Thread 723802326

Literally haven't seen a single thread about this game since its release despite all the hype leading up to it.

It's shit, isn't it...

>>723802326 (OP)
We all boughted it and are busy playing

>>723802326 (OP)
In an absence of information people fill the void with their own assumptions to feel validated.

>>723802326 (OP)
It's already GOTY for me. As a huge fan of the first entry, this sequel is everything I've wanted for years. Definitely worth the wait.

Cool, time traveler

There's literally three other threads up right now that were made prior to yours

>>723802326 (OP)
it's the worsest vampire simulator game. it's more focusing on story than gameplay. literally twilight tier writing on rails

>since its release
It's not released yet.

>>723802695
>it's more focusing on story than gameplay.

>>723802326 (OP)
Player count predictions! NOW!

>>723802904
30000

>>723802326 (OP)
>Literally haven't seen a single thread about this game since its release
It releases in 35 minutes. And yes, despite very 7/10 reviews, a lot of people are gonna love it. I watched a leaked PS5 stream and the story is very good.

>>723802904
15k tops.

>>723802904

90k
But even if it doesn't get that much attention on release it will become a cult classic, same way VTMB 1.

>>723802904
2300 concurrent players top, steam review average: Overwhelmingly Negative

Cited problems: technical issues, the usual partisan political shit flinging, janky clearly unfinished game

>>723802904
I'm thinking 5-10,000.

Steam reviews are heavily gonna depend on stability and performance. Most people are not that fussed about the gameplay shift. They just want the game to be enjoyable. They will tolerate a lot of issues if the game is fun.

>>723802326 (OP)
>since its release
Braindead fucking retard

>>723803274
the last bit got a chuckle out of me

>>723803274
You are shooting way to high, 90k would be a massive success all things considering.

some girl streaming it she's cute
https://youtu.be/6MMWg1gbVi8

>>723802326 (OP)
>CohhCarnage
>He hates the combat
It's fucking over. Just saw him reacting to it. He hates how the camera says when punching. You apparently cannot block, only dodge. But your enemies can block but not you.

>>723803784
well his excuse is the game doesn't have any block meanwhile enemies can block you. you can only dodge like a pussy

>>723803784
>He hates how the camera says when punching
I meant sways*

>>723802326 (OP)
it's not out yet
it drops at the top of the hour

I am watching streams now, I thought this will be a vampire kino
instead of that its boxing and biting

>>723804026
>top of the hour

Guys its tough being a vampyrebro

>>723802904
no more than 15,000
most likely around 10-12k

I still think the plot makes no fucking sense and the more I keep watching the more I want to kill myself.

>>723803773
behead yourself

>>723802904
40k, 78% reviews

>>723804125
an hour starts at the top of the clock
so "top of the hour" is X:00 in the future
for me, it's 11:43
so "top of the hour" is 12:00

Everything TORtanic fags are whining about in regards to this game are the same things critics where whining about in when the first game came out and now it's a cult classic.

>>723804480
>TORtanic
It's been 15+ years anon let it go

>>723802326 (OP)
>despite all the hype leading up to it.
>>723804480
>actually game 1 was shit too
I'll miss you when you lose your job, shill-kun.

>>723802760
That... line doesnt make sense? Like refercing current world events can be a thing, but in the case of MAGAs, it references an idea of better past for America. That just doesnt work with the idea of Gehenna

>>723804480
I started replaying the first one today because of all the recent threads, honestly yeah the first one is shit in several ways. The SOVL of the game + the general cheesy horror movie feel + comedy is what makes it good. The gameplay is pretty bad and the presentation is glitchy and very dated. This game seems way better presented with much more competent gameplay, but has a shittier concept.

>>723805230
you're putting to much thought into it "the sabbat are chuds" is as deep as it goes

no way it has more than 10k

>>723805251
I mean, its one word. Immersion. Thats what 1 does amazingly well despite all the flaws. Great combat doesnt matter if you're not drawn into the setting

I will pirate it.

>>723803784
He's playing Lasombra and it takes a bit of getting used to the flow of combat. You can dodge. When enemies block you should kick them. (Dodge + attack). There's a method to the madness of the combat system that takes a while to make sense.

>>723805230
Modern VTM takes place after the whole gehenna thing passed. Clinging to gehenna is the kindred equivalent of clinging to dated ideals of past glory. basically the whole end of the world thing never happened so they went from doomsayers to larping has-beens.

>>723803401
>They will tolerate a lot of issues if the game is fun.
Too bad pretty much everyone thinks the gameplay sucks.

