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Anonymous No.723717524 [Report] >>723718850 >>723718950 >>723720043 >>723722871 >>723723895 >>723724138 >>723726547 >>723733879
>be me, trying to be a better man for my wife
>she says I need to be more supportive of her happiness
>so I hold the flashlight while her boyfriend tries to fix our Switch 2
>the whole time he's telling me how a real man holds a Phillips head
I think I'm finally getting there
Anonymous No.723718850 [Report]
>>723717524 (OP)
Anon, I think your wife's boyfriend is lying to you, you dont need a Philips head to work on a Switch
Anonymous No.723718950 [Report] >>723719636 >>723721428 >>723724354
>>723717524 (OP)
ya know, for a group of strong independent incels who don't need no woman, you sure do seethe about women a lot
Anonymous No.723719560 [Report]
better men status?
Anonymous No.723719636 [Report] >>723721428
>>723718950
this kills the incel
Anonymous No.723720043 [Report] >>723721428
>>723717524 (OP)
Why do incels hate the idea of becoming a man? Is it because they've been viewed as less than a man their entire lives? Do you even know what pride feels like?
Anonymous No.723721428 [Report] >>723721552
>>723718950
>>723719636
>>723720043
the state of snoys, lol
Anonymous No.723721552 [Report] >>723721952
>>723721428
Last Playstation console I owned was PS2. Maybe instead of worrying about consumer electronics made for children you should work on improving yourself. Who knows, maybe a woman will finally be interested.
Anonymous No.723721643 [Report] >>723722097 >>723722174 >>723722489
It was genuinely surprising for me that there are actual people posting here who are asshurt about le better men meme. Being asshurt about it is basically an open admission of being the very thing this meme mocks - modern feminist """"""""""male"""""""""".
Anonymous No.723721952 [Report] >>723722264 >>723723815
>>723721552
>you should work on improving yourself.
lol
>maybe a woman will finally be interested.
my nigga thinks he got with a woman because of his efforts and not because of his genetics lol
Anonymous No.723722097 [Report] >>723722243
>>723721643
Why does it upset you so much? Can't you just ignore the thread if it touches a sore spot?
Anonymous No.723722174 [Report]
>>723721643
>modern feminist """"""""""male"""""""""".
you meant a better man, and don't you forget what i am.
Anonymous No.723722243 [Report] >>723722356
>>723722097
Can you point what exactly in my post indicates that it upsets me? This isn't just a projection, right? Right?
Anonymous No.723722264 [Report] >>723722387
>>723721952
>all that cope
This is the incel equivalent of an obese woman who refuses to stop shoveling food in her gullet and then blames genetics for being a lardass lmao. ngmi
Anonymous No.723722356 [Report] >>723722793
>>723722243
It's the whole post, really. But if I had to pick it's when you started projecting about being asshurt or whatever once you realized that you couldn't attract other miserable incels to this thread to give you a pat on the back for being a loser
Anonymous No.723722387 [Report] >>723722453
>>723722264
lol at least i'm not thinking i got with a girl because of my hard work or some bullshit
Anonymous No.723722453 [Report] >>723722696
>>723722387
>it's hard work to take a shower, cut your hair and don't doordash mcdonalds every day
QED
Anonymous No.723722489 [Report] >>723722687
>>723721643
I don't think these memes come from a place of asshurt. They're just taking the piss because it's funny.
Anonymous No.723722534 [Report] >>723722597 >>723722721
>making fun of a poorly written game full of woke dogshit undertones
>INCEL INCEL INCEL MAD MAD MAD
jej
Anonymous No.723722597 [Report]
>>723722534
why are you so upset, incel?
Anonymous No.723722687 [Report] >>723722883
>>723722489
where's the funny bit?
Anonymous No.723722696 [Report] >>723723051
>>723722453
"Master of self-improvement here.
Here's how to ACTUALLY get a girlfriend through self-improvement. l promise you this works, you just have to work on yourself and trust the process.
