Thread 723783584

>>723783584 (OP)
Was Dutch even that charismatic? Seemed like a retard losing it after too many mistakes

>Can murder entire towns of white people and gets $100 fine and a night in jail.
>cant harm a single Red Indian

>>723783713
charisma doesn't exist

>>723784248
for autists.
you have my condolences

>>723784173
How many children can you kill in GTA?

>>723783713
nah he would be murdered after boat heist failure IRL

isn't this meme a bit stale

>>723783713
>Was Dutch even that charismatic?
Yes, but he's already spiralling by the time the player meets him. His charisma is ebbing and is increasingly demonstrated by the other characters still loyally following him but also being unable to square the Dutch they've known with the Dutch they're seeing now.

>>723783584 (OP)
He didn't say that

>>723783713
people vote Trump and support tons of social media grifters even to this day

>>723783584 (OP)
>>723783713
>>723785139
nobody was charismatic in this awful woke game.
>arthur the emo faggot, crying about crime being boo-boo while he's butchering entire towns with his fellas
>the whole camp is a bunch of fucking annoying cunts

that was one of the main problems of this game.
nobody was likeable - in fact, i actually WANTED all of them to get cought and fucking hanged.

this is quite possibly the most overrated game ever made.

>>723783584 (OP)
Arthur would be more likely to commit that mistake than Dutch.

>>723783713
He had a certain appeal. He was an educated, well read guy who could convince his gang that they were more than just a couple bandits. Basically ran his outfit like a commune, selling them that Robin Hood narrative. Obviously worked out fine for them, until they kept botching their capers.

>>723783584 (OP)
RDR2 was the worst game i have ever played.
It was the shittiest of the smelliest of all the turds, but wrapped with pretty graphics.

quite possibly the worst written game in the world, with the most unlikable characters ever written.

>80% of literally ALL the games dialogue is about:
>blacks are abused by bad whitey
>indians are abused by bad whitey
>women are abused by bad whitey

there is a feminist parade mission.
and a whole series of "save the prosecuted indians" missions - best part - you cant even run through these missions.

the game blocks my walk fast/run buttons, and forces me to slowly walk up a mountain for 30 minutes, while im forced to listen to dialogues how bad ebil whiteys are prosecuting the poor indians.

>arthur the dumbass faggot is rampaging around america murdering people and saying killing is bad

when he said he's dying from the coof i thought:
>good, just die already and let the game finish you insufferable faggot

little did i know, that wasnt the end.
i had to press X for an hour and watch a house get built as John.

>but but but but this is a 100/100 game!
>look at how horses shit melts snow!

fuck off.

>>723785260
>woke game
picrel
>>arthur the emo faggot, crying about crime being boo-boo while he's butchering entire towns with his fellas
this never happens, not even when he tries to open up with Mary-Beth
>>the whole camp is a bunch of fucking annoying cunts
>nobody was likeable
okay

>>723785452

This is pretty much how I felt about this game. I played it for around 20 hours and it felt like an eternity. Everything is also so slow, woke, lame and gay that I can't even put it into words. The ultimate reddit game basically.

charles has the worst fucking voice in any western game ive ever heard
its anime voice acting tier no one talks like that

>>723785260
What do you expect from some fucking Californians and New Yorkers whose entire concept of Westerns is just trying to rip off Unforgiven and Deadwood without even understanding the basics of either, while trying to shove in their current day Presentism political takes? The first game wasn't any better, but it primarily displays its Presentism in the more universally accepted, "Dur, look at how absolutely retarded all these White folk moving West are! Dur, look at how fucking stupid that Priest is! Dur, look at this moron trying to make a glider!"

>>723785514
>this never happens
this happens in the whole game, from start to finish - but you never even played it, so you dont know.

>>723785514
>wikipedia
Not a mention of how much the Progressives supported and pushed Eugenics in that article, huh? Great trustworthy source.

>>723785514
>>723783584 (OP)
>imagine RDR2, a cowboy outlaw wild west game
>in which you cant actually do any cowboy outlaw wild west shit
>all you can do is go fishing in a river
>if you try to do cowboy outlaw wild west stuff, like shooting somebody, 900 cops with GPS satellite thermal navigation will immidiately pop up 5 meters behind you and ruin whatever fun you had planned to have
thanks rockstar.

