Thread 723669636

How are you supposed to carry on business as usual in Lumiose City when the streets are full of giant monsters?

>>723669636 (OP)
Are you supposed to just carry on as this SEX demon gives you irresistible bedroom eyes?
How is one supposed to not immediately plunge into his "donut"?

>>723670387
>his

>>723669636 (OP)
That's the subtext of the game.

What do they eat?

>>723670758
kek

>>723669636 (OP)
Fat fucking nuts the size of basketballs.

>>723670858
Sliggoos

>>723670740
Get fucked, straightoid.

>>723671617
I think the sex is the lesser issue, it's an animal.

>>723669636 (OP)
>Catch baron Whirlipeed
>Immediately evolve it
>Bughorse is so fucking ginormous he keeps blocking my view whenever he's out of his ball

>>723669636 (OP)
Another low quality pokecoomer thread. You lost.

>>723671617
>Get fucked
Of course the homosexual deviant can't stop thinking about degeneracy.

>>723671994
Reviewers don't want to suffer backlash from both ends, Nintendo cutting them off from early review copies/insider shit and Nintendo fans going berserk

>>723671794
... are the Alphas called "Barons" in some language

Also does the size affect their ability to hit things? My Alpha Scolipede seems to fail to hit with moves more than anyone else on the party.

>>723672585
This has happened to my wife a few times already

>>723672585
sauce?

>buy Pokemon Legends Z-A
>get my shit stolen at the train station while dealing with tiktokker
>ambush someone in an alley and take their valuables
>sell mushrooms for quick cash
>go home and enjoy my new Pokemon game

>>723673113
https://e621.net/posts/5915322

>>723672606
Yes you have account for size in combat, a larger pokemon may not have a good angle to hit a smaller target. So inversely a smaller pokemon also has a better chance to maneuver/avoid an enemy's attacks.
Like something I learned early on is if I'm using a bigger pokemon like gyarados or some of the later dragon types and want to fire a beam attack I usually pull back and try to get some distance before having them fire it off just so there's a more reliable attack angle. Too close and it might just sail over their head especially if the enemy closes in at melee range.

>>723671757
“I might be a zoophile, but I am NOT a faggot!”

>>723672606
They're called "Barons" in French, the only correct language to play this game in.

>>723672606
Alphas are larger and have a larger physique

Does she "wink"?

Does the $100000 Ultimo coffee do anything special? Like max out a Pokemon's friendship immediately? Or is it just a silly thing you can do in PokeFrance with how much money the game drowns you in and is otherwise mechanically indistinguishable from all the other coffee spots?

>>723673839
IIRC it's like original XY where spending more money for coffees serves no purpose other than speeding up the leveling of your invisible "style" stat that might give you access to specific clothing boutiques. Also I think there's a professor mission for drinking at every coffeeshop at least once.

>>723674054
So if I buy the coffee I can shop at the forbidden store?

>>723673838
Well now I'm just thinking about that one cursed bootleg apongebob picture that allegedly blinks.

>>723673787
Why do I get turned on so easily by big bellies

>>723674054
Are there more clothing options than what the five shopping centers offer at the outset? I know Boutique Cotour you don't access until the story gets to it but do stores expand their inventory down the line?
I like the starter MZ bomber jacket I just wish there were more layering options for what you wear underneath it.

>>723674149
Progress the story.

>>723669636 (OP)
How are you supposed to carry on business as usual in an American City when the streets are full of bloodthirsty monsters?
Part and parcel of a big city you incel chud nazi

>>723670387
>bedroom eyes
That's not what bedroom eyes look like.
Are you autistic?

>>723669636 (OP)
by getting stronger

I would suck and kiss Scolipede's donut (Female)
Even if I get poisoned, I'll eventually build immunity

>>723676738
donut?

>>723670858
>>723671530
They’ll soon be one with the spiral.

>>723673838
>She

>>723669636 (OP)
How smelly is her bugnut and how big are her teats?

>>723671757
out of 10

https://x.com/lngm124592/status/1973943452779098552
did you order his figure?

>>723676738
>Female
Weak

It's funny how the coomification of Scolipede was spearheaded by a single guy

>>723673787
Squished between the gay bellies! All pokemen look good with a belly.

>>723680639
i really for a second thought that said pikmin

>>723680513
>his
weak

If you bought this game you should immediately kill yourself

>>723681543
I didn't, the fat horse bug just makes me horny.

>>723669636 (OP)
that's the point of the fucking game

>>723669636 (OP)
As I've said before, Gamefreak does not have to put out a good game because transsexual fags will all buy it regardless of quality
White "men" of the current era would rather fuck a male mosquito in the ass than talk to a woman of their race, and know that calling themselves a "woman" means they never have to face any hardship in their lifetime

>>723669636 (OP)
I need to be raped by that insect or so help me God

Never really interested in mpreg until I read Bug Bite.