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Anonymous No.723773347 [Report] >>723773575 >>723773597 >>723774259 >>723774701 >>723775398 >>723775650 >>723775835 >>723775902 >>723776102 >>723777659 >>723778946 >>723786221 >>723786648 >>723786862 >>723789002 >>723793430
>DUDE TIME JANNIES LMAO
Anonymous No.723773423 [Report] >>723773575 >>723774701 >>723775902 >>723783404 >>723787571
Anonymous No.723773575 [Report] >>723774179 >>723775234 >>723781750 >>723786117 >>723786430 >>723786548 >>723786663 >>723789070
>>723773347 (OP)
>>723773423
It's a sequel, not a remake.
Anonymous No.723773597 [Report] >>723778718 >>723779706
>>723773347 (OP)
FF7R was the game that got me to stop actively wanting remakes for my favorite games, at least if they were already fairly high profile games, because they'll be ruined out of incompetence and/or purposeful resentment for their fans making the original game so popular. ironically, Trials of Mana Remake came out the same month as FF7R and was actually really damn good.
Anonymous No.723774179 [Report] >>723783636 >>723784156
>>723773575
My fucking mistake I guess, for expecting a remake from a game called "Remake" and not a goddamn SEQUEL
Anonymous No.723774259 [Report] >>723775106
>>723773347 (OP)
My favorite game in years with the best combat system in gaming.
Anonymous No.723774701 [Report] >>723775271
>>723773423
>>723773347 (OP)
i hate SE so much its unreal
all they had to do was give us the same game with up to date graphics and that was it, instead we get a garbage fanfiction filled with the worst part of everything that came after the original game and fed in parts because gamers are brainless and allow this kind of shit to even be a thing in the first place
Anonymous No.723774805 [Report] >>723775105 >>723775127 >>723776874 >>723776936 >>723784394 >>723786920
Didn't they turn back HARD with Part 2 after the backlash from the "IT'S A SEQUEL" bullshit?
Anonymous No.723775105 [Report]
>>723774805
>Didn't they turn back HARD with Part 2 after the backlash from the "IT'S A SEQUEL" bullshit?
I don't really care if they did or didn't. The damage has already been done; the trust already broken.
Anonymous No.723775106 [Report] >>723775348
>>723774259
>best combat
aka "I don't play ARPGs"
Anonymous No.723775127 [Report]
>>723774805
no
Anonymous No.723775164 [Report] >>723775281 >>723780240
>fucking nostalgiafags lmao

based nomura
Anonymous No.723775234 [Report] >>723775340
>>723773575
>everyone and their mother asked for a remake
>they go and make a sequel nobody asked
>"WHY IS IT FLOPPING???!!!"
It's insane how mismanaged SE is.
Anonymous No.723775271 [Report] >>723775551 >>723779706
>>723774701
Im sorry your Mom ate so much Tylenol when you were a fetus but please dont take it out on a fun high effort game.
Anonymous No.723775281 [Report]
>>723775164
Too bad his expectations were subverted next with Intergrade and Rebirth's sales
Anonymous No.723775340 [Report]
>>723775234
>split into multiple games a decade apart
>add shit no one wants or likes
Anonymous No.723775348 [Report] >>723775435
>>723775106
NTA but I dont know where you are going with this. Rebirth was grossly inferior to a Souls game but significantly better than anything else, especially single player MMOs.
Anonymous No.723775398 [Report]
>>723773347 (OP)
This was a good thing. If they kept the plot exactly the same there would have been no reason for the games to exist in the first place.
Anonymous No.723775435 [Report] >>723775763 >>723776067
>>723775348
Rebirth is simply mediocre tales combat. Even kingdom hearts has better combat.
Anonymous No.723775551 [Report]
>>723775271
>difficulty with unexpected changes
I expected the game to be good. It wasn't.
Anonymous No.723775650 [Report] >>723775918 >>723776020
>>723773347 (OP)
>original game: oh here's the boss, it's the last thing blocking you from leaving midgar and finally seeing the rest of the world, it's a random machine with wheels because Shinra makes a bunch of weird weapons
>remake: after we added 30 hours of filler to a 2 hour section of the game, we decided the boss before leaving midgar should be fucking Sephiroth
Anonymous No.723775763 [Report] >>723783192
>>723775435
Ive heard the second game was fantastic and it was bizare they never carried it over. After playing and hating FF16, FF15, Origins, Xenoblade 2, .hack, Brave Fencer Musashi, and Secret of Mana Im not sure I believe it.
Rebirth and pic related I enjoyed though, so I should be open to KH2 being fire.
Anonymous No.723775832 [Report]
I like the OG but I like Remake even more.
Anonymous No.723775835 [Report] >>723778531
>>723773347 (OP)
based
time jannies is a great way to explain how you can re-remake something from a multiverse standpoint

