Thread 723801460

Jurassic Park Evolution 3 is finally out.
9/10's across the board.

>Ignores Rebirth completely
Holy Based!

>>723801503
buy the dlc chud

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So from what I've heard in Fallen Kingdom and Dominion they go "Waow dinosaurs are everywhere no it's like we're in some kind of JURASSIC WORLD" and then in Rebirth and this game it's "They're dying out across most of the globe actually"

>>723802126
That's why I love Rebirth.

>>723801460 (OP)
Doubt that. The first two weren't anywhere near that good and this is another obvious rehash.

>>723801460 (OP)
kill yourself retard shill

Buy this denuvo game fellow white man you are the target audience

picrel remains the undisputed king

No one understands what makes a Jurassic Park management sim work.

>>723802749
just fell to my knees in a Buc-ees bathroom

I love these games.
I love driving around and shooting dinosaurs.

I really can't decide between this and NG4 today. Fuck, I want both.

Disappointed in so few new dinos and new skins. Why does they not have a more robust skin system with a color wheel and randomized patterns?

I'd rather play painkiller

What's new compared to 2?

>>723803662
Baby dinosaurs and Planet Zoo's janky modular building mechanics.

>>723801460 (OP)
Are any AMD sisters also getting driver timeouts? I was having a good time but my game keeps crashing when getting and completing task. It's an old gpu (vega 56), but man, it's fine when playing other new games.

>>723804024
oh, that's pretty huge

>>723801460 (OP)
Instead of bribing Youtubers and streamers with all expense paid trips to try the game and huge gift packs including actual fossils in glass display cases, maybe you should have bought an ad and made a good game Frontier shill.

>>723804287
ngl bro I don't give a shit about youtubers or streamers so IDK how I'd even come across info like this otherwise

>>723804084
I don't have this game yet but do have a Vega 64. They haven't updated the actual driver version internally for like over 2 years now. You're able to upgrade the adrenaline software package but your actual driver version is ancient. There won't be any fixes if it is actually driver level.

Tuning; try lowering your core and memory clockspeed by like 5%. If that doesn't work, maybe try DXVK or some other wrapper and see what happens. Unsure if it's a driver level issue or a game bug, similar things were happening with BF6. Worst case scenario, there is a driver modding scene which focuses on getting Vega/Polaris up to parity with the newest stable branch. I can't vouch for it but it's out there

and please stop with the AMDsister shit, it's cringe as fuck on /pcbg/ and it's cringe here

>>723802749
>it's real
Thanks, now I know I can skip this game entirely.

>>723804684
Pretty sure that's a screenshot from 2. I wouldn't be surprised if it is exactly the same in this though.

>>723802749
>caring about humans at all in a dinosaur game

>>723804684
That's a screen from the second game.

>>723804492
Thanks, I might try downclocking later. This isn't the first game I had these issues with. AC Shadows for example has huge issues on Windows with visual artifacts and game crashes very similar to the ones I get in JWE3. I had to run the game on linux using wine to be able to play it. It sucks to hear that Battlefield 6 has the same problems because that was next on my to buy list lol.

>reviews complaining about terrible pop-in
>developer response is "you can make a support ticket at this link"
Does anyone with the game know if these are just poorfags with toasters or is the pop-in really that bad

>>723805519
there weren't any artifacts, just random crashes. They were directX errors and were apparently not limited to Vega cards and it might've been something the devs needed to fix and not a driver issue. You can still try and refund if it's fucked. You'll also need to spoof your driver version or use the modded driver for BF6

>>723802749
>FUCK YOU BLOODY BENCHOD NOW PEOPLE NOT BUY GAME FULL PRICE FUCK YOU YOUR MOTHER PROSTITUTE YES?

>>723805656
The pop in is pretty bad and there is no way to change it. When you zoom out small rocks ,grass and shadows pretty much disappear

Is the game actually hard? Because unless you gimp yourself, you don't have to worry about shit and can get a 5 star park in an hour two in the second game.

same

Is there a dinosaur list yet, or is it mostly everything from 1 and 2?

>>723806376
Of course not. This is just the sims for dinosaur autists

>>723802749
They had the exact same profile pics in one and two also

>>723807549
Damn...might wait for a sale or something the .

>>723802749
I've been wondering if this is moddable to take out all the women, Indians and blacks since 2.

>>723801460 (OP)
>Jurassic *Park* Evolution
God I fucking wish. World is so fucking shitty I can't stand it.

>>723807450
There's been a full list out for a while. It's most of what was in 1 and 2 with a few new ones, and the remaining base game ones from 2 that aren't in yet will be added in free updates apparently. All of the DLC ones will just be sold as DLC again because Frontier is more cancerous than Paradox.

