Thread 723644390

Mr. bomberman family
Im sure he is a happy man

>>723644390 (OP)
Imagine being so insecure that the presence of male characters in videogames sends you into fits.

>>723644390 (OP)
>Im sure he is a happy man
was a happy man

>>723644792
it's so over

>>723644792
What the heck killed Bomberman if his wife and daughters can survive explosions, bullets, lasers, blunt force trauma, drowning, swords, and chainsaws?

>>723646596
konami

>>723644390 (OP)
>Mr. Bomberman
Anon... he's dead.

Sex with mama

>>723646596
>can survive explosions, bullets, lasers, blunt force trauma, drowning, swords, and chainsaws?
could not survive a wife draining him every night

>>723646596
His wife.

>>723644792
Why does she still wear her ring?

>>723647823
>>723647149
what a way to go

>>723649419
Are you truly asking? Or just pretending to trying to imply something else? I can't tell with people here anymore who didn't have the love of both parents and assume everyone is the same as their sad existence

>>723650192
he went out happy

>>723649419
Its normal for a wife whose hushband died and doesnt want to marry anymore to keep wearing her ring.

So how is the series doing? few years old already and arcades doesnt seem to be doing so well nowdays.

>>723651501
It's got quite a dedicated cult following to keep it alive 7 years later.

and some girls are made for a big family

>>723644390 (OP)
Could you marry Shiroe and if so has anyone translated her marriage line? I want to NTR her husband

>>723653582
Ugly and used goods. I rather cheat on her with any other Bombergirl and upload the sex tape online for her to discover on her own. God, I want Chiamo to turn full on yandere, kidnap me, and rape me.

>>723644390 (OP)
Bombermom

>>723653995
honest good question

>>723654378
she's more killing type though

>>723655052
I don't mind if rape happens first, and if she later regrets it after learning that I loved her yandere side too. I want to be her last victim and love.

>>723655870
you'll live on as a cut on her thight at least. like the rest

>>723646596
>What the heck killed Bomberman
Badly placed bomb.
DUH.

>>723646596
>>723656383
it's literally on her apron

>>723644792
>bomberman being dead and his wife becoming a widow is canon
Ahh~ now I'm on the mood for some oyakodon.

>>723644390 (OP)
i hope in-universe bombermilf looks like that and bomberman looks like this

I was trying to understand what >>723656093 meant and then I saw >>723655052
Konami really is designing characters with Nakadashi counters on her inner thighs. It's like the people in charge of bombergirl have, like, no supervision whatsoever.

>>723658628
It's actually a kill tally. That's what anon meant.

>>723658803
Saying that a tally on a girl's inner thighs is a "kill tally" is about as stupid as calling womb tattoos as "magic crests".

>>723658628
Be careful, anon. These tallies are each guy she not only fucked, but killed right afterwards.

I will avenge Bomberman.

>>723658942
"Womb tattoo" was the dumb misinterpretation, not the other way around

>>723656093
>chiamo
>te amo
>i love you
Heh. Cute name

I will breed bombermans wife and provide endless uppies for the resulting kids
Taking up the torch, or the fuse?

>>723658942
I'm serious. She's a serial killer. It's a tally of "unsuitable" past lovers, men she killed for wronging her in some way, counting nine. (You) are her tenth and dearest yet.

>>723659305
Interesting twist but it's still a tally of "previous lovers" in the most sluttish manner possible.

>>723655052
>Serial killer wandering in love, Chiamo. After burying nine false loves, she finally found her true love. That love transcended her power, and she came to see you, her dearest love.

>Chiamo is a serial killer, holding a box cutter in-hand. She has disposed of nine previous, unsuitable lovers who were either unfaithful outright, or otherwise innocent but victims of Chiamo's yandere tendencies & thoughts making her jump to erroneous conclusions prematurely.

>The Dec 15, 2023 Bombergirl comic reveals more details about Chiamo, where Chigusa addresses her as "the third daughter of the Moa family, history's most notorious clan of assassins."