Evangelion did exactly the same thing only with Time-Shinji. That's why we can have so many games, stories, spinoffs, and sequels that have nothing to do with one another but still have completely different characters and endings. Squenix saw Anno do it and thought "Damn I can make an infinite money printer too" and they're right to do so because anyone who stuck with FF7 for all these years will eat up anything.
Anonymous No.723775902 [Report]
>>723773347 (OP)
>>723773423
Hey. Remember, before FF7RE part 2, when FF7Roons were vehemently defending Remake and said the time jannies were defeated and THEY WOULDN'T COME BACK, because it wouldn't make sense and that part two would actually be good and coherent?
I remember.
Anonymous No.723775918 [Report]
>>723775650
>posts god awful mods of FF7 while talking shit about the god awful remake
you are worse
Anonymous No.723776020 [Report] >>723776291 >>723777024 >>723777870 >>723786018 >>723787153 >>723787278
>>723775650
Again.
They were right to do so.

with how long FF7R took, they needed to have a Sephiroth fight somewhere, or there would be no memorable part of the Remake. The original Midgar section, even if you fuck around, is what, three hours?
Anonymous No.723776067 [Report]
>>723775435
i generally like tales but those games are a complete clusterfuck. ff7r is a lot better designed, both the player characters and encounters
Anonymous No.723776102 [Report]
>>723773347 (OP)
Part 3 will sell less than 500k
Anonymous No.723776291 [Report] >>723777012
>>723776020
>they were right to do so because of how lopsidedly they parted out the scope of the original game's plot
"no you don't get it, the bad game design choice was necessary because of OTHER bad game design choices elsewhere!" is one hell of an argument to make anon
Anonymous No.723776874 [Report]
>>723774805
it seemed like they were but then the ending is a RETARDED clusterfuck
Anonymous No.723776936 [Report]
>>723774805
No that was marketing bs to trick the people who were turned off by Remake into wasting their time with Stillbirth
Anonymous No.723777012 [Report]
>>723776291
NTA. I dont know, you needed to end with a bang. I didnt love it or hate it in the remake.
Rebirth was beyond atrocious but it made sence storywise. They latter patched it so you didnt need to start that 20 min abortion over again if you died to Sephiroths 1 shot faggotry.
It all comes back to the same thing. You arent wrong about the series problems, you are wrong for letting such petty minimal details stop you from having 140 hours of fun.
But hey, if you want to skip the summer BBQ with the boys becuase hot dogs have a minimal amount of insect poop, thats your perojitive.
Anonymous No.723777024 [Report] >>723777234 >>723777293 >>723777325 >>723787694
>>723776020
>with how long FF7R took, they needed to have a Sephiroth fight somewhere, or there would be no memorable part of the Remake
How about, oh I don't know... shortening Midgar and making it actually memorable, like it was in the original game?

Seeing Jesse, Biggs, and Wedge die was memorable. It was removed from FF7R.

Seeing Shinra murder most of Midgar's poor was memorable. It was removed from FF7R.

Finding the President of Shinra and his bodyguards all slaughtered was memorable. It was removed from FF7R.
Anonymous No.723777214 [Report]
does anyone have that gif of Tifa pushing Cloud out of Mideel while Sephiroth and timejannies chase them?
Anonymous No.723777234 [Report] >>723777360
>>723777024
>Seeing Jesse, Biggs, and Wedge die was memorable. It was removed from FF7R.
Way more memorable in the remake now that they are actual characters and not extras with 7 lines. Come on, you are going to argue Jesse?!

>Seeing Shinra murder most of Midgar's poor was memorable. It was removed from FF7R.
100% agree, it was gay.

