Thread 723733997

The charges, officer?

Being too good of a game in the era of woke slop

killing best boy obviously, making this game the biggest betrayal of 2025
could have been so good but they fucked it up

>>723733997 (OP)
Painting without my phone number.

>>723734318
Gustave DLC, trust the plan

>>723734318
Gustav was lame. Verso is a chad.

>>723734318
he looked too swarthy and brown

>>723734318
Broche'd

>>723733997 (OP)
This is literally just Pierce Brosnan wtf

>>723733997 (OP)
Renoir is my nigga

A MAELLA A LUMINÉ
DOSÉMI VERSO
A CLÉA A DANÉ
RENOIR INA DAOKO

Ô SONATA ET FUTUR
PEINDRA CLAIR OBSCUR
Ô SONATA ET FUTUR
PEINDRA CLAIR OBSCUR

>>723735249
Best track in the entire game imo

>>723734318
He didn't kill Gustave

>>723734318
I miss him bros...

>>723734318
Gustav is remembered fondly because they killed him off. He's average as a protagonist otherwise.

>>723735419
Based.

>>723735669
Foids salivate over him thougheverbeit

He was TOO good of a husband and a good father.
Him only crime is not giving up on his family.

>>723735669
Gustave is remembered fondly because despite being portrayed as a spineless pussy in his last moments he stood his ground and bared his teeth.

Gustave never had the makings of a REAL main character, junior varsity at best.
Now Verso on the other hand...

>>723736179
He just wants to fucking die, blud's literally me deadass

>>723736237
He actually has reasons to die.

>>723734318
Renoir doesn't kill himself though

>>723734865
I want to see pierce brosnans.versions of neveron for reasons

You know a game is dogshit when the only thing that normalfags have to talk about it is the story and nothing else

>>723733997 (OP)
Looking like a older version of the initial main character so no one cares when he dies.

>>723736698
People almost never talk about a games gameplay. I guess people could discuss their preferred moves and combos I guess. It's a little harder for e33 since all the attacks have frog language names

>>723735746
Pic related is why I despise American media. They are so obsessed with good vs evil they actually brought it into their politics like dumbass poltards.
Joffrey from Game of Thrones got so much acclaim despite being a predictable low IQ outrage porn character.

>>723736898
Chapter 3 made my hands hurt.

>>723735669
He died for those who come after

>>723736898
What's there to say? Elemental genesis goes brrrrrrrrrrr

>>723735746
Which Renoir? There are two, on opposing sides.

>>723737730
Painted is forced to lose points because Aline painted him like a simp.
If he wasn't, he'd make a deal with real Renoir to get rid of her as long as he spares the canvas.

>>723736179
> Can fuck Based Lune and Based Sciel.
> Based Esquie and Based Monoco are his best friends.

"I want to die".

>>723738045
His existence is literally destroying his family and no amount of sex will change that.

>>723738045
>the sex was bad

Sciel will let you cum in her.
Lune makes you pull out.

>>723738209

They're not his family, in fact destroying the painting is what destroys his actual family.

>>723733997 (OP)
I just want to see a live performance of his theme at the Game Awards at the end of the year.

I was really disappointed when I learned Dualliste wasn't pronounced Dualist-tee.

>>723738724
That's not their decision to make.

>>723736656
Theyre called Axons

>>723735731
lmao no
>Gustave
Nice :)
>Verso
Hot :o