>FDev
DINOGRIND

>>723802749
SPARED NO EXPENSE

>>723802749
Welcome to... Diversity Hire Park

>>723803662
Added true modular building, baby dinos, breeding, petting zoos and stuff from JPOG like security cameras, balloon tours and island generators.

>>723802749
>Jurassic World goes to shit cause of a greedy jeet who clones a monster and crashes a helicopter into an enclosure

The Montana rangers are chud-coded

>>723801460 (OP)
JPOG (with the T. rex attack stat in its .ini set to 500 to give it some actual bite force) still mogs

>>723811504
Actually the Asian went behind his back and created something the guy didn't ask for. The guy just wanted a new custom dinosaur. He made a military weapon because another guy told him too. They wanted the park to fail.

>>723803158
Of course we do. Breeding man eating monsters to "accidentally" unleash on tourists. What else?

>>723807514
> Not Homosaurus Sex
One job.

>>723801460 (OP)
So did they finally get this one right? The first two had great dinosaurs, but there was basically no gameplay. The park management was so weak and the 2nd game was even worse with you waiting around for timers to complete like it was some cheap mobile game.

>>723801460 (OP)
based

>>723814454
It's the same. They put zero effort in. Again.

>>723801460 (OP)
Based

>>723813273
The Indominus was exactly what the pajeet asked for.
The Indoraptor was a weapon (what a stupid concept, normal ass dronestrikes would be far cheaper and more efficient)

do they just re-release this game yearly instead of fixing the old ones?
I guess that's a better tactic than being stuck on dead end engine forks but holy fuck this is too much
waiting for a sale

>>723801460 (OP)
>$60
>for a park builder
>that will get 100s of dollars worth of DLC
$5 sale kinda game

>>723802126
The dinosaurs are just like me...

>>723815416
Not quite, but close enough. All three are basically the same game and they just re-release the same dlc packs over and over.

>>723801460 (OP)
do they still have Goldblum and BD Wong voicing their characters?

>>723801460 (OP)
You will never be Zoo Tycoon

>>723802749
is this from the new one or jurassic world 2? genuinely feel like i remember only being able to hire indians in the second one

>>723816870
2. But I'm pretty sure 3 is the same way.

>>723815553
>$60
>for the exact same game they have already released twice before
they even admit its the same game since the 2 is still the same price as 3

>>723802880
Despite its simplicity and barebones content it managed to scratch that managerial itch so well. I only played JWE1 and it felt shallow in comparison

>>723817223
Honestly pretty hilarious it took Frontier 3 games to even come close to JPOG.

>>723817596
They definitely still haven't. It still has no real management aspect and is just a casual "put dinosaurs in their pens and watch them walk around" simulator.

>>723801460 (OP)
I'll get it on -75% sale + all dlc in like two years

>>723817596
Those faggots cant even match 1/3 of OG both in park management and artstyle of the dinosaurs.

Draw distance is still dogshit regardless of settings and I had a raptor clip through the fence during a social animation and escape during the first campaign area. It sure is another JWE game.

>>723805656
The pop in is horrendous even within everything maxed out. Panning the camera looks horrific because you end up in a situation in which the grass textures only exist for the bottom 1/3 of the screen and disappear or reappear as you move the view around. Exactly the same as the previous two games which modders were able to fix though.

>>723802749
Well that explains why these parks keep leading to disasters and wide spread death. Pretty on point really. Jurassic Park warning us of the dangers of diversity hires and how they will lead to mass death due to their incompetence.

I'll forgive these games all their flaws because Jeff Goldblum reading his lines in what is clearly a first take, with zero energy and not even a hint of an attempt to get into character as Malcolm, is so fucking funny. Never once sounds like the guy from the film, it sounds like Jeff Goldblum tiredly humouring a fanboy who's given him some shit to read during a meet and greet.

>>723819987
He never got into the character Malcolm as he is in the book. In both Jurassic Park and Lost World he is just playing himself.

>>723819987
>>723820601
I don't feel like Jeff Goldblum has ever particularly put much effort into acting. At least not since the 90's. He's far too self aware about the memes and internet love for him to do anything but ham it up anymore, because he doesn't need to do anything but act like a caricature of his own eccentricities.

>>723815363
But dude. Drones could be hacked. (Has this ever fucking happened?)
I also doubt Indoraptors can search tunnels considering said tunnels will likely be just big enough to fit a human. Like you said the weaponized dinos/hybrids plot point is retarded.

>>723821061
No, but I would say inevitably it will some day. I wouldn't be surprised if most countries military spending nowadays is focused specifically on trying to develop that type of cyber warfare technology.

>>723820601
most characters in the movie are nothing like how they are in the book
it's really just an adaptation of the idea rather than the story, sure the names are the same but their personalities are totally different
the film also ends at the end of the novel's second arc pretty abruptly, it doesn't even really go into the whole 'life finds a way' thing with the dinosaurs breeding, in jp1 it's just a throwaway little moment where grant goes 'oh neat they're laying eggs' and it's never touched on again

>>723801460 (OP)
Remind me again what Spinosaurus actually looks like again?