>Finding the President of Shinra and his bodyguards all slaughtered was memorable. It was removed from FF7R.
I dont remember either?
Anonymous No.723777293 [Report]
>>723777024
>maybe they'll expand the exploration parts of midgar and add in some sidestories about Biggs wedge and Jess
>sorry best we can do is make you run the sewers multiple time. Oh and there is now a multiverse lol. with time janitors lmao. You'll only get to see it in cutscenes. The game's still linear but with a messed up story roflmao.
Anonymous No.723777325 [Report] >>723777548 >>723777758
>>723777024
>Finding the President of Shinra and his bodyguards all slaughtered was memorable. It was removed from FF7R.
this one i'm on the fence about.
on the one hand, yes.
on the other, it was cool to see Barret actually get to tell off the Pres.
shame that what happens immediately after is so dumb.
Anonymous No.723777360 [Report] >>723777441
>>723777234
They removed Biggs and wedges death in order to make it about time jannies. Wedge and jesse do die in the end but they made it stupid
Anonymous No.723777441 [Report] >>723777582
>>723777360
You are going to argue Jesse.
Anonymous No.723777548 [Report]
>>723777325
>on the other, it was cool to see Barret actually get to tell off the Pres.
I lacked the lack of resolution. The fact that Barret gets no closure helps explain why he is so angry.
Anonymous No.723777582 [Report] >>723777758
>>723777441
Jesse was only interesting because she dies early in FF7. Giving her so much screen time takes away what made her memorable in the first place.
Anonymous No.723777659 [Report]
>>723773347 (OP)
>forced reddit meme
you niggers aren't even funny
Anonymous No.723777758 [Report] >>723778028
>>723777582
It's interesting game about death and consequences is so afraid to kill its characters. Probably because they are too "high definition" now, or because of new age trading shit or some other political crap.

>>723777325
No, it's more interesting when you go to Shinra HQ and see there's even bigger threat than Shinra itself.
Anonymous No.723777870 [Report] >>723783240
>>723776020
>with how long FF7R took, they needed to have a Sephiroth fight somewhere, or there would be no memorable part of the Remake. The original Midgar section, even if you fuck around, is what, three hours?

They could have capped the game with something surprising without playing the Sephiroth card.

Have the Motoball turn into the Proud Clad or have Shinra sent some experimental up Sephiroth clone as a last resort. Like a remake doesn't have to be hamfisted when it incorporates something that wasn't there before.
Anonymous No.723777960 [Report]
Anonymous No.723778028 [Report]
>>723777758
>No, it's more interesting when you go to Shinra HQ and see there's even bigger threat than Shinra itself.
the thing is, there is a way to salvage this scene.
have it play out like before, maybe minus the part where Shinra is very obviously looking for a gun and Barret just lets it happen. then, instead of
>surprise bishy Sephy kills Barrent LOL GOTTEM xD
Barret just unloads on Sephiroth and his bullet riddled body hits the floor. shot of Cloud looking horrified. Barret turns to him, notices his expression and says something like
>C'mon, get it together, we need to move.
before Sephiroth's body starts twitching and stops everyone in their tracks.
Jenova bursts out. Tifa screams
>What IS that?!
Cloud says
>I don't know
as he takes his sword off his back.
que the theme. you know the one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ccEwRFLhrg
Anonymous No.723778146 [Report] >>723778368 >>723785840
time jannies were a good thing because of the oc they caused
Anonymous No.723778252 [Report] >>723778368 >>723778469
Anonymous No.723778265 [Report]
Best broadway musical since cats!
Anonymous No.723778368 [Report] >>723786093
>>723778252
>>723778146
Anonymous No.723778469 [Report] >>723779363
>>723778252
Kek, took me a sec.
I like that the stories unpredictable now. They just needed a much better intro than what they got. That was not fun.
Anonymous No.723778531 [Report]
>>723775835
i'd rather just have my favorite thing bow out gracefully and quit while it's ahead instead of being rehashed endlessly
Anonymous No.723778718 [Report]
>>723773597
Angela's game was near 1 for 1, a proper remake.
Anonymous No.723778763 [Report]
Anonymous No.723778946 [Report]
>>723773347 (OP)
Glass SE HQ
Anonymous No.723779363 [Report]
>>723778469
>I like that the stories unpredictable now
oh they're predictable, it's either going to be retarded or a waste of time
Anonymous No.723779706 [Report]
>>723773597
Yeah, we really don't need old games to be remade. They are fine as is.

