Thread 723712619

If your action game doesn’t have UNAGI, then it’s not an action game.

Dark Souls 2 is the first Unagi-type game

>>723712795
Kojima invented the unagi genre

>>723712619 (OP)
Ninja gaiden 4 has no unagi
It's over

>>723712913
BAZINGA

>>723712619 (OP)
yakuzachads won

>>723712619 (OP)
Always hated this fucking kike

>>723713530
this but lisa kudrow

Chandler board

>>723712913
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uN6i_-ELLw

>>723713642
>Whiny faggot bitch whose entire personality becomes muh monica after season 5 and pretty much stops existing as a character and becomes "the guy marrying monica"
Nah Joey board

>>723713729
Joey has VD

>>723713729
>Whiny faggot bitch whose entire personality becomes muh vidya waifu after 2015 and pretty much stops existing as an image board and becomes "the guy posting vidya waifus"

>>723712619 (OP)
Ross was underrated as fuck, he was genuinely the best actor on the show
He also aged like fine wine compared to everyone else on the cast

>>723714000
trips of trvke

>>723714000
He's a kike though.

>>723714102
so is jason alexander but /v/ loves him

Which game lets you PIVOT?

>>723714102
A lot of comedians are

>>723712619 (OP)
>If your pasta dish doesn’t have UMAMI it’s not a real pasta dish
Kys

>>723712619 (OP)
What if it has salmon skin roll instead

>>723714000
you like chandler when you're a dumb teenager
joey when you're an adult
and ross when you reach wizard status

What's unagi in this context? Looking it up just gives me eels.

>>723712619 (OP)
What in the god damn?

>>723714356
>He doesn't know
Oh no no no no

>>723714000
>Ross
>underrated
He was literally the main character of the show.

>>723714356
might as well just give up your purse right now

>>723714423
I agree, it was definitely his show

Why would you play as any character other than one who is a medical marvel?

>>723714423
I think he meant underrated as a comedy actor, which is true.
All of the legitimately funny moments in the entire show involve Ross in some capacity.

If your action game doesn't have USAGI, it's not a real action game.

>>723714890
you mean trans-core game

WEGs with rape in them does have unagi

>>723714982
obsessed

>>723712913
HOWAREUDOIN'

>>723712913
>this made zoomers die of laughter

>>723713691
kek, this guy really had the best scenes in the show

>+Charisma -Mobility
>random chance of inflicting paste buildup

>>723713729
What in the goddamn...?

>>723714000
Ross was the most sensible character in the cast when they didn't randomly turn him into a retard for the episode for "comedy".

>>723714313
Joey was fine early on and towards the end, but there's a middle portion where he's literally just a barely functional retard.

>Ross' son barely shows up during the whole show
>Straight up vanishs once Ross and rachel have their kid, no one even mentions him anymore
Why do sitcoms do this? if you can't deal with children in the show, just don't write them in.

>>723712619 (OP)
Oh hey it's the Rossatron

>>723716805
Probably because in the writer's room they had different ideas for Ben at one point, but I think they realized giving Ross nothing but storylines concerning his kid would have been very stale.

>>723716805
i mean his son was a central plot point for the first few seasons. all kinds of early plot points got ignored and discarded.

>>723712619 (OP)
what games actually have unagi? max payne? vanquish?

Rachel was a great character

>>723719158
she filtered people who didn't realise that she's supposed to be a hot girl version of george costanza

>>723718807
Counter-strike with wallhack

>>723712795
>A-team was on a break

>>723714000
The Ross Geller archetype has ruined a generation of men.
He's great when you understand he's a whiny, pathetic schizo meant to be laughed at.
Problem is too many guys took his character at face value, thinking playing the desperate nice guy will get you the hot chick in the end.

>>723720414
The chandler archetype is way more annoying and has ruined way more men

>>723712619 (OP)
I hate millenials so much it's unreal

>>723713568
this but the only one who isn't a jew

>>723715652
>armor mocked for goofy appearance
>curved design makes it effective for deflecting blows

>>723720414
Ross got plenty of hot chicks and Rachel wasn't the hottest. It's not as if he had been an incel throughout the entire show only to be rewarded with a 10/10 virgin wife at the end.

