Thread 723659763

times you acted like The Whale (2022)

Video games?

>>723659763 (OP)
Every day of my fat fucking retard life.

>>723659901
Why did movie tie-in games die? A Whale videogame would be kino.

>>723659763 (OP)
i watched this movie on a plane with some black lady next to me looking uncomfortable the whole time

>>723659763 (OP)
Playing a new Star Wars game and realizing the franchise is truly lost to far-left feminism.

>>723659763 (OP)
Been trying to cut sugar from my diet, already feel like less of a piece of shit.

>>723660757
Same. And remove soda.

>>723660609
thats actually a great idea for flying next to fatasses
thanks

There should be a service you can hire to keep you locked up in a room with only water and light caloric food until you lose all of the weight down to your goal.
Ethical concerns about voluntarily giving your rights away are probably the least problematic thing about this idea. I figure the biggest obstacle to it would be the fucking pharmaceutical industry and the fast food industry lobbying to ensure it never comes to pass.
Fuck America and fuck Canada. They'll allow death pods but not competitive weight loss.

>>723661936
>Ethical concerns about voluntarily giving your rights away are probably the least problematic thing about this idea
i'm pretty sure the most problematic thing about it is the logistics

>>723662026
The logistics are simple.
>Have room
>With a lock that can only be opened from one side.
>Have human person monitoring the fatass
>Have fatass volunteer and waive legal cause to sue for discomfort
>Have clause that only permits the fatass exit if it is a real health emergency
>Otherwise, the fatass must lose the weight within the given time-frame
>Deliberately plan out caloric limits to ensure a constant caloric deficit in the fatass.
>Mood swings are expected. Discomfort is expected. Attempts at escape and into the local donut shop are expected.
>All ignored and prevented.
>Fatass comes out a month or two later having lost dozens of pounds at the minimum
>Fatass' stomach has now shrunk from the diet and small portions of food
>Metabolism is closer to regulated status
>Shake no longer fatass' hand.
>Business concluded.

>>723662373
While there are several issues with this, the biggest is that the fatass will go out into the world and get fat again in the vast majority of cases. Though I guess if that's your business model then more power to you.

>>723662531
Fat addiction is mostly a hormonal imbalance issue. And it can also be attributed to horrible parenting instilling a habit of over-eating in a child that later follows them into adulthood.
This method makes the former have a chance at regulating itself naturally, and actually works. The latter is a more psychological issue, but this method can also give real experience in handling over-eating.
I doubt all of the cases post service would return to obesity. And even if some did, the ones who don't are the real winners in the end.

>Anons ITT can't lose weight through discipline
>They turn to using tapeworms instead

https://youtu.be/D14q3CBnUJ0

>>723661936
That might work for some but I feel like it ignores that weight gain like that requires a consistency of habit rather than just being a caloric math question. Locking someone in a room, mental health consequences be damned, until they reach a magic number won't actually change their habits.

>>723662901
It's not like the fats are being forced into it. The idea is they have to WANT it. So their decision is theirs to make. Why do you think people would feel trapped when they CHOSE to use the weight loss service? Only people who are serious would go through with it anyway. Clearly this method wouldn't be for weaklings.

>>723663078
Well acknowledging a problem and then proceeding to commit to a thing to fix it doesn't necessarily mean that thing will actually address the root of their issue. I'm talking about a functional problem with the program regardless of who adopts it, is all

>>723662873
>Get a parasite to eat all of your fat while also laying its fucking eggs inside of you.
>Be so fucking retarded the idea of drinking for a whole week straight doesn't cross your mind for the purpose of killing every parasite still inside you.
>Wait until they hatch instead, killing you.

Americans are fucking retarded.