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ITT: You're only allowed to say NICE things about this game
Anonymous No.723755462 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
It made me laugh. Sometimes.
Anonymous No.723755532 [Report] >>723771221
>>723755315 (OP)
Combat is fun
Anonymous No.723755556 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
Uhhhh the combat is go- no wait no power wheel
Anonymous No.723755557 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
...
Anonymous No.723755605 [Report] >>723755975
vetra
Anonymous No.723755619 [Report] >>723755975
>>723755315 (OP)
turian gf
Anonymous No.723755646 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
changing your powers on the fly is fun
Anonymous No.723755652 [Report] >>723755975 >>723769841
turian gf
competent
cute
Anonymous No.723755667 [Report] >>723755975
>>723755315 (OP)
Turian gf. It's the only feature that makes me consider playing
Anonymous No.723755774 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
I think the white female love interest had a nice ass.
Anonymous No.723755831 [Report] >>723755975
>>723755315 (OP)
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
vetra?
Anonymous No.723755975 [Report] >>723758842 >>723759728 >>723765870 >>723769841 >>723772015
>>723755605
>>723755619
>>723755652
>>723755667
>>723755831
Holy based
Anonymous No.723755979 [Report]
I love my turian gf!
Anonymous No.723757194 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
It went on sale pretty quickly.
Anonymous No.723757890 [Report] >>723759823
>>723755315 (OP)
It had the decency to know it wasn't good, so it didn't waste time trying (and let's be honest, failing) to have that quarian ark DLC.
Anonymous No.723758842 [Report]
>>723755975
All me.
Anonymous No.723759065 [Report] >>723759272 >>723759746 >>723760303
Worth playing? Loved 1-3
Anonymous No.723759272 [Report]
>>723759065
Not really. It's a pretty forgettable game overall.
Anonymous No.723759351 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
the side quests were Kino
Anonymous No.723759665 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
I loved this game. It had fun powers and guns, and you could make cool shit with the mods. The jetpack was awesome. And Peebee was awesome.
Anonymous No.723759728 [Report] >>723760212
>>723755975
what a terrible looking cast of characters, holy shit
Anonymous No.723759746 [Report]
>>723759065
>Loved 1-3
Ehhhhhhhh probably not then. If you do, make it easier on yourself and think of it as schlocky in-universe fiction.
Anonymous No.723759823 [Report] >>723760296
>>723757890
>only took half an hour to start crying
Anonymous No.723759839 [Report] >>723760081 >>723761183
Need more spiritual successors to the original Mass Effect trilogy.
Anonymous No.723759865 [Report]
hmmmmm.... >>723754624
Anonymous No.723759923 [Report] >>723759994
>>723755315 (OP)
It's not Japanese, so there's that.
Anonymous No.723759994 [Report] >>723760143 >>723760241
>>723759923
Do the Japanese care about space operas that don't involve mechas?
Anonymous No.723760081 [Report] >>723760273
>>723759839
Lucky you
Anonymous No.723760115 [Report] >>723760405
>>723755315 (OP)
It's the only Mass Effect sequel that actually tried to maintain the cool exploration and discovery theme instead of Hollywood action slop.
Anonymous No.723760143 [Report]
>>723759994
Sometimes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLwjDigdM6k
Anonymous No.723760212 [Report] >>723760276 >>723760878 >>723767925
>>723759728
What's there not to love, anon? You've got
>we have Wrex at home
>we've heard you like Garrus, so we've made a Garrus that you can bang
>I TRAINED WITH THE ASARI, DID YOU HEAR I TRAINED WITH THE ASARI, ALSO I HAVE A GREAT ASS, BTW DID YOU KNOW I TRAINED WITH THE ASARI
>ugly doctor people only remember because she's voiced by Margaery Tyrell from GoT
>ugly fag mechanic nobody remembers and whose personal quest is convincing him to impregnate his straight female best friend
>compulsory new alien that's just discount (as in, a *heavy* discount) Javik
>Liara but ogre
>nerd pilot
>black Jacob
Anonymous No.723760241 [Report]
>>723759994
The Legend of the Galactic Heroes doesn't have mecha that I can recall.
Anonymous No.723760273 [Report] >>723767138
>>723760081
>No aliens
Pass
Anonymous No.723760276 [Report] >>723760392 >>723760489 >>723761249
>>723760212
There is literally no asari that looks worse than Liara.
Anonymous No.723760296 [Report]
>>723759823
Did you somehow miss the very first post in the thread?
Anonymous No.723760303 [Report]
>>723759065
If you simply NEED more mass effect, you might as well. Combat is good. There's a lot of visual jank and the story isn't great but whatever.
