Thread 723773272

>friend tried to backwards long jump irl
>he succeeds and flies through the wall
>never saw him again

Just load a previous save

>friend accidentally opened up the chat box while crossing the street
>died screaming "WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSWSSDASDSSSDSDWWWSSSDDSAAAWW"

>learn how to wavedash IRL
>never get a gf

He's in the gta blue hell now.

>friend got glitch stuck at the school entrance
>his whole save corrupted
>devs just told him to /kill himself and start all over again
>17.9% chance of him being born in India
>either roll the dice or stay as a school ghost forever

>>723773658
kek

>>723774163
Kek. Story, punchline, picture. No notes!

>>723773759
did you try the gift exploit? anytime you give a girl a gift it ends up in her room. if you sneak in, you can steal it and give it to her again for more relationship points. as long as you don't get caught you can do this an infinite amount of times to get the girl to marriage level.

>>723773272 (OP)
>>723773658
kek

>go to friend's house
>marvel at his sword collection
>ask him where he got them
>says he had a rat infestation last month

>friend having a really shit day
>offer him to go have a drink together so he can relax and clear his head
>his gf shows out of nowhere and starts making a scene about wasting time here instead of being with her and her family or whatever
>he quicksaves and pulls out a gun