Thread 723788814

how fucked are you?

>>723788814 (OP)
>Nikke
Depends where. On the surface? I'm fucked because Raptures. In the Ark? I'm fucked because I don't have an ID chip they mentioned at the start and never mentioned again.
>NO! A REAL GAME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!
>In that case, Quake
Ultra fucked.

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>Nuclear Throne
Anal bleeding, skin melting, etc. Radiation everywhere it's just fucked.

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>Haven
I better be one of the two hot teens/young adults having sex while exploring an alien world. I WON'T be a third wheel.

>Outlast Trials
I don't have the tenacity of the player character so the first time I get slashed by a machete I'm collapsing and getting beaten to death/raped.

>>723788814 (OP)
>last game
Umamusume, which would be pretty okay, honestly
>last Real game
Frostpunk, in ehich case im fucked lmao, i cant even stand 0°C, let alone -30°

>>723788814 (OP)
>elin
help

>ast libra
Guess I'll just enjoy villager life with my hot anime npc wife

>StarCraft
oh boy...

>The isle
Oh boy i cant wait to get fucking eaten

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>fallout 76
Couldn't even get stuck in one of the good ones...

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>Dragon Quest VIII
I'm pretty alright.

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>kerbal space program
FLY ME TO THE MOON

Synthetik.
Dead and not even buried.

>>723788814 (OP)
>SOMA
I don't know how it's going to end, I'm about three-quarters through, might report back later when I see just how fucked I am.
I'm guessing very

>Touhou dystopian
yeah, I'm pretty fucked, I can't dodge all those bullets

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>Pokémon Legends ZA

Fuck yes.

>>723790446

based astibro

ur gna get eaten by a demon

>Hyrule Warriors (Definitive Edition)
oh no! can i possibly power through all of Adventure Mode? haha....

>>723788814 (OP)
>Grand Bazaar
Surprisingly very.

SmackDown vs. RAW 2008...
So does this mean I am stuck permanently in the year 2007 and permanently in a wrestling story?

>Thief The Black Parade
I'm going to the bear pits tomorrow

>L4D2
*cough*

>Runescape
I'm going to kill monks in Edgeville Monastery, bury their bones and then ask them to heal me.

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>Anbennar, early 1600s Escann
I will be killed by werewolf/orc abominations or the undead. Or just regular orcs, that would be nice

> Blue Archive
I'm fine

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>Project Zomboid
unequivocally fucked I'd say

>>723788814 (OP)
>Runescape
Time to make Geilnor great again!

>daggerfall
i'm comfy

>>723788814 (OP)
>Blue Archive
Overall chill place. Prolly try and stay in Trinity district, safest place for NPCs most likely.

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>Pokemon ZA
Guess I'll have an easy time

>deadlock
I have passionate sex with Paige

>Rimworld
Can't wait to meet the mentally unstable people I'll be sharing a colony with. Hope they don't burn me to death in a fit of rage because the stick in the ground that we throw horseshoes got destroyed and nobody made a new one.

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>Kenshi
Oh no.
At least I'm a guy. Time to beeline to Holy Nation territory.

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Digimon Time Stranger.
Fuck yeah.
I'm about to go on a time fuckery adventure with my digimon bro.
Either that or die in the SHINJUKU INFERNO.

>>723788814 (OP)
minecraft superflat world
i guess i'll just sit around on the grass and fuck slimes

>>723788814 (OP)
>Thief
Medievalpunk kino dystopia
>I can read
>I know about the existence of the Keepers
>Will get lost in the labyrinth of the City
>Can speak like a pagan
>Can convince Hammerites that I suck the Builder's cock every day before lunch
>Will probably get mugged by cutthroats or haunted by ghosts/demons or be experimented on by a necromancer

>>723797361
>run to blister hill
>loot some leather from raptors the guards killed
>save up enough to buy a shack
>choose a wife
not bad desu just don't wander too far west
love and devotion brother

>>723788814 (OP)
>Pokemon White 2
More like im fucking.

>Super Kiwi 64
I'll have a comfy and easy time.

>VTMB

Just like real life except there's a vampire society somewhere that i will never even hear about.

At least im back in the 2000s, which was the last decade with SOUL

>>723790446
>Farming for EXP & weapons skill intensifies

>>723788814 (OP)
>CK3 (world of darkness mod)
Pretty fucked I guess

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>The Sims
I can actually buy a house now

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>Hoi 4
>Swede
Nothing to complain about here.