It's really not that offensive as a game but people were still angry about ME3 at the time.
Anonymous No.723760392 [Report] >>723760463
>>723760276
I know this is 4chan and we're supposed to be contrarians here but there's a limit to it
Anonymous No.723760405 [Report] >>723760518
>>723760115
>it tried to maintain 1's uncharted worlds by getting rid of them and replacing a dozen of bite-sized cool planets with exotic skyboxes with Ubisoft-style giant Inquisition empty maps
Yeah, nah
Anonymous No.723760460 [Report] >>723760540 >>723760667
Are Mass Effect and Dead Space set in the same universe?
Anonymous No.723760463 [Report]
>>723760392
Liara is fat and ugly. Deal with it.
Anonymous No.723760489 [Report] >>723760657
>>723760276
I disagree, and I'd hope you do too
Anonymous No.723760518 [Report] >>723760641 >>723760732
>>723760405
Complaining about empty maps while defending ME1's planets is very ironic
Anonymous No.723760540 [Report]
>>723760460
No, but Dead Space and Katamari Damacy are.
Anonymous No.723760641 [Report]
>>723760518
Agreed. At least EA Amsterdam worked to make those planets drivable, unlike the ME1 maps.
Anonymous No.723760657 [Report] >>723767972
>>723760489
Would all of those. Wouldn't Liara. I'd call HR if she talked to me.
Anonymous No.723760667 [Report]
>>723760460
Their only connection was both their companies being owned by EA, so not really no. If you want to headcanon it I guess you could, ME takes place in the 2180s and Dead Space in the 2500s. Imagine the Reaper War wipes the slate clean as far as factions are concerned and also kills all aliens and... well everything else that'd be necessary for this to work and yeah, sure, go for it
Anonymous No.723760732 [Report]
>>723760518
I will accept the concession
Anonymous No.723760878 [Report] >>723761587
>>723760212
>>ugly fag mechanic nobody remembers and whose personal quest is convincing him to impregnate his straight female best friend
There is no way that is real.
Anonymous No.723761071 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
I had fun playing it. Then the game would focus on the story and characters and my interest would just plummet.
Anonymous No.723761183 [Report] >>723761320 >>723761713
>>723759839
Am I crazy? Studios should be able to shit out more trilogies like DA and ME with the budgets we have now
Anonymous No.723761249 [Report] >>723765995
>>723760276
nigga liara is just a human with blue tentacles :V
Anonymous No.723761320 [Report] >>723761705 >>723765805
>>723761183
Speaking of which, is the original DA trilogy worth it?
Anonymous No.723761587 [Report] >>723764197 >>723765224 >>723765870
>>723760878
https://youtu.be/ANaro7q4a8s?t=1020
Anonymous No.723761705 [Report] >>723762372
>>723761320
it's not really a trilogy
Anonymous No.723761713 [Report] >>723765805
>>723761183
Reminder it only took six years to go from ME1 to all DLCs for ME3 being done and dusted. Reminder it's been six years since the next ME was *announced*. Reminder TES6 was announced seven years ago.
Anonymous No.723761908 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
The vehicle controls and is fun to drive
Anonymous No.723762186 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
Cora's ass.
That's it.
Anonymous No.723762372 [Report]
>>723761705
It is a trilogy, it just starts at DA2 and ends in Veilguard.
Anonymous No.723762375 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
The Nomad was a pretty smooth ride. It was a nice middle ground between the sluggish Mako and the slippery Hammerhead from previous games.
Anonymous No.723762967 [Report]
I can't get over how they used the same exact head for every single asari. They couldn't even be assed to make some face morphs, everyone has that same pudgy mystery meat face, fucking horrible
Anonymous No.723764197 [Report]
>>723761587
No way this is real
Anonymous No.723764982 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
The ship is comfy
Anonymous No.723765156 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
Autistic qt fem Ryder is my gf
Anonymous No.723765224 [Report]
>>723761587
This sounds like it was actually written by an alien. It's weird, I don't remember Andromeda being this much like Veilguard.
Anonymous No.723765805 [Report]
>>723761713
yeah it's fucking retarded
>>723761320
I love DAO, but I can't even replay that, so just buy the ME legendary edition.
Anonymous No.723765823 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
It killed its developers
Anonymous No.723765864 [Report]
It got me to stop buying EA games
Anonymous No.723765870 [Report] >>723765976
>>723761587
>>723755975
Wait, I have 200 hours in andromeda and I don't remember half of the cast
Anonymous No.723765976 [Report]
>>723765870
you probably only used Cora and Vetra like anyone did
Anonymous No.723765995 [Report] >>723766140
>>723761249
An ugly, fat human.
