Thread 723670029

what was the last game you played with your gf? for me it was the original GOW on ps3 emulator. Fr

>>723670029 (OP)
Gears of War doesn't run on PS3 emulators. Try again.

>>723670190
god of war retard. I was trying to teach her how to play games

>>723670285
God of War is God of War, not GOW. That's Gears of War. Just like how AC isn't Assassin's Creed, but Asheron's Call.

>>723670462
Nobody even knows what's Gears of War unc. The series has been irrelevant for 20 years almost

>>723670029 (OP)
Mario Kart Wii in like 2012, haven't had a gf since

>>723670029 (OP)
>gf
sorry i havent played that game yet

>>723670462
>Asheron's Call
>Air Combat
>Ace Combat
>Animal Crossing
>Assassin's Creed
>Armored Core
Jesus. Anything else I missed?

>>723670029 (OP)
>gf
What's that?

>>723670029 (OP)
8 years ago I played some game called Rampage Knights with her. unfortunately it was long distance so it doesn't even count. I've been so lonely for a long time. Kill me, Pete.

>your gf
normalfags get out ree

It still hasnt happened Daisy..

>>723670029 (OP)
Resident Evil 5 (2009)

>>723671343
Guardian Force

>>723670029 (OP)
Just learned that the girl at work who has been flirting with me was only doing so to manipulate me into doing things for her.
This is the second time this has happened.
I am so fucking bitter, feels like you can't trust any woman.

>>723671781
Just minimize interaction with women in the workplace.

>>723670029 (OP)
Who is she pointing at, there's no one behind me

>>723670029 (OP)
Im 35 and have never desired a woman. Working with them has made me dislike them even more. Not an incel, I just hate women.

>>723672638
where the fuck else am I supposed to talk to them?
Go to the bar and talk to the local drug addicts?

>>723670029 (OP)
got my gf into portal and portal 2
recently beat the coop campaign with her last week

>>723672823
What GF did you choose? Ifrit?

>>723670029 (OP)
my what

>>723670919
>20 years
Gears of War is younger than God of War and has a new game coming out next year.

>>723672817
There’s not really a good place to talk to women in current year

>>723671515
She was cute. Too bad she ruined SW, or else I would like her

>>723672858
huh?

>>723670029 (OP)
>not updated in 2 years
>over a decade since the original post
it's beyond over

I neglected my gf that I live with to ERP (cuck/incest) with AI for the last 5 days...

>>723670029 (OP)
>2025 is almost over
Still havent be able to get one though...

>tfw always feel depressed over never having a gf but also haven't ever explicitly asked out or approached a woman in my life

I guess women just never initiate?

>2027
still never had a gf
owari da

>>723670029 (OP)
I don't have enough good qualities to be in a relationship, or even ask someone out.

>>723673303
they do if you're good looking, but generally no
men are expected to handle hundreds of rejections without batting an eye, but if a woman gets rejected once, she will have a huge meltdown and will never do it again

>>723673303
women don't approach ever if you are average or ugly.

>>723673303
Women do initiate. A girl gave me her number in high school and a coworker confessed to me.

>>723673303
I'm cursed to being 5'7 5'8. You cant win even if you are good looking. Unless you are wealthy. Which i'm not

>>723670029 (OP)
I had a gf but we broke up
We weren't right for each other. I'm still lonely again now though

>>723673697
any man below 6ft+ is midget tier to women honestly.

>>723673697
I'm 6'3 and have never been approached. not fat or ugly either

>>723674013
>me when i lie on the internet for attention

>>723673932
Any man who has ever played a video game is unfuckable to women.

If you are crying over a gf, I recommend watching the video from our guy. It was shilled on /gif, feels thread ages ago. You need to be able to handle the first 10 minutes though. ESL is really hard in this one but eventually it gets dark and becomes a rollercoaster of raw emotions. Yes I sound like a faggot and its not for everyone but the ending will make you feel all kind of stuff if you can get to it.

>>723674013
you might be uglier than you think, or you just never put yourself in social situations

If you're short, it's best to bulk up. If you're built like a pit bull and aren't ugly in the face, the women will show up.

>>723670029 (OP)
Mario in 2017. I should have just married her as I haven't had sex since. She looked like white Carmella Bing. A coworker made fun of her chin and it got in my head.
Im now much more fit and a millionaire but being 40 my options are so much worse.

>>723673303
They can but it's much more uncommon. Also you need to be in positions where they'd even ask you at all in the first place. It's uncouth to just walk up to someone in the grocery store and ask for a number.

>>723670029 (OP)
we dont play games. she sits on my lap and we watch movies

>>723673303
they do
it's the only way I ever had any
but it's been a long time

>>723674197
>but being 40 my options are so much worse.
this doesn't harm your options in the slightest
women generally want older men
and you're millionaire so 99.9% of women want you
you might just be retarded and gay

>>723674140
>you just never put yourself in social situations
I pretty much only leave the house for the following reasons
>grocery shopping once a week
>work
>gym

>>723670029 (OP)
Me and my wife played more goblin cleanup. Fun little game, but i wish the goblin asses were a bit fatter

>>723674197
>I'm a fit millionaire, I have no options

leonardo dicaprio is 50 and dates a new 20 year old model every month

>>723674261
Gotta have an in.
>Excuse me. I just bought the Star Trek boxed set. Can you tell me where I can find the adult diapers?
She'll laugh, then you go
>Just kidding. It's The Next Generation.

