Thread 723707696

What would you do if you have the power of Alex Mercer?

Travel to Israel and start blasting.

>>723707696 (OP)
Farm aura and hype moments with sick ass poses

>>723707696 (OP)
Job to a nigger in the sequel.

>>723707725
This desu TKD

>>723707696 (OP)
turn the entirety of new york into my goon hive

>>723707696 (OP)
Play video games.

Rape

>>723707696 (OP)
>transform into loli demon
>start a gaming vtuber channel
>eat forests instead of people.
>use money from stream to play more video games
More games should let us roleplay as all consuming slime monsters in humanoid form.

>>723707696 (OP)
Microsoft will never greenlight another Prototype game let alone a remaster of it even if they currently own Activision. Stop it.

>>723707810
Isn't that how Slaanesh came into existence or something?

>>723707887
Why?

>>723707696 (OP)
Never played his game and can't quite recall the name of it, so I'm not entirely sure. He can like, shapeshift right? I'm torn between killing a certain person and forever hiding that I have powers, and revealing that I have powers and trying to leverage that for a quiet, easy life somehow.

Probably get a cooler jacket

Transform into a little girl

>>723707904
nta but look at what they're publishing and making, it's all corpo safe slop

>>723707894
Slaanesh came into existence because of libtard polyamourous space elves

>>723707846
Does the semen of the Zeus afflicted have its own autonomy and consume-infect the recipient?
Can the afflicted even shoot out semen at all?

Reminder that Prototype 2 is more fun to replay because no one cares about the retarded story on a second playthrough but the Hulk-like movement is much more fun

>>723707954
No I mean the planet-wide orgy or whatever they were doing.

>>723707910
>He can like, shapeshift right? I'm torn between killing a certain person and forever hiding that I have powers, and revealing that I have powers and trying to leverage that for a quiet, easy life somehow.
You can consume that person, take his memories, habits, appearance, basically his entire existence and live as him.

>>723707696 (OP)
Eat a random HS jock and pound prime pussy.

>>723707952
They aren't even making anymore, all their first party games are in dev hell. The publishers they bought are the only ones putting out what they had in the pipeline.

>>723707887
Do you trust modern developers with a Prototype reboot?

It's pretty kino when he realizes Mercer is just another one of the many identities he can take but is just as dead as all the others. He is just the virus
I should replay it

>>723707874
This plus have hivemind clones working a bunch of super easy minimum wage jobs while they recieve dopamine from me playing video games all day.

>>723708075
Not even the ones who think they know anything about gore.

>>723708112
NOTHING WILL PROTECT YOU CHUDS FROM ME
NOT MEMES
NOT ELON
NOT TRUMP

>>723708002
This is true. I think I played the second game twice and it was fun experiences. It's fun to be a violent revenge seeking nigger monkey and Heller was perfect for that.

>>723708119
>have the power to rob banks or do some extremely high-paying services for the government like taking foreign politicians and what not
>resorts to multi wage slaving instead
Sasuga...

You fuckers got me to reinstall

>>723708026
How often can I switch? Because I definitely do NOT want the appearance, memories, or habits of the person I'd like to get rid of. But I could pin the blame on someone else, and then just revert, I assume.

But yeah this sounds like a one and done deal to me. I swap my identity, make my world a slightly better place, then forget I have John Carpenter's The Thing powers because eating people sounds like a pain in the ass.

>>723708301
hahahaha why are you niggers always so fucking retarded
you get powers that make you god-like powerful and are gonna tell the government about it? even if they do hire you, whenever you're not on a job you'll spend the downtime in a cell being constantly tazered

>>723708347
>if i could pin the blame
Sis your patsy ability?

