Thread 723682484

name the game

Dota 2

Mario Kart

>>723682484 (OP)
mario party is on steam?

>>723682484 (OP)
Ultimate Chicken Horse

>>723682484 (OP)
Golf

>>723682484 (OP)
Marvel rivals

>>723682484 (OP)
100%OJ

>>723682484 (OP)
this is obviously a review of overcooked

>>723682484 (OP)
getting irl angry at something your friends said in a game is retarded

>>723682484 (OP)
League of Legends. I was on an intramural team in college and I watched two of my teammates get into an actual physical fight in the middle of the game and we were forced to forfeit the match. MOBAs seem to bring out the worst in people.

>>723682484 (OP)
Dokapon Kingdom?

No one has got it yet

Counter Strike. People I've known for years turn into screaming retards when they're playing a casual 3v3 against each other, never mind other people. That game is pure cancer.

MOBAs are the easy answer, but they're all played by quick-to-anger manchildren so they shouldn't count.

THIS is the real answer. Any time someone brings up Mario Party as a 'friendship ruiner'-type game, I know they haven't experienced they actual, true friendship testing experience. No other game even comes close.

>>723683504
Real one.

>>723682620
This
Used to play it with a group and there was this one guy who would just get unreasonably angry. Even after we WON a match he would still be angry about whatever irrelevant shit had happened.

Anything multiplayer that takes perfect teamwork and planning and lasts more than a few minutes is not how you keep friends. Also having tryhards as friends is never fun.
I'm guessing L4D.

>>723683629
The review is for pogostuck. Any friendships that ended over that game of all things wasn't going to last anyway. So if anything, it did them a favor. But also it's probably just a fake story.

>>723683808
>see there's a PC version
>it's censored
dang, thank god Dolphin netplay is so easy

Among Us

>>723682484 (OP)
you got my interest what's the game

>>723684072
It's actually so potentially friendship straining that I can't even recommend it in good conscience, and I'm not kidding. The game can go on for many hours and it's constantly encouraging everyone to fuck each other over and ruin hours of each other's progress. Only play it with people that you know really well that can handle that kind of thing.

>>723684256
this guy got it >>723684057 (prob googled)

>>723682484 (OP)
Uno

>>723684332
kek of all games

>>723683163
My friend got angry at me when I threw ranked match after match for hours each day over the course of months to the point he hasn't talked to me in over a decade when we used to play LoL.

>>723683664
Personally, all the CS players I know are super chill. The Dotafags are the ones that get into fights.

>>723684458
I checked the person's other reviews and...

pico park

>>723684550
Sounds like you're the bad friend, honestly.
Its one thing to throw once in a while, but if you're intentionally throwing repeatedly you're just being a cunt.

>>723683916
That guy sounds like me but I'm self-aware enough to know not to play competitive games anymore.

>>723682484 (OP)
I knew someone that would get fucking rabid playing Overwatch

>>723682484 (OP)
>glad I dumped his ass
>his
female gamer alert?

>>723684550
Good for him, honestly.

>>723684872
"partner", so a fag

>>723683916
I'm literally that guy except I no longer play competitive games that include relying on teammates because I kept losing my mind so now I only play coop PvE games and everyone tells me how chill I am lmao

I was a maniac with LoL and DotA.

>>723685162
probably just a feminist
i went to grad school with a girl in her early 20s and called her husband her partner

>>723682484 (OP)
Deadlock.
It didn't help that I lost 5 partners that year, including the one lost over this stupid game.
Now I only have a gf left, but she is usually busy. So mostly I have to pick up the pieces. Never played another multiplayer game since.

Anything with ranked turns me into a seething asshole

>>723684673
>negative review
>plays another ~2000 hours
kek
8000 hours in VRChat is mental illness tier

>>723683163
Saying hurtful shit to your friends because of a game is even more retarded

>>723685261
>so now I only play coop PvE games
Don't you get angry when some chucklefuck does something retarded and throws the run or something?

>>723685261
I think some of it comes with age and calming down. I get annoyed at dumb shit when I raid on WoW private servers but not to the point where I want to yell at people however 10-15 years ago when I played dota and hon I was a fucking menace

>>723685793
you ever played real sport?
what happens on the field stays on the field

>>723685709
No kidding.
My highest playtime on any game on Steam is 1800 hours in Warframe. And that was over the course of like 10 years.
My LoL playtime might be higher, but I doubt its higher than 3000 hours, again, over the course of 15 years or so and I quit 2 years ago.

Where do people even find the time to play something for 8000+ hours?

>>723685457
sounds about right yeah

I don't play multiplayer games.

>>723685969
Been playing Dota since 2013 so I have 8000 hours in it, but I accumulated most of them when I was still in high school and I had time to play all day long.