>>723775271
There might have been lots of effort put in, but sure as fuck wasn't fun.
Original FF7 was very concise experience, with breakneck pacing. Then Remake saw it fit to add in filler like Hojo's secret funtime lab, and nonsense meta story.
None of the shit that Remake added in was good.
...Except Roche. He was one new character that I actually felt fit in. It's fine for there to be an insane biker Soldier in the setting.
Anonymous No.723780240 [Report]
>>723775164
nomura literally wasn't the one who added time travel, he's stated in interviews that he wanted to do a straightforward remake
Anonymous No.723780243 [Report]
Anonymous No.723781507 [Report] >>723789260 >>723790231
Mommy Scarlet is the only good thing about the remake.
Anonymous No.723781750 [Report]
>>723773575
It's not a good sequel.
Anonymous No.723783192 [Report]
>>723775763
Why did you post Crystalis?
Anonymous No.723783240 [Report]
>>723777870
>sexy persian painting
What the FUCK did GameFreak mean by this?
Anonymous No.723783286 [Report] >>723786791
There's going to be even more of this in Part 3
Anonymous No.723783404 [Report] >>723783529 >>723783709 >>723785859
>>723773423
who was that bike guy supposed to be again
Anonymous No.723783529 [Report]
>>723783404
flameboyant guy who just randomly turns into black robe man in nibelheim
Anonymous No.723783636 [Report]
>>723774179
>square enix
Yeah that is on you.
Am the only one that expected something even far more retarded than what we got? Compilation didn’t exactly give confidence in what was to come.
Anonymous No.723783691 [Report] >>723783859 >>723784934
>ancient shitpost about the absolute state of DLC
>Square Enix actually copied its homework
>the reality is somehow even worse than the facetious shitpost was
Exceedingly grim.
Anonymous No.723783709 [Report]
>>723783404
Just some nobody from SOLDIER.
Anonymous No.723783859 [Report] >>723784221
>>723783691
$60 for disc 1, $70 for disc 2, and $80 for disc 3 would be the modern version
Anonymous No.723783948 [Report] >>723784026
IT'S AERIS NOT AERITH
Anonymous No.723784026 [Report] >>723786254
>>723783948
It's funny because in the original game the default name is Aerith, but the "Name your character screen" defaults to Aeris (probably mistake). If you do wall market skip, you skip the "name your character" part, and the game fallbacks to the default name so you get Aerith in your party.
Anonymous No.723784156 [Report]
>>723774179
That's on all of us, really. Nomura may not be the turbotard that caused all of it but he still let the two writers get away with way too much despite his claims of tardwrangling, so the title "remake" ended up being a fucking subtitle, rather than what people expected.
Anonymous No.723784221 [Report]
>>723783859
Right, yeah. Real life is actually even worse than the shitpost was. It's truly incredible.
Anonymous No.723784394 [Report] >>723785451
>>723774805
>turn back HARD
not really. like, Zack's entire arc was kind of fucking pointless build up to the third game without doing enough on its own, and most of the game initially seems like it's supposed to be following the story better with less time janny bullshit. then the whole Gongaga sequence happens, Tifa gets thrown into the Lifestream to get her own dimensional knowledge development while still trying to be vague about things, Aerith pretty much sets up the fucking omnipotent lifestream Aerith from the end of FF7 trying to oversee and save everything while Sephiroth keeps trying to kill all Aeriths, and Sephiroth is trying to make a perfect world by excising all the excess alternate ones that exist for some reason people keep theorycrafting about while Cloud goes wacko and thinks Aerith is still alive at the same time he sees a giant crack in the sky. and all the while Bizarro Sephiroth is just randomly thrown into the chaos with virtually no context besides the world shit.
like, holy fucking shit the game loses its absolute meds, it makes the time jannies and Sephiroth shit of remake look sane by comparison.
Anonymous No.723784934 [Report]
>>723783691
bruh we're in such a literal gay timeline
Anonymous No.723785451 [Report] >>723785595
>>723784394
what the fuck am i reading
Anonymous No.723785595 [Report]
>>723785451
The same writers as the original game, going off of their fucking minds on some long-time attempt to cook up some retarded shit since the Compilation days, of making some attempt to close off nearly 30 years of Aerith and Sephiroth memes by making a Rebuild of Evangelion.
Anonymous No.723785674 [Report]
Honestly I didn't mind the Time Jannies in the first game since they were going for that whole "fighting against destiny thing".
But they shouldn't have been present in the second game. (yes I know they're technically different, but fuck off)

