Thread 723694429

>nearly 60 movies
>trained special forces and UFC fighters
>weapons and martial arts expert
>Irish/Jewish/Mongolian/Native American
>films mostly consist of him being an operative of sorts and going after drug dealers, terrorists, foreign governments, human traffickers
>proficient in a wide assortment of weaponry, both melee and firearms
>iconic look
>graceful martial arts moves of various forms performed with incredible discipline
>svelte, but husky build
>distinct ponytail
>goes around fucking people up
>spouts wise immeasurably deep philosophy.
>most if not all of his films have scenes that take place in strip clubs

>not one video game adaptation or appearance

Pitch your idea for the Sensei.

>>723694429 (OP)
Fatty Chins Lardmaster.

>>723694590
Sounds good.
Is it like Sleeping Dogs?

Taking everyone birthday

>>723694721
Well, there will probably be a lot of sleeping, like a dog.

It actually plays like Katamari Damacy though

>>723694429 (OP)
Rouge warrior but even worse somehow

>>723694885
>Katamari Damacy
Game looks like a weeb acid trip.
>>723694867
Deytooker

Just another link in a money laundering chain.

>>723694429 (OP)
Gollum remake staring him so he can be Steven Smeagol

Someone give my man some lotion

>graceful martial arts moves of various forms performed with incredible discipline
>svelte, but husky build
>distinct ponytail
You really a a faggot kike, Steven.

>>723694429 (OP)
>he hasn't played Steven Segal is The Final Solution prototype on the SNES

>>723694429 (OP)
>not one video game adaptation or appearance
That's where you're wrong buddy.

I give you all the gift of punani

https://youtu.be/mew_ivlshok

>>723694429 (OP)
>>not one video game adaptation or appearance
The world simply isn't ready for a video game adaptation of Birthday Snatcher.

The closest I can get you.

>>723694429 (OP)
>>not one video game adaptation or appearance
Wrong.

>>723695248
>a weeb that raised his daughter to be a whore

It would have to be a combination of Sleeping Dogs, Sifu, and Call of Duty with the stealth of Siphon Filter and with writing that has a fat 60 year old hasbeen sexually desirable by women and a reputation for being the best like James Bond.

>>723695175
>You really a a faggot kike, Steven.
I might be...or it might could be an illusion.

Punani Hunter 2025

>>723694429 (OP)
This little piggy goes direct to cable.

>>723694429 (OP)
Serious question: Is his hair real? Either he has godlike hair genes for someone his age or it must be fake right?

>>723695176
Crazy, it was being made by the same devs who did Postal.
https://www.unseen64.net/2023/08/19/steven-seagal-is-the-final-option-snes-genesis-cancelled/

>>723695626
Wow he sure is fit for a uh.... thirty year old?

>>723696116
Fuck no.
His hair hasn't been real since the 90s.

>>723696116
lol bald untermensch gene post

>>723694429 (OP)
He'll probably be in a vidya for Russia.

>>723695613
>better to make a whore by my hand than someone else's
-sun tzu

>>723696167
I had a feeling but wasnt sure. For some reason Im bad at telling, maybe bc I usually dont really pay attention to it. Didnt even know Ralphie from the Sopranos had a wig until the reveal kek

>>723696116
His shit was thinning pretty bad back in the day.

fake-ass martial artist and a russian cocksucker

>>723694429 (OP)
>not one video game adaptation or appearance