>>723685903
i went so deep down the rage rabbit hole that I started griefing every game pre-emptively because I knew that I could avoid bans and that it would annoy the peruvian faggots who griefed all of my games. Speaking of faggots, it was also the white knight "mute all my teammate" holier than thou americans. Holy fuck I got so sick of dota players, but I was probably the worst of them all by the end of it.

>>723685793
>Love me some board games
>The only other person I know that will play regularly gets super fucking butthurt when he's losing
>Fuck it, let's go to our local game store and see if I can find some other nerds to play board games with
>Couple tables full of people
>Lean over to see what they are playing.
>Magic, Magic, Vanguard, Magic, Magic, Magic, and some other TCG I've never seen before. All these people on motorcycles and cars. Oh. That is also Magic. Atherdrift was a weird choice.
>Show up again on a night specifically for board games
>The only other one that shows up is a smelly sperg and refuses to play anything other than Arkham horror.
>The only other game store is a 3 hour drive away to another city that I really hate going to
Suffering. No board game scene here. Guess I can run another solo game.

>>723685831
I don't lose my mind. It's not like I'm indifferent. I always care about the result, but I never turn into an animal and sometimes I'll play with these animals who completely remind me of myself from the LoL days and I'll find the person repulsive. Someone disgusting that I just want to get away from me and I'll never say anything directly because I know exactly how he thinks.

>>723686194
>Magic
>All the actual "LORE" magic is goofy shit like atherdrift and "what if your favorite Magic character but in a detective hat?"
>One day think "Thank god Worlds Beyond won't be standard legal."
>Literally the next fucking day WotC announce all worlds beyond shit is going to be standard legal
>No have to see stupid shit like Spiderman and teenage mutant ninja turtles in straight up normal magic games

>>723686126
heh I have one particular memory where I was playing with a buddy. We lost and this retarded Skeleton King who went like 0-8 started blaming all of us and talking shit over mic. Anyway I went into the guy because all he kept doing was spamming ad homs and I was asking him his age then telling him he was fucking retarded because of my past misguided belief that brain maturity occurred around ~25. He was making fun of my voice which made me even more butthurt (I didn't know at the time but my jaw is misaligned, just imagine slurring your words all the time). One of my buddies was laughing at it all but I don't know if he was laughing at the guy or me and it makes me think sometimes
If I join a guild and don't like playing with them for whatever dumb personal reason or not dumb reason or if I don't fit in with people then I usually just leave without a fuss. I don't care enough to make a stink.

>>723684117
The playerbase is genuinely terrible. You have:
>Players that never vote
>Players that vote whichever color is said first
>Retarded spics that join English lobbies
>Discord cheaters that tell each other who the impostors are after they die
>People that don't even try to play the game and just spout memes
>Mentally impaired hosts that give crewmates 5x vision, 3x speed
>Hosts that think it's funny if they put 15 of every role
>People with dozens of hours that claim they can't learn any map except Skeld
>Button spammers
>Crewmates that sniff each others farts the entire game instead of splitting up to do tasks
You have like a 1/20 chance of finding a halfways decent lobby and it will still have at least 1 or 2 settings that make the game borderline unplayable.

>>723682484 (OP)
You know it's a real female because she's bringing up her ex in a fucking STEAM REVIEW.

>>723684673
>more than one year in VRChat
wew laddie

>>723686487
I hate the WotC jews.

>>723686194
>No board game scene here.
this is why I had kids

>>723686935
Calm down Tom Vasel

>>723685261
>I no longer play competitive games that include relying on teammates because I kept losing my mind so now I only play coop PvE games
This was one of my best choices I've made. I do miss the highs of a really good match but all of the unbelievably retarded people and games you suffer through is not worth it one bit, it's genuinely like a hard drug.

>>723684673
>"this voicechat game has become more corporate!"
>t.normal person: they are stifling creativity and innovation
>t.9k hours furfag: they are restricting my ability to expose minors to pornography!

>>723687221
Considering the image you posted I think you might be projecting a little.

>>723683916
Yeah, I've had retards like that in DotA and CS, wants to play with you, then flames you despite playing like a retard, I mean I'm no saint too, I lose my cool, but I just sigh or cut myself off before I say anything too mean to my friendwhile when he starts seething I know it's over, especially with DotA, because he can't call everyone cheater then, the seethe isn't aimed at me though.

>>723686973
the children will credibly pretend to enjoy Pictionary, Risk, Go, Boggle, Civilization, and Clue or be sent to the mines

>>723685969
>>723685709
>>723684673

a lot of queers "sleep" or actually do sleep in VRchat, it's quite weird. They're probably logged in near 24/7 for those hours to rank up.

>>723685831
As someone who is the same way, not really. They are different objectives and general atmosphere. Hell if I'm playing, say peak or something and for some reason someone knocked me over sending me plummeting over 300 yards down the mountain or some shit, very worst case scenario I can remove myself without a large fear or repercussion (personally scenarios like that are hilarious unless they happen so often you can never do anything). Meanwhile often times games like LoL especially punish players for leaving, and ultimately ban your account that has a bunch of sunk cost shit on it.