>>723708347
>How often can I switch? Because I definitely do NOT want the appearance, memories, or habits of the person I'd like to get rid of.
Play the fucking game you goddam niggerfaggot, stop answering hypotheticals for powers in games you have never heard of

>>723708005
yes they organized the biggest goonsesh in the galaxy that was so fucking degenerate and satanic it manifested a satan rapist god that wiped out almost all of their hyperadvanced for that time civilization and now the rest who survived shiver in fear knowing that the abominable god they are directly responsible for creating is going to consume their souls in the afterlife

>>723708362
>you'll spend the downtime in a cell being constantly tazered
You have some weird fetishes.

Kill all jews or something, idk

>>723708347
>eating people sounds like a pain in the ass.
mercer can basically just grab biologicals (humans in this case) and suck them into his biomass like a high-pressure underwater pipe without much fuss to it

you could bump into someone in a crowded room and disappear them without anyone noticing if there were enough noise to mask the funny crunchy glooshy noises in that two-second event of absorption

Any other games that let you cannonball civilians?

>>723708443
I have spent every day since prototype cane out fantasizing about this power set. While Mercer can blow up tanks and helicopters and shit and survive nuclear bombs, I don't actually want to fight my government for my own freedom.
That anon was correct, you'd be an experiment.

>>723707904
Prototype never sold "big" numbers and that's what Microsoft only wants.

>>723707696 (OP)
I guess I'd find somewhere quiet to call home.

>>723707696 (OP)
Become infrastructure

>>723708418
>stop answering hypotheticals for powers in games you have never heard of
Yeah, you're right. /v/ is shit right now and I'm bored

TND
TKD
TTD

>>723708570
Why do you assume you'd lose against the goblerment? Why do you think there'd be a conflict in the first place?

>>723708732
>thinking the government would let a metahuman keep his freedom

>>723707696 (OP)
The horrible reality of knowing nearly every criminal you're going to kill is going to be some shade of brown. You'll become Mutt Supreme by the end of the week.

>>723707696 (OP)
jump around and glide really fast
and try to see if i can make more of my kind without going full le total human death because it would be depressing to live a long life surrounded by graves

>>723708347
>then forget I have John Carpenter's The Thing powers because eating people sounds like a pain in the ass.
You need to eat, it's not optional. That's the entire moral dilemma of the virus having human emotions in the first game. It was a better person than Alex ever was, but it still needed to consume biomass to live.

Pretended I’m a woman. I guess if I really do have Alex’s power, I really would be a woman so I guess I’m going to find a white man and have his babies.

>>723708818
Just don't go live in a log cabon or whatever the fuck he did in the comic that turned him into le humanity must die mode

>picrel obviously
>go on long trips to see some scenic locations
>get laid with a hot bitch once at least
>get revenge on all the cunts who ever wronged me slightly
>consume some programmers to get some skills in tech and work on my dream vidya
pretty low key stuff but I'm not a grandiose type

>>723708875
Women

>>723708753
If your powers just came to be and it isn't the result of a government experiment, they wouldn't even know what you are or what you can or cannot do. Just keep as much of it a secret.

>>723707779
havent even played this series, is that really what happens? kwab

>>723708821
>but it still needed to consume biomass to live
Is that the case? I thought it just spread cause that's what evil viruses do

>>723708846
Can the virus even get pregante?

>>723708846
Find me when it happens.

>>723708961
In the sequel nobody liked, yes.

>>723708972
Biomass isn't free. All of Alex's powers gradually unlock because he's condensing more and more flesh into such a small frame. It's the reason his punches hit like tank shells, he's hitting people with the force of several tons. It's why the concrete shatters on his landings.

>>723708961
the sequel turned the original game's superscientist spanish protagonist into a literal edgy retard solely so that a giant 70iq gorilla black man could defeat him and save the day
throughout the game (the sequel, prototype 2) you are subject to constant "black-isms" of the main character constantly reminding you, vocally and with his mannerisms, that he is in fact a giant 70iq black person

there's gameplay buried beneath all of that somewhere but you need to be constantly reminded that you are playing a black character in order to enjoy it
naturally, it did not sell very well and the fans did not appreciate this one bit

>>723708732
I didn't say I'd lose I said it was more effort than it's worth.

