Thread 723750698

Do you like to idle in videogames?

I hate how many Pokémon coomers have ruined. When I see Scolipede I just see a cool guy who doesn't give a fuck.

>>723751421
>When I see Scolipede I just see a cool guy who doesn't give a fuck.
I know that that's a lie because you wouldn't be complaining otherwise.
You let them in your head.

>>723751421
ponut
You instantly thought about it

>>723751421
As a hypersexual furry deviant, I don't get why Scolipede ended up getting so much attention.

>>723751421
I legitimately don't understand how even a single human being looks at Scolipede and sees anything remotely sexual or attractive. What is wrong with furries?

>>723752901
It's a giant cartoon bug horse. We have a global rule and a containment board specifically because of cartoon horse adjacent things.

>>723753202
i don't think it's attractive, but you really have to have giga-tier autism to not understand why some people like it.

>>723752901
It's fat, has sleepy eyes and looks like a horse

>>723753217
Yeah, but It somehow gets more porn than a lot of the actual cartoon horse pokemon

>>723750698 (OP)
I load CP77 basically every day and all I do is drive/walk around its enormous map
it's crazy how much crap is on it, sadly very little to actually do, other than walking

>>723753202
stop lying to yourself

>>723750698 (OP)
bugg...

>>723751421
Yeah well I see a cool girl who definitely gives a fuck.

>>723753439
Yeah. Anything with half-lidded eyes, sleepy eyes, etc, is bound to get a ton of porn.

>>723753483
Keldeo has Dragonite syndrome. Scolipede on the other hand has Dragonair syndrome. I will not elaborate on this.

>>723753437
I think you have to have giga-tier autism to be attracted to it in the first place. The biggest supposed justification I've heard is that it has "bedroom eyes", which is not only absurd considering its eyes make it look like its stoned out of its mind more than anything, but also, so what? Have you seen the rest of it? Are you gonna fuck a rock if someone puts lidded googly eyes on it?

>>723753483
It's the eyes. You could put eyes on a cube and /v/ would fuck it

>>723750698 (OP)
Damn game almost looks good in this screenshot. Almost.

>>723750698 (OP)
Does anybody have the picture of the guy with his lopunny looking slyly at the camera?

>>723753990
let's put that to the test

>>723751421
Why don’t normalfags understand that these characters are designed by people with fetishes?

>>723750698 (OP)
B-Bros??

>>723753938
>fuck a rock if someone puts lidded googly eyes on it?

>>723752901
Anal vores need to latch onto something. It’s the exact same thing with Orisa. Literally 99% of her fans want her to suck their crushes up her ass.

>>723754051
The game does look good. Not amazing or anything, but definitely a step up for a pokemon game.

>>723753202
Coolest pokemon design in all of gen 5 + horse cocka. It's not that deep.

>>723754103
Cube sex

>>723754186
Anal vore is my biggest fetish, and I still dont see the appeal of Scolipede or Orisa

>>723754448
It’s because they’re like horses.

>>723754186
Nah it's just the eyes for me.

>>723754103
HHHNNNNGGGG

>>723754103
>not using companion cube
ONE
JOB
FAGGOT

>>723754186
unbirth is the patrician choice though.

>>723755279
well? where's the fuck me eyes edit?

>>723755279
It's a stone, anon.

>>723755279
But wait, there's more.

>>723750698 (OP)
I really don't like how fantasy sphincters are drawn extremely disingenuously.
Really sets one up for disappointment when you come face to face with the real thing.

Scolipede is at the top of my ranking of every pokemon by sex appeal. still a WIP.

