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Anonymous No.723693559 [Report] >>723694353 >>723694517 >>723694648 >>723694687 >>723696439 >>723696714 >>723697102 >>723700730 >>723704135 >>723704324 >>723704504 >>723704970 >>723705925 >>723706095 >>723707176 >>723707334 >>723707816
2 weeks until Europa Universalis V releases. Who are you maining?
Anonymous No.723694308 [Report]
I will be torrenting it in five years when it is playable with enough expansions.
Anonymous No.723694353 [Report] >>723694508 >>723696778
>>723693559 (OP)
I haven't decided exactly but I'm thinking I'll create Prussia or a German Empire and right the wrongs of history.
Anonymous No.723694508 [Report] >>723697237 >>723697341
>>723694353
Based, save Europa and destroy that Jewish island. If Germany was ruling the world right now it would be utopia.
Anonymous No.723694517 [Report]
>>723693559 (OP)
>torrent game
>prussia playthrough
>delete
>wait a year for patches and dlc
>rinse and repeat
Anonymous No.723694550 [Report] >>723694579
B U L G A R I A
Anonymous No.723694579 [Report]
>>723694550
The Prussia of the balkans. Make sure to kill those Serbs
Anonymous No.723694648 [Report]
>>723693559 (OP)
i basically only played korea at the end of eu4s lifespan beating up on ming for fun i will probably do that
Anonymous No.723694687 [Report]
>>723693559 (OP)
I'll wait 10 years.
Anonymous No.723696439 [Report] >>723697191
>>723693559 (OP)
Wallachia
Anonymous No.723696714 [Report]
>>723693559 (OP)
I won't be fooled into buying a Paradox game on release for a third time
Anonymous No.723696778 [Report]
>>723694353
>prussia
how original
>german empire
daring today aren't we
Anonymous No.723697102 [Report]
>>723693559 (OP)
Portugal, maybe, I'm worried it has victoria 3 endless clicking in store. I never bothered learning imperator.
Anonymous No.723697191 [Report]
>>723696439
The only based answer in this thread so far.
Anonymous No.723697237 [Report] >>723697341
>>723694508
>the Germans would save the world
>Germans
Anonymous No.723697301 [Report]
Aragon, cuck castille, take over western med, become new roman empire
Anonymous No.723697341 [Report] >>723703169 >>723705067 >>723705863 >>723707473 >>723707712 >>723708163
>>723694508
>>723697237
Reminder that Germany has always been a destroyer, not a creator of civilisation.
Anonymous No.723699615 [Report] >>723700586 >>723700661
Anonymous No.723700586 [Report]
>>723699615
Anonymous No.723700661 [Report]
>>723699615
It's not going to be my first game, but I will at some point do a colonial HRE playthrough
Anonymous No.723700730 [Report]
>>723693559 (OP)
Bohemia, I will tame the Germoids and elevate the HRE to sapience
Anonymous No.723700863 [Report] >>723701017
Explain to me the 'fun' of your average paradox realtime history game with no real win condition. I tried CK2 and CK3 and just couldn't get into it. It just seems like too much shit to toy with for essentially nothing. Like a pure sandbox but stuck on the history channel. All of my other friends goon about slopping up some HOI4 or CK3 (with the elder kings mod) but I just don't get the fun.
Anonymous No.723701017 [Report] >>723701116
>>723700863
If you don't have both an imagination and a love/knowledge of history 70% of the appeal of this game will be wasted on you. The fun comes from creating interesting historical scenarios
Anonymous No.723701116 [Report] >>723704053
>>723701017
I have an imagination but I'm not much of a history gooner unfortunately.
Anonymous No.723703169 [Report]
>>723697341
>"oh noo, why wont you Germans just let us oppress you! noo stop fighting back!"
Anonymous No.723704053 [Report]
>>723701116
Play Stellaris
Anonymous No.723704135 [Report]
>>723693559 (OP)
Ottomans.
Anonymous No.723704324 [Report] >>723704817
>>723693559 (OP)
I'm sticking with IV.
Anonymous No.723704504 [Report]
>>723693559 (OP)
I will be playing Muscovy, it's always comfy as fuck and I dont have to worry about navies at all
Anonymous No.723704817 [Report] >>723704912
>>723704324
>I'm sticking with IV.
disgusting, atleast tell me you're playing anbennar
Anonymous No.723704912 [Report] >>723705292 >>723706147 >>723706408
>>723704817
Explain how the fuck this feature barren pos shit isn't "disgusting" but the one I have most of the DLC for and has mods galore isn't
Go on
Anonymous No.723704970 [Report]
>>723693559 (OP)
I'm so fucking excited.