So what was the deal with matthew perry? did he become a drug addict or what? That would explain why he aged like milk and was the first one to die

MY SANDWICH?

>>723713729
tbf, Chandler has always been like that; even before getting into that relationship he was the betaest of betas.
In retrospect, Joey was the best friend, while Ross had the most memorable moments.

>>723721002
wouldnt a gravy soaked slice of bread turn to gross mush?

>>723720414
Fuck man I know it's the truth, but it still hurts.
Friends ran when I entered puberty, and then Scrubs followed. Ross and JD were always my favorite characters. Rewatching those shows years later I couldn't believe I ever rooted for any of them. Especially JD, who is just awful throughout.

>Die a bunch of times
>Game politely asks you to lower the difficulty

>>723720980
He always had addiction issues that started pretty early on in his life. The later half of friends he was pretty much always popping pills or drinking booze.

>>723720663
The difference is guys like Chandler actually get laid.
I know because I used to be a chandler

>>723721164
Joey was a true friend but they treated him like shit sometimes
he deserved better friends

>>723720916
the point was it's all fiction and that's not how women are

>>723720916
>Ross got plenty of hot chicks and Rachel wasn't the hottest.
Well yeah, that makes it worse. He was constantly rewarded with sex despite having an incel personality

>>723720916
I forgot the arc where he dates his student, it was a different time

>>723721295
Let me guess, you've never even heard of MVs (moist values)?

>>723721763
What did monica see in chandler

>>723721763
You can see exactly which years Perry was on and off the wagon

>>723722013
Marriage storyline without needing two new characters

>>723721538
In the 90s it just was that easy

>>723721763
They are so fucking beautiful. Who knew Harvey Weinsteign was our silent protector.

joey sexo

I like how you could usually see someone's nipples in the early seasons.

>>723713530
>>723713568
I enjoyed friends and still watch it from time to time

>>723721801
Stiller is always best in minor/supporting roles
>angry boyfriend in Friends
>Arthur's dad in King of Queens
>Tony Wonder in Arrested Development
>White Goodman in Dodgeball

>beep
>this is vikram

>>723712913
gen x you dumb idiot
millennials were in their teens

>>723722392
I rewatch friends more than seinfeld because everyone gets into costanza-tier situations instead of just one character

>>723722584
Friends is also overall funnier than Seinfeld.
There, I said it.
Anyone who disagrees is a jew from New York or a zoomer gaslighting xitself into thinking Seinfeld is funny.

>>723722735
trvth

>>723722567
That or they were kids. One of the reasons I have a big soft spot for friends is because I watched it every week while it was airing with my parents.

i never liked it and i find how i met your mother much better

t. 32 yo zoomer

>>723722645
i thought they addressed this IN THE SHOW ITSELF
he has a hard time committing
almost every relationship he had blows up because of some neurotic thing
thats his whole point, a self-deprecating, neurotic mess of a man
a pillar of "its not you, its really me"

>Joke is Ross is mispronouncing Ura Nage (a sort of Judo throw) as unagi (a freshwater eel)
How was anyone meant to get this? Was there a big '90s weeb and sitcom watcher overlap?

>>723723080
no one normal was meant to get it lmao
its like kobayashi maru, if you got it the first time you heard it you had to get a life

>>723723013
HIMYM was big among millenials. Then the last season happened and retroactively ruined everything. If you still like it then you either haven't watched the last season or you're a retard.

>>723714000
>Hey, LeBlanc aged pretty we-

>>723723234
The consequences of too many hot meals, but honestly he looks like a guy who got what he wanted from Friends, even though he try a bit to have a career after that, and just decided to live a normal life.

>>723723234
Too many hot dinners

>>723723234
he ate all the other friends

>>723723234
Should've had warm dinners, what sick masochist eats their foot hot?

>>723723234
>the joey show flopped so hard it barely limped onto DVD
>that dvd is still technically part of friends lore and thus became weirdly collectable/valuable
Reality is very silly.

>>723723234
JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD

>>723724003
23. Ruined a generation of women

>>723723491
But Ross was the largest...

>>723723013
HIMYM had a horrible ending. It also had the most dislikable main character. Alyson and Jason carried the show. Neil was fine but they made his character too goofy.

