Thread 723745686

dog = me
fruit = games i bought on steam sale

that's a fish nigger

Mass Effect games are on sale right now.
I already have mass effect 1 and 2 I bought a long time ago.
Should I buy 3 and andromeda?

>>723745686 (OP)
i'm the cat in the background

>>723745686 (OP)
Weird deer
>>723745914
No

>>723745686 (OP)
In Zoroastrianism, beavers were seen as super sacred, because they thought they were water dogs (dogs were already sacred). Same with otters. So in a way, that beaver is a dog of sorts.

Anyway
>Otter: Me
>Cabbage: Heroin i bought to shoot up while playing vidya

>>723745686 (OP)
>>723747154
fajny bobr

>>723745686 (OP)
>>723747154
I think we should teach these guys how to post online.

>>723745686 (OP)
Are you retarded? That’s a baboon.

>>723748142
nah you dont want that

kraken = janny
jet = this thread

>>723745686 (OP)
Today I realized
>Gophers
>Prairie Dogs
>Groundhogs
>Moles
>Lemmings
None of these things are closely related but they're all fucking redundant burrowing furry fat rodents.

Like, a Prarie Dog is actually a squirrel, they're ground squirrels, like Chipmunks, but they live like Gophers.
Groundhogs on the other hand are just beavers that don't swim but dig.

I don't know if I'm the only one who sort of just dumped them all in my head like they're the same animal for being in the same niche.

>>723749014
Correction, Moles aren't rodents, they're shrews or rather a group that splintered from shrews but knowing the difference between shrews and rodents are also redundant since shrews niche fill rodents constantly as well, with the exception mainly being diet since most shrews eat bugs.

>>723749014
Rodents are actually the closest relatives to primates. You can see it in their creepy little hands

>>723749664
They're not the "closest" it's just that primates branches off the 5 fingered rodent-like mammals early on while a fuck load of other mammals went the digitgrade route

>>723749014
>reddit frog

>>723749014
...

BOBER KURWA

>>723745686 (OP)
His and by extension your greed sickens me. You do not need all that fruit/games.

>>723745802
It must suck to be colorblind.

>>723754120
He's just Catholic

what's that kangaroo looking creature behind you?

>>723755002
A parrot.

>>723745802
t. medieval monk

>>723749014
Its called convergent evolution. Natural selection causes animals to change to fill certain niches most effectively, so when different animals occupy the same niche for a long enough time, they evolve to look like each other, since thats the most efficient body plan for that niche. Tuataras are my favorite modern example of this, they're NOT lizards, they're part of a distinct group nearly 250 million years old.

>>723748516
Why is this .webm named "locker?"

Also post more animals, /an/ threads are the best threads on /v/

animal tier list

1 orangutans
2 sea otters
3 dogs
4 beavers
5 octopus

>>723745686 (OP)
O FUG:D EBIN BOBRE:DD:D:DDD

This is the thread.

balloon = me
mitts = >shadman

>>723756457
>Why is this .webm named "locker?"
The post I downloaded it from name it that.

Starting to have a beaver fatigue

>>723757404
Squishy fishy!

>>723750350
<ifunny chevron

>>723757221
Fat fuck

>>723756103
is that a dragon?

>>723757221
would getting clawed by a beaver kill me

>>723758126
it would be extremely painful

>>723756103
it's cute

>>723757221
what's going on here exactly?

>>723748516
It's cute because they're smart enough to play with toys.

>>723750872
Not nice of you to put OP's mom's eye and label is "Pig"
Why would you do that?

>>723749014
One of these days I had a person say at the dinner table "my favorite fish is the ray because it's easier to eat" and I said "did you know you are more closely related to a fish than a ray is, that means you're fish and they aren't?" And then my father said I'm fucking retarded and I decided to shut up because there's no convincing those people. Literally wasting perfectly good knowledge on my retarded family like it matters.

DOG = ME
BOWL = BOWL
FOOD INSIDE THE BOWL = ALL THE HIGH QUALITY AAA GAMES RELEASED IN THE LAST DECADE

>>723762835
Based dad shutting his faggot smartass redditor son up.

>>723762835
Based dad, I hope you're underage and don't yet understand how insufferable you are

>>723748516
Birds are so weird

elephant = me
racoon = video games

Those frog things from Darkroot Basin, if they real

cat = cat
video games = video games

>>723762434
the apple was laced with cyanide (toxic to beavers), but he made his save vs. poison so was stunned for one round instead of taking any CON damage

>>723745802
Kaney?

>>723745686 (OP)
that's not fruit you retard

Me and all the digital games I own.

>>723747154
thats literally the same dog and the same fruit, nigger