>>723670029 (OP)
Probably ACNH, games are hard for her

>>723670029 (OP)
People don’t make me happy. I realized this in my teens but I guess I had to learn it again in my 30s. I think it would be cool to just fuck chicks but I don’t want to badly enough. How would I even go about having casual sex at 32 years old?

>>723674140
social situations is what actually matters. literally the only thing that matters. like finding a job, you wont get one if you aren't even applying.

>>723674453
those are found by his manager so he can keep up his secret gay lifestyle while still appearing straight

Daisy gf

>>723674334
I look and live like Asmongold, thats not helping.
My feelings get hurt everytime I go on the internet.

>>723671321
>>723670462
Missed a few

>>723673126
Had almost nothing to do with her at all, and now she's blackballed and typecast

>>723674453
5 million Canadian vs 500 million US. The struggle is real.

>>723674378
well there you go
but you're better off staying single, women are pure evil

>>723674515
it's crazy to me how so many incels are so brainrotted with blackpill bullshit that they don't realize you need to be in the physical proximity of women i.e leave the house in order to ever get laid or get a gf.

even if you looked like a male model but lived like a hikkikomori who never or rarely leaves his apartment, how could you ever expect to get a gf?

>>723674694
100% true but besides Drum and Base shows and traveling tours I never know where to find 30 yrold women.

Throw failed normalfags into a furnace

>>723670029 (OP)
daisy what happens when we run out of sign space

>>723674920
I thought that was a massive jelly bean

i hate women so much it's unreal

>>723674984
>Guess who's going to get a 2025 GF in 2023

>be late bloomer
>have never really dated or had a gf before
>recently developed a crush on someone I work with and idk how to approach it

Is it a better idea to ask her to a few casual, low-commitment dates first like grabbing coffee or seeing a movie, or should i just be upfront and ask her if she'll go out with me?

>>723670029 (OP)
An indie game called Wildfire. We didn't like it.

I haven't had a GF since 2012

>>723670029 (OP)
>actually got a gf in 2025
Life is good /v/ros

>>723675112
might as well cross out 2025 too while im at it

>>723670029 (OP)
this image cannot be 10 years old
what the fuck have i been doing with my life
HOW FUCKING OLD AM I

>>723674103
too bad that such a beautiful script is almost wasted by an esl nigger

>>723670029 (OP)
This isn't 2023, OP, update the pic.

>>723674103
Shant be watching non-white content

>>723674103
/gif/ is garbage

>>723675181
Becuase of the job aspect I wouldnt ask for advice on Mongolian Basket weaving forum unless you work at Wendy's.

>>723675181
your best option would be to forget about it
>low-commitment dates first like grabbing coffee or seeing a movie,
women want dates at expensive restaurants, coffee means you're poor or stingy, either way no good
>or should i just be upfront and ask her if she'll go out with me?
this is an ICK

My wife and I played Absolum's first stage recently. We were playing MH Wilds for a while but before that nothing really. Difficult to play together when your tastes are JRPG and single player focused, and also carpal tunnel is a bitch.

Old anons know

>>723674103
Watching it now, 10 minutes in, it gets better after 6 cause he slows down a bit. Had to enable subtitles. It's not like I don't understand, it's just the pace is completely different from what I'm used to, which is half awake people droning in a monotone voice for 5 hours.

>>723670029 (OP)
I've been single for 12 years. At least I'm not a virgin, I guess.

>>723675181
are you prepared to get rejected and then have to still see each other everyday

>know I just gotta get out there to meet people
>video game meetups don't exist
>model building meetups is comprised entirely of 80 year old boomers for the military/trains and weeaboos for the gunpla kits. They're all cool guys but not a coochie in sight
>sing in choirs, mostly made up of 50-60 year olds with families
>sang in a church choir, nothing but families and 80 year old spinsters in the congregation
>work from home so even if dipping pen in company ink was an option, it's not
>no baking classes near me
>hate drinking alone so don't go to bars
What is a homie to do? Is it really only going to bars by yourself to shoot your shot with random people, and hoping you don't get fucked by dating apps?

>>723675642
Why?

>>723670029 (OP)
At this point, I don't really care. I just want to fuck a hooker so people can't make fun of me for being a virgin, and then live my life alone. I would love to be a father, but there's no future in the shithole of a country I live in, so even if I somehow get a girlfriend, making children would just be irresponsible and maybe even cruel.

>>723675664
>>video game meetups don't exist
doesn't your city have a comic con?

>>723671771
i caste draw magic

>>723675605
I bashed my knee river surfing, 6 weeks latter Im wondering if knee pain is my life now.