Here it is:
>Wake up at exactly 5:30, helps if you have your phone alarm set, climb out of the bed on the left side and go for a 4km jog
>Back home take your first cold shower
>When you take your morning dump don't bring your phone to be present in the moment
>Meditate for 30 minutes
>Greet your neighbor and if you don't see them outside, knock on their door to small talk, it's important to be social
>Put in your best at work, it's a privilege to do good work. Do overtime everytime.
>Hit the gym for atleast 2 hours and be respectful of the women working out there for themselves by not looking at them or talking to them
>Take a cold shower at the gym (IMPORTANT!)
>Back home meditate for 30 minutes
>Take another cold shower
>Go to sleep at exactly 21:30, turn off your phone, your feet should be facing east
If you follow these instructions carefully, when you're at your peak masculinity at the age of 35 a virgin 18 year old girl will knock on your door at midnight on the day of your 126th cold shower. Talk to her like you would talk to any other person without having any creepy ulterior intentions of making her your girlfriend, start off by asking about her hobbies. She will be able to read into your mind to see if you have been meditating diligently and feel your cold shower aura. She can also sense how much money you have made through all that hard work you put in. If you are not your most actualized stoic self and fail any of this by being desperate for female validation she will leave and you will never see her again.
Getting a girlfriend is not magic. You have to put in hard work and focus on yourself and your mindset. GOOD LUCK!"

You sound like that '-'
Anonymous No.723722721 [Report]
>>723722534
Literally just have sex dude
Anonymous No.723722790 [Report]
WE MUST BE BETTER WOMEN AND CASTRATE OURSELVES TO OWN THE PATRIARCHY!
Anonymous No.723722793 [Report] >>723723195 >>723723405
>>723722356
So basically you can't? It was just my observation. i genuinely did not expect that kind of "people" that this meme mocks actually visit this place and participate in discussions here enough to see this meme and get offended by it. Because why would you get offended by it, if you aren't a kind of submissive waste of life without any pride and self-respect that this meme derides?
Anonymous No.723722871 [Report] >>723724750
>>723717524 (OP)
>cuck game is a snoy game
>still has to post against the Switch 2 which has nothing to do about it
why are pajeets so mindbroken by Chadtendo?
Anonymous No.723722883 [Report] >>723723128
>>723722687
The parts that upset you.
Anonymous No.723723051 [Report] >>723723160
>>723722696
Appreciate the 10 paragraph melty but it was literally just basic self-care kinda stuff. Also, tone down the chimping out like an emotional woman bit - women want a man, not a woman in a disgusting husk like asmongold.
Anonymous No.723723128 [Report] >>723724424
>>723722883
Which part?
Anonymous No.723723160 [Report] >>723723273
>>723723051
>10 paragraph melty
Your life philosophy you mean
Anonymous No.723723195 [Report] >>723723498
>>723722793
Can't what?
Anonymous No.723723273 [Report] >>723724113
>>723723160
Wait a second, did I forget my meds today? Did I write that 10 paragraph melty? Am I the incel?
Anonymous No.723723405 [Report] >>723723613
>>723722793
>submissive waste of life
It's not submissive to take care of your body and appearance. Those with low self-esteem do not do those things. People don't like those who don't care about anything. This is why you're alone and seethe about it daily on a video games board. It's pretty easy to fix.
Anonymous No.723723498 [Report] >>723723743 >>723723913
>>723723195
You know exactly what.
>Can you point what exactly in my post indicates that it upsets me?
In the response I see only wiggling and coping, but no proper answer. I am entirely sure that it will continue just like that. This shitty joke has indeed deeply offended you due to hitting too close home, and now you're attempting a feminine passive aggressive clapback here.
Anonymous No.723723613 [Report] >>723723824
>>723723405
Le better men meme has absolutely nothing to do with appearance retard. It's entirely about behavior and attitude to life.
