>723647851 >>723648059 >>723648852 >>723653650
>Teammate leaves his mic on
>You can hear the domestic violence in his house, with his dad/mom telling him to get a job
Anonymous No.723642523 [Report]
sorry bro
Anonymous No.723642537 [Report]
lol
Anonymous No.723642752 [Report]
>>723642479 (OP)
>Teammate leaves his mic on
>You can hear him clanking his Jenny sex bot
Anonymous No.723642796 [Report] >>723643432
>>723642479 (OP)
jenny.....
Anonymous No.723643005 [Report]
>brb police aggro
Anonymous No.723643056 [Report] >>723643973 >>723652853
>>723642479 (OP)
>GO TO THE BATHROOM
Anonymous No.723643059 [Report] >>723643186 >>723643263 >>723643791 >>723648829 >>723649147
>>723642479 (OP)
How exactly is telling a useless fuck to get a job "domestic violence"?
Anonymous No.723643186 [Report]
>>723643059
We live in an age where you can't tell anyone what to do anymore because that will hurt their tiny little feelings :(
Anonymous No.723643263 [Report]
>>723643059
thats racism against gamers
Anonymous No.723643432 [Report] >>723643527 >>723643734 >>723643786 >>723644745 >>723655272
>>723642479 (OP)
>>723642796
She's a child
Anonymous No.723643527 [Report] >>723643597
>>723643432
a child of what?
Anonymous No.723643597 [Report]
>>723643527
shes 16
Anonymous No.723643734 [Report]
>>723643432
She's a robot you ninny
Anonymous No.723643786 [Report]
>>723643432
No she's a robot
What are you stupid or something?
Anonymous No.723643791 [Report]
>>723643059
>everybody is useless unless they're working to help make Mr. RAREMETAL-MAN richer
Better work on that abusive outlook before you reproduce, champ.
Anonymous No.723643973 [Report] >>723648306
>>723643056
not yet
Anonymous No.723644745 [Report] >>723644824 >>723648573
>>723643432
She's
1. a cartoon. therefore, not real. imaginary. fictional.
2. she is a ROBOT.

ignoring 2 means that you are not allowed to fuck your sex doll unless you had it for 18 years and it consents. hell, it means you do not have possession rights of your toaster either unless it can give you verbal consent to use it.

Ignoring 1 would set a precedent that makes Romeo & Juliet illegal since it is a story about a pedophile groomer, and any paintings about the Birth of Venus, or even Michelangelo's David, to be obscenity exhibitions. I believe the Simpsons actually made a story about the latter.
Anonymous No.723644824 [Report]
>>723644745
Oh and while on the topic of Simpsons, they actually put them in an issue of Playboy once.
Anonymous No.723644949 [Report]
>playing with South Americans
>one of them talks
>it's zero audio quality mangled gibberish coming through a $1 dollar mic mingled with the sound of someone yelling, a dog barking, and a vacuum running
Anonymous No.723645138 [Report]
>>723642479 (OP)
>guy with mic on
>screaming like a retard
>can hear that he's playing in the fucking kitchen on a gaming laptop while people in the background tell him to shut the fuck up
I wish his family the best.
Anonymous No.723645989 [Report]
>Guy with mic on
>Can hear him CLANKING the arcade machine, while we are trying to play Bomber"man", completely legal
>As soon as he finishes, the game ends and all the girls on our screen are wiped beyond recognition.
BASED Konami.
Anonymous No.723646357 [Report]
I take the controller and mic with me to the potty to make stinkies. Hahah woopsie poopsie is this mic on?! Haha
Anonymous No.723647356 [Report] >>723650609
>>723642479 (OP)
>Teammate leaves his mic on
>*sounds of potato chips being eaten*
Anonymous No.723647767 [Report] >>723656462
>>723642479 (OP)
>friend leaves his mic on by mistake one night
>can hear him masturbating to some glados JOI shit
true story btw
Anonymous No.723647851 [Report] >>723648021
>>723642479 (OP)
Tits too small.