Back when I played league, some piece of shit could leave and you could be stuck in a game where one of your team mates did not connect, and you were stuck in a 4v5 for 20 minutes at LEAST without any kind of prayer yet still fear of reprecussion. I can only hope this system has been changed. Pve co-op games have no such threat of ramifications. If you think you will be a cunt socially it's a lot easier to remove yourself from the situation worst case scenario

>>723684767
I didn't want to be friends with him anymore but I wanted it to be his decision. He was the one who stuck out the constant abuse for nearly a year, I even got my account perma banned that I spent over $1,500 on in skins.

>>723688112
>I didn't want to be friends with him anymore but I wanted it to be his decision.

Save this for involved Ex's and nobody else. You tell your friends to their faces how much of a dick they are, and if they don't recognize and accept it, you leave.

>>723688112
>I wanted it to be his decision
You're a fag. Shoulda deleted him and moved on.

In my friends group I'm the guy who plays the most video games by far yet somehow I'm the one who takes them the least seriously. I was playing fightan with one of them and I literally had to start holding back and let him win because I was noticing he was getting legitmately heated, like not the fun kind.

I don't understand why people are like this, the fun part of video games is that they shouldn't be serious business

>>723684292
>>723683808
>>723683504
I genuinely never get mad at video games (or really anything at all) but when my girlfriend turned into the Darkling and spent all of her dark energy to steal my castles I momentarily considered beating a woman.
10/10 game

>>723686935
Well, I haven't found her either. Know someone that'll let me pump a few into?

I took the colony sim/strategy pill. People aren't fun anymore they're just angry assholes.

>play anything with a friend or even watch him play a singleplayer game
>he starts getting his ass kicked
>dead silent with sprinkles of fake laughter until he either explodes into anger or abruptly says I GOTTA GO and leaves
I should stop playing with him because it's such an uncomfortable and stressful situation to keep putting myself in

>>723682684
Those fucking teleporters

>>723688487
I couldn't, we were friends in real life, lived in the same town, and had been friends since middle school. I wanted to make sure he didn't want to reach out to me ever again.

>>723688438
I am the most anti social person you have ever interacted with, especially before there was a zero percent chance I could ever speak to someone, even a friend, bluntly. Hell we were only friends because he wanted to bully me when we first met and I didn't know how to say anything to anyone including my parents. I was just sick of his attitude over a decade and a half.

>>723684673
Holy fuck.

>>723690436
You're still a massive faggot if you don't see or refuse to see that what you did wasn't a great way to handle the situation.

>>723690436
Would have been good to have known in the first post. Alas.
I cut contact with a dude I knew online for around 12 years, even met and hung out once but he thought I blocked him instead of deleting him lol oh well

>>723682484 (OP)
>faggots

>>723682484 (OP)
Deep Rock Galactic

>>723684673
>its a tranny
bruh

>>723683398
>the worst
It's the opposite, actually. They become men and can't stand retarded shit.

>>723682620
Was going to say league, but forgot steam doesnt have it. So yes, this.

>>723683808
i genuinely cannot play mario party anymore, its SO FUCKING ASS compared to dokapon

>>723685931
A video game isnt a sport
Anybody who gets that angry over a video game is a subhuman

>>723688810
I can relate. An old friend of mine was like this too. He refused to spend any time at all in training mode or even read movelists, and he would still get super pissy whenever he’d lose to me in any fighting game. He would still insist we play, too. Any time he took a round off of me, he’d talk a lot of shit.

Eventually, once I was fed up with the guy for a laundry list of other reasons, I held back so much that I would only allow myself to use one or two moves regardless of the game we were playing, and he would still eat shit and get mad lol.

>>723690721
I wish I had a friend group of Zen Monks to play Dokkapon with, but I am simply not that fortunate

>>723683808
I've never understood the reputation of Dokapon being a "friendship ruiner". Perhaps it is because my friend group knows it's a boardgame video game, but we all went in with the expectation that we would try and screw each other over and we had a blast.

>>723690721
>>723690812
I wish I had anybody to even try the Gamecube/Wii MP games with but after years and years and years I never see Dolphin netplay/MP threads on /v/ or /vm/.

>>723690770
disingenuous retard

>>723682782
I have never once gotten mad at this game and i have had games where i'm about to win but someone in last place who is level 4 hits 5, steals all my stars and wins on their very next turn. It helps that matches are pretty short. The closest I would ever get to being mad is probably when someone plays keep-away Poppo and i have to urge everyone via the chat to gang up on her or she WILL win the game completely uncontested.

>>723690847
Did you play full games with them? If so, your fortunate to have a friend group like that. It's rare to find people that would laugh off losing hours of progress instantly to someone else and be forced to keep being beaten down due to not having resources.