>The January 26, 2024 Bombergirl comic finally reveals secrets about Chiamo's Special S-class assassin family as leaked by Chigusa to the cast and the audience, with Chiamo being in the role of a "typical" hit-woman. When all of this is told, Chiamo follows up by stating not to worry since "the Moa family targets are all government-requested; the targets are all bad people" in order to allay concerns.

>The October 11, 2024 Bombergirl post would finally reveal Chiamo's siblings and some details about each of them, with their official English names appearing in a police mug-shot mock-up situation on October 25. In birth order, Derel is the eldest son and a sniper, Bello is the eldest daughter and a hacker, Rega is the second daughter and a poison user whom presumably attends the same school as Kururu, Chiamo is the third daughter with a rather direct hit-woman style of assassination, and the last child is younger brother Carne, a tom-girl Berserker with very surprising raw strength for his age.

>>723659874
Rega looks incredibly weak to headpats

>>723659874
...what does any of this have to do with bomberman?

>>723662275
Not much. Chiamo is a Chase Chase Jokers character. The lore simply came through her Bombergirl appearance.

>>723662275
Nobody knows

>>723662275
every character has their own backstory

>>723662275
not like bomberman knows what to do with itself half the time anyway

i do wonder when the next character will be revealed

>>723659874
Would be bros with Derel

>>723661657
>this and the cow event will come to PC in 8 years if we're lucky
I know arcade has to make money, but would it really kill them to at least speed up the event schedule or give us a better way to unlock event costumes sooner. I wouldn't mind if we had to wait even a year, but at the rate we're going, we're going to die of old age before we catch up this to. Also marriage being locked behind Arcade only is lame. It's already a struggle leveling up a girl's rank in PC, so why lock the last 30 ranks behind Arcade only?

>>723665318
should be out by november 11th or at least announced. that's when the pc gacha changes iirc

>>723666765
i see. lets hope so.

okay anons. what are your hopes for a new character?

Lewisia Aqua Blue is rightful Belmont territory.

>>723666927
A MFG cross-over character is in order. Bombergirl already gave them Pine, it's time we get a character in return like we got Chiamo.

>>723666927
Would you guys hate me if I ask for another IIDX character?

>>723666218
it will EoS before that

>>723667169
Damn.

>>723659159
Mating press mommy while the child rims me

>>723666927
one of the asagi gay friends
>>723667087
no but not now

>>723644792
>horny widows in your neighborhood

>>723666927
We're due for a new shooter type. Brass is still the newest one, and she debuted back in 2023.

>>723666927
ken marinaris shooter with the homing lasers skill

Was it this game that had the raven fatty?

>>723667084
her or her mom seem like a..likely choice

>>723667463
and with doujin already

>>723658628
You may be surprised to be told this but she isn't from bomber girl, she from chase chase jokers.

>>723668135
it's funny how bombergirl just absorbs other characters

>>723667776
Yup, thats a bellygrab

>>723668392
twinbee and ccj case is so funny to me

>>723668392
nobody remembers Grim's og game

i wonder if the gacha change to pc means that it isn't making enough money or if they want to start relying on pc more

>>723669878
If i remember right she only became playable last year

>>723644390 (OP)
left > right > middle
regarding anal, of course

>>723644390 (OP)
i heard the chinese version of bombergirl had changes

>>723669932
in mahjong fight girl.
her real game is getting new version that goes in one the grim versions of the cast

>>723670439
No i meant QMA she wasn't playable there for a long time
You could only play with the real aloe

>>723669878
I have a fun idea, does anyone have a good clean image of grim's mahjong 3d model? I'm going to add breasts.

>>723671145
poor aqua

>>723672009
she lives to suffer

>>723672009
You can be sure she deserved it

>>723644390 (OP)
Matriarcal invective

>>723646596
Shattered pelvis.

>>723674204
How did they get away with this?

>>723644390 (OP)
Genealogical approach