Thread 723661967

>developed in less 6 months
>just a port of the Windows phone app version to Unity
>bad AI upscales of textures
>music has been brought back incorrectly
>bugs galore
>fake concept art as bonuses
>dev stream had so many people asking about the problems that people were muted
What went wrong for this series?

>>723661967 (OP)
Did they manage to fuck up the promised coop mode? Wanted to play this with a friend

greed

>Popcap games currently employs 400 people
fucking how

>>723662138
Looks like it.

>>723662164
Embarassing.

Don't worry it'll probably still sell because people are retarded

Fake concept art is such a fucked thing.

>>723662998
Based Replanted devs. If I'm paying for your game I want music at full blast, not your anemic dripfed dynamic garbage.

>>723661967 (OP)
EA bought popcap, tried to monetize the FUCK out of the games in traditional EA fashion. completely ignored the finely tuned gameplay in pursuit of monetization . Drove away all the fucking talent like the Flying Bear.

Now, decades later, just threw the lowest effort vibe coder class fucks who didn't even have the proper code base to start with at it.

>>723662998
Case in point. And shit like this is everywhere.

>>723665223
Bsed baitinbg retard. Here is one for you to begin your (You) collection.

Nobody actually had any faith in this release right? I mean,l it is fucking EA.

>>723662164
>1) They're lying
>2) They're falsely labeling employees from elsewhere in EA as their own
>3) Most of those are pajeets
>4) They replaced most of them with AI and just "conveniently" forgot to report that
>5) All the above
Guess which one is the most likely.

>>723661967 (OP)
apparently you can play it early by pre-loading the game, then renaming the exe from a different unity game to replanted

>>723661967 (OP)
god I miss garden warfare 2

>>723665517
question
1) why would you want to play it
2) why would you spend money on it

>>723665716
you wouldn't, i just think it's funny

I just came here for plant and zombie sexo

I want to buyeted and replay it because it has good memories attached to my first time i played it 100 years ago...

>>723661967 (OP)
It's really funny to see all the original creators shitting on it.

How much of the remaster credits are Indian?

>>723662998
I have audio fatigue.

>>723668242
The team behind it is based in Canada, guess.

>>723668823
so everyone involved in the development is indian

>>723665023
They even tried to give it a cute wholesome small indie team feel with a fake coffee mug ring, ignoring the fact that Disco Zombie wouldn't exist yet because it was originally a Michael Jackson Thriller parody.

>>723668823
>mobile studio
wow, what an absolute shocker

>>723669229
>Tall-nut has the PvZ 2 design
God, how they can fuck up this badly.

>>723668242
>>723668984
What's funny is one of the OG dev's mind went straight to pajeet too for the culprit behind this remaster.

>>723669385
dude, Popcap made browser games
you know the thing that evolved into mobile games?

>>723665023
Most concept art you can get is fake or at least massively touched up
that said, none are this fucking obvious

saar the zombies are on your lawn fucking bitch you

>>723665023
>>723669229
IIRC someone pointed out that this fake concept art was used in a old pvz book at some point, like it was made up for the book and they didn't bother double checking it to verify if it was real or not.

>>723661967 (OP)
it's funny that we now have grown ass zoomers talking about shit games like this

>>723669229
The art came from this which was released back in 2014. Its not faked for the remaster but inappropriately used. What I imagined happen was that the SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT DEVELOPERS mistaken it as actual concept art from the popcap archive and used it. Speaking of concept art Im so fucking mad that its only 27 images and thats it. They should’ve gone all out and given us a bunch of behind-the-scenes footage and deep cuts.

They bragged about “never before seen” content, but there’s nothing new except for a few small concept art pieces FROM the remaster itself. The one thing I was looking forward to and its NOTHING.

>>723669716
Pretty sure heyimjay is an actual tranny.

>>723671923
no... really...? no vay... gee wiz... i wonder what gave it away...

>game uses ai slop
>it's shit

I can't believe they're handling PvZ 3 better than a remaster. What a world.

How the fuck do you mess up a remake of a fucking FLASH GAME?

>unity game thread
>>723634740
Yes, every unity game has built in analytics and everything from your IP and hardware/guid is sent to fucking Israel unity devs, the moment you launch the game. It's possible to opt out but most devs don't include the option, and you can go to appdata and manually edit the config for the game to disable telemetry, but by that time it's already too late since configs are generated after starting the game, so you instead replace the telemetry module with the hollowed out one from GitHub that just sends no messages or "fuck you" instead.
You can open the DLLs and see for yourself using Dnspy

>>723673650
by outsourcing to the country that created related webm kino

It is never going down again is it..........
capch:p2wjt

>>723672419
If it only uses ai upscale then I think it gets a pass. It sucks and they should have hired people to handle it, but if the game has such a quick turn around time I understand why this happened.