Anonymous No.723723743 [Report]
>>723723498
>can't answer
QED
Anonymous No.723723815 [Report] >>723724320
>>723721952
>crippled
>was only in love once at 21 (she was 26) but it ended quickly and horribly and scarred me for life, also led to tons self-development though
>been looking for someone else since then, extreme loneliness, find basically nothing of what I need or who needs me
>meet a virgin 19yo at 29 online (not that I care that much about that but still)
>cute, tomboyish, very smart, has my niche interest for where I live
>has a crush on me since basically a few days of texting without even seeing my face
>be together for three years, happy, actual love from both sides, her parents are very happy with me, she finds me hot despite my health and everything else
>have some communication issues but other than that really happy
>ready to take the next step at the end of the year
>suddenly break up over what I think is overreacting and simple inability to communicate
>32 now, 33 soon, looks fading, hair thinning
>miss her every second
>realize nothing like this will happen ever again to me
>being a lonely retard at like 40 is my biggest fear
>peers all married and I generally don't connect too well with older millenials anyway
>too old and creepy for younger girls now
>very afraid to die so probably don't have the balls, but unironically started looking into ways to go out before I hit 40
i'd rather stay an autistic shut-in deadend
loving broken people and giving them hope is cruel
Anonymous No.723723824 [Report]
>>723723613
nobody asked
Anonymous No.723723895 [Report] >>723725013
>>723717524 (OP)
You are lower than a snake dick for spamming these fucking threads. Don't even consider yourself a human being until you stop.
Anonymous No.723723913 [Report] >>723724323
>>723723498
Why are you telling shitty jokes that aren't funny? Is it even a joke?
Anonymous No.723724113 [Report] >>723724272
>>723723273
>passive aggressive rhetoric
an avid adopter of woman think, alright
Anonymous No.723724138 [Report]
>>723717524 (OP)
So how will Kratos do on the year's king of /v/?
I'd say a Elite 8 spot is definitely possible
Anonymous No.723724272 [Report] >>723725094
>>723724113
>not man enough to have ever had sex
>shames anything that threatens his fragile """masculinity"""
really says it all
Anonymous No.723724312 [Report] >>723724860 >>723726547 >>723730638
>Kratos: "FAAAAYE! YOU HAD A BUKKAKE PARTY WITH THE AESIR AND PERFORMED GOKKUN? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"
>Atreus: "We are gonna travel to the land of the rising sun for that one, Dad!"
>Kratos: "Land of the rising sun?"
>Atreus: "We are going to Japan."
>Baba O’Riley intro starts playing
>"out here in the fields"
>montage of Kratos and Atreus rowing into misty Japanese waters
>The first thing they see is a kappa eating a cucumber
>"I fought for my meals"
>Kratos suplexes the kappa out of the river
>Atreus skins it and makes soup on the spot
>THIS YEAR
>lantern-lit alley
>Jorōgumo drops down
>Kratos: "Boy, do you know about red orbs?"
>Atreus: "O jeez no Dad!"
>PREPARE
>QTE HUD flashes
>oni smashes through a shrine
>Atreus lands an anime arrow shot mid-air
>Jorōgumo just giggling in the background from last encounter
>FOR SECRETS TO UNFOLD
>“Don’t cry, don’t raise your eye”
>Kratos learns what Bukkake and Gokkun mean
>ARES! DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!
>Faye “So that’s it huh? You’d offer me too?”
>Kratos: “YOU ARE ALIVE”
>Atreus: “MOM!”
>“Teenage wasteland” kicks in full blast montage of them slashing yokai, dodging ink serpents, headbutting tengu
>camera spins around Kratos, Atreus, and Faye doing a QTE finisher with Leviathan Axe glowing
>Baba O’Riley outro plays during this
>screen cuts to black
>final shot
>cozy Japanese house, fire crackling
>Kratos, Atreus, and Faye are sitting down while slurping ramen
>Faye: “Remember Kratos when you were licking me one day and you gulped down some white goo”
>Kratos: “Hmm?”
>Faye: “It was Thor’s semen”
>Kratos: “FAAAAAYE!”
>Atreus: “I guess dad likes gokkun as well”
>Kratos: “BOY”
>they all start laughing
>Kratos: “What your mother did in her past, does not matter, Atreus”
>boom
>God of War: Thirst of Faye
>screen fades to black
Anonymous No.723724320 [Report]
>>723723815
Just sounds like you need to stop being afraid of the inevitable then. Fuck it.