>>723684673
I wonder what was the nail in the coffin, because they started being full corporate since they asked you to pay for having a custom pfp

>>723689770
based
add roguelikes to that and youre me

>>723690770
how is a sport any more high stakes?

>>723682484 (OP)
back when /v/ would play co-op EYE and no-one knew what they were doing

>>723684057
>psychological horror
Farewell, my sides.

>>723682484 (OP)
>stopped playing vidya when my friends collectively stopped talking to me
>all i do now is work and scroll
i miss being human

I 1v1 my bf in cs2 never having really played in my life and I absolutely smoked his ass. I've never seen him sadder and more drained of life. I actually had to sneakily start losing on purpose because I felt so bad. He looked like he was about to cry.

>>723682484 (OP)
I'm going to be unique and say Dokupon Kingdom: Connect. I say that while tenderly loving that game as a fucking psychopath no one I've played it with finds it fun and things it is bait to make people hate each other.

>>723682484 (OP)
People say shit like this and act like they're totally innocent as if they were doing anything themselves to deescalate the situation. Your friend said some horrible shit to you because you drew it out of him.

>>723688810
>playing Tekken with IRL bro
>has some cheese flowchart I struggle against
>I either destroy him if I get in, or miss my chance and get cut down bit by bit
>get my head around it and learn what to do
>dominate him as he rages more.and more
>my character is broken, bullshit, etc
>he switches to a character he hates and never uses
>just mashes buttons angrily
>wins more often
>seems to be enjoying it and smiling now.hes winning
>hard punish the bad moves in the mashing sequence
>genuine pant pissing rage returns

This is the kind of guy that plays like a retard in a team FPS but blames every death on everyone else, unless thats somehow impossible then the enemy was cheating.

Bump for anecdotes

>>723692662
>*Complains*
>"I guess i'm not complaining but-"

100%oj or dokapon

>>723682620
>>723683916
>Start getting tilted
>Instead of raging I would just disengage and start fucking around with dumb builds and playing real slugish
Was I better or worse than player who get mad.

>>723684550
you're literally me

>>723682484 (OP)
rogue lineage

>>723693805
that's me, but in real life
once I fail something I decide to just fuck it up as much as possible hoping to disappoint anyone who believed in me. I don't know why I do it. I don't know why it feels so bad, and yet so good.

one of my old friends was a narcissist and used to ragequit whenever we played multiplayer games
to be honest he just more threw tantrums and would then get laughed out of the group call by the rest of us

>Playing Nightreign
>Buddy is suddenly getting EXTREMELY heated that me + pal are doing things "unoptimally" by going for interesting locations that we haven't seen before rather than some spreadsheet "most efficient" route. We have ~10h played while he has ~70h.
>Starts huffing and puffing over weapon choices, ultimate usage, pretty much everything.
>The night boss comes out and he goes completely livid over "wasting" the ults when we're not doing them at the spot where the boss guide tells you to stagger the boss because it's our first/second try at the dude and we don't even know the moveset yet.
>Notice that he "wastes" an ultimate himself, point it out.
>Pretty much screeching at this point and says that it didn't matter anyway at that point, ask him why does he get to decide when things stop mattering in a team game, he mutes the VC and leaves.
>Comes back in a day, no apology, nothing, just tries not to mention it. Turns out he tried playing with randoms afterwards and had an 'even worse experience'.

Needless to say, not playing multiplayer slop with that dude again. Jesus fucking christ.

The funniest thing is how he came back like a beaten wife, but fuck man, what drives people this fucking wild? It's not even PVP, it's literally co-op shit.

>>723682782
You should just take OJ in stride. It's stupid fun happening a random. You're watching a complex light show and laughing at the shenanigans. Genuinely never met anyone get angry at it.

>>723692627
>This is the kind of guy that plays like a retard in a team FPS but blames every death on everyone else
That's why I never got the argument that fighting games aren't popular because you can't blame your team. Niggas who blame their team just find other shit to blame and rage about.

>>723694268
Absolutely, they'll blame balance, lag, matchup, even the opponent playstyle.

DSP is a great example of someone being able to just say
>There was nothing I could do
When there were a million things you could do.

>>723690812
>>723690854
>friend one
>gets into it and can play for 8+ hours as long as he isnt hugely fucked over by rng
>i have to end up playing nice with him or else he ragequits
>after the first game we did he usually just ends up in casino cave for weeks trying to get the dokapon sword/shield while i level and take castles
>literally never works out because i have several deathblocks and revives by the time he can attempt to kill me if im not halfway to the final boss by then
>managed to kill him when he was darkling once and he just walked away and hasnt played the game other than to go in the casino cave since
>friends two and three
>one of them is an ultra pussy and never retaliates ever
>hardly understands stat optimization or has a handle on how much damage will be done even after three full games
>the other actually plays the game but is still very conservative at provoking others
>neither of them really get into it and i can tell they would rather be playing something else
its a lonely life, being able to handle getting fucked over with the drive to claw your way back to the top

all im hearing in this thread is that we should have a /v/ dokapon kingdom: connect thread and lobby up

I think I am the rager in my friend group
How do I fix this bros? Single player games make me wanna ACK

>>723688810
I still remember one of my friends, probably the most casual player I know, the only guy that picked modern in SF6 when most of my friends are scrubs, had like an actual fuming fit when I played against him to the point that the entire voice call just got really fucking quiet and awkward. I thought I could be a little salty and bitchy at times but holy fuck.