>>723665716
>why would you want to play it
Not him but I'm spite-playing it so I can see how shit it is with my own to eyes.
For example, one very annoying thing I noticed that I don't see anyone bring up is that the seed packets make sounds now whenever you get your mouse off them, they make the sound the seed packet selection used to do in the original (which is now replaced by the dirt planting sound effect, why?) so if you're just moving your cursor over the seed packets even during the level it'll just make that noise and it gets very annoying very quick. This doesn't happen if you're using the controller.
Also, here's a link to the thing if anyone wants to check it out, just make sure to install the EA app and run it in the background, otherwise it won't run
https://www.mediafire.com/file/tu2etbzamql8nnd/PVZ_REPLANTED_-_PC_-_BETA.zip/file

Play PVZ Fusion.

>>723662521
I hope some based madlad fixes it with a mod.
What did new popcap mean by this?

>makes this instead of another Garden Warfare
I know the original studio is gone, but Popcap knows what games are still alive and being played. Fans are playing fan mods of PVZ 1 and 2 more than the actual vanilla games for crying out loud.

>>723662998
You know what's funny? The night theme does the opposite, it's perma-stuck on the calm music and never ramps up for hordes

>>723665665
You can still play it, I miss GW1 though. It was kino.

>>723675893
Now post the chinese-gacha-tier designs

>>723661967 (OP)
>pointless remake/remaster #4748393959
>it's shit
Shockeroo
Just play the original

>>723676279
Just don't play odyssey if you don't like them bro.

>>723676279
my favorite is the railgun sniper

>>723675893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yezUGeSfqAQ

>>723662521
versus mode has a bunch of other problems too
instakill plants now work on tombstones because the latter are coded as zombies
doomshroom was broken in the original versus mode and now he's basically an instant win button

>>723676985
How can you fuck up this badly?

>>723676985
fucking lmao

This franchise is dead. Move on.

>>723676170
That's because there's a second track for the hordes specifically.

did anyone buy the battlepass?

Oh that's my childhood franchise getting remastered by Indians.....

>>723678434
well, your childhood "game", the franchise is in a trough of shit that can't get any worse

what's the best way to replay the campaign largely vanilla (ie not all the weird chinese fusion shit) and on pc these days if I haven't played it since the game first came out?

>>723679026
The same way you did when the game first came out.

>>723678570
The franchise is the franchise, the original game itself was practically unscathed aside from the mobile port they fucked up with an update a while ago

>>723676985
Fucking Indians.

>>723679026
just play the goty edition on steam

if you feel like adding widescreen play the xbox360/ps3 versions.

its so fucking over

>>723661967 (OP)
anon it was fucking shitty mobile slop when it was first starting out, designed to make a quick buck on the app store. why do you give this much of a fuck about what was essentially a 1 dollar app on android version fucking 2?

>>723682078
The PC version came out first, you faggot fucktard. Plant a noose seed around your neck.

>>723682206
oh nooo the pc version of mobile slop came out on the pooter first oooo relax loser

you can still play the original any time you want.

>>723682078
niggerkike

>>723682468
you're playing casual shit for moms and girls who don't play games lmao

>>723682776
this is the part where you show me your superior videogames faggot

>>723683001
Peggle, you can leave now.

>>723671923
What gave it away, Columbo?

>>723683001
what ever you say granny

>>723661967 (OP)
this series fell so hard from grace its unreal

>>723673650
flash too hard please understand saar

Jesus Christ all they had to do is to port console versions, wtf is their problem

>>723688131
poojeets
and not just regular street shitting poojeets either, it's the sewer slurping poojeets that canada's been importing by the millions

Not gonna lie, the first two shooter PvZ games were fucking god-tier.

Play pvz delturbia, play pvz horror edition, play pvz gardenless if you want pvz 2 on pc, jesus christ if you want hd play with fucking hd mod, play any mod I guarantee its better

>>723688634
sorry, what is, uh, going on with this mod over here?

>>723682078
>zoomtard who discovered the game on mommy's ipad

>>723688983
What, sexy women can't die and become zombies that want to be on your lawn?

>>723688983
>whole new wave of PvZ porn but it's a role reversal where female zombies are sucking off big dicked plants

>>723661967 (OP)
>What went wrong for this series?

>>723661967 (OP)
I've seen this shit happen so often and for so long at this point I gotta wonder if its all on purpose. fuck man I was actually looking forward to getting this dumb shit

>>723687043
Wait so that means we have the power to put anything on that tv given its just a webm? Right? Comeon 4chan get with the funnies!

>>723692873
>Mid ASS touch

Just play PVZ2 Gardendless if you want more PVZ. Evolved is looking good too but it's probably going to be filled with microtransaction shit

>>723690489
>if its all on purpose
Of course it is. A few spergs complaining online doesn't impact the normalfags buying the game at all. So why spend more than the absolute minimum on the game?

Hey bloody bitch bastards, here's the credits, how many Indian names do you see?
https://youtu.be/Mq9tYSggf_o?si=KhTepn118Q_dbqnY&t=172

>>723673914
That was made by Americans...

Wtf

was really hoping replanted would be good or adequent so that the mod community would move away from the shitty phone emulation

>>723698431
Ironically, Replanted should be much easier to mod than the original because it's a port to Unity, which can be decompiled.