>>723822573
>We have elephant seals at home.

>>723822397
nobody knows
people who peddle the disproportional abomination around today calling it spinosaurus are likely almost certainly just as wrong as the jp3 design, if not more so since the old look was at least based on a relative of the animal instead of pure speculation

>>723822573
My ancestor

>>723822675
>disproportional abomination
Rude. I think it looks quite cool with the fat tail.

>>723822947
That's really nice art

>>723822573
This has to be the biggest fall off in prehistory

>>723801460 (OP)
Is it fun?

>>723818206
Have fun with that.

>>723802880
>JPOG
>Only 25 species of dinosaurs
>Poorly aged cartoony aesthetic
>None of the original actors voicing their characters

No, thank you.

how the fuck do i get geosterbegia genome, it isn't on the map

>>723829678
Did you do the unlock research?

>>723802749
JEETassic park

>open thread
>no bryce mommy
>close thread

>mass delivery of incoming dinos
Holee fuck, I am cumming.

>>723802126
Fucking hate how movies pussyfoot on changing the status quo like this

>>723822573
There needs to be a fucking Spinofaarus mod for Evolution 3. The other two didn't get one, and that's a sin.

WHERE IS THE CRACK?

>>723802126
Dominion was fucking retarded, hell everything after 3 has been shite.

>>723831308
Latest Denuvo so never ever

Not going to lie, I loved the first two, but I can't stand Planet Zoo's building mechanics and they switched this to that so I'm kind of not interested. I watched a little bit of a gameplay video on how to use it and it just made me feel exhausted.

>>723834206
You know they got blueprints still and you can download free community blueprints from the workshop right?

Sex with big lizards?

>>723834206
You get multiple templates for each building by default (usually at least a Jurassic Park and Jurassic World version, maybe a few others themed to specific locations) so you don't ever have to touch it. I might once I've finished the campaign and challenges and get into free building but there's no reason to if you don't want to.

Got the JP3 raptor skins are so good. Both the male and female versions. I will never use anything else.

The evil faction in this are comically absurd. Ecoterrorists who want to murder all your dinosaurs because they're not natual and communicate with you in the Anonymous Hacker Man voice.

>>723834736
Is the rebirth skin in?

>>723828784
>JPOG
>Curated list of dinos with no unnecessary bloat
>Visuals and animations faithful to the movies
>No overpriced and phoned in performances that eat into the game budget
fixed that for you

I really wish they'd just make another attempt at Trespasser. Just a game where you explore the ruins of Site A, and a sequel where you explore Site B, both before the creation of Jurassic World.

>>723835082
There's basically nothing from Rebirth in it except a few lines of dialogue that felt hastily added in to explain why this game is happening at all when that movie destroys the whole premise of having dinosaurs all over the world.

The biggest problem with JWE vs JPOG is how lifeless outbreaks feel. The dinosaurs run around and bloodlessly kill people with the same scripted animations while knocking others over like bowling pins if their models happen to collide as they do so. They don't eat. Even when predators hunt other dinosaurs they kill it and then wander off. It feels so artificial.

>>723834968
wtf they put peta in the game?

What an asshole

>>723836058
you can shut up now

>>723802749
>hello mam my name is Edward how may I help you today

>>723836058
CAN'T BREED is going to become a meme isn't it?

>>723836058
>Dislikes: Everything
He's literally me.

>>723802749
It's like they took just random people from the studio they outsourced it to and put their faces in the game. They're just such plain and generic brown faces.

>>723801460 (OP)
Ok my sister got this for me as a gift and I haven't played the second one though. I thought the first one was fine but definitely wasn't as good as JPOG. I saw they added babies, anything else it's got?

>>723836606
Modular buildings and significantly improved terrain tools (you can fence animals in with natural barriers like cliffs instead of just using fences aside from all the cosmetic shit it enables). That's about it, really. It's still the same bones as the first game.

>>723836058
But I thought le featherinos were supposed to be wholesome?

>>723836058
Why did he do it?

>>723837224
Incel rage.

remember to take proper care of your dinos' needs so they don't get sick

>>723802126
The Evolution games aren't really canon to the films

Can parents eat their own babies?

>>723837636
iirc they're a weird alt canon where the events of the world movies sorta happen but not the same way as in the films
iirc they mention events like the volcano on nublar erupting and the dinosaur hippies in the first game and all the dinosaurs running around the globe in the second, but they're really just loose justification for some missions/ backstory

>>723837774
Pretty much, the story is only there to justify the game-only characters like Finch and the campaign and chaos theory missions.