Destiny 2 or Overwatch/Marvel Rivals

did OP ever say which game the review in his image was for?

>>723694689
there's no fix, but awareness is a good first step

>>723695016
it was PogoStuck
got guessed maybe 30 replies in

>>723686194
>that webm
ai is gettin' weird

>>723688810
>that cat
ai is gettin' weird

>>723682484 (OP)
Dokapon

>>723694689
>How do I fix this
make it funny instead of toxic

>friend asks me to play LEAGUE with him again
>tell him that's a bad idea because we both know I end up raging like a spastic retard when playing that game
>he says that's OK
>fast forward a month, he unfriends me after I once more raged at him for playing like sub-iron level baby-brained mongrel who's unable to ever learn from his mistakes is always the worst player in every game he's in and telling him he's worthless at everything except making up excuses for how shit he is
in retrospect, it was a bad idea
if only he wasn't SUCH AN IDIOT he would've agreed with me

It just amazes me how many people are complete apes with no control over their emotions while playing a game of all things.Dokapon I understand, we're only human, but jesus christ get it together you man children. You're ruining the game for everyone else. It's embarrassing.

>>723695343
>bro! the way you did that retarded thing that lost us the game was so funny! haha!

>>723695876
Mistake number 1: taking a game seriously.

The easiest way to spot a budding rager is to ask them if they only find a game fun when they're winning.

>>723695959
>heh, you actually learn new things when you do new things?
>not me! I'm a legit retard! I do everything wrong always and never change for the better!
mmh, yes. very funny.

i never rage at friends or family. randoms can get it though.

>>723683504
>>723683808
If you're playing a game where one playthrough with your friends takes multiple sessions spread across multiple weeks, then you have the right to be angry

>>723694045
Some people just have issues.

>>723693805
Probably worse because you're fucking shit up for the rest of your team. Those who get mad and spam on chat but continue trying to win the game can just be muted. What you did fell under griefing.

Dead by daylight

>>723695251
it's not ai

>>723682484 (OP)
Why is she not recommending the game if it helped her see the truth about the boyfriend? Seems like a good thing to me.

>>723694689
Stop being a little bitch. It was supposed to be beat out of you in school but now that's not allowed.

>>723695959
Nah the absolute best people to play games with are the people who take the game seriously, are competitive, but don't rage. This is an unfortunately very rare but very based type of person.

>>723686643
this is one of my old friends

>>723696841
>>723696006
Good posts

>>723682858
Top kek very true

>>723682484 (OP)
Deadlock, friend started raging at random teammates constantly, calling them retarded and being rude etc. It made me realize I don't actually enjoy his company anymore, so now I have 0 friends.

>>723696841
Those people just stop playing with you.

>>723696905
how do they support themselves? thats like every moment of the waking day

>>723685831
As someone who also rages at competetive games, there's tons of differences
>Usually you can just leave in co-op games, compared to competetive team games (CTG) where you would be punished for it
>co-op games I can choose my difficulty setting so I can play at slightly below my level to carry shitters if I don't feel like tryharding
>difficulties don't lie to you, you get the same experience everytime, there's no engagement bot that puts your team at a disadvantage in matchmaking because some faggot suit thinks a forced loss will make me play more
>If we lose, it doesn't impact anything and I still had fun, compared to CTG where losing feels like shit because it not only means the last 30 minutes since I queued up was a waste of time, it also means the previous 30 minute match I won was a waste of time because all the rating won has been nullified
I stopped playing competetive less because of raging, I still do that in singleplayer and co-op games occasionally, but because it's completely fucking pointless to play them when everything is decided by external factors like engagement-based matchmaking, cheaters, smurfs, whether your teammate decided to smoke weed before the match etc

>>723682484 (OP)
>broke up a 3 year relationship in the process
Discord friends?

>>723696841
Real. Some of the most fun I've had with video games are intense close matches with a team trying their hardest that are still capable of joking during the match and don't tilt when the game is going south.

>>723694689
Empathy I guess? Maybe the wrong word.

I dunno theres times when raging is fair. Just learn when those apply, like genuine bullshit, and when its just your ego having a tantrum. Try and compliment your opponent when you lose and think of one thing you could have done better.