The second game should've been about the negative consequences of "terrifying freedom" (mentioned at the end) when you're dealing with a motherfucker (jenovaroth) that knows the future.
How Rebirth should've ended:
>Jenovaroth knows the future and knows to fuck with Cloud and Tifa's relationship
>throughout the journey that "freedom" has resulted in good consequences and some bad.
>at the temple is when it all goes to shit
>Cloud more mind fucked than usual (like he actually is in Rebirth)
>snaps out of it after Tifa shows him her chest
>runs with all his might because he knows something bad is supposed to happen to Aerith
>kicks down the door
>Sephiroth is standing over a dead Aerith
>"Seven seconds well spent Cloud"
>crushes the Holy materia
>fucks off
Game ends on a "maybe we should have let destiny do it's thing".
Anonymous No.723785840 [Report] >>723786000
>>723778146
Anonymous No.723785859 [Report] >>723785984 >>723785994
>>723783404
I think he's one of the guys from advent children and they just retroactively put him in 7
Anonymous No.723785984 [Report]
>>723785859
nope, Roche was some random SOLDIER dude added just for the remake stuff so they could have at least one representative of the force early on, then kill him to highlight the whole Sephiroth Clone shit. it's two other characters from around the AC era, the black hat thief girl, and that one dude working for Corneo who lost his wife, that were from novella shit retroactively slapped into this stuff.
Anonymous No.723785994 [Report]
>>723785859
He's not. Just written the same way as everyone else in that movie.
Anonymous No.723786000 [Report]
>>723785840
kek
Anonymous No.723786018 [Report]
>>723776020
Fighting Sephiroth at the beginning is absolutely retarded as fuck cause he's supposed to be fucking broken and there Cloud just BTFOs him? He doesn't even feel threatening anymore, like that part with "Sephiroth did this?" who the fuck cares we are stronger.
Anonymous No.723786093 [Report]
>>723778368
Fucking kek, that was a good one
Anonymous No.723786117 [Report]
>>723773575
>Call it 'Remake'
>"It's a Sequel!"
This is why Square Enix is on its way to bankruptcy
Anonymous No.723786208 [Report] >>723786357
>square thought that ff7 was so fucking popular that they could prop up their company with its remake and spinoffs
>turns out the fanbase was just very loud
LMAO
Anonymous No.723786221 [Report] >>723786836
>>723773347 (OP)
Part 3 will be a clusterfuck...
Anonymous No.723786254 [Report] >>723786310
>>723784026
And there indeed was a name input box un-fucked version.
Anonymous No.723786310 [Report] >>723786390
>>723786254
Check this out
https://archive.org/details/Final-Fantasy-VII-Versus-Guide/mode/2up
Anonymous No.723786357 [Report] >>723786484 >>723787250
>>723786208
Honestly? I think word of mouth also fucked these things. A 4-5 hour prologue stretched to 30-40 hours? Radical shits in storytelling and tone to try to throw new twists in? Japanese audiences being advertised a remake of a classic only to slap them upside the face with whatever the fuck this thing became? Combine that with such an absolutely gigantic gap between FF7 and Remake, Sony timed exclusivity to no real benefit, and a waning trust in Square-Enix, and I don't think the audience they thought was there wanted to actually be there the way they'd expected.
Anonymous No.723786390 [Report] >>723786436
>>723786310
That guide is pretty
Anonymous No.723786429 [Report]
Only been pushing out pure shit since this date.
Anonymous No.723786430 [Report] >>723786492 >>723786585
>>723773575
It's not a sequel
Anonymous No.723786436 [Report]
>>723786390
Yea, it has some wrong info in it but that is to be expected. I grabbed it years ago from a random ff7 thread and still have it bookmarked
Anonymous No.723786484 [Report] >>723786646
>>723786357
This just proves how well Trials of Mana was received and how it exceeded Square Enix's expectations in the sales department. It's a faithful remake, with a different approach to the battle system and new extra content that doesn't contradict the original game and simply offers more.
I don't see any fans of the original complaining. That's why it sold and scored well. Hell, it revived the Mana series.
Anonymous No.723786492 [Report]
>>723786430
Reboot* They're finally replacing the original in their faggy Compilation series.
Anonymous No.723786548 [Report]
>>723773575
Not a defense from the criticism of everything wrong with it.
Anonymous No.723786585 [Report] >>723786661
>>723786430
>rebuild
The very nature of using that word implies you have to tear down the original.
You must destroy the original building with force and intent.
Anonymous No.723786646 [Report]
>>723786484
Really, the biggest complaints I saw for Trials were it being blatantly lower budget, which isn't inherently a bad thing honestly, the godawful english dub, Charlotte's lisp wisp, and the lack of multiplayer co-op in exchange for braindead teammates. And frankly, if that's the worst a remake has to offer, that's actually a pretty good outcome overall since it ended up a solid alternative rather than a full replacement or the like.

