Thread 723692626

>>723692626 (OP)
My reply to this thread is a boon, despite the fact OP is a troon!

>>723692626 (OP)
your rhyme is weak, you fatty bitch. You cooter made my penis itch

Are you guys playing anything spooky this season?
Any games that might scare you for whatever reason?

>>723692626 (OP)
i suppose my post will be second!
though i doubt the this thread will get more than 5 i reckon!

>>723692626 (OP)
Your rhyme is shit and you're a fag, let me show you how its done you hag.

It costs a rhyme to enter my thread, or your stupid ass will end up dead.

Thats how you rhyme, OP you fuck. Now sit in the corner you broken buck.

>>723692626 (OP)
Interesting thread, I'll give it a try.
So here is my post, just check out this 5!

>>723692626 (OP)
Here's a good rhyme since its bound to upset some cucks.
Because I get to shit on cancer because Persona fucking sucks.

Stop falling for their silly pranks, They say they're oppressed but own all the banks!

>>723692819
Sleeping Dogs is what I'm playing, but its not horror just triad slaying.
But I have a clever loophole, its DLC can fill that role.

>>723692626 (OP)
OP is a fag, this much is true
Now sit in the corner while my post ends in 2

>>723692626 (OP)
i wish you faggots would be banished from /v/
a board like /nin/ would be a better place for you niggers to be

Anon is gay:
has sex with men.
He wants to "play"
with his friend, Ben.

>>723693208
I have failed, but unlike OP I'm still straight
Now behold, as I bring forth number 8!

>>723693010
You tried and failed, this much is true.
So now I'll turn your balls to glue!

>>723693208
Good job you twat, you really showed us with that.
Now watch me pull a 5 from my hat.

These rhymes that I’m reading don’t seem to flow nicely. These lines lack good meter and don’t fit so rightly.

The contest is over soon.
Have you submitted your entry, you big baboon?

But the update is out before the contest ends.
Choco must be crazy. This makes no sense.

>>723693325
A laudable get, and with nary a Yugi. The King of Games is doubtlessly envious, truly.

>>723693328
You can take your meter and shove it in your bussy, you fancy prancy homo wussy.

>>723692626 (OP)
>>723692626 (OP)
Gruntilda got me craving strange, even if her cunt gives me mange. Kazooie's hole make me actin' funny, gonna ram my dick up her eggy cunny. Tooie's looking pretty good too, I'll let her suck off all Kazooie's goo. Banjo's gonna get it too, don't even care if I get covered in poo

>>723693571
But Bottles what about your wife?
She'll take your balls with a knife.

>>723693325
Very well done, however you should aim bigger. Here is a 6 you stupid little nigger.

>>723693945
Close to your goal - but not quite there, I should say.
I will roll 8, but I just want to post May.

>>723692626 (OP)
WHAT UP BITCH
I GOT A 1 UP BITCH

>>723693761
That bitch almost never goops up my dick, that's why Tooie's using it like a joystick. Step aside Anon there's no time to lose, Kazooie's coming back with the booze. She know which drinks are the best, to get me drunk enough to lay an egg on my chest

>>723694084
Short and crass...
But it gets a pass.

What rhymes with “Ikam bokum”?

>>723693328
who would listen to a post of a fool
when rhyming adverbs shows your own lack of wit
and naught but two lines make it easy to fit
while meter itself is hardly a rule

OP sucks cocks, it isnt news
I roll a 4, we gas the jews

Uh
Yeah I’m breeding breegulls
Call it a white girl now she a seagull
Moving so good she call me Seagal
Red in my backpack yeah she’d rather be home

>>723694406
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>723692626 (OP)
penis penis penis penis
this thread the jannies wipe the cleanest

im gay
..........hey

I hate niggers, I hate jews
And if you like them I hate you

>>723692626 (OP)
I'll do what I like you filthy hag, watch your mouth before I make you gag!

>>723694559
*GULP* * GULP* *GUH* *GUHCK* *GUKC* *GUK*

>>723692626 (OP)
gruntilda sexo
delicious hag
she can get it all bareback

It's funny because I just played Kazooie.
If not for my motion sickness, I'd keep on going with Tooie

>MY BOOBS GOT BIGGER
>YOU'RE PISSY
>YOU'RE A SQUIGGER
>AND I GOT COCKTOPUS IN MY SQUISSY!!!!!

Banjo's brown and Kazooie's orange
Uhh...

>>723694406
I do Spiral mountain with no Jiggies (none)
Clankers Cavern but nigga I ain’t swimming (deep)
Catch me in Click Clock Woods baby pick the season (spring)
Bring your girl friend and maybe that’s a Threeie-some

The one bitch I wanna fuck most is Kazooie, that cloacussy got me actin' screwy. Cum on her face but it ain't no biggie, get throated so deep I'll feel her Jiggies

>>723694781
A red-crested breegull is what she is
You certainly would have failed that quiz

OP thinks I can't write a poem.
But he is so wrong; I can write a poem.
I wrote this one, I wrote this poem,
And I gave it the title; "Anon's Poem".