>>723760928
https://www.dragonflycave.com/favorite-list?favs=IgLBCENvCqNWIrDHN2HePUEsIkFGM6HHp9LqJ8I8I7CCrVFdMJErCrHIHsIcpMGBpNHZPnMXGuJ3AlCwsKsqO-NkNrGsHWNZChouDEEIPvHtLmOABWH8IdMiIeJgFJK7E3pOCFGmE2D0ANKkEbqYnfJSuGt9DTrUJdEuCDObMgIjL0KoPuulOKsNsrr1LUMRHVHCr9JTAOCGtvq2q1qqC6H9JCIiP3EaI5I6q8qAJIvHPtM9riAbNVDKLfDoMFCWHdLxMuOcsJFgJKD4CZGkFZO7IhCTJ_OLr4AkpBM5AsEYqyOfnKuZGApCDUOGutLnFmDDLAGwF7JrGjC7A0K5KHILBnGiJwLOMUClFHKdHhDdJPqcNoC0u5q5ABq9PaqrEdGfP8J5stuwCsAmKmHpIDL7GeC8q3q0qxJfrdKCPYLPL6AQARMwDmMspAOJHMLLKlGWKMCHL5IIr6K6MTsjusL4r5r3KNCXP4sILynpKyBMHrGhrhAiMCLtJRnLp6CYCmKOOTHntEsZGrKptTpHLpnuMxCppIE5toAYFnMataGUq7BQEKCvCzo-LwHwBzCJtMvGGoscAZCnIHr7LluKLKAnprN4p5G_L1MhM1FqAHHJD5quq4AaLoPwthLJoWK1rfMnMYLMHNuyOsK_Flq6IPEGLD
330 are ranked so far.

>>723754186
i want orisa to crush my cock with her muscular organ as her creator curses me

>>723750698 (OP)
What is with that sex bug?

>>723750698 (OP)
I fucking hate the lost potential of Pokemon. Imagine being able to make little homesteads where your unused Pokemon can chill and do stuff. You have your home, secret bases, plenty of shit where that could be possible, but you 45 years later all we have are shitty jank ass following mechanics and sandwhich eating shit.

>>723760928
incomprehensible and mostly shit taste desu

where the fat bug at

>>723750698 (OP)
>mega hides the belly
ruined

>>723752901
There is a specific image that helped popularize a certain method of drawing buttholes
Since then it's been one of the mascots for that fetish, plus there's other aspects about it too that deviants like

>>723760928
How does someone end up like this?

>>723753202
I'd bet money it's the autist coomers staring too hard at the eyes and psyopping themselves

>>723754186
vocaroo.com/OP1Mt6p2Kl

>>723761573
wow, that looks fucking retarded

>>723760928
>Rotom mower
I'm curious, do you want to be shredded to bits?

>>723753938
Would autists be attracted to bedroom eyes? I thought they didn't like eye contact

>>723761972
it's bait, he doesn't actually want to boink any of those mons
any self-respecting rotomfucker would know that the only fuckable rotoms are base rotom and rotom dex

>>723761972
There's art of it licking another pokemon on e621 that has changed my brain chemistry.

>>723762170
Link it

>>723762159
https://e621.net/posts/4293285?q=mow_rotom
Look at this fucking art dude

>>723762236
>>723762239

>>723762239
yeah that just solidifies my argument
only dex is fuckable

>>723761732
why did the evil man vore him into krikitune on livestream?

>>723760928
The fish is very high up
Is it just because of the little bit of belly?

>>723762541
it's the overall body-shape and slickness, i'm not a fat-fag, but the shape is very appealing.
https://e621.net/posts/4971212?q=lanturn
its also generally cute, and that appeals to me.

>>723762793
The sea horse in that is way more fuckable wtf is your taste anon

>>723750698 (OP)
Cute bored bughorsewife.

>>723762950
Dragalgae is high.

>>723754769
shoestrang

>>723755279
>>723759138
nggghh

>>723755564
Tell me you wouldn't.

Fallout 3 was fun as hell for this. I'd find a matress in a burned out building to sleep on and then I'd just chill there watching the sun rise or set and watchig NPCs run around in the distance.

It's been 3 1/2 gens, why do the 3d renders still look like ass

>>723763962
They're probably the finished product for some more gens

>>723760928
The Teapot over Umbreon or Vulpix is a choice.

>>723763508
i fucking hate e6 for deleting one of his early gumball vids off the site because they're fucking retarded

I used to idle in GTA to listen to the music.

>>723769761
Check rule34 or atf booru. It has to be somewhere.

>>723751421
>>723752021
... there's scolipede porn? yes yes I know the rule's meaning but seriously, is this a popular pornmon? i just see it and think "hehe horse centipede"

>>723771981
it has 3200 results on e6
suffice to say, yes there is scolipede porn

>>723771981
One of the bigger ones actually. Not a Gardevoir or Lucario but for what they are they are popular. Mostly gay shit though.