>>723697287
>Compliment your opponent when you lose
That's a good one, you don't see people that rage do that very often, and rarely if ever do they both compliment the opponent and their own teammates.

>>723697184
>compared to CTG where losing feels like shit because it not only means the last 30 minutes since I queued up was a waste of time, it also means the previous 30 minute match I won was a waste of time
I mean, I feel like this is the real issue and probably the cause of a lot of raging in general. If you're seeing matches as a waste of time because you're not ranking up then you genuinely just don't enjoy the game on a fundamental level.

>>723697116
Last I'd heard he'd befriended some of the devs, and he's a software developer who was working for some shitty defense contractor, so (after ~10k hours) he submitted a job application and got hired.
It was a slight pay cut, but strictly work-from-home unlike his previous job, but most importantly it gave him the best possible excuse to live in VR full-time. Truly living the dream.
I knew him from /g/ ca. 2011, so there's a non-zero chance he'll see this post.

>>723697245
Nah, the most fun is when you're playing a team game, and the same guy on your team does everything wrong every single time. You just keep losing and losing and losing, over and over, and the guy never learns. You tell him on voicecom what to do and he goes "eh?"
You literally walk up to him in-game and show him exactly what to do, and he ignores what you tell him and walks off to do something else.
You lose the game, and he lies about how the things he did wrong he actually didn't do wrong but were caused by extenuating circumstances.
Your team's winrate is sub-40% because of this, because you're always playing with a man down.

Now THAT'S the most fun you can have playing video games.

>>723686935
Don't do that shit to your kids. Let them enjoy their childhood.

>>723697184
See:
>>723696006

>>723697470
There comes a point where the fault is with you for playing with a person like that, just disengage you goof and stop letting him live in your head rent free.

For Honor was like fucking laced crack. It was oxymoronically the greatest and worst shit I've ever played.

>>723682484 (OP)
My friend's sister went absolutely spastic at me once when playing DRG
Never did anything with her again, crazy bitch

>>723697510
>I rage at games
>hey look, you rage at games
Yeah, what's the point of your post

>>723697556
Are you saying it's not fun to play with that guy?

>>723689451
I lol'd at this post.

>>723682782
what's OJ?

>>723697657
Don't rage out on me now, it was just an idle observation.

No.. NO ANON NO LOWER YOUR FIST ANON I AM NOT YOUR DRYWALL OR YOUR MOTH-
AIEEE

>>723697415
I agree with that, but how many people playing League or CS do you know that actually enjoy the game? Even if you're in the minority that do, you're still being put in a match with 4 other people that don't on your team and will rage at you if you're not playing to win, that will eventually wear you out and at that point you're either addicted to the MMR grind and turn into one of them or you're not, uninstall and complain on reddit the community is toxic. That's on top of the problems I listed in my post, it's hard to have fun if you're playing against a cheater or the matchmaking decided you're having too much fun and it's time to lose. Compshit did this to itself

what if the fun of the game... is the rage you feel?

>>723690640
Is that the asexual flag. What.

>>723685931
There is an enormous difference between good banter where people are having fun, and throwing insults and getting angry. It's immediately obvious to a non-autist, non-sociopath, when people are getting tense or aren't responding well to what you're saying. If you keep going regardless, you're a cunt, simple as.

>>723695876
I said funny

>173 replies
>nobody actually mentions the all time hall of fame friendship ender

>>723694689
Try to tell yourself 'be cool' as you play when you feel it coming on, actually, just do it regardless before you even start raging until it's a habit. It helps a surprising amount. Even better if you can force yourself to start complimenting people in your head and, assuming you don't, genuinely try your hardest to look for your own mistakes. Prioritize them over other peoples. That'll not only help with raging but will make you improve way faster. I don't give a shit if you barely lost a 1v5 clutch, you bite your tongue, and you think about how you could have won it. I don't give a shit if your teammate lost a 1v1 you'd win any day of the week, you tell him 'nice try'. You need to go into games with the intention of changing your mentality. It's like if you're playing a fighting game and you suck dick at anti-airing. You go into a match and you stare at your opponent thinking about how you're going to anti-air that fucker, he might be twerking all over you that doesn't matter, because you're gonna anti-air that motherfucker when he jumps until you finally do and you keep doing that until you start needing to focus less on it.

If that fails, start thinking about it from the outside and internalizing how you come off like a retard and make everybody feel awkward and have less fun. Like it might not even be a bad idea to record yourself and play back a video of when you raged. If you're self aware then the cringe overdose will be permanent and you'll feel it every time you start raging.

>>723696197
Explain how seething makes you learn things better than being relaxed.

>>723685628
How many were lost right before retirement?