>>723692626 (OP)
It doesn't matter the time of day, you're still OP, and you're kinda gay!

>>723694639
You say bareback, you're not all wrong
Now bend over for my futa dong

>>723692975
Amazing rhymes, my nigga.
You are amazing, my nigga.

I played Scream Fortress, but there's a catch:
If you want the prize you must finish a match.
Considering how bad Casual plays,
I won't return for the rest of my days.

>>723694406
>>723694881
>>723695089
He said make a rhyme, not talk like a nigger
If you can't tell the difference then pull the trigger

>>723695068
Grunty's cock, so thick and green

Her chunky smegma soon I'll clean!

>>723695138
Sorry, my bad, I was feeling uninspired
I'll go back to fucking your mom until i get tired.

>>723694914
Is this what you want, you horny boy?
Just stop talking, you're now my toy
(After lots of antrho sounds
Anon got "lost" and never found)

>>723694238
simulacrum

Roses are red, violets are blue
TONY HAWK'S PRO SKATER 2!!!!!!!!

>>723695374
I'm fine with this arrangement I must admit, this red-crested breegull got two new eggs and a face to sit

>>723695363
Your meter is off, I'm sorry to say
But all it does is confirm that you're gay

>>723694914
Talons on my dick they call that a foot job
Drive by your street they call that a hit job
Zootin eggs out her ass that girl is high class
Ruffle her tail feathers that’s how I smack that ass

You lying fags said this was better
"Unlike the first, a true love letter!"
"Worlds still big, but more to do"
Load of shit, here's what they do:
Triple the pagies for the same old thing
A brand new coin and recolored rings
They dumbed down everything they could
Changed the plot, but didn't make it good
They fucked this up, not once but twice
You stupid backers paid the price
"Playtonic, please, we still hold hope"
You blind morons, you just can't cope
They'll never make a good successor
So just replay the predecessor

>>723692626 (OP)
I love this dumb bear, his warmth, his girth.
I will happily accept bearing his birth.

I'd have stayed in this thread,
but I have business tomorrow.
Goodnight to all jiggers.
The Jews' tax causes me sorrow.

>>723695958
You got me there, you got me clever.
Against you I cant compete, your rhymes are just better.

this game was fun, so I tried 2
it sucked much ass, I got so jew'd.

>>723696203
tooie was mid, but not a crime
for the REAL sequel, play jiggies of time.

Most of these rhyme really stink,
The stench so bad, it spoils my drink!

>>723695068
>>723695230
Futa is gay and you are gay
And that's all I came here to say

HEE HEE HEE
LOOK AT ME
MISTER CHATGPT
HE DOES IT FOR FREE

>>723696112
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>>723692626 (OP)
I can rhyme, it's easy
But there no rules about making each line flow well or following any rhythm I hope it makes you queasy

>>723696169
The fuck is this shit
Go fuck yourself, stupid bitch

>>723696169
What the fuck? Nigga want to fuck the bear ahahaha

Why did Tooty go missing between game 1 and game 2?
I kidnapped her ass and made her screw

I can not lie, I love little Tooty
She felt so good when I raped her booty

im sick of troons and their tooie slander
the levels in banjo kazooie were blander

>>723696959
That didn't rhyme you dumb fucking jew
blow yer head smoove off all the way through

>>723696553
>>723696959
Those two anons must've been suicidal
They got their wish, their hearts are now idle

>>723695068
>>723695230
Um... Based.

>>723696758
>>723696959
STUPID FOOLS, BEING BAITED BY FAGS
YOU FORGOT THE RULES, NOW YOU"LL DIE TO HAGS

>>723694914
>>723695374
Based and zased.

>>723692626 (OP)
The end boss board game was really something else,
I wish some other game I liked took it for itself,
Not a kiddy platformer but something unexpected,
Even if Call of Duty did it I would have to respect it

>>723697001
They should've started the second game
with the spell taking out this character so lame

instead of Bottles, kill off the sister
either way, nobody will miss her!

I've never played Banjo Kazooie
But I thought it'd be funny to say Banjo Jewie

>>723697342
Shit and bitch are nearly rhymes just imperfect
Should I really be punished for such a small defect

Toby is a faggot, the new Pokemon is mid
I'm buying an Anya toy, then cumming and posting the vid

This thread just reminded me of another reason to hate Tooie
They made Grunty stop talking in rhyme, an absolutely wicked crime

>>723692626 (OP)
WHY FOLLOW THE RULES SET UP NY HERO?
BAN AND DELETE ALL YOU CAN! THE PAY IS STILL ZERO!

>>723697831
A horse fucker, self-proclaimed terror
Too stupid to notice a typographical error!