>>723753202
The World needs more people like you who throw smack at furries. Amen

>>723760928
I don’t agree with but that list is based as fuck ngl

>>723772129
>>723772648
Is this a more recent trend or has it been around since Gen 5? I always thought Scolipede was one of the more underrated mons if anything, maybe it is in the bigger picture but that’s a lot of porn.

>>723771981
you should be thinking 'tummy erotic'

>>723753202
It's not even anthropomorphic enough to be furry it's a straight up animal

>>723776404
What does bug milk taste like?

>>723777346
It tastes like the food of the future - https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6123606/

>>723760928
Rotom, nigga?

>>723750698 (OP)
dragon warrior did this all the way back on the gameboy color and all 3 of your followers talked to you in full sentences.

>>723777387
I was going to defend them because the in-game personality has Rotom as a smug cunt and the idea of its possessing a sex toy is hot, but they've got the bastard on there twice so I've got no clue.

>>723773772
>that's a lot of porn
Indeed and for good reason. Fuck janny niggers by the way.

>>723777480
Post this in a wojak thread bro.
Ot better yet, an e-celeb thread.

>>723760928
admit it, the only reason why most of these are so high up is just because you've seen porn of them and just cannot not associate the character without thinking about sex anymore
you're pathetic and have no taste

>>723779287
nah the designs are cute on their own

>>723771981
>horse centipede
you just answered your own question

>>723761616
so anyone gonna post it or what?

>>723755243
my nigga

Bugussy>>>[spooiler]ovipositor[/spoiler]>>>>>donut

>>723760928
>Rotom-mow
??¿??

>>723761681
Getting molested or beaten while playing the Pokemon games or watching the anime.

No I'm mentally ill and I start thinking about how people will see how long I've played a game and how much progression I've made in that game based upon my time played. If was 15 hours in and was still at the beginning of the game people will judge me.

>>723777593
>external testicles
Meh...

>>723782532
How do you know this?
Are you that one feralchad spic from /vp/ who can only get it up to female non-humanoids that want to kill and eat him ater draining his nutsack empty due to past trauma of being forced to fap as a 10 year old kid to normie porn my your perma-drunk dad who tried to prevent you from becoming a faggot?

>>723772129
>3200
And how much of it will be left if you'd remove brapshit, voreshit and fatshit garbage via blacklist tags, so that you'd only have actual smut to be enjoyed by non-mentally ill queers who get off to literal shit?

I wanna plow her like a tractor

>>723751421
>you vill fuck ze bugs

Honestly I just want to see the bughorse inflate

I'll admit Scolipede looks pretty huggable in this game but its image is still tainted by the fact that 90% of the porn is genuinely grotesque

>>723787427
>TFW even the AIslop can't make on-model decent Scolipede smut due to the metric boatload of anthroshit & meme fetish garbage corrupting its training database.

scolipede hyper scat

roumd

>>723792257
full of >>723791714

>>723792547
Actually full of goo from pic related

>>723792610
>saw a Goomy early on but failed to catch it
>haven't seen one since
Feels terrible.

>>723792610
if you get filled with goo from your mouth, it's all ending up in your stomach
that's just going to digest and turn into poop anyway
scatchads always win

>>723792869
Not if the scolipede is overfilled

>>723761573
If your dick can’t pierce it you aren’t worthy

>>723792997
>gurgle onomatopoeia
seems to me like her stomach's already getting to work

I both like scolipede for being cool but also think its kind of hot. Goodra and Dragonite are still hotter though.

>>723793323
That's just the noise of the goo expanding, that scolipede is going to blow (non lethally).
real talk I'm not into scat but I do respect the ability to look at an image and make it work for your fetish, when there's not much material that's any good you do have to use your imagination

>>723793812
>spoiler
it helps that I like all the inflation/fat stuff too
there's already a wealth of overlap when you go looking like I have

>>723794678
Oh, fair enough in that case.
for me the exploding is the point of it but that's relatively rare so I usually just use inflation pics and my imagination