>>723785514
>Progressive era
Back then being "progressive" meant shit like "I have a crazy idea. Maybe those niggers are actually more closely related to us than to apes", not what it means now.

>>723783584 (OP)
all my real life friends that recommended RDR2 to me never finished it, they stopped playing after the snow tutorial.
>great game bro 10/10 go and buy it
>i went and bought it
>its fucking shit, borderline unplayable slop
>next time we drink i ask them about it
>hey guys RDR2 is fucking shit, i stopped playing at the grey shootout scene
>the what? sorry i didnt get that far
>but its the beginning of the motherfucking game
>it is? i didnt know i stopped playing after the snow part, but i love it its a 100/100 game of the year

>>723783713
Hosea taught everything Dutch knew. That's why when the old man died, Dutch went cuckoo.

>>723783584 (OP)
>you guys
>this game looks so cool
>gameplay is so shallow and boring that it is almost non-existent
>but hey you guys
>this game looks so cool

RDR2 is a dreadfully boring movie game. Mind-numbingly boring.

RDR2 is unironically a game for old cuck-faced millennial manbabbys who no longer have the fast-twitch muscle and rapid hand-eye coordination of their youth, who are embarrassed to play video games in front of their 7 to 14 year old kids.

RDR2 is for the most causal of casual gamer. RDR2 is literally the "Participation Trophy" of video games. Rockstar should rebrand it: "RDR2: The Safe Space... For the Aging Cuck-faced Millennial Manbabby"

RDR2 gameplay summary:
>time to mount my horse
>and now I'm just going to mosey on over to there
>and then I'm just going to mosey on over to there
>and now, oh, howdy folks, don't mind me, I'm just going to mosey on over to there
>yikes, a rabbit!
>time to do some fishing
>ahh, would you look at that wonderful sunset
>welp, saddle up, it's time to mosey on over to there
>
>you gais, RDR2 is like GTA with horses

You cheugy old millennial Rockstar fanbois need to stop with that nonsense. At least be honest. RDR2 is like all the excitement and energy of bingo night at the senior center -- "B...6........D...4........A...2....". And this game isn't even a game. It is a movie occasionally interrupted by brief moments to act like a sight-seeing simulator. Worse is that the movie is as corny as it gets.

>>723785514
DAS RITE

>>723785726
Google the voice actor, surprisingly enough he talks exactly like that.

>>723785742
at least RDR1 didnt preach liberal propaganda so much and had actual outlaw stuff to do, RDR2 is pretty much just a screenshot generator.

>>723786220
that reminds me of this:
>dude the aztecs and mayans were hippies who sang koombaya, and then the EBIL WHITEY came and they USED THEIR FASCISM to kill all the hippy mayans and aztecs, who did nothing else but sing KOOMBAYA!

>>723786235
>>723786143
I don't know what game you played. I don't like RDR2 and I dropped it after like 3 missions, but all 3 of those missions were stupid cover shooter missions, not moseying around to sunsets. There was a shootout at a cabin, a shootout at some enemy base, and a shootout at a train. It's just Gears of War.
>uh actually if you keep playing
Don't care, refunded it

>>723786229
pirate software forces his voice at all times too doesnt make it any less fake
japjeet trying to sound tough

>/v/ is mostly comprised of outsiders / social rejects that hold fringe opinions far outside of what the mainstream deems acceptable

>somehow they can't imagine an outsider criminal social reject to not believe what the mainstream thinks

lol

>>723786382
that was the tutorial.
the moseying around, fishing and screenshotting the blurry sunset comes after that.

>>723786463
>an outsider criminal social reject to not believe what the mainstream thinks

................what?

>>723786463
>social rejects that hold fringe opinions far outside of what the mainstream deems acceptable

Check out the average Trump voter to see how many of them hold these "fringe views" there is a reason Asmongold became their top guy.

>>723785260
what makes it even more horrible is that you know right from the start how things will go down
the opening section makes it clear outlawing has no future, dutch is delusional and does not value arthur at all, micah is an evil racist and it's all going to end terribly for everyone

but the faggot devs insist that you suffer through it anyway and watch the freight train coming at your in slow motion for 120 hours and no way to dodge it

>>723786651
>Check out the average Trump voter to see how many of them hold these "fringe views"
eurofag here, can you please elaborate on that a little further?