>>723697532
the game show boss kind of sucked
I skipped her lines and now Im fucked

>>723697426
She'll lift up her tail and show her eggmaker
I'll jam my tongue in, that's sure to shake her
When I'm done she'll even give me a Jiggy
My oral so good she'll become a paypiggy
But even if she ain't got the dough,
I'll ride her ass hard and give her a show
Kazooie I love and that ain't a joke
She can lay eggs on my face, I'll bathe in her yolk

Also I hate that Grunty doesn't rhyme her words in Tooie,
Fucking gay dogshit sequel to Kazooie

>>723692626 (OP)
the idea for this thread was okay, but how it turned out was really gay

>>723698510
What did you expect? OP is a fag
There was only one way this would end you dumb cunt rag

>>723698510
It's always the furries, I fucking hate them
A cancerous group we need to permanently condemn

>>723698690
That's too nice a fate, no, grab them by the zipper
and toss their furnigger ass straight through a woodchipper

>>723695068
Fuck yes, willingly will I do that
To be fucked by cock green and fat

>>723694053
I will now partake
Observe, This number I pull
Woe and behold, 8

>>723699046
Nice try, Anon, no really you tried
It's too bad that luck was not on your side
Lucky for me I have talent you see
for my post will assuredly end in 3

>>723699116
A fools errand for which we both strive, impossible to quite reach for the number we dive.

I cry, though regardless of this situation of mine. With my soul, I reach for my 9

Imagine if all women spoke with rhyme, maybe they'd speak less and not waste my time

Rose are red violets are blue I pulled my pants down and took a big poo

>>723699216
Are you insane? They'd speak a lot more
You'd constantly be trying to shut up the whore

>>723699192
Perhaps our luck is down in the pits, cuz three rolls we're in and we've only had shits.

Thinking long and thinking true, let's roll the dice and hope for a 2

>>723694914
>cloacussy
heinous
niggers tongue my anus

With a wave of my finger and a flick of my dick, one zap from me should get you quick, so get on your knees to suck and blow, but not right now I've got to go!

i never played banjo kazooie but if they rhymed all the time the game must be kinda poopy

>>723698975
Now this post right here I have to say
Is truly, literally, fucking gay

>>723699427
That rhyme is weak and stupid and sucks
B&K was based and holy shit it still fucks

>>723699427
its only the hag who speaks in these riddles
play banjo kazooie or your kids will get diddled

I was okay with LGBTP until you added the plus
Remind me of when I was pipin' a femboy and his bussy started bleeding with pus

Came in here this morning, oh wow what a fun thread,
But playing the game on the switch? i'd rather be dead

>>723692626 (OP)
Ugh whatever

>>723699927
Kill yourself now you inbred sow
Or come back and rhyme if you've got the time

>>723699992
I'm not black

>>723700103
Oh yeah, supposedly white Anon?
What games you play while I'm fuckin your mom?

>>723699428
A master of observation we have here
But where it be her cock or pussy
If seductive Gruntilda is near,
Taking or giving, I'm not fussy.

>>723692626 (OP)
Fuck you Grunty you don't make the rules
When I look at your warty ass and cooch my cock drools

Whether it's Yooka-Laylee or Yooka-Replaylee,
they tried to clone Banjo but Playtonic failee!
The levels are ugly and have no soul,
the missions are bad and the characters are dull!

The Impossible Lair, it might seem unfair,
but it's really no better, this team isn't Rare!
The controls are weightless and Laylee's a pest,
the Lair will put your patience to the test!

Banjo might be gone, but we died with grace!
I'd rather be dead than always fall flat on my face!
NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

>>723693010
Yugi my boy, you're quite a fool.
Just watch these 9s; the dubs are my tool!

I really love me tits and ass
but sometimes ladies make cute lads

I JUST WOKE UP, at 10AM
BEING A GAMER IS MY JAM
ESPECIALLY IN WEALTHY YUROP
BECAUSE I DONT HAVE TO GET A JOB

(scantily clad blonde scandinavian 19yr olds beatboxing in the background while drink my 3rd morning coffee on my porch)

>I JUST WOKE UP, at 10AM
>BEING A GAMER IS MY JAM
>ESPECIALLY IN WEALTHY YUROP
>BECAUSE I DONT HAVE TO GET A JOB
>(scantily clad blonde scandinavian 19yr olds beatboxing in the background while drink my 3rd morning coffee on my porch)

>>723701943
This is queer. I hate this.
But I still want to give this a kiss...

Going to bed would really hit but I've got to take a shit

>>723703739
up all night, perhaps a nap?
nah, Id rather chill and fap

>>723699427
perhaps banjo-tooie is more your speed
grunty's sisters force her rhymes to cede

>>723692626 (OP)
Banjo was never good. If you think otherwise, you must be in the hood!

>>723692626 (OP)
pee pee poo poo
how do you do
edging to grunty's glutes
makes my balls rather blue
so I've a proposal for you
jump on my cock you filthy jew
mustard on the beat, it is true

>>723692626 (OP)
"WITHOUT A RHYME"

Finally, it's death time.

>>723703040
Imagine the cuddles after the frotting
but to the legions of virgins, is where I'm belonging