The geller dad was the funniest character on the show

>>723724310
I remember that one phoebe's beta ex was funny. The guy who went to northpole or whenever to research and after 10 years they realized the research was useless

>>723724494
Apu?

Who was in the wrong?

>>723724670
rachel

>>723724670
They were on a break. If she fucked a dude, she would have argued the same.

>>723724670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBTFLbgS9WE

>>723723358
True enough, he took the Richard Dean Anderson route, after their time in the sun ended and they started storing up for the looooong winter

The most annoying episode was the one where they stole back the apartment from the dudes despite them winning it in a fair game
And then the sound effects were like claps and laughter like wooo yass you go girls

>>723724310
True, he was based
>So which one are you his mom or dad?
>What? I've never seen one before

>>723725159
Blame us burgers. Live studio audience

>>723725159
They didn't steal it back though. They guys agreed to give it back under certain conditions, which were met.
If you weren't retarded you would have criticized the dudes being such horndogs that a simple girl's friendly kiss would make them give up the superior apartment.

>>723723234
>>723723491
>>723724120
>the smallest friend is the one that ends up eating the other five
He was right about this being our most foolish program.

>>723724812
Their first break up annoyed me just as much
>"HOW DARE you make a list of the pros and cons of ending a serious relationship to be with me!"
>this coming from the person who hemmed and hawed for a week over whether or not to date him when they were both single
>universe justifies her pettiness with the radio DJ calling Ross a dirtbag

>>723725623
They stole the apartment first, literally shifted everyone's furniture while the guys were away, there were no conditions when it happened
They kissed way later and yes the guys were retarded for agreeing too, but it's not like they would've gotten back the apartment if they disagreed to the kissing part since monica would never let them touch the furniture

>>723722584
It's honestly better to just rewatch the funny scenes on youtube because the show is filled with retarded annoying bullshit that makes it very frustrating to rewatch (usually involving the girls)

>>723725832
Reminds me of the Elle Macpherson episodes.
They positioned her at an angle to make it less obvious she was taller than him lol

>>723725914
Yeah well, that's Monica being OCD and Joey being too nice and Chandler being an uber beta.
It's the writing, at the core.

>>723724003
>“No one in the room is paying attention to me, and I feel completely left out of the conversation because I’m the most irrelevant character on the show? Ooh! Ooh! This reminds me of that one time my mother killed herself!” *laughter track*

>>723726827
Imagine how butthurt you have to be to write an article like that.
Reminds me of that dude seething about Steve Vai playing well.

>>723726961
Nah she's genuinely annoying and all of her lulsorandumb fans should fuck off

>>723722645
We can see him. We just don’t want to hear him.

>>723727103
post tits

>>723714356
unagonamakeit

>>723714356
Im not sure if im supposed to say this but it's basicall

>>723726961
>article

>>723727510
see
>>723724003

>>723714356
Constant self-awareness to be able to defend yourself at any and all times.
He's using the wrong word because he's not as smart as he thinks, let alone the fact that he calls "karate" "kah-rah-tay" in that same episode.

>>723727680
>let alone the fact that he calls "karate" "kah-rah-tay" in that same episode.
That's just how americans pronounce it though

>>723724670
Rachel for the entire show

>>723722392
Uh, you don’t get to watch friends

>>723712795
because of all the ganks and ambushes? yeah I guess you're right

>>723721763
Courteney Cox was so fucking hot in early seasons

>>723728880
I love her
She's so hot
On that show

>>723728880
pretty sure she got plastic surgery and all sorts of other shit in the later seasons
everyone except ross peaked in season 1
I think ross started looking more handsome in the later seasons

>>723728880
I KNOW!

>>723720980
>>723721763
>>723722164
>that one season where Chandler was basically a walking skeleton

>>723712913
no we were laughing at arrested development, friends was peak boomer shit. well, gen-xer shit but you know what I mean.

>>723729558
friends is easily the best sitcom ever made

What are the best FRIENDS-like shows?

>>723729851
it isn't even the best sitcom of the 90s

>>723730868
then what is?