>>723709153
yeah OK but is that gif fucking real or what

>>723709074
can't he eat biomass(a medium rare steak) the normal way

>>723709175
yeah that's a real cat

What would Jesus do?

>>723708753
>>723708570
>>723708362
>>723708119
>he thinks he can hide forever

Yeah the story and dialogue is cringe, but the gameplay is insanely fun

>>723709257
>>723707725

>>723707696 (OP)
Destroy India
Then become a hung futa loli and milk my balls all day

>>723709204
Yes, the virus spread because Zeus considered himself a separate entity from it. It did what viruses do. He would only need biomass to maintain the mass he already had.
He can absorb whatever the fuck he wants much more completely than any other living organism, but he'd still burn some energy.

>>723709320
>dialogue is cringe
sounds like a you problem

>>723707725
FPBP!

>>723707779
Not canon

>start doing small time stuff like disappearing people
>maybe (intentionally) leave 1 witness who will see me absorb someone with tendrils so their insane story will make everyone think they're just insane
>walk into the middle of crowded cities with a hoody on apl dark and mysterious like mercer knowing that at any moment i could blow into a storm of tendrils, blood and viscera
>maybe i do, forever changing what everyone knows about the world forever
>sit back and watch the world scramble to try to contain the biological threat that is me while i glide around the city, bullet diving off of buildings and running around in armor mode rampaging through cars and shit
Or I'd become a vigilante that only targets muzzies and rapefricans

What's this talk of a potential remaster/remake? I heard the original game's credits got randomly touched with new names.

>>723709276
My answer is to
>hide for as long as possible in plain sight
>store my own cells on every deserted island around the world so I can regrow myself if ever damaged beyond repair
>don't purposefully antagonize the government
>keep collateral damage to a minimum so I don't lose public favor or become a larger target
>When fighting, take my nigh invulnerability as a bigger advantage than any other power so I can just outlast in attrition battles without having to kill
>avoid having any biomass captured to be experimented on for as long as possible
>if any clones are ever captured the main portion of my consciousness will be in a different free body.
>Do my best to convince humanity that I am no threat nor weapon to be used
This is in general the ruleset by which I roleplay in all rpgs, maximum avoidance of responsibility and authority.

>>723709257
>>723707725

>>723709385
Prototype had the coolest take on military guys ever in vidya. Blackwatch troopers and these jabroni fucks are my all time favorite tacticool designs

I'd like to transform into a big tiddy woman and masturbate, but Alex's shapeshifting needs you to absorb someone first to even change forms.
I don't think I'm crazy enough to kill people just for that.

>>723709738
Are there any kino stories of them raping the inhabitants of that village they purged

>>723707696 (OP)
i'm immortal now and don't require food and it would be bothersome to reveal my powers so I'll just neet it up

>>723709691
>>store my own cells on every deserted island around the world so I can regrow myself if ever damaged beyond repair
Yknow, given that Mercer could regrow himself after tanking a nuke, every time he threw biomass around, that little isolated bit of it should have grown its own Mercer that thinks it's the main one

>>723709758
Nah, they're too professional to do that

>>723707725
Why do you need to travel? Just start blasting in your neighbor and the virus would spread there eventually.

>>723709257
Blast to Israel and start travelling.

>>723709807
>it's the main one
considering it's still a hivemind and absorption doesn't mean either as an entity truly disappears, both "main" and the "split" will come to the conclusion of "we are zeus virus", combine and call it a day.

>>723709807
Nah, a coin toss decides which one is the main mercer each time

>>723709756
It really wouldn't need to absorb for transformation after a certain level of development or knowledge with your powers.