>>723786220
or how about that part at the start where youre riding a coach and hosea starts giving you history lessons on evil whiteys
>"we did them dirty, poor bastards, we stole their land and put them into reservations"
>"anyway, lets get back to robbing and murdering"

Kneel to one of the last good games this dogshit company has made

>>723784173
$100 back then could buy you half the town tbf

>>723783584 (OP)
At this point this is a parody of a parody of a parody that has nothing in common with the original any more.

>>723786774
i took me like 50 attempts over the span of 3 years to force myself to finish this trash game, i didnt have even 5 minutes of FUN in it, i finished it only because i couldnt refund it anymore and was butthurt i wasted my money.

>>723783584 (OP)
this isnt even a game, this is just a tech demo.
>100 identical secondary missions: "my horse just died can you take me 9000 miles in the other direction"
>every mission in rdr2 is the same, you ride a horse for 20 minutes listening to poorly written exposition how the whities are very bad
>use VATS to headshot 20 NPC's in 3 seconds
>ride horse back another 20 minutes to get another mission, that is exactly the same

it is, quite literally, the worst GAME i have ever played.
its a cool looking tech demo, its not a game.

>>723785742
Historical fiction is always a reflection of the times that produced it. Yes, even the Westerns you grew up with.

>>723783584 (OP)
>"I've done a lot of bad things sistah, but I'm trying to be a better man now"
>proceeds to murder 200 lawmen in the next mission

>>723786520
Read the whole sentence maybe

>>723787197
>somehow they can't imagine an outsider criminal social reject to not believe what the mainstream thinks
....................what?

>>723787081
>this isnt even a game, this is just a tech demo
Exactly my thoughts. Why did they waste so many years crunching on this slop. The game is basically a never ending story with how it drags out everything. They better coded the features in such fashion that they can just copy and paste them into GTA 6 because theyre 100% otherwise

>>723787149
only if its written by incompetent midwits with no imagination

>>723786220
This was a genuinely held widespread opinion for a long time in America.

>>723787247
Basically, Arthur is pro-LGBT because he's so progressive and brave

>>723787081
>>723787252
its not even a good tech demo, the graphics are kinda shit - blurry and flooded with filters.

>>723786804
shits even more boring than RDR2 but at least the story is kino

>>723787247
English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?
>>723787301
Always. And your conception of the past was shaped by what people in your youth was worth highlighting about the past.

>>723787252
Or better yet, why did they spend 10 years developing this shit just to completely drop it after release and not doing anything whatsoever with the assets. Not even a DLC.

>>723787149
no, that only happens when tranny faggots from california get to write game dialogues.

>>723787356
It lets you have fun so it's definitely not more boring

>>723787367
motherfucker, just say what you were trying to imply here, because you sound like a screeching tranny angry at "dem racists on da internet".

>>723786660
and what's wrong with all of that faggot? Go watch a kids cartoon if you want wholesome chungus

>>723787457
>and what's wrong with all of that faggot?
everything, its badly written, there is nothing fun to do, besides pressing "print screen".

>>723785452
terrible pasta, at least make it more believable

>>723786660
That's the fun part of tragedy retard.

>>723785452
i love that pasta, its 100% accurate.

>>723787512
I had fun, most people had fun. Now what.

>>723787593
good example of how thirdies write sentences in english.

>>723787645
There is a whole continent of people who have fun collecting cow shit.
If they had fun, then it must be good, yeah?

>>723786706
The Great Replacement was a far-right talking point discussed among fringe political sites like 4chan or 8kun, but now thanks to people like Trump or Elon moving the needle you can now see those being spread on mainstream cable news like Fox News by people like Tucker Carlson.

>>723787645
>fellas, remember, crime is bad, mmmkay? *brutally beats the woman to death*
>also, i am attending a woman pride parade
this whole game was pure fucking cringe.

>>723787739
>The Great Replacement was a far-right talking point discussed among fringe political sites like 4chan or 8kun, but now thanks to people like Trump or Elon moving the needle you can now see those being spread on mainstream
thank God for that, the american people finally opened their eyes and rejected jewish nonsense.

>>723788023
You don't oppose things on principle, just who is doing them.

>>723787373
even the shitty Online got dropped soon after (somehow even Online mode is a slow movie slop in this game, HOW????)

>>723788361
and what is that supposed to mean?
>You don't oppose things on principle
yeah not sure about that one, chief.