>>723713691
Now this is comedy

>>723729851
Seinfeld mogs it HARD
Friends is still comfy though

>>723731714
>Seinfeld mogs it HARD
SHIGGY

>>723731714
No it doesn't
Seinfeld is carried hard by george, without him the show is nothing

>>723731656
fresh prince is my gut instinct but if I really wanted to spend all afternoon doing a deep dive I could probably list a hundred other examples
>>723731714
seinfeld is another good example

>>723729851
Arrested Development was the best sitcom ever made.

>>723715308
skibidi is gen alpha, zoomers are getting a head start on their genwar by hating it

Always Sunny bros?

>>723732626
>gen alpha
not a thing, it's all zoomers

I miss real sitcoms
Every episode is written by AI these days

>>723729314
>the other season where he had no chin anymore

>>723732661
is always sunny even a sitcom? Maybe I'm just showing my age but i always imagine sitcoms as being dorky schlocky laugh track infused shit the whole family can gather around. always sunny always felt more like a live action version of south park or family guy, for lack of a better term.

Phoebe was the only realistically written woman, that's why she's the worst character.
>Retarded
>Slut
>Selfish

>>723733061
what a pointless character oh my god

I wish I had a friend like Joey

I wish I had a friend

I wish

>>723732991
South Park and Family Guy are both sitcoms

gintama is the best sitcom

>>723733497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAHC7wE7SUU

FRIENDS is litearlly the biggest normalfag slop to exist, I can't think of anything other that could be considered a bigger normalfag slop.

>>723733929
breaking bad
most zoomers havent watched friends and the ones that have are mostly teenage girls

>>723733929
It is but its comfy

>>723731714
>Seinfeld mogs it HARD
Get off the computer, Larry.

>>723733929
Sopranos

>>723731714
yeah I loved watching the rich jews do rich jew things

>>723734376
But that's Friends?

>>723734454
literally everyone except ross and chandler struggles financially for most of the show

>>723734547
they own high-rise apartments in new york city

>>723712619 (OP)
>game has the villain ate the MC's lunch and threw it away half eaten

>>723734547
>hehe I get to live in this high end apartment for basically free because of my (((family))
>omg I'm so poor!

>>723734590
they dont own the apartments though

>>723724670
Rachel tells Monica that they broke up
Ross did nothing wrong

>>723734729
>Dad gives her a Porsche

>>723735067
No dude they are totally poor and not jewish!

>>723734638
This episode genuinely infuriated me. What kind of sick bastard actually open the fridge, sees other people's food with their name on it there, took it and justify it because "you're hungry", and fucking throw it away half eaten and not fucking apologize. Who fucking steals food and laughs about it??

I'm trying to watch the uagi episode as I am familiar with it but I've never seen it. Every website I try has fucked up and put the flash back what If episode in it's place intead, with fat monica. Please help.

>>723713691
comekino

>>723720916
us jewchads always get the best women

>>723736148
yeah because you guys are legally allowed to be pedophiles

>>723735740
?
Just search for "the one with unagi"

>>723723021
Literally me

>>723713761
As do all Chads.

>>723713642
Ross board

>>723738638
kino episode

>>723712619 (OP)
Gigabased character that filtered 90% of the retarded FRIENDS fanbase

>>723712795
So true!

>>723724267
They should have went with that alternate ending that just ends with them at the train station and skips all the mother pumping out a could of kids and conveniently dying to Ted can have it all stuff. I think it also would have left out undoing the Barny and Robin Marriage they spent 3 seasons building up.

>>723712672
Facebook slopgames with an "energy" system did this, you could only play them for a limited time and then you had to wait like 24 hours for the "energy" points to recharge
I think gacha games do something similar too but I've never tried one

>>723724670
It’s scummy to fuck someone else on the same night you break up with someone, but Rachel was still wrong.
Also, Ross was right about Mark all along but I never see anyone bring it up.

>>723738638
>>723738783
Do the "Ross pretends he's watching tv" one

>>723738783
once a fat girl always a fat girl

>>723713691
Comedy Platinum

>>723713691
Kikefeld could never

>>723712619 (OP)
really talented actor

>>723740052
>Does the janny know?

>>723740052
>>723740170
bravo nolan

Is this really considered ugly in America?