>>723675804
>arrow to the knee references
Grow up, anon

>>723675804

Being old is fucking terrible huh? I miss the regenerative abilities of youth

>>723675726
There is a comic con annually about 2 hours away. I did go once, meeting people feels extremely not feasible because it's a zoo of people with thousands of people crammed in a convention center floor. And if I were to try again I wouldn't be able to until a year from now.

>>723675804
idk what that is but it looks hardcore. you fuckers surfing white water rapids in the snow?

>>723675694
>I would love to be a father, but there's no future in the shithole of a country I live in, so even if I somehow get a girlfriend, making children would just be irresponsible and maybe even cruel
Retarded goy mentality. The world wont get better if we dont raise better kids. Also the world isnt nearly as fucking bad as you soft pussies make it out to be. 200 years ago we didnt have fucking AC, plumbibg, etc and you would have 10 children because 3 of them would inevitably die of the flu before they reached adulthood, and you needed someone to take care of you in your ancient age of...50.

Try living in a 3rd world fucking country and then try moping about how ebinly hard your life is as you mindlessly bitch on the human fucking database, communicating to people across the world in the blink of an eye.

is it really possible that 90% of gamers never had a gf?

>>723675694
>its cruel to reproduce and have kids
Imagine unironically falling for Jewish tricks in [Current Year]

>>723676032
>3 of them would inevitably die of the flu
you mean they would die of covid because they weren't vaccinated
no one ever died of the flu

>>723675694
>I fucked a prostitute in a motel 7 so people can't make fun of me for being a virgin
>I'm saving my virginity for someone right for me
One of these is much more pathetic than the other, and it's not the option you want.

stripper girlfriend who cheated on me was trying to give me a hand job as i was playing counterstrike but that was ages ago

>>723676156
>handjob
Should have told her to get under the desk

>>723675694
I agree. At this point, I just want to have friends who don't treat me like garbage.

>>723675664
if meeting girls was easy it wouldn't be worth doing. don't give up.

>>723675664
I dont know your finances but Tucan tours was always shooting fish in a barrel. 18 women to 3 guys in Peru.
No one was having sex at Shamballa when I went, and a lot of lonely dudes, but there was a ton of friendly women around. I made friends with 4 28yrolds, lot of drama and baggage so I didnt sexo but I feel I could have. Im told Drum and bass shows are thirsty, if I didnt fuck my knee up I'd be going.
I bought a fur jacket at a estate sale, had a cutie come up to me downtown. I should have got her number but it was all so sudden and I was pretty high on kratom.
Im the millionaire who looks like Asmonhold, so with my stories as you will. I know they arent for everyone but your putting in the effort and you deserve a win bro.

The whole gf situation is turning me schizo. I'm starting to believe girls aren't actually real and this is all some kind of simulation where everyone is pre-programmed to do things like date and get into relationships but it's technically not possible for my character. Or that they're some kind of other-dimensional being that's being projected into this universe but interacting with them is physically impossible. One day I hope I actually fully go insane and lose my grip on reality. It sounds more comfy.

>>723675950
Yea but its only 2 rapids. Supposedly they cost 1.8 million to build which blows my mind. All they did was drop a couple rocks... which my knee hit.
You should google canmore, place is heaven.

If you boys are ugly, then you don't deserve to have a girlfriend or even a wife!

>>723676032
>>723676107
>jew trick
It depends, do you consider argentinians white? Do you truly want more beaners in this world? And yes, my country is a peronist shithole (milei won't solve anything, don't bring him up). At best, I'll struggle because of the economy, at worst, my children or their own children will somehow end up getting brainwashed by the government or fucked or/and killed by the increasing population of villero subhumans.

>>723676609
oh i guess i'll have to spend all my money on myself

>>723674103
Fuck

>>723670029 (OP)
I can't handle dating a woman anymore.
Not for dumb fake reasons like a lot of the people here, but because I still think about the girl I dated in high school and of the four girls I've gone out with since, I ghosted all of them because I legitimately felt nothing and dreaded the thought of one day having sex and not being able to get an erection or having to deal with them talking about my "emotional distance".
Doesn't feel like I'm missing much honestly, though I'd rather be Gilbert Blythe than Matthew Cuthbert.

>>723670029 (OP)
THIS IS THE YEAR LADS
THIS IS THE YEAR I WILL GET A GF I SWEAR
HOW? IDK
BUT I WILL DO IT like the last 10 times

>>723676625
So where would you recommend a leaf tries to find a wife in Argentina?
Just go to Buenos Aires and take flamingo lessons?

>>723676717
>and dreaded the thought of one day having sex and not being able to get an erection
What did your Mom do to you?

>>723670029 (OP)
i thoroughly believe that getting a girlfriend is a myth, no way that this shit is possible, one's best bet is being friends with a girl since childhood or highschool after that, maybe good luck in another life

>>723677075
Make a tinder. Lie. If you are below 34 there's a chance. if not then you are fucked

>>723676625
Whiter than than the niggers and pajeets breeding like cockroaches