Thread 723673252

>2025
>I'm vaporware

Pimp my ride on swtich

>>723673252 (OP)
That's like 300 hours of gameplay. Can tendies even handle all that.

>>723673252 (OP)
This game is going to mindbreak the shitposter.

i just want the update to come out so i can do a run with the new m'lady starting class

>>723673252 (OP)
I was excited for this version until we learned how badly it runs.

>>723673252 (OP)
the footage looked really rough, give them time to optimize it more.

>have to remake your whole game because the hardware is an hopelessly outdated piece of shit
are there even enough people left who'd want to purchase it to justify all the effort?

>>723673870
Elden Ring is a ps4 game, so it should run fine in theory

I think most people are going to buy Cyberpunk 2077 instead. Soulsbornes do very poorly on the Switch in terms of sales.

>>723673915
Outlaws is a PS5 game and it runs fine in practice. From now on, devs have literally no excuse to not port their games to the Shitch Two.

>>723673870
>noo fromsoftware aren't absolutely incompetent at optimizing!!! it must be the hardware

>>723673915
And the shitch 2 is worse than the ps4 in every aspect.

>>723674034
Oh hey, it's the unreal engine 5 argument repackaged.

>>723673915
Fromsoft is just incompetent at their job like always and their ports suck.

>>723673252 (OP)
It's end of october. No mention at the big direct, no release date, no official delay..just the rumors it runs like ass.

What is this kind of marketing?

Tendies are already whining and coping because they know their Mariobox is a piece of dogshit. Lmao amazing

>>723674069
This is just wrong
>>723674126
This is probably the real answer

>>723673719
It wasn't that bad in the latest build showcased. There were still some frame rate drops, but nothing too serious.
Star Wars also looked rough in the early demos, but Ubishit somehow managed to to fix it in time. Maybe a few extra months is all they need.

Isn't there supposed to be some update that comes with it too? Is it actually going to have new content?

>>723674258
Yeah, there are some new armors and armor for Torrent that will come to all versions when it comes out

I don't think they should port any their games on the Switch 2 at all seeing the disaster DS1 was back in the Switch 1 that it sold so poorly.

>>723674457
The Switch version of DS1 Remastered was the best version because it was literally just the PS3 version with fixed framerates.

>>723674258
Two new classes (Heavy Knight and Knight of Ides or something), some new armor sets, among other things. Also, it's not going to be exclusive content.

>>723674457
I love that version of Dark Souls

>>723674497
It ran and sold poorly. It also looked like shit.

>>723674584
It looked like the original aka better than the soulless shitty remaster

>>723674584
>It ran and sold poorly
It ran fine. I don't care how much it sold
>It also looked like shit
Its literally just PTDE with some QoL fixes

Nintendchad here, we dont want any sort of rollslop or anything made by rollslopware on our console, And that includes that Duskbloods shit, you can take it it i you want, snoys

>>723674706
>So anyways here's rollslop pokemon
fuck off with your russian fag model

>>723674706
Duskbloods will be the huge system seller. You have no idea what's coming up.

>>723674230
I also saw a recent video about it, I'll hold off on it either way to see the battery life.

>>723674706
This. DS1 is a shitty disaster and so would Elden Ring and Duskbloods be. Fromshitware games sell poorly since Nintendo players know they're shit.

Nintendo is in a bad spot. They need to launch these Fromsoft titles, Metroid 4, and basically anything with even just a little edge or adult appeal, so their console doesn't just look like this severely underpowered, weenie hut jr, console for 6 year olds.

>>723675271
Fromsoft titles sell poorly in their systems. What makes you think they'll need it when it's a financial black hole to them?

>>723675393
If it's such a financial black hole then why produce it at all if not for the exact reason I stated?

>>723674706
>Nintendchad
More like Nintenchump
Ofcourse you don't want any game besides bing bing wahoo because you're a conditioned toddler for whom any semblance of an actual video game that isn't kiddieshit is too complex for you.

>>723675802
>t.