Anonymous No.723648021 [Report]
>>723647851
They're just as big as they need to be, anon.
Anonymous No.723648059 [Report] >>723650609
>>723642479 (OP)
>Teammate leaves mic on
>Never speaks once throughout the whole game
>You can hear the audio from their gameplay over the mic
>It sound like complete garbage and is really loud
Anonymous No.723648306 [Report] >>723648407
>>723643973
YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF
Anonymous No.723648396 [Report] >>723648481 >>723649613 >>723652782 >>723653887 >>723654896
>apply to thousands of jobs
>get filtered by the ai job applicator
>remember someone mentioning that there is a blacklist
>you get put on if you apply to too many jobs and get denied
I'm never going to make it. Working a retail wagie job wouldn't be good for me or the customer because I wont take any shit from some asshole who thinks they can treat retail workers like shit.
Anonymous No.723648407 [Report]
>>723648306
n-not yet
Anonymous No.723648481 [Report] >>723649127
>>723648396
Tried any trades?
Anonymous No.723648573 [Report]
>>723644745
Holy fucking autism
Anonymous No.723648829 [Report]
>>723643059
Anonymous No.723648852 [Report]
>>723642479 (OP)
Made for rock men
Anonymous No.723649127 [Report] >>723650369
>>723648481
I've been considering trying to do a welding or electrician apprenticeship. The problem is trying to get into one without any prior experience/education.
Anonymous No.723649147 [Report]
>>723643059
my dad keeps calling me a children when he sees me playing videogames (i don't even play kiddie shit i tend to play violent games)
i just scrubbed it but lately i realized this perception of me from him is making me lose desire to game, among other things
so if you keep making real life issues about games i think it does have an impact in the long run
Anonymous No.723649613 [Report]
>>723648396
stop applying online nigga, it's all rigged. at best they store your applications for later use (aka they are in deep shut and need a desperate retard to spearhead their local estabilishment's demise)
just go in person at places where they could need and ask, showing and dropping a cv in person is already miles better than being slave to yet another algorithm
Anonymous No.723650369 [Report]
>>723649127
Go for it those are good fields, getting into anything is mostly a matter of timing and not being a shithead.
Anonymous No.723650609 [Report]
>>723647356
>>723648059
These are advanced strats to throw you off your game.
Anonymous No.723650749 [Report] >>723651030
>Play some call of duty, sometimes people talk
>Mexican household with screaming kids in the background
>Poor person with the smoke detector beeping because it doesn't have batteries
>Some dude's watching TV and you can hear it over the mic
>Another guy's fucking eating chips or something
>Some dude's TV volume is so fucking loud that it's echoing through his mic
>Other guys are talking shit, trading racial slurs and calling each other faggots, and two people are arguing about who can suck better dick
>I'm throwing molotovs and smoke grenades to make things worse
Anonymous No.723651030 [Report]
>>723650749
based
Anonymous No.723652782 [Report]
>>723648396
Get your security license and become a guard. There's lots of vacancies ans, best of all, not a lot of people to deal with. It's a godsend for an ex-NEET like me.
Don't give up, Anon-san!
Anonymous No.723652853 [Report]
>>723643056
Fuck I was beaten to it
Anonymous No.723653650 [Report]
>>723642479 (OP)
Jenny CUTE
Anonymous No.723653887 [Report]
>>723648396
>keep hearing this nonstop my entire life
>have a job and all my friends have jobs
keep it up Anon.
Anonymous No.723654896 [Report]
>>723648396
get a bullshit job like making clothes for vrchat whores or something
its piss easy to learn how to do and people throw money at you regardless of how shit quality it is
Anonymous No.723655272 [Report]
>>723643432
out of ten
Anonymous No.723655687 [Report]
for me its vexus
Anonymous No.723656462 [Report]
>>723647767
He sounds based
Anonymous No.723657501 [Report]
Consider genderbent Jenny.