>>723708821
>It was a better person than Alex ever was
>Killing billions and infecting millions as literal walking virus
>Compared to a guy who's a little mean to woman
Totally not feminazi vibe lil bro

>fitgirls prototype doesnt work
God damn it

>>723710078
Oh no Jesus-kun please be gentle

>>723709691
>store my own cells on every deserted island around the world so I can regrow myself if ever damaged beyond repair
bro nothing in our time could kill or even injure mercer what are you so worried about

>>723710160
Jesus wants to be inside every man woman and children

>>723710146
>fitgirl

Just use one of your private trackrs

>>723710075
:^)

>>723707887
What is with you people and only caring about video games if they have an avenue to be new and popular. News flash buckaroo, people can talk about a game for years just because they like it, not because they're looking to be part of what's hip or out of hope of what they like will be hip or relevant.

>>723708914
Why the fuck do you need to work for inferior beings and society when you're a literal god? This slave mentality is best proof of how well indoctrinated most of /v/ has become.

>>723710140
>Compared to a guy who's a little mean to woman
Alex unleashed the virus in the first place.

>>723708846
You will never have Alex's powers

>>723710181
How do I know I'm the only person who got his most wanted superpower set at random? For all I know theres a million King Crimsons and Saitamas out there.

>>723710235
>need to work
where the ABSOLUTE FUCK did you get that from nigga, I'm already a neet even as a normal human
I just want to make my dream vidya as a creative expression for myself

Why did people say King Crimson was confusing? He deletes time, he chooses a start, and an end point, then deletes the time inbetween
Kind of wacky but not that complex
Half the shit in Stone Ocean alone is more complex

>>723707696 (OP)
Figure out how much biomass I can get away with before I have to shit it out. How many pounds until I struggle to walk or the floor beneath me caves in? You would need a comfy-life mode low weight build for day to day life, and a 1,000 pound biomass build for combat.

>>723710420
99% of the shit in jojo was never meant to be analyzed beyond face value and it's a mistake to do anything other than nod and smile at it
how does dio stop time?
>he just does ok
sure. ok. he's also a vampire with a spirit guardian
>erm but this actually makes sense because it
no
stop
just nod and smile

>>723710341
Why would they care about (You)? Even if they were maniacs why would they fight the only other bio weapon threat on the planet instead of just doing whatever

>>723710267
He didn't know what it can do. Birkin did the same and you don't see him being compared to G, do you?

>Everyone else on earth gets mercer powers but you
What do in this situation?

>>723709738
How do they see?

>>723707696 (OP)
Start an Onlyfans.

>>723710676
Accept death

>bump into US military
>they tell you to quit it and that there will be consequences
>bump into Blackwatch
>they immediately threaten to kill you
Prototype is full of neat little details like that.

>>723710679
lil green dot at bottom left corner (bottom right from our perspective) of their head mount probably

>>723710676
have sex with all of them collectively at the same time as i now have the most valuable sperm on the planet and it is the zeus viris biological imperative to worship my cock to ensure its survival (the entire planet is now a singular zeus virus hivemind)

>>723710747
>disguised as an officer
>bump into blackwatch
>they're the ones who apologize to you
hehe

>>723710582
Sounds like something someone planning on monkey pawing every genie thread would say. What do I gain by not spreading my brain around the globe?

I had this exact phone in 2010

>>723708818
>>723707846

>>723711098
that's the same year i banged your mom

>>723711179
why did you dig out her grave you bastard, it cost a lot

>>723711229
she faked her death so we could keep having sex
sorry you had to find out this way

>>723707910
the most unique mechanic i have ever seen in a game, its a must.

>>723711357
happens to me all the time
she was always a cunt like that

>>723711461
Zamn for some reason I always imagined McGee as being in this 60s or something. He's really handsome, and also looks like he's seen some shit which he definitely has.

>>723711530
This picture is, like, 20 years old.

Could you eat some deep sea creature and go down there to see what's up? That'd be neat.

>>723711530
that's a photo of him from 21 years ago but yeah he's a cool dude who takes things quite well

>>723711585
>>723711612
Nvm my blind retard read that 2004 as 2024, he's 52.