Then they had a completely different studio churn out Visions of Mana, miss the point of why people liked Trials Remake, and then axe the studio the instant the game was ready to launch. So now that's dead again. Wee.
Anonymous No.723786648 [Report]
>>723773347 (OP)
>FF7 but more like Advent Children lmao
How the hell did anybody like this game again? I thought even leddit hated that movie
Anonymous No.723786661 [Report]
>>723786585
But they didn't destroy the original....
Anonymous No.723786663 [Report]
>>723773575
It's a spinoff, like all the other parts of the compilation. The original FF7 ends with it.
Anonymous No.723786747 [Report]
The only thing I like about Remake is Marlene.
Anonymous No.723786791 [Report] >>723786891 >>723786913 >>723789315
>>723783286
I am more offended by NPCs, especially the female ones, moving and acting like anime and jpop idols. Shit does not work with the realistic look.
Anonymous No.723786836 [Report]
>>723786221
fucking KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Anonymous No.723786862 [Report] >>723786969
>>723773347 (OP)
Time Jannies are the reason I was interested to play FFVII Remake
I was entirely uninterested until the Time Janny memes shortly after it came out
It was fun, played it twice since it came out
Still haven't played Rebirth though since the specs are bloated
Anonymous No.723786891 [Report] >>723786913 >>723786921
>>723786791
Anonymous No.723786913 [Report] >>723787031
>>723786791
>>723786891
Anonymous No.723786919 [Report]
I'm fine with 1 game but splitting it into 3 to try and milk players super hard and with DLC?
And the new EN VAs for Sephiroth and Zack are complete dogshit.
I'd rather they hire Tabatha back and finish XV.
Anonymous No.723786920 [Report]
>>723774805
Yes and no and in the most frustrating way possible
Most the game is playing it safe but than the ending is so fucking stupid it just leaves you wondering why they didn't just pick one or the other
Doesn't help rebirth as a game is tedious trash filled garbage
Anonymous No.723786921 [Report]
>>723786891
Anonymous No.723786969 [Report]
>>723786862
>STDs are the reason I was interested in performing gay sex
Fify
Anonymous No.723786970 [Report]
Are time jannies the one who forced yuffie's belt on?
Anonymous No.723787031 [Report] >>723787113
>>723786913
Ruined.
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Anonymous No.723787113 [Report] >>723787239
>>723787031
What a crime considering how good she looked in DoC and AC
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Anonymous No.723787153 [Report]
>>723776020
Just make the Rufus fight bigger, not like Rufus is just some nobody in the story, he could've easily been the final boss in the first section
Anonymous No.723787239 [Report] >>723787320
>>723787113
She looks fine, fool.
Anonymous No.723787250 [Report] >>723787429 >>723787519
>>723786357
I think there's also a factor of people's love of FF7 being exploited by Square Enix and Sony for 20 years (especially by dangling a carrot with that PS3 tech demo) reaching a breaking point. Having something they've wanted since the PS2 era finally come out and end up being an intentionally deceptive and whiny hate-letter was the 2000-lb straw that finally broke the camel's back. It didn't help that Remake also didn't even cover all of Disc One (people forget that Square Enix was also quiet about just how little of the original game's scope was being covered in Remake).