>>723675502
DS1 couldn't break 1 million on the Switch. What makes you think it'll sell any consoles? Even The Witcher 3 was more of a seller than it.

>>723675502
I think that's what he's begging for ITT, for the port to be cancelled. Terminal autism.

>>723675875
Whoa laddie no need to dox yourself

>>723675802
>More like Nintenchump
>Ofcourse you don't want any game besides bing bing wahoo because you're a conditioned toddler for whom any semblance of an actual video game that isn't kiddieshit is too complex for you.

>>723673252 (OP)
Why even bother? Tendies don't play soulsgames.

>>723674497
It didn’t have the graphical issues of Remastered on PC/Ps4/Xbone, but switch version had massively fucked up audio where a ton of ambiant sound is just missing.

The best version of DaS1 is PC ptde with mods. Else you have to choose what you sacrifice.
> PS3/360 version - looks and sounds perfect, but runs like garbage at like 480p
> Switch version - looks good and runs better than ps3, but has awful audio and is still only 30fps
> Remastered on PC/ps4/xbone - fucked up visually in areas, but framerate and resolution are by far the best, audio is good.

Fromsoft should scrap Duskbloods and wait for Valve or Epic to pick them up so they can make a better pvp game. Working with Nintendo is a waste of time and yields no profit. PC is their home turf speaking of fanbase size.

>>723676293
If you have a hacked/modded Switch you can patch the audio and enable 60fps. It's a shame Bamco is so lazy, it would be trivial to patch the game for Switch 2.

rollslopware mere existence and its consequences have been a disaster for gayming

>>723676293
>>723676613
Minor correction about the PS4 version
Only if you use a PS4 pro or play on PS5 do you get the fucked up visuals. There is no such is one base PS4
So if you have a base PS4 lying around that's the best way to play DS1.

>>723676973
That’s not true.

They fucked up the bonfires, they fucked up the lighting, they fucked up the arnour textures, they fucked up the roll animation. None of that is a Ps4pro bug, it’s inherit to all versions of “””remastered”””, maybe there’s additional problems on Ps4pro I dunno, but base ps4 is still fucked up.

>>723673252 (OP)
no offense but nintendorks cannot play difficult games. they can only play mario and zelda

It's genuinely wild how Fromsoft mindbroke this faggot so hard.

It ran on a PS4. They can't get it to work on a Switch 2?

>>723674126
As much as they're garbage with anything coding related, FROM's not the one porting this, allegedly.

>>723673723
>fromsoft
>optimisation
shiggy diggy doo

>>723678171
I'd say it's a mixed bag, some of their games launch with horrible spaghetti code, but they can release properly optimized games. Armored Core VI, Dark Souls 2 and Sekiro all felt pretty much flawless since release, and most of their other games were eventually fixed.

>>723675271
Metroid doesn't sell.

>>723673915
the game performed pretty badly on the xbone. fuck, the pc port was a mess with the shader stutters too.

>>723673252 (OP)
the horse armor dlc is getting delayed because of that fucking port

>>723673348
I’ve seen tendies with like 500 hours on both botw and totk. They’ll be fine.

>>723680348
all that for no achievement system? wtf

>>723673252 (OP)
>Bamco thought they could get away with subpar performance and GKC bs on top.

>>723673540
I am unironically excited for horse armor because Torrent's default gear clips through my favorite stuff.

>>723680784
same
though I hope the 3rd skin is themed after tree sentinels
carian and night cavalry aren't doing it for me

Why do browns hate Nintendo so much?

>>723681368
Why cant the Switch 2 play Elden Ring?

>>723673252 (OP)
I just want the new classes already

>>723673348
You mean the same people who are known for playing single-player games for thousands of hours and getting extremely autistic about self-imposed challenges?

>>723673348
300 hours? Must mean the game is $120 or something right?

>>723675271
kek you've been saying the same thing since gamecube

>>723673252 (OP)
Last time seems that it needed a little bit more of polish, if i was them i would delay it until it runs as good as the FFVII remake port

i rather have any armored core or sekiro ported to the switch desu