>>723647574 (OP)
I remember back when I was in high school, there were these 6 bastards who called themselves the United School Shooters. Most of them were short, fat, brown niggers, pajeets, and Jews, but the leader was an especially short, fat white boy. Nobody ever took them seriously.
But then, one fateful day, they started a large-scale assault where all 6 of them would shoot up the school at the same time. The alarm rang, and we barricaded our doors and hid beneath our tables. But I was just so utterly disgusted by their cowardice that not only did they need guns to shoot up a school, but they couldn't even do it alone and needed 6 people, that I had to do something.
First I tore off the curtains to make a sheet rope that I used to climb out of the window and escape the school. From the window, one of the united school shooters noticed me and opened fire, but I dodged behind a huge rock on the schoolyard so he couldn't hit me.
I then ran to the school gym hall. I took my hairpin out of my hair and lockpicked the gym storage room with it. Inside the gym storage, I grabbed a huge, heavy baseball bat. I then ran back to the school with the bat in hand. I snuck in through the back entrance and started carefully creeping through the building, back to the wall at all times and following the gunshots.
Around a corner, I noticed one of the school shooters. He was currently in the process of putting 10 holes through that one Black kid with his machine gun. I crept up on him from behind, put my bat around his neck, and snapped it, dropping him to the floor. One down. Another school shooter wound around a corner and started opening fire on me. I dodged behind the corner I came from as he emptied his mag. After he emptied his mag and had to reload, I quickly rushed him down like a savage animal and hit him square in the head with my bat, killing him with a crunching noise. Two down.