FF7 should've been the last game to purposely fuck around with massively, especially at the time since the non-MMO side of the franchise has really needed a shot in the arm for a long time. A more true-to-form FF7R should've been SE's way to remind veterans and show newcomers why so many fell in love with the IP in the first place. Instead, it's spoiled boomer creative leads decided that 7 being more enduring than later games was a fate worse than death and something the fans of it simply needed to be punished for with expensive selfish art therapy.

Speaking purely out of business tactics, it was fucking retarded of them to make it a subversive "fuck you" AND splitting it up into multiple parts over multiple console gens. Sure, they tricked like 7 million people into buying R1, but then PS5 Intergrade was a colossal bomb (even by add-on/upgrade standards) and R2 fell very short of R1's sales. Everyone knew what the catch was after R1 came out, and it wasn't compelling enough to keep most people hooked.
Anonymous No.723787278 [Report]
>>723776020
>no memorable part
The Time ghosts were already memorable.
Anonymous No.723787320 [Report] >>723787656
>>723787239
>potato face syndrome
>fine
Anonymous No.723787429 [Report] >>723787586
>>723787250
How's the sales for the recent FF games anyway?
I heard they underperformed hard.
Anonymous No.723787519 [Report]
>>723787250
>(people forget that Square Enix was also quiet about just how little of the original game's scope was being covered in Remake)
Nah, that's one thing they were clear on in terms of coverage. We knew for a damn good while it was only going to be Midgar, we just didn't know exactly where it would end after that or the events invoked. How things could be expanded, what could be new, and so forth. Turns out they mostly just added filler for the sake of filler that doesn't even get to explore Midgar in any meaningful way but Jessie's house and Avalanche existing beyond the main crew being a thing finally expounded upon in something besides an ancient mobile game.