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>kenshi

Space Rangers. Dying was never easier! I can still earn a lot of money and settle somewhere tho.

>>723797787
>not actively trying to become a ghoul to a vampire mommy
I'm disappointed in you, son.

>>723797720
Very much like my HN run, but it was Stack and the copper node inside the walls.

>>723788814 (OP)
>Monopoly
How really

>>723788814 (OP)
>I'm the ruler of the Zakuul empire, have a bad ass Sith wife, and am the undisputed most powerful person in the galaxy.
>Personal Starship
>Master of the Darkside
>Filthy rich

I'm cool with this. Although I could use more twi'lek slaves.

>battlefield 6

hit detection is all over the place so i should survive someone shooting at me point blank at least

>>723793695
Oh. Well I'm pretty fucked alright.

>>723788814 (OP)
>Action Taimanin
They will protect me.

>Rapelay
Uh...

>Silksong
If I'm a bug then I'm fucked. If I'm a human then I dunno. Are bugs human-sized or bug-sized?

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>yakuza 3
Okinawa seems really chill, fishing tuna and getting drunk on awamori

>>723788814 (OP)
Monster Girl Quest Paradox. Do this question is very literal.

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>Look Outside
if im in the apartment complex then I'm probably fine as long as I don't Look Outside
hopefully the mc goes for one of the better endings

>>723788814 (OP)
>Nioh 2
yeah, fuck that shit

>>723788814 (OP)
rip

>>723788814 (OP)
ummm

>>723788814 (OP)
>NASCAR Rumble
No downsides whatsoever. Plenty of interesting locales to race in and lots of NASCAR rides to thrash, especially those widebody "Elite" models.

>Shogun 2 FOTS Legendary Matsumae
I go Ezo Republic cuz the shogun is a cuck and the emperor is NOT my leader and i'm a Republican Cavalry enjoyer.

>>723788814 (OP)
>Played Palworld after the disappointment that is Pokemon ZA
Haven't read any of the lore notes so I don't really know how fucked that world is. Anyways, I surrender myself to a pack of female Lovanders
>how fucked are you?
Very, if all goes according to plan

>>723788814 (OP)
We had this thread yesterday. Come up with new material.

>>723800704
The best you can hope for is becoming a servo-skull.

>Silent Hill 4
Threesome with Cynthia and Eileen.

>>723788814 (OP)
>synthetik
i will be killed instantly by the machines

Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising? Probably fucked.

>Postal 2
I regret nothing

>>723788814 (OP)
>last game
Limbus. There's nothing good that could come of that.
>last real game
Warframe. On Fortuna. This is somehow worse. At least in The City there's a chance I'll schizo into being a monster or a superhuman.

>>723799647
If they were human-sized it would be EDF instead of Silksong

>>723788814 (OP)
>XXL Woofia
Outside of the sex terrorists, I'm fine.

>>723799647
Human-sized. We see bugs around the size of our real world bugvsize in Quirrel's comic and theyre non-sentient.

>>723788814 (OP)
Dead Rising 4 on a Dante from Devil May Cry Costume.

Nikke
Do I get to be the commander?

>portal
i'll own the fuck out of glados easily

>path of exile
just like my real life

>ghost of tsushima

eh it's easy as piss and everyone revers me

if I wake up as a space marine it'll be great.

>>723788814 (OP)
Better question: How fucked are the inhibitans of that world?

>Baseball Stars 2
Uhh... well, I think I'll be okay, maybe.

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>NG4
save me, Ayane

>>723788814 (OP)
>KoboldKare

>>723788814 (OP)
> trails in the sky 1st chapter

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>Thousand Year Door
I will track down Vivian and fuck his bussy.

>Sekiro
I'm not wolf, would nips kill me just for existing?

Clock tower 3....im fucked

>>723788814 (OP)
>Spelunky 2
Considering the player characters canonically resurrect after each death I think it'd stop being horrible after a while. Going on exciting and dangerous adventures without the fear of death. There'd be beds and TV and video games too, as well as company.

>>723788814 (OP)
>Hades 2
I'd hang out in the crossroads, drink nectar, hang out with ghosts and wait for zagreus to fix everything. Easy as can be.

>>723788814 (OP)
>Tarkov

>Muscle Female Warrior Hole Rubbing App
my ass is open

>>723788814 (OP)
>FFXIV
I'll die in two-three weeks most likely.

>Noita

I'm truly fucked ain't I?

>>723788814 (OP)
>Skyrim
Pretty fucked.