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Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:07:33 AM No.723766360 [Report] >>723766439 >>723766820 >>723766943 >>723767206 >>723767447 >>723767649 >>723770684 >>723770787 >>723771117 >>723772005
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How did the war last nearly 30 years when the Covenant so easily stomped the UNSC with their giant monstrosity capital ships?
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:09:08 AM No.723766439 [Report]
>>723766360 (OP)
Did you ever play a Halo game they made an entire video game about space cops from the future taking down aliens like it was nothing
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:14:56 AM No.723766783 [Report] >>723767287
Apparently it was because the Covenant had difficulty finding human planets, which is kind of silly because all of them were in a 100 light year radius. Just check all the orange/yellow dwarfs.
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:15:40 AM No.723766820 [Report]
>>723766360 (OP)
How many worlds did humans occupy? How far apart? And how many did the Covenant have the coordinates for?
The majority of the time it was less of a war and more rat hunters looking for burrows.
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:17:41 AM No.723766943 [Report]
>>723766360 (OP)
They couldn’t find Earth. Literally that’s it
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:22:49 AM No.723767206 [Report] >>723767812
>>723766360 (OP)
a big part of it was the covenent not wanting to glass planets since they had covenenant artifacts

they didn't glass earth for instance for that very reason

funny the covenenant never put 2 and 2 together and realized that humans were ancient forerunner (before 343 retconned this with their fanfic games)
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:22:49 AM No.723767209 [Report]
>capital ship
>posts corvette
faggot
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:24:19 AM No.723767287 [Report] >>723767428
>>723766783
That's still well over 6,000 stars (that we currently know of) and however many planets per system.
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:26:38 AM No.723767428 [Report]
>>723767287
Covvies easily have that many ships. Send a single corvette to each of those stars, do a week of recon, report back, or send a fleet to those who did not report back.
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:27:09 AM No.723767447 [Report]
>>723766360 (OP)
>tfw that ship goes down and there's nothing you can do as you watch it break apart into pieces in space and jorge dies and everyone fucking dies
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:27:10 AM No.723767450 [Report] >>723767689
Halo was never good
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:31:04 AM No.723767649 [Report]
>>723766360 (OP)
not sure, because UNSC hires spaceballs tier gunners judging from your pic
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:31:51 AM No.723767689 [Report] >>723767827
>>723767450
You are brown.
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:34:09 AM No.723767812 [Report]
>>723767206
>funny the covenenant never put 2 and 2 together and realized that humans were ancient forerunner (before 343 retconned this with their fanfic games)
They likely did, which is why humans were genocided. Upper ups knew, Covvie plebs were manipulated by their own ONI variant.
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:34:32 AM No.723767827 [Report]
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>>723767689
whatever troon
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:47:30 AM No.723768437 [Report] >>723771837
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There were those that were sympathetic to the humans on the covenant side...
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 5:30:43 AM No.723770684 [Report]
>>723766360 (OP)
>How did the war last nearly 30 years
Because space travel takes so fucking long that they have to cryo freeze yo ass.
It doesn't matter how fast you can win a battle if it takes forever to even get to it.
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 5:32:57 AM No.723770787 [Report]
>>723766360 (OP)
BHC > TAC

BTW if you can decipher this go offline for a few days.
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 5:39:38 AM No.723771117 [Report] >>723771889 >>723771903
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>>723766360 (OP)
The Covenant was medieval Europe in space. Corruption, rebellions, heretics constant infighting. There's a reason it fell apart as soon as the leaders died. Also aliens lusted for humans.
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 5:54:37 AM No.723771837 [Report]
>>723768437
Thats a man
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 5:55:37 AM No.723771889 [Report]
>>723771117
Male aliens lusted for male men.
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 5:55:54 AM No.723771903 [Report]
>>723771117
Your 117 is wasted on you, xenophiliac coomer.
Anonymous 10/21/2025, 5:58:23 AM No.723772005 [Report]
>>723766360 (OP)
they were mostly focused on the great journey
excluding the prophets and a few council members, no one even knew why they were fighting the humans in the first place. it likely wasn't seen as a pressing issue by most.
plus the covenant didn't even really know how half of their tech worked, so hunting for human worlds took a lot longer than it could have.