Otherwise, yeah, the writers and creatives getting the go-ahead to fuck around like this was a really, really bad idea. But how can they say no to one of the people responsible for X-2.5 which basically just rapes the entire point of X and X-2? Square genuinely doesn't give a shit, they don't understand what these retards are doing, and give them carte blanche to fuck around and find out, then act surprised when things don't hit their impossible sales expectations.
Anonymous No.723787571 [Report] >>723793549
>>723773423
You forgot the game cover
Anonymous No.723787586 [Report] >>723789646
>>723787429
Square Enix is releasing FF7R3 day-and-date on PC and Switch 2. That bad.
Anonymous No.723787601 [Report] >>723788461
Remember when faggots were coping with THE TIME JANNIES WERE WIPED OUT AT THE END THE SEQUEL WILL BE ALL NEW UNKNOWN JOURNEY and then it was 90% the same story told worse and with even more time janny retardation at the end.
Anonymous No.723787635 [Report]
Why did they do it?
Anonymous No.723787656 [Report] >>723789073
>>723787320
No one looks better in previous games and movies.
Anonymous No.723787694 [Report]
>>723777024
Sorry, enjoy your slums bloat
Anonymous No.723788461 [Report]
>>723787601
I'm glad SE is suffering. Lying like that pissed me off.
Anonymous No.723789002 [Report]
>>723773347 (OP)
>they’re already talking about part 3 dlc and potential part 4
I dont even dislike these games like many but holy shit do people not get bored of this, do something other than 7 for once
Anonymous No.723789070 [Report]
>>723773575
And just like that, anything bad anyone could possibly say about the remake games disappears. Magic!
Anonymous No.723789073 [Report]
>>723787656
tifa's eyes look sunken in rebirth compared to remake
Anonymous No.723789260 [Report]
>>723781507
>the woman who just sits on her ass giving orders all day is more muscular than the martial artist girl
why can't squareenix just give her body type to Tifa
Anonymous No.723789315 [Report]
>>723786791
No lgbt and black racemixing is objectively more disgusting
Anonymous No.723789646 [Report] >>723791663
>>723787586
They must be desperate. I figured they purposely avoided the Switch because they were afraid of reviving FF in Japan if it meant it wasn't selling best on Playstation.
Anonymous No.723790069 [Report] >>723790220
Anonymous No.723790185 [Report]
>another NEW BAD, OLD GOOD thread
amazing
Anonymous No.723790220 [Report] >>723790345 >>723790376 >>723790385
>>723790069
So how did Tifa and Aerith know the coreography to start instantly dance in sync?
Anonymous No.723790231 [Report]
>>723781507
she looks like she is in a committed relationship with her footstool soldier that’s 17 years her junior
Anonymous No.723790345 [Report]
>>723790220
lifestream
Anonymous No.723790376 [Report]
>>723790220
Mime Materia.
Anonymous No.723790385 [Report] >>723790554
>>723790220
Its one of those things you have to turn your brain off and just have fun with and I hate needing to do that with games.
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Anonymous No.723790554 [Report]
>>723790385
It’s based on a game where Red XIII disguises himself with a Soldier uniform and no one bats an eye.
Anonymous No.723790636 [Report]
The defender has shown up. The thread is about to become a lot funnier.
Anonymous No.723790743 [Report] >>723790784 >>723790842
I never even finished Rebirth.
I think i got to the fourth area and just dropped it.
Anonymous No.723790784 [Report]
>>723790743
you missed out on nothing
Anonymous No.723790842 [Report] >>723790927 >>723790981
>>723790743
Did you 100% the previous areas?
Anonymous No.723790927 [Report] >>723790954
>>723790842
Only the first 2, then i started skipping everything except the summons but then it hit me that i didnt care about the main story either because it was worse than the original in every way and the combat was fun but not worth putting up with the rest of the game for.
Anonymous No.723790954 [Report] >>723791145
>>723790927
Haha
Anonymous No.723790981 [Report] >>723793312
>>723790842
I bet he did. I bet it's his fault for trying to play everything the game offers instead of beelining the plot.
Anonymous No.723791145 [Report] >>723791423
>>723790954
As expected, it's his fault, not SEs. SE did everything right but he played it wrong.
Anonymous No.723791423 [Report] >>723793372
>>723791145
I pre-ordered the game, took week off from work and bought jar of weed and I managed to play the story through in the week and had good time. Same with Remake. Gonna do the same for the 3rd part too.
Anonymous No.723791663 [Report] >>723791734
>>723789646
FF16 and 7R2 being two big-budget underperformers in a row for the franchise was the last straw for exclusivity at Square Enix, but I have to think that the newest president who took over in mid-2023 was a big reason that they were allowed to finally come to that conclusion.
Anonymous No.723791734 [Report] >>723792830
>>723791663
Do you know why game developers take exclusivity deals? The platform pays for them and also the platform markets them.
Anonymous No.723792830 [Report]
>>723791734
This
The exclusivity deals were a great idea, great business.
Now they're not doing exclusivity deals anymore which is also a great idea, great business.
SE just make the right decisions, every time.
Anonymous No.723793312 [Report] >>723793427
>>723790981
That’s my favorite defense I see of these games.
>you le didn’t have to play all that!
I sure didn’t. For fuck’s sakes…
Anonymous No.723793372 [Report] >>723793539
>>723791423
I’m not sure if this is really the own you think it is, speaking as someone whose drug of choice is also THC.
Anonymous No.723793427 [Report] >>723793498
>>723793312
You would not believe me if I told you just how many times I've used this argument to destroy people like you.
You played the game wrong and it's your fault. Deal with it.
Anonymous No.723793430 [Report]
>>723773347 (OP)
This whole ending segment of the game was so stupid. Made me feel like I paid $60 to visit an FF7 theme park.
Anonymous No.723793498 [Report]
>>723793427
You’re right, I wouldn’t. God forbid the devs actually make a game that was fun and worth playing. I seriously can’t think of any other “RPG” that has fans who insist that large portions of the game are complete wastes of time.
Anonymous No.723793539 [Report] >>723793636
>>723793372
It's hedonism. Nice video game with compelling world and characters combined with weed. What's not to like.
Anonymous No.723793549 [Report]
>>723787571
Lmao
Anonymous No.723793636 [Report]
>>723793539
The subpar video game imo. A lot of what Quentin had to say about guys like us was completely true, amusingly.