>>723711602
it's really, really easy to get trapped on the ocean floor for a variety of reasons
and i mean trapped-trapped as in your ass is down there in the darkness for centuries

half the reason we stopped fucking with the ocean floor is because expeditions just get Ghosted and fucking disappear down there

>>723711747
I wonder what causes that
can't they just float back up by dropping ballast

>>723711802
I wouldn't worry about it

>>723711881
come on man you made me curious
deep sea is fun

>that security cam reveal of Mercer spreading it
K I N O

>>723711802
>can't they just float back up by dropping ballast
They could have dived a smidge more than what their vessel could have handled and died in a millisecond from tonnes of water imploding them like the Titan submersible

>>723711802
Dropping ballast is such a meme
>below 10 miles of water
>drop one bag of sand
>suddenly all the water above you goes "no I wanna be below you actually" and pushes you up
Gravity is a spook

>>723707696 (OP)
Play SOMA because I finally won the coinflip

>>723709153
Even worse that retarded change happened in the comic. I fucking hate it. Same thing happened to Nomad from Crysis 1, although Crysis 3 implied hes still alive.

>>723712294
>>723710078
overlap between prototype and soma fans?

Have a threesome with my tomboy sister Dana and my tomboy mom Elizabeth Greene

>>723709257
>Mercer's not human
>died for people who hated him
>resurrected
Hmmm

>>723712861
having a nuke as a religious symbol of christianity would be dope
imagine frescos, statues, architecture and ornaments depicting that shit instead of a cross

>>723708846
Can Alex even breed?
I remember he couldn't as a fail safe designed into the virus.

>>723713294
>Can Alex even breed?
No, he's white

Prototype 3 when

>>723714794
We already got it
>b-but
Yeah, I know. It can't be helped

>>723714889
This shit sucked.

>>723714889
This shit was crackdown, not prototype.

>>723714889
Ehh

>>723707696 (OP)
Experiment with my powers.
Being an unstoppable avatar of destruction is cool and all.
But can I create new useful things from the biomass?
Can I modify or moderate the virus such that it doesn't harm hosts?
Can I manipulate or, better yet, subtly influence, infected people?

>>723711461
>>723711530
>read his wiki page for early life
>get angry
save yourself the trouble and don't read it

>>723709738
>This monster can become anyone, destroy tanks singlehandedly, fly, shoot tendrils that pulp anything, and become impervious to bombing, what should we do?
>Create a guy who can punch really, really hard!

>>723710675
Birkin and his wife were absolutely worse than their creations.
They intentionally and knowingly created a horrifying biological weapon.
They tested that shit on live humans, on literal fucking orphaned children.
They fucking knew what it was and what it was going to be used for, and any attempt to play dumb just makes them look worse.

By contrast, the monsters and mutants - as horrid as they are - are just following their nature.
They do not have the sapience to contemplate the morality of their actions, or the will to divert from the purposes they were tailor-made for.

>>723717232
And it works, those guys killed me about 5 times over the whole playthrough I'd say

>>723717232
It worked. Those guys WILL fuck you up, especially on hard.

>>723710676
Hide out until they starve from lack of biomass.
Then, assuming I successfully go undetected, I might subsist for a time, but this is an 'I AM LEGEND' scenario.
There are no others humans to repopulate with, humanity ends with me.

>>723717480
That's literally the exact opposite of I Am Legend fyi

>>723709153
You didn't like Prototype 2 because you are more worried about politics than video games. I didn't like Prototype 2 because the combat and movement tech was all removed. We are not the same.

>>723717561
I'll take jumping straight over skyscrapers rather than doing 3 gay little glide boosts in a row

>>723710432
Yeah I'd be doing stuff like this. The first like 6 months easily would just be filled with experiments

>>723717608
>3 gay little glide boosts
techless executionless shitter lmao

>>723717791
Congratulations, still fucking slower than just charging jumps in 2

>>723717561
>>723717791
Gravity Rush 2 is the better movement game

>>723717848
You can hit the skybox from ground level in a second or so with dash boost glide cancels, stop being a dumbass. Trying to brag that you prefer a "press X to awesome" system isn't the flex you think it is.