>>723712619 (OP)
This show had the WORST usage of laughter tracks
Like you could tell when it's supposed to be a genuinely emotional scene for the character but then out of nowhere it's the shitty HAHAHAHAHAHA it's like the episodes were edited by a fucking monkey just randomly pressing the big red HAHA button

>>723740052
this genuinely doesn't feel like it came from an episode of friends, this is some Scrubs shit

>>723741387
It's the worst because it's actual dumbasses laughing at stupid shit live

>>723741450
Friends came first, anon

>>723740052
They cut away from this joke so quickly I don't think they realised how actually funny it is

>>723712619 (OP)
DANGER

>>723741694
you know what I mean, anon. different shows have different writing teams and different comedy styles.

>>723712672
kek

>>723741720
I might have the tism, people praise this scene to no end but to me it was just a fine joke, what is so funny about it?

>>723720663
Me IRL including the fact that I'm married

Joey deserved better, I still haven't watched his standalone show but it was probably pretty bad.

>>723739890
I was actually mad at this shit once upon a time.

>>723741910
Friends still came first, so even if they have different writing teams it can be possible that the Scrubs one was influenced by Friends, but not the other way round.

>>723741720
I think it's perfect
Imagine if they just dragged the joke and then joey finds out that he was right all along so he gives some dramatic reaction and then the show goes HAHAHAHAHAH a few more times
It would've ruined the joke, it has the perfect buildup and all his previous "bits" lead up to this final one perfectly since this is the one where he actually fools them
Right now it is mostly just appreciated by rosschads who understand his character well, and I prefer to keep it that way

>>723742298
>t. David Schwimmer

>>723712619 (OP)
Realistically, Chandler was literally the only actual good friend. The rest of them were all walking garbage.

>>723742472
>sleeps with his best friend's sister and doesn't even bother remembering her name or face

>>723742631
To be fair, weren’t there like 15 sisters?

>>723742472
How is Joey walking garbage? He was the one true friend

>>723739376
I remember Nintendo games doing it first as far back as the wii.

>>723742298
It's just weird that a throwaway joke is one of the most memorable of the entire series, I wish there were more moments like it in the show

>>723742472
The women were all whores.

>>723741387
I've seen worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIdcvIqkSBA

>>723741720
Because the show treated ross like shit and made sure even his good moments were followed by some embarrassing shit

>>723712619 (OP)
Why doesn't he simply eat the other friends?

>>723742957
Man fuck this show, I wish it never existed

>>723732459
Yeah but only 3 seasons.
Everything afterwards was just alright

>Ross' monkey actually outlived some of the cast
She's still alive.

>>723742328
>How dark do you want to be? We have 1, 2 or 3
>I like how you look. What are you?
>Puerto Rican

>>723743495
Holy hag

>>723732459
Hello

>>723713691
goddamnit
now I have to rewatch the whole thing again

>>723714175
>he doesn’t know
He’s obviously one of them phony ponies that goes along with it for career purposes

How do you make a Friends game that isn't just trivia?

>>723743870
A solid second place.

>>723743912
https://watchfriends.net/
24/7 stream

>>723743960
Hentai visual novel

>>723744006
Nah AD was retroactively ruined with seasons 4 and 5.

>>723727680
So he actually means iaido or, in a more pedestrian way, what they call mindfulness?

>>723743870
my favorite anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9mjD9kxH4A

>>723742957
tbf, BBT had ONLY unfitting laugh tracks, and that used to be a meme

>>723712619 (OP)
I used to watch all the normieslop sitcoms while levelling in MMOs when I was a kid.
Friends was unironically pretty good, not sure why it gets so much hate.

>>723744476
It only gets hate from jewfeld shills

>>723743495
What did Mr. Heckles mean by this?

>>723744476
it's one of those things that became popular to hate, that said it still is rather mediocre even by the standards of its time. but that's true of most shows games etc. that end up being the most popular thing in their genre.

>>723712913
>Millennials

Friends actors are geriatric.

>>723744476
Friends was excellent the first few seasons and fell off sharply after the Break. It still had its moments, but it quickly became lame relationship bullshit.
Same thing happened to Big Bang Theory, but it was just decent and then fell off really sharply after Sheldon got his girlfriend and afterwards didn't even have the occasional moments.

>>723744476
I have heard people unironically say that it's 'too white'.