>>723694689
whenever you start getting angry, just imagine this picture

>>723698519
nah, the game is too silly, and the matches are too fast to get angry about it

>>723697985
>but how many people playing League or CS do you know that actually enjoy the game?
Everyone I know who plays CS enjoys it and I know a decent amount of people who have thousands of hours in it. Nobody I know rages at it. Some friends of mine tilt a bit at League but they also don't hide that they don't really enjoy it and only play it because of friends.
>Even if you're in the minority
Anon, I don't think it's really a minority as much as people meme about the communities.
>will rage at you if you're not playing to win
I mean, yeah, if you're playing ranked then people expect you to try, not to do well but to try your best, and even non-ragers will naturally be upset if you're clearly not. Playing to win and taking the game seriously doesn't mean that you don't enjoy the game. If you don't enjoy trying hard to win then you shouldn't be playing ranked to begin with.

>>723698519
I never really got angry at this game
mainly just because me and my mates were so shit at controlling the worms

>>723682620
It was easier to quit dota than to stop raging at my crusader friend.
I mean, how hard it is to remember that you have to farm camps if you have nothing to do on the map? Or carry and use a tp???

>>723699135
IT'S HARD OKAY?

>>723683163
Women will get mad at you for things they dreamt you doing.

>>723682484 (OP)
I once tried playing Portal 2 co-op with my then-girlfriend. It was like that game journalist vs Cuphead video, except much worse, because I was there telling her exactly what to do at any given moment, and it didn't help at all.
And it's not like she was a bimbo that had never seen video games before, she'd played plenty of stuff, and her whole personality was being an intellectual with two degrees.
I completely lost my shit and raged at her. And it was exactly because I cared and was invested in the relationship, I never raged at randos in Dota, it's specifically the realization that I'm dating a drooling retard (who I thought was smart), and that my potential children would be born retarded that broke me.

>>723682484 (OP)
>Partner
So its a faggot tranny

>>723699735
women dont have good spatial awareness mate
she could still be quite clever

>>723699735
next you'll tell us you asked her to read a map

>>723699735
There's different kinds of intelligence anon.

>>723693971
You're mindbroken yourself into getting satisfaction out of negative attention

>>723682484 (OP)
Armello, dude. I've had so many friends fucking seethe at each other over this game.

>>723699735
Autismo-kun...

>>723685969
Some people leave their PCs on logged into a game, I've got a friend that hasn't logged out of Digimon for 2 weeks, but then again he has beaten it twice so a large portion of that is real.

>>723700850
ive beaten it twice and only have 102 hours in it. How many does your friend have?

>>723700545
Not even just that but whose never had an off day where they fucked up even things they should already know or struggled to grasp something they felt silly about when it finally clicked? Dismissing someone's intelligence based on one short activity is retarded but understandable when it's a stranger you'll never meet again. It's something else entirely when it's a person you're thinking about having kids with.

>>723699735
many years ago I played RE5 with a friend who's slow. good kid but he legit has some deformity that affects intellect as well. one time in RE4 I watched him get stuck at the stained glass puzzle. I timed it, it took him 8 minutes. reaction time of a 70 year old, in RE5 he'd fail every single QTE, those sections were a nightmare to co-op with him. he'd also go down every 5 minutes and say "heeeelp" with a silly voice. I contained my rage though, didn't snap for an entire playthrough but holy shit was my blood boiling.

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>>723701510
youre a nice friend for playing with him

>>723682484 (OP)
Dark and Darker, any PvPvE extraction game brings out the worst, so many people are so tied to their gear and stash and if they lose it because one member of the squad can't play on their level and lose good gear, you will see them get really peeved off on you for a long time, I played one with a friend whos into this and I pretty much stopped playing with him when I can hear his tone change after we died with his some of his gear.

>>723702000
I'm not taking the credit. I was a good friend until I wasn't. some years later I distanced myself when I couldn't stand his peculiarities anymore. it's not easy to daily hang out with turbo autism. on facebook it looks like he's doing fine with new friends.

>>723702471
daily?? you mustve been young at the time

In Dokapon you can legitimately undo, with relative ease or RNG, actual hours of progress or strokes of incredible luck on opponent players.
People will not react well to you actually just wasting their time and resetting the gamestate or their gear.

There's even a way to know which card is First and Second in Combat thanks to a glitch so if you know that trick and you're not a complete fuck-up in gear and leveling you autowin.

>>723702731
>There's even a way to know which card is First and Second in Combat thanks to a glitch
im going to pretend i didnt read that

>>723694526
Unironically that would be pretty kick ass. Although I've never had multiplayer work for me for some stupid ass reason.

>>723702518
young adults. he was just clingy. the kind of guy that makes you want to appear offline. sometimes it makes me sad because we had some good fun before he decided to suffocate me with his friendship. don't be clingy, anons.