>>723717925
>le flex
Nigger I'm telling you which is more fun. It's Hulk jumps, by a factor of 1000
No more (you)s since you're trying to make a competition out of how good you are in fucking Prototype 1

make my dick spikey

>>723717529
The original source is a tragedy.
While the survivor's experiment is successful, he his murdered before the girl is cured.
Her kin probably tore her apart afterwards for being an 'abomination'.

However, this is moot.
I am not a scientist.
I do not have the expertise or facilities to synthesize a cure to the Mercer virus.
Even if I did, there wouldn't be time to realistically develop one before the infected began cannibalizing each other and starving out.
Also, the idea of a single human guy subduing and containing one of the monsters from prototype (for the purpose of testing cures) is utterly laughable.

>>723718181
>While the survivor's experiment is successful, he his murdered before the girl is cured.
wat
I Am Legend is about him being the last human as the entirety of the species has evolved

>>723707725

Mossad bros?

>>723718250
>I Am Legend is about him being the last human as the entirety of the species has evolved
No it wasn't.
Not even the Will smith adaptation was about that.
The story has always been about a run-away virus that mutated humanity into sub-human night creatures - except for the protagonist who was coincidentally immune.

>>723718965
retard

>>723718181
>Also, the idea of a single human guy subduing and containing one of the monsters from prototype (for the purpose of testing cures) is utterly laughable.
Since everyone has Mercer powers there's gonna be a faction of them that realizes this is extremely unsustainable and they have a year, maybe two, to go back to being human before everything's fucked. Every three letter agency or billionaire would also invest heavily into a cure just so they can cure everyone but themselves and rule as gods

Find all jeff players and take them on a sky scraper pile driver

>>723711098
Jesus.
Just this screenshot alone takes me back so much. It feels like a century ago when I was playing this on my xbox.

>>723719169
Yes, you are.

>>723707696 (OP)
All I would do is sprint and leap from rooftop to rooftop all day.
So exactly what I do in the game, lol.

>>723707696 (OP)
Murder all Jews while consuming as few of them as possible.

>>723707696 (OP)
>the game that started retarded shitty slop game genre

>>723710676
Probably become a celebrity/zoo animal just for being a regular mortal (basically an ayylmao) in a superpowered world. Assuming that everyone is still sapient and sane, I wouldn't have to worry too much about being eaten since people would have figured out how not to starve without human meat sooner or later (can Mercer-types consume/absorb normal animal+plant biomass or do they need a constant supply of human cells to infect and assimilate into themselves?)

I'd probably NEET it until failing health hits me and I have to take the Blacklight pill.

>>723707696 (OP)
I'd spend at least the next 100 years just giving other people's interesting lives for a few years each. A 4-star Michelin chef, a popular influencer, mob boss, etc. After that, I would probably get paranoid about getting caught eating someone on CCTV or people linking together all of the missing persons cases and fuck off to a 3rd world shithole where no one blinks concerning random disappearances or murders and operate freely doing fun shit like getting cartels to go to war with each other or assuming the identity of a random low level politician and seeing how far I could get them.

Honestly, I think I'd panic. Seems like a terrifying and destructive power and I'd be scare to hurt people.

>>723707696 (OP)
It starts with h and ends with t.

>>723727497
HRT?

>>723707696 (OP)
turn into a floor tile and cum repeatedly

Wage war against cartels and shit for fun, I guess. I'd absorb some hollywood actor beforehand for the lols and read newspaper articles talking about how Brad Pitt just eliminated MS-13 singlehandedly.

>>723716996
Jesus fucking christ. Don't get me wrong, my parent's where fucking as shitty as one could imagine, but the level of fucked up that is almost comical.