>>723787723
best post itt

Black Lung! Dutch is rounding up the boys to give them o'driscolls what-for for misgendering that trans gal! Now we's no saints but even I ain't never stooped that low.

>>723788463
It means that huge power and resources concentrated in a few elites is fine by you as long as they are not jewish.

>>723788453
>waste 50 minutes watching your character comb his hair and make coffee
gee i wonder why nobody was playing online....

>>723788613
>It means that huge power and resources concentrated in a few elites is fine by you as long as they are not jewish.
thats right, its fine, as long as its not jewish.

remember - being angry at rich successful whites means you are either a communist faggot, or a well poisoning jew.

>>723783713
He used to be cooler. Now he kinda sucks. Everyone remembers the good days

>>723788701
Correct. Tell the lowest white guy that he is better than the best of the negroes and he won't notice you are picking his pockets, convince him and he'll empty his pockets for you.

>>723788794
>you are white! so worse than negroes! and rich whites are evil! they are stealing from you!
wew lad calm down with your jewish propaganda.

>>723783584 (OP)
>...so after cuting off his balls I made hime eat it and then I tortured him for 3 more hours untill he died then I cut him with a chainsaw
>and you anon why are you here?
>you... you had sex with a 17 year old child?
>that... wow... that's disgusting... I think we'll have to brutally kill you

>>723788908
Seems like I got you perfectly.

>>723789363
care to elaborate?

>>723789421
My reply no. 2.

>>723789519
>its one of my posts
90 posts in the thread, nigger, go back to /pol.

Everyone knows Arthur's morals are anachronistic. Get a new joke.

>>723786804
>whacky adventures of John Marston
vs
>the epos of Arthur Morgan
rdr 1 is literal slop compared to rdr 2

>>723789775
My second reply can't be your post because I did it. Obviously it was my second reply to you. Also you just got butthurt despite the fact this thread is heavily charged with political message.

>>723787305
No, it wasnt. It's a modern trend pushed by jews and their soi followers. IRL white Americans absolutely despised the injuns during this time period because injuns were into all sort of shit - killing, raping, stealing, etc. The very notion that SOUTHERN outlaws would feel sorry for bloodthirsty savages is hilarious

>>723790016
what the fuck are you babbling about?

>>723787397
Nope, literally always and you're simply blind to how this has shaped your own perception and biases

>>723785452
You didn't play the game
I read 33% of your post and there wasn't a single truth.

Congratulations. Honestly asking if people enjoy RDR2 is a fascist filter. Should be used in the upcoming war trials for your kind.

>>723790136
vast majority if slave owners in america were jewish, and the jews spent a lot of effort in the last 60 years trying to shift the blame of slave ownership on non-jewish whites.
america is slowly waking up.

>>723790136
>No, it wasnt
Literally since the fucking Mayflower at least.
>The very notion that SOUTHERN outlaws would feel sorry for bloodthirsty savages is hilarious
So you can't conceive of people in the past not being a monolith huh

>>723790189
lmao you wish.

>>723790227
i read 33% of his post too and looks 100% accurate.
>noo nooo stop taking a piss on my shitty jew propaganda game
XD

>>723790354
aw he's said that you can massacre the KKK

>>723790396
*sad

>>723790257
That was just made up by the Nation of Islam lol

>>723790495
no it wasnt.

>>723790303
No, actually, I very much wish you showed greater intellectual curiosity

>>723790517
Yes it was.

>>723790396
>muh kkkkkk muh nassisss
>white people that arent poor are all ebil aaahhhh

ICE is taking care of you trash right now.

>>723790285
Go look at Jesse James and see shat type of views 'cowboys' held, ya fag

>>723784610
Chud outrage and self-victimization is infinite

>>723790571
of course it wasnt, and you cant prove that it was.
>research it
>ah shit
>its accurate, most slave owners actually were jews
oy vey shut it down.

>>723790578
i was wrong, you aren't sad, you're fuming

>>723790354
At some point it seems the word "propaganda" came to mean "opinions I disagree with" around these parts

>>723790603
>So you can't conceive of people in the past not being a monolith huh
Btw do you mean the real person or did you have a Hollywood movie in mind

>>723790649
nope

>>723790620
Actually I did research it and it's a complete fabrication based on distorted data, conflating "slaves per capita"band "slave-owning households" as convenient