Anonymous No.723766061 [Report] >>723766385
>>723755315 (OP)
mechanically perfect sequel to ME1
Anonymous No.723766140 [Report] >>723766368
>>723765995
Turn your monitor on
Anonymous No.723766279 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
it sux hehehe
Anonymous No.723766289 [Report]
Andromeda just doesn't feel like Mass Effect. All the pre-established relations and events just wiped away in favor of the new status quo and it just feels so generic compared to the trilogy
Anonymous No.723766368 [Report]
>>723766140
I can see her fat ass with the monitor off.
Anonymous No.723766385 [Report]
>>723766061
lol
lmao even
Anonymous No.723766453 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
The first one was good if a bit flawed, that's about it.
Anonymous No.723767086 [Report] >>723767673
It was uh.... I guess the gameplay wasn't awful compared to previous Mass Effect games.
Conceptually the open world on each planet wasn't awful, it was I guess a bit better than a bunch of smaller planets but still.
Sex with Cora
I guess the art direction wasn't atrocious either, it's not all bad, just not great.

What makes no sense is how they were able to build and launch the nu-citadel in such a short time, the thing is massive, bigger than the fucking catalyst.
Anonymous No.723767137 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
The white female love interest was not just attractive, but explicitly heterosexual.
Anonymous No.723767138 [Report]
>>723760273
well there are aliens in the expanse novels kinda
Anonymous No.723767673 [Report]
>>723767086
I thought it got there years ahead of the colony ships?
Anonymous No.723767925 [Report]
>>723760212
Suvi is okay, had potential at least.
Anonymous No.723767972 [Report] >>723768128
>>723760657
You're just an anti-Liara contrarian.
Anonymous No.723768128 [Report] >>723768392 >>723769289
>>723767972
Real men like hijabs.
Anonymous No.723768392 [Report] >>723768442
>>723768128
That's not your boring hijab, that's a bucket.
Anonymous No.723768442 [Report] >>723772851
>>723768392
Oh there were buckets alright
Anonymous No.723768578 [Report]
It ends.
Anonymous No.723768741 [Report] >>723771437
>>723755315 (OP)
I unironically dont dislike Sara Ryder's looks
Anonymous No.723768861 [Report] >>723771124
>>723755315 (OP)
I genuinely enjoyed building up the habitablity of the planets and feeling like I was making my mark creating a new home for the Initiative
I'm autistic as fuck though
Also Ryder isn't as bad as people make him out to be, the other characters are fine too.
Anonymous No.723769289 [Report]
>>723768128
Insane that we couldn't romance her in ME1
Anonymous No.723769841 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
I liked vetra. I finished the game for Vetra.
I want that sandpaper tussy (turian pussy)
>>723755652
>>723755975
Brothers: (You) have been seen.
Anonymous No.723771124 [Report]
>>723768861
the characters are either fine, like Vetra and Drax, or awful. Like Gil, Liam, and Peebee.
Anonymous No.723771221 [Report]
>>723755532
Have to second this, the combat is the only good thing about this game.
Anonymous No.723771356 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
Nice graphics and textures. Everything else about Andromeda is absolute dog shit, and I mean everything, especially the writing, and the DEI is the least of it. The characters are written to sound like low-IQ high school dingbats. Just a horrible game in all directions.
Anonymous No.723771437 [Report] >>723771928
>>723768741
Sara is very cute, but the character is an absolute airhead and completely unbelievable as a leader.
Anonymous No.723771928 [Report]
>>723771437
she has crazy eyes
hot
Anonymous No.723772015 [Report] >>723772914
>>723755975
>Hey, we should do a movie night to bring all the crew together
>Takes literally the whole game to gather all the various things for movie night because you have to do shit like fly to a planet just to get popcorn
>By the time the "get to know you" night happens everyone has already known each other for ages
Anonymous No.723772851 [Report]
>>723768442
What to do when cum clogs up the emergency induction port?
Anonymous No.723772914 [Report]
>>723772015
>fly to a planet just to get popcorn
Real space issues.
Anonymous No.723773085 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
I enjoyed all the sloptuber content it generated.
Anonymous No.723773563 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
Vetra was kind of cute
Anonymous No.723773582 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
Peebee is cute
Anonymous No.723773779 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
ummm.... you can kill Batarians maybe?
Anonymous No.723773986 [Report]
>>723755315 (OP)
I confirmed that wokeness leads to brokness.
Which we've seen again
and again
and again
and again
and again
and again