>>723682484 (OP)
>name the game
the game

>>723700606
i remember before the Fang nerf and exploding dice rework i got so many wins just overkilling the king so hard, my passive would activate and i'd get a completely riskless kingslayer victory and one of my friends would go "why the FUCK does that work on the King, holy bullshit"

>>723702731
i remember a game where i won by accidentally teleporting to a late game store, buying a crossbow (that i shpuldn't otherwise have access to) from the shop and just chain-killing all my friends and taking all their towns repeatedly until the game ended

>>723687848
>sleep in VRchat

if VR goggles were more comfortable I would do exactly that

it's fucking kino to solo visit some of the luxury apartment worlds and have a mattress or sofa IRL that matches up with one in-game

>>723697184
these reasons are also some of the exact reason why chilling in easier difficulty levels in payday 2 was fun

>no tryhards in coop, just working together
>could chill in easier difficulties and help noobs
>simply pick harder stuff if i feel like it
>no real penalties to losing

those were better times

>>723696905
I wouldn't be friends with someone who 'plays' vrc

>>723695562
>worthless at everything except making up excuses for how shit he is
That's funny, anon.

>>723705901
What the fuck is the point of that? Don't you want to sleep with lights off, ideally not seeing anything at all? Aren't your eyes closed? What the fuck are you doing

>>723687221
VRChat literally goes out of its way to NOT make 18+ only servers
the only 18+ servers are private servers set up by individuals or communities

Most people are happy to label lewd models as pornographic/18+ but VRChat does nothing with that information and lets people connect to any server with that model

>>723705901
Chad reality rejector
>>723708739
Virgin reality liver

>>723708912
You don't sleep in reality retard, you sleep in your dreams. Why do you want a headset on at that moment

I have found that I really dont like friend slop games because I like to win games so when a friend "pranks" me in some way I can only think of it as setting all of us back in achieving our shared goal.
it would be like if we were all painting a house irl and a friend shat on a wall as a joke, you'd be like "why did you do that retard we all have to clean it now"
this hasn't caused any drama or spaghetti but I dont buy them anymore.

>>723682484 (OP)
>trusting a review made by a literal AIDS infested faggot

>>723698303
he's an "asexual" tranny.

>>723685261
I wonder how many people this applies to.
Also the same here, played League for 6 years straight. Made it to Diamond I, but I was literally a different person when I played that game.
Constant trash talk, spamming emotes solely to trigger or piss off the enemy, going on absolutely insane schizobabble tangents if someone dared say anything to me or complain.
I then started intentionally griefing and leaving matches if someone did a single thing to piss me off while gloating in chat about it. I had constant 20 min timers between matches or chat timeouts.

Weirdly, most PvP games i'm still fine with. It's just ones with a "long" term season/rank feature. I tried out Marvel Rivals and I was starting to act the same there so I quit.
But outside of those types of games i'm incredibly relaxed and don't care at all if a friend fucks up.

>>723683163
>>723685793
I know a dude who can't handle losing and he starts throwing personal insults when he's doing bad in mario party. I wish I was joking, I can't play it with my friend group since he's such a sore loser.

>>723699735
I completely get it. If anything I'm more lenient to strangers in online comp games because my expectations were low in the first place, but seeing someone you've known for years act like a bumbling buffoon sends me into a rage. It's like my trust has been broken and I feel like I've been tricked. I don't rage often but when the stars align it doesn't take much.

>>723709158
its the environment/community, everyones angry and tense and cunts to each other so it rubs off on you.
I like to think I'm a pretty chill guy who is above online trash talk but in League I told someone to kill themselves for the first and only time in my life.

>>723706116
I was looking for a co-op game to play with friends recently since we got burned out on most of the popular ones and I managed to convince them (massive normalfags) to use DLC unlocker so I almost pulled the bullet on PD2, but then the fucekrs introduced the DLC subscription.
Man fuck starbreeze

>>723695251
>he doesn't know

>>723682484 (OP)
>game is called rage with your friends
>rage with your friends
>relationship ruined
How is this allowed?

All of this was created by automated matchmaking. If you let players choose the lobbies they participate in all of this goes away.

>>723714106
Kind of true, but I think that has to do with being able to leave at any moment with no consequence. I remember I played a lot of Vietcong and I never raged unlike with LoL.

>>723682484 (OP)
that's gotta be an amogus reviewa

>>723700598
yeah I probably have
must be due to being a failure

>>723695876
>>723696197
>How do I fix being a raging moron
>Oh just remember it's a game for fun and focus on that
>Game? Fun?
>Start raging about getting the right answer
You may just have to give up altogether buddy. What did you expect, that we'd say keep raging but keep a stress ball on your deck? To keep your insults above belt? To take it out on your walls before you queue up again?

>>723682620
fpbp

>>723696548
>Dead by daylight
how can this game be toxic? barely anyone chats. also why is queue time so long? is it because of sbmm?

>>723683916
Lmao, that was me. Id play a few matches and id be mad as fuck for the whole day. Had to drop that shit because it was pointless getting that mad over a game i also experienced being on the reciving end of a raging retard from a friend group, so it gave me a new perspective

>>723692081
Have you heard of single player games lad?