>>723805536
I think it's weird how you can't block though but IDK I haven't even played it

>>723805552
except it doesn't, ghehenna is ongoing

>>723802326 (OP)
Considering this game scored as low as it did. How would have TCR's version turned out any better than Hardsuit Labs version? we're looking at a 6/10 average here from critics. At the very least the worst case scenario for Hardsuit labs was a 5/10. Paradox supposedly came to the conclusion that the original scrapped version was not fun. Well is a 6/10 fun then? does a 6/10 surpass a 5/10? I don't believe it does. Yet we still have TCR shills claiming that they salvaged the game. No, they clearly didn't.

This will 10000% run like total ASS

>>723805552
Considering what happened you can barely call it a Gehenna, really feels like that would be a point for the Sabbat if they werent so weak right now. Granted Ravnos people might have a different view on this.

Lou looks like that chick Nadja from What We Do in the Shadows series

>>723805934
Nigga who gives a shit about critics? Same retards give something like Veilguard a 9/10.

>>723805989
Why? UE5 again?

this the new dopamine inducing game that'll last 4 days?

>>723806193
Pretty sure there isnt enough story to last 4 days

>>723806263
kek oh well gonna pirate then

>>723802326 (OP)
>~12 hour game
>~6 hours as Phyre
>~6 hours as Fabien
>DLC with ~3 hours as Benny
>DLC with ~3 hours as Ysabela
>Playing as your protagonist unironically has less content than playing as other characters
What did they mean by this?

So this game has LESS content and stuff to do than the first game from 2007

>>723805835
t.sabatt

>>723806360
>2007

>>723805251
>The SOVL of the game + the general cheesy horror movie feel + comedy is what makes it good.
Guess what the sequel doesnt have

>>723806360
Yes, and half of it is wasted watching cutscenes through another character's POV. Remember those Totally Fun BTL segments from Cyberpunk? That's half of this game.

>>723806597
Jeeeeeez

>>723802326 (OP)
Hype?

>>723806148
I don't particularly care for critics opinions. But TCR shills have been mentioning that the studio is 'BATFA award winning' so they're equally hypocritical themselves.

>>723805230
The parallel is not MAGA being as bad as Sabbat (and Sabbats are pretty based anyway) but MAGA being retards going around doing things like that which is true

>only 30gb
pitiful for a modern gayme

>>723802326 (OP)
All the women will be ugly, won't they?

>>723802904
About 20,000 or so, and I think I'm being very generous and brave. It could just as well be barely 10,000. But people will be curious to check it out.

>>723807713
>20.94 GB
Damn, what a small game. lol

>>723808167
It's already at 18k bro, keep up.

If this game does well enough to get a 3rd entry is that a good thing or a bad thing?

>>723808243
It's 6 hours long if you only count the content with your character.

>>723802326 (OP)
People have jobs retarded loser.

>>723802326 (OP)
>all the hype leading up to it.
you come from bizzaro world

>>723808746
Okay, I admit I'm surprised. Will it reach 20,000 players though?

>>723809031
it just reached 20k, which is really sad honestly

>>723808863
maybe, if we will have to wait another 20 years for the sequel

>>723802326 (OP)
What do you mean "release"? This was never a real game, moron.

>>723805536
>There's a method to the madness of the combat system that takes a while to make sense.
Yeah don't bother just using systems that already work. Use this new one where you attack with left trigger and move with the right joystick! The controls are already decided, the movement is decided. If they changed it just to be different I just won't buy it to be different. That's how different it needed to be. Unpurchased. Unacknowledged. This game just released and is already dead. It will be only sale within 2 weeks. I still won't buy it. I'm just going to keep all my money.

>>723802326 (OP)
As someone who has never played the first game and has no intention of playing the second, this feels like Thi4f except Thi4f had the decency to immediately release and die to little fanfare.

>>723802326 (OP)
The version of the game I wanted to play with the characters that I actually liked will never come out so why bother?
That edgy serial killer dude? Not in the game

>>723802904
One vampirillion players

>>723802441
stupid jeet defense shill

>>723806148
Because they were paid to.

It looks like it's going to settle between 25-30k.
>>723802957
You won.

>>723802760
actually sickening how all these IPs are owned by all these bug men and basedblooded goy golems

>>723806319
they know how repulsive and unappealing that piece of shit is

im having a blast. the combat is good. tried playing the first game a few years back. it was gay and boring

Only SIX songs by Rik Schaffer in the game that TCR shoved in there with no respect for the man.

>>723814238
Ick.