Anonymous No.723724323 [Report] >>723724530
>>723723913
But this is funny. We have at least one deeply offended little faggot here (you), which means that this instance of social satire was worth it.
Anonymous No.723724354 [Report] >>723724613
>>723718950
Yeah it's not like they forced their way into our hobby or anything
Anonymous No.723724424 [Report]
>>723723128
the one where you pretend you don't have an invested interest in stopping people from taking the piss on basedboys who think AAA video games can teach what real masculinity is about lol
Anonymous No.723724530 [Report] >>723724675
>>723724323
What's funny?
Anonymous No.723724534 [Report] >>723724693
>you guys are incels
and we were happy
Anonymous No.723724613 [Report] >>723725424
>>723724354
They didn't, capitalists started making products for them because they actually pay while incels steal them instead
Anonymous No.723724675 [Report] >>723724781
>>723724530
Your passive aggressive crying ITT.
Anonymous No.723724693 [Report] >>723724747
>>723724534
>we are happy
>seethe about women 16 hours a day
>we hate trannies
>think about them 16 hours a day
huh
Anonymous No.723724747 [Report] >>723726659
>>723724693
>reading comprehension
Anonymous No.723724750 [Report]
>>723722871
>Chadtendo
lol
Anonymous No.723724781 [Report]
>>723724675
When did that happen?
Anonymous No.723724860 [Report]
>>723724312
not again
Anonymous No.723725013 [Report] >>723725761
>>723723895
Don't even consider yourself a better man before you BEGIN, BE BETTER
Anonymous No.723725094 [Report] >>723727198
>>723724272
>>shames anything that threatens his fragile """masculinity"""
that's literally you though, you're afraid of a little meme lol
Anonymous No.723725424 [Report] >>723726757
>>723724613
>they actually pay while incels steal them instead
you just made that up
Anonymous No.723725761 [Report] >>723725984
>>723725013
How can you look yourself in the mirror wasting your life doing pathetic shit like this?
Anonymous No.723725984 [Report]
>>723725761
We must be better.
Anonymous No.723726078 [Report] >>723726601 >>723726609
Why does this meme upset reddit tourists so much?
Anonymous No.723726079 [Report]
This meme is amazing and potentially has a positive impact on society, because it mocks "males", who are like this because they were raised and had their personality shaped by females - s*ngle m*thers, public school officials, etc. If being presented with a caricature of oneself will awaken a desire to not be like this and some rudimentary sense of self-worth in at least one such person, this would mean that this meme alread did more good than whatever ideas those faggy writers of snoy game in question that spawned this meme had in mind.
Anonymous No.723726547 [Report]
>>723717524 (OP)
>>723724312
Anonymous No.723726601 [Report] >>723726864
>>723726078
breaks them out of their bubble hard and fast
Anonymous No.723726609 [Report]
>>723726078
It's making fun of them ofcourse
Anonymous No.723726659 [Report] >>723727195
>>723724747
you don't have it
Anonymous No.723726757 [Report] >>723726959
>>723725424
It's simple capitalism. Why would a company make games for people who just steal them?
Anonymous No.723726864 [Report]
>>723726601
My man ripped his nipples clean off
Anonymous No.723726959 [Report] >>723727119
>>723726757
Okay
1st: women play candy crush
2nd: gaming industry (not silly phone games) only exists because of men
Anonymous No.723727003 [Report]
>I invent strawmen to seethe at in my safespace
Pathetic BEYTAH!
Anonymous No.723727119 [Report] >>723727192
>>723726959
Nothing you said changes what I said
Anonymous No.723727192 [Report]
>>723727119
true, but that doesn't mean what you said is true though
Anonymous No.723727195 [Report]
>>723726659
>were
>are
:/
Anonymous No.723727198 [Report] >>723727250
>>723725094
>no u
Have you ever tried that one on a woman after she calls you out for being an incel?
Anonymous No.723727250 [Report] >>723727330
>>723727198
I don't need to, I'm a better man.
Anonymous No.723727330 [Report] >>723727609 >>723727793
>>723727250
Do better men typically get angry when someone uses the term "incel"?
Anonymous No.723727609 [Report] >>723727871
>>723727330
Better men don't get angry.
