Thread 723740728

That battle station isn't cool.

>his spine after gaming an entire day:
:^)
>my spine after gaming for 3 hours (upright chair):
>:(

yes. that setup is cool (and better than mine).

>>723740728 (OP)
building a euthanasia chamber like this to take care of my NEET son hehe...

>>723740728 (OP)
Harry Potter setup

>>723740728 (OP)
i bet you saw this and made up a guy in your head that disagreed with you and now you need to have that argument

just stop

>>723740728 (OP)
Cuckstation is for fart appreciators.

it's well made but the ultimate cuckinator

>>723740728 (OP)
No, it isn't.
-Gaps around door that don't block gamer language
-Large window so you can't fap in private
-Every time you want to piss have to slide the whole fucker out
-"books" that you can't take out because the stair support beams are blocking it.

>>723740728 (OP)
cuck closet

>>723740728 (OP)
Battlestation thread?

>>723740728 (OP)
We have this thread daily man. Do you not read a word of it or do you just skim for memes? We have our it into words a dozen times over why this is stupid and sucks

>>723740728 (OP)
I've got a comfy room to game in, not a cuck closet.

>>723740728 (OP)
I'm so happy I installed this in my house! My wife and her boyfriend were so impressed, they went to the bedroom and gave me a standing ovation for 3 hours. There was so much clapping, I'm glad I put sound dampening on my gaming chamber door! haha!

>/v/ sees neat setup
>immediately starts cuck posting (black bull)
never change, /v/...

>>723741385
>-Gaps around door that don't block gamer language
Easily solvable to be honest. That said if it's in your own home then who cares if they can hear a muffled version of your voice screaming Nigger.
>-Large window so you can't fap in private
Should definitely install those privacy glass that can go clear and frosted at the flick of a switch
>-Every time you want to piss have to slide the whole fucker out
Literally just buy some ABUs, Rearz or TryAgains
>-"books" that you can't take out because the stair support beams are blocking it.
This but looking at the dude this is clearly an aesthetic thing

>>723741475
That image is backwards, the cuck let her wife to destroy his battlestation

post it

>>723740728 (OP)
Nice setup Harry.
However...

>>723740728 (OP)
When I was a kid I used to close myself in the dryer and pretend it was one of those Saiyan ships
This looks way more cramped than that

>>723740728 (OP)
IT'S SHIT, WHERE ARE THE PISS BOTTLES

>>723740728 (OP)
>No door handle
Only thing that bothers me, having to slide your fingers in-between the floor/stairs and the door is asking for trouble.

>>723740728 (OP)
I'm a sucker for these stair closet conversions into studies, home offices, battlestations, etc. I love these kinds of secret rooms.

This is only acceptable if you have three kids and you can't spare a single corner of your house for a gaming table

>>723741782
>secret rooms
uhm i don't know how to tell you but there's a glass wall

>>723740728 (OP)
No room to jack off

>>723740728 (OP)
this is like the gamer version of vanlife, only slightly less homeless

>>723741683
>piss bottles
https://www.pretendagain.com/products/super-pixel-pals-diapers
You're not dedicated enough

>>723741892
>Due to incredible demand for Super Pixel Pals orders

>>723742010
Japan and the US are their biggest customers. Even the $50 per bag price tag ain't stopping shit

>>723740728 (OP)
>Calls it battlestation
>In reality it's a cuck capsule

>>723741578
behold the new and improved battlestation

>>723741889
imagine getting stuck in the middle of nowhere, no water, no gas, only your regrets.
kino

>>723740728 (OP)
of course it's from california

>>723740728 (OP)
Way too close to the screen

we must make Better use of our space

oh...

>>723741665
Lol

>>723740728 (OP)
The creator himself said it sucks and that he doesn't actually use it.

>>723740728 (OP)
>play a game even slightly demanding
>the cubby becomes an oven and you cook yourself to death

>>723740728 (OP)
A better man plays there

God I wish I had a wife to cuck me while I enjoy some quality vidya. Some people are so lucky.

>>723740728 (OP)
Who needs air anyways?

>>723740728 (OP)
I'm not Harry Potter okay.

>>723740728 (OP)
It just feels demeaning, like you're an object put in a bookshelf, or better yet, you're literally being walked over. It's just insulting, no self respecting person would accept using this "battlestation"

>>723740728 (OP)
>Have fun you two! Love you sweetie!

>>723740728 (OP)
>two potted plants, a weird astrolabe and a mechanical clock all just wasting space

A woman designed this shit.

>>723740728 (OP)
looks uncomfortable as fuck

>>723743289
he would say that after all the cuck memes...

>>723740728 (OP)
won't you run out of air? maybe you won't physically suffocate but it will be like being inside a car with all the windows closed and the aircon not running. i normally get uncomfortable after like 10 minutes in that
plus the pc will start heating up the space
what happens when you fart?

>>723743510
The proportions are killing me. He looks so tiny

>>723740728 (OP)
>>723741135
Would this be a more comfortable choice? (Obviously a more expensive one)

This shit reminds me of cyclists who have bikes where you lay down and either use your arms or legs to peddle. Also reminded me of grandmas boy
https://youtube.com/shorts/0WmJecwmC9s?si=FYqMRCz-3HPZra2q

>>723741135
it's probably destroying his neck.

>>723741892
>Due to incredible demand for Super Pixel Pals orders may take 2-3 business days to ship. We are truly sorry for the delay and appreciate your patience and business!

Seriously, furries have to be stopped, we need something like the judges from Judge Dredd only they hunt furries relentlessly or some kind of anti-furry Skynet.

>>723740728 (OP)
he spend thousands on this garbage setup but could spend 5$ more to install a handle
retarded cuck faggot

>>723740728 (OP)
i knew a kid growing up who shoved his entire gaming setup (ps2 + crt) into the void underneath the basement stairs and we'd hang out and play midnight club down there
it makes more sense when you're 5'1

>>723740728 (OP)
The disco elysium station.

>>723740728 (OP)
What does he do when he feels like shifting his sitting posture?
What does he do about the ventilation? After a couple minutes he's going to get brain fog from all the CO2. Not to mention it probably heats up like a motherfucker.
Also he's only got one display?
And the lightbulb shining in his face just seems like a pointless addition, of course he's going to keep it turned off whenever he's doing anything, but then why's it there?

>g*mes
We must read.

Honey, the bulls are coming over, go seal yourself in the cuck pod until I unlock you

>>723740728 (OP)
>barely has any airflow
Yeah, put a gayming pc in there and its going to be super hot. And the fan required to keep that space cool would also drown out the sound of the ghost coming from his bedroom.

>>723740728 (OP)
imagine the smell

>>723740728 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSjRt2AjmdA

>>723740728 (OP)
The worst part about this is that this retard didn't measure the bottom part so his legs dont lean against the chair. His knees are permanently in the air. That looks incredibly uncomfortable

>>723741740
fucking gold

>>723741740
lol

>>723740728 (OP)
>get in, get comfy
>have to pee
Fuck.

>>723750242
Refer to >>723741892