Stock-broker Phoebe was based
This should've been her actual character

>>723724310
Jack Geller and Frank Costanza. They steal the show every time they appear.
>>723731804
Jerry ad Kramer are both superior 'felds.

>>723745915
jerry is the worst character on his own show

>>723745542
Ursula > Phoebe

>>723726827
>back then
>mfw when no Phoebe gf
>now
>realization that if Phoebe existed today she would be a twitter addicted white hating sjw with danger hair

>>723714102
>new york comedian
>jew
whaaaaaat?? you don't say...

>>723734050
>>723734176
these are normalfag core but are actually good

>>723746453
>but are actually good
If you're 16, yeah. Good job outing yourself as an underage faggot.

>>723746541
tell me a show you enjoy, anon

What did she mean by this?

>>723746702
It means chad left her for a tighter hole.

>>723746618
Friends, obviously

>>723746702
wasnt she talking to ross here?
my guess is premature ejaculation or something

>>723746618
>father abuse comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFX-hzL90iM
umderrated

>>723716805
Long running shows forget about plot points and character development all the time, causing all the characters become parodies of themselves.

>>723746702
Your position 1-2 teammates not buying Black King Bar in Dota 2.

Chandler's third nipple was such a weird thing on the show because the show made it seem like he was bothered by it his entire life, but then one day his friends laugh at it a bit, so he gets it surgically removed, and then it's never brought up again on the show
I mean if it was that easy and if he was always bothered by it why didnt he just get it removed earlier?
It's a kinda weird thing to add to the show just to fill jokes for like one episode

>>723746702
It’s either PE or ED, either works

>>723746702
when your gf finds out you fapped to traps

>>723747423
At some point things bother you so much you are done with them and they stop being problem.

I have a mole close to my asshole and every now and then it annoys the shit out of me despite being just a quick visit to the doctor to remove it. It just happens.

>>723715619
>this was considered comically fat back then
>but now it's just a regular sized girl dancing so you can't really make fun of her

>>723747423
It's full of silly things like that
Like Phoebe suddenly speaking fluent Italian to Joey's grandmother when she never spoke to Paolo

>>723747423
>but then one day his friends laugh at it a bit, so he gets it surgically removed
No, he got it removed after the one-legged girl ran away after seeing it. Also it did get mentioned in passing a few time later on.

>>723747929
>average vtubber simp

>>723714000
>>723714276
I actually love him in curb your enthusiasm

If my game doesn't have eels?

>>723751441
>t. unagilet

>>723743960
Something like this

>>723723593
i liked joey cause that hot piece of ass drea de matteo was his sister in it

>>723712672
Very good first post lmao

>video games
?

>>723755835
Could this thread BE any more on topic?

>>723754520
Remeber when people were content with TVs that small?

>>723738783
I fapped to this scene, Jeniffer but when she was facing was really hot.

>So how was she?
>Was she good?

You girlfriend has just found you cheated on her. How do you respond?

>>723757316
I don't. I listen and that's what no one did.

>>723743960
Open world soulslike of course

>>723724670
on a break does not imply broken up, so Ross

>>723757504
Better men assemble.

>>723754520
Did gen x really hang out physically in each others apartments?

>chandler has incredibly cushy job where he gets paid a fuck ton of money to do literally nothing
>decides to throw it all away to pursue... advertising
i get he wanted to be a writer or whatever but advertising? really?
you can't even use the excuse about how he had to move because with his experience and background he can literally just quit and get a new extremely well paying position in a matter of weeks

>>723758474
It's hard to explain, when you're really sick of a job it's like pulling teeth almost.

>>723758170
>All live near each other
>Right above a coffeehouse
>Penthouse with dubiously cheap rent in fucking New York
Dream mid 20s life.

>>723724670
Friends bluepilled us about women. It expected us to believe that Ross' worries about Mark orbiting her were insecurities and not 100% justified.
It told us that women were generally loyal only dating another man after an unrelated break up, while in reality they change boyfriends via dumping or cheating. They are never single.

>>723758718
Guys. 28,000 bits per second is kind of a big deal. This dude is uploading KILOBYTES a second.

>>723758718
>hey you guys wanna play doom?

>6 months is a millennial's idea of an excruciating, agonizing amount of time to go without having sex
haha