Anonymous No.723727793 [Report] >>723727871
>>723727330
Better men use the term "incel".
Anonymous No.723727871 [Report] >>723727954 >>723728121
>>723727609
So you're not a better man. You've got a lot of work ahead of you.

>>723727793
What's wrong with that word? I mean besides the fact that it upsets you.
Anonymous No.723727954 [Report] >>723728065
>>723727871
>So you're not a better man.
Everyone ITT right now is a better man, you included.
Anonymous No.723728040 [Report]
Based better man BETTERING these incels
Anonymous No.723728065 [Report]
>>723727954
>he closed the browser immediately after posting this to finally say something true
Maybe there's hope for him after all.
Anonymous No.723728121 [Report] >>723728289
>>723727871
>What's wrong with that word?
Nothing. It's a better word.
Anonymous No.723728127 [Report]
We all should strive to be BETTER.
Anonymous No.723728289 [Report]
>>723728121
I agree
Anonymous No.723728384 [Report] >>723728778
>*inserts buttplug*
I have become......... better
Anonymous No.723728778 [Report]
>>723728384
the final stage of inceldom is trooning out and becoming a better man
Anonymous No.723729019 [Report] >>723729278 >>723729286 >>723732671
You literally just don't talk to women
None of you do
And when you do occasionally talk to women, it couldn't be more obvious that you're trying to get laid
Unless you're living like Shrek, you just need to actually try
None of you fuckers are trying, and don't lie to me and say you are
Ugly retards fuck women all the time
Anonymous No.723729278 [Report] >>723729340 >>723729432
>>723729019
We all had her but married her, and that makes him a better man than us. He's a better man
Anonymous No.723729286 [Report]
>>723729019
Sir this is better men thread
Anonymous No.723729340 [Report] >>723730350
>>723729278
There's no such thing as better men
You don't need to improve
You just need to stop being a retard
Women are fucking retarded and have horrible taste in men
They will fuck you
Anonymous No.723729432 [Report]
>>723729278
When I heard this line I immediately broke out laughing and I couldn't believe it was real.
Anonymous No.723730350 [Report]
>>723729340
>you don't need to improve, you just need to improve
Well said, retard. But otherwise you're right. It's just a numbers game for men. Just do the minimums; be clean, don't act desperate, don't be weird. Don't get oneitis, just keep moving and talking to different women you find attractive until you get a bite and then spend a little time feeling her out to see if it's worth it. That's it.
Anonymous No.723730547 [Report] >>723732109
no activity is more manly than wallowing in one's own misery
Anonymous No.723730638 [Report] >>723732423
>>723724312
Actually, that wasn't Thor's semen. It was pus because of the infection, because of taking multiple godly penises. Question remains, why was kratos drinking pussy pus?
Anonymous No.723732109 [Report]
>>723730547
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

GIVE ME A SWITCH 2 AND MY WIFE IS YOURS
Anonymous No.723732423 [Report]
>>723730638
Well some of it was indeed week old Thor semen, but the real reason she said it was to not hurt Kratos' feelings, as she had skipped bull day
Anonymous No.723732671 [Report] >>723733191 >>723733426
>>723729019
What is the purpose of typing that shit?
Does whoever typed that shit think that people meme about better men exclusively because they can't make some hoe to put out to them, and if she does, all of them will immediately stop posting this meme?
Anonymous No.723733191 [Report]
>>723732671
I thought this was just another whiny incel thread
Anonymous No.723733426 [Report]
>>723732671
nta but he probably wouldn't be wrong. The only people who seethe about women constantly are unwanted dudes and similarly, the obsession with cuckoldry. It's a coping mechanism to try and convince oneself that 1. they're actually better off without women and 2. that they actually made the choice to abstain from women. It all falls apart of course because normal people don't go around constantly telling people that they chose not to do something or go without something constantly, they just don't do it and live their lives as normal.

tl;dr sour grapes posting is significantly reduced once someone gets the thing they're obsessed with
Anonymous No.723733879 [Report]
>>723717524 (OP)
Oh no, Kratos fell in the whole alt-right sigma alpha rabbithole!