My first 3 campaigns are going to be about restoring rome, for sure.
First one I plan is komnenoi byzantium into hre emperor and form europe, no non-european lands owned.
Second is hellenic palailogos byzantium into roman empire with no colonies
Third one is papal states into revolutionary peasant roman republic with colonial gameplay
Fourth one is probably going to be kyiv into ruthenia and then basically russian empire with different colours.
Fifth is for sure timurids mongol empire
Anonymous No.723705067 [Report]
>>723697341
The eternal kraut
Anonymous No.723705292 [Report] >>723705543
>>723704912
>EUIVtard so buck broken by paradox that he equates having DLC with being good
EU IV is inherently barren. It's a shallow game for retards. Only playable with MEIOU and even then the game fights back against any attempt to give it depth.
Anonymous No.723705330 [Report] >>723705510
I'll be playing Holland and my literal only motivation will be to wipe the UK off the map
Anonymous No.723705510 [Report]
>>723705330
based
Anonymous No.723705543 [Report] >>723706576
>>723705292
And how the fuck is V not? That was what was asked, mongoloid
Anonymous No.723705863 [Report]
>>723697341
People who associate Germans for only World Wars are low IQ. In both antiquity and modern era Germans are nasty warmonger destructive forces of Europa. Merkel is roughly half as bad as Adolf.
Anonymous No.723705925 [Report]
>>723693559 (OP)
i will play muscovy and wipe r*thenian "culture" and "language" off the map
Anonymous No.723706095 [Report] >>723706381
>>723693559 (OP)
France, the main character.
Anonymous No.723706147 [Report]
>>723704912
pops good
mana and bloat bad
simple as
Anonymous No.723706381 [Report]
>>723706095
basé
Anonymous No.723706408 [Report]
>>723704912
eu iv is a shitty board game
Anonymous No.723706576 [Report]
>>723705543
>oh my EA!
>the new DLC I just bought ($39.99) gives Mali a 20% modifier to my manpower mana!
>when does the new DLC come out
>I'm quivering in my chastity cage at the chance to buy more downloadable content!
Anonymous No.723706658 [Report] >>723706827
They fucked it up. It's too complex. Nobody plays games as a substitute for paying their taxes. EU4 was perfect and everyone knows it, why fuck it up on purpose?
Anonymous No.723706827 [Report]
>>723706658
>EU4 was perfect
Anonymous No.723706843 [Report]
Burgundy
Anonymous No.723707176 [Report]
>>723693559 (OP)
Florence -> Tuscany -> Italian Republic with aspirations to control the trade in all of the Mediterranean and Black sea, later expanding into Egypt and beyond the Red Sea.
Anonymous No.723707334 [Report]
>>723693559 (OP)
>The Netherlands
I wanna sink my teeth into the development and trade mechanics. I also wanna go through the actual difficulties of colonizing the east indies: The fact there's already established kingdoms there who you're going have to play against eachother if you wanna get a foothold.
>Russia
Probably my favourite nation in EU4 M&t. It's a big canvas with absolutely fuckall on it in terms of development which you can then 'paint' into whatever kind of nation you would like.
Anonymous No.723707454 [Report]
>Wehraboos ITT
Pulling out ol' reliable: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPUOT46ucrk&
Anonymous No.723707473 [Report] >>723707864
>>723697341
a retard made this
Anonymous No.723707662 [Report]
austria
Anonymous No.723707697 [Report]
Are Asian/American countries playable and fleshed out in Europa Universalis? I played very little of EU4 and don't remember, but I'd like to try Ainu or some American Indians.
Anonymous No.723707712 [Report]
>>723697341
>trying to blame the sack of Constantinople on Germans
That's an outright lie.
Anonymous No.723707816 [Report]
>>723693559 (OP)
I will play CK2 while complaining that other paradox games aren't CK2
Anonymous No.723707834 [Report]
I think I'll just play EU4 again.
Florence > Tuscany > Sardinia-Piedmont > Two Sicilies > Italy > Roman Empire > Holy Roman Empire
As usual.
Anonymous No.723707864 [Report]
>>723707473
It's just your typical anti-German seething. They'll pretend to care about the Wars of Religion then cry for a few hours about WW2.
Anonymous No.723708163 [Report]
>>723697341
kek it do be like that. imagine a world where Europe didn't go through two World Wars but kept developing in art and science instead of relying on Yankees and commies for everything because some asstard country decided to fuck things up (again).