Thread 723806383

A really big box just arrived in the mail.

>A really big box
for you

Dragon dildo

are you black?

not again...

Has anybody unboxed a dildo in one of these threads and used it too

Something has risen

>>723807034
npc taste

>>723807034
Cabbage?

>>723806667
im getting deja vu for another thread

>>723807034
Looks a little like one of those Zygarde core thingies from Pokemon.

It is nearly free

>>723807174
Oh no

>>723806667
I'm whiter than the toilet paper you use to wipe your ass

I'm out

>>723806383 (OP)
Post your skin color.

Well, it was Pokemon at least.

It's that sexy pokemon!
Garden-something or something like that.

Am I the only one who associates Gardevoir more with the first Pokemon Mystery Dungeon rather than sexo?

>>723807282
Pic with your dick in it or you're a pussy.

>>723807282
very cool anon! now fuck it.

>>723807282
Got any panty hose to put on her?

I'm... kinda tempted to buy one too but the few people who do come visit me will wonder why I got a life sized Gardevoir plushie and why it's tucked in my bed

Please tell me she has no extra holes...

>>723807919
>>723807701
>>723807282
Yall too poor to buy the real deal like that dude who bought the Sandy Cheeks one?

>>723807919
>8+
haha yeah this is for kids, right?

>>723807919
what's your weight

>>723807282
okay now shove it in your ass

>>723807919
Oh man, I didn't realize they were doing official dolls of her. Is she sturdy enough to free stand like my Lucario one?

>>723807919
>>723808121
Those are some very short fingers wtf

>>723808121
5'5'', 320lb

>>723807919
I'm getting hard

>>723807919
Obese mexican claws

>>723807282
holy BASED

>>723807919
Stop chewing your nails.

I swear every motherfucker who makes (real) unboxing threads is a nail chewer.

>>723808239
They're not notably short, they're buried in fat. look at his tiny fingernail swimming in finger obesity, and how his thumb has a beer belly.

Seems like a good present for your son

>>723806383 (OP)
>>723806687
>>723807034
>>723807174
>>723807282
>>723807919

Better put some fishnets on her

>>723808770
It IS faster than clipping

>>723807919
>fat whito*d
like pottery

>>723808821
>son you have a new mom now

Where do I buy cool clothes to dress mine up???

>>723807919
Anon, you probably shouldn't be interacting with demonic pokemon.

>>723806383 (OP)
why can't you niggas be normal and get snorlax plushies?

>>723809436
Anon already looks like a Snorlax himself

>>723809436
forgot pic

>>723809436
I'm going to get a Mr. Frosty plushie if he gets announced for the Kirby Air Riders roster this Thursday.

>>723809521
Snorlax's puffy vulva...

>>723807282
>>723807919
>sir I am the white ese!!
>fat mutt hand
Lmao (no surprise being a pokeslopper)

>>723807919
Holy shit look at those sausage fingers lmaooooooo

>>723809521
okay these are actually kinda funny
>You JUST KNOW

>>723809436
lifesize snorlax plushies and beanbags are for redditors.

>>723806383 (OP)
Graft a fleshlight on her so she'll be a real woman

>>723809521
>>723809691
These are actually cute and nice unlike that freaky thing OP got

>>723807919
>that hand
Of course

>>723807282
Looks dirty. Did let it dust in some warehouse for five years before shipping it?

Is it washable though? I recon that's somewhat important here

>>723809582
>Snorlax's puffy vulva...

>>723809691
>>723809521
>AI slop

>>723807282
being single and 30 looks like this will have to do

>>723809803
that's just how the fabric gets when you touch it

>>723809436
>why can't you niggas be normal and get snorlax plushies

It smells like old /v/ in here.
As in cum.

wow that's kinda big

>>723807282
You could've just ignored that post, but the fact that you had to reply to it means that you are most likely not white

>>723810204
What does that cuck's comment mean? The friend who made it is not involved with that?

>>723810387
She looks as though the Gardevoir plushie just manifested in her room and she doesn't know why

>>723810556
with the open relationship

>>723810716
So they're exclusive but he started dating him/her when he/she was in an open relationship?

>>723810556
The one responding and making the reddit post is the cuck's wife.
She's saying the friend who made the plush doll is not involved in the couple's open relationship, but that she is indeed in one.

>>723811084
she is married, and her husband has a girlfriend
she also has a friend that made her husband a snorlax, but that friend is not involved with their open relationship
i don't know about the timeline, i just remember the dozens of threads about this on /v/

>>723811219
>the cuck's wife.
The wife is the cuck tho

>>723806383 (OP)
>arrived in the mail
That is a FedEx shipping label.

>>723811567
I saw a picture of two dudes lying next to her on the plushie, are you suggesting the two dudes fuck while she watches?

>>723807282
>im whiter than you
ok blackie

>>723811976
>I saw a picture of two dudes lying next to her on the plushie
i doubt that

>>723807919
>that hand
mulattoid prototype

>>723807919
>fat
>likes pokemon like a lot
pottery

>>723807919
You are one fat fuck.

>>723812653
Thought for a second that’s Anthony Burch

>>723810609
she looks like they are legit having a conversation

>>723812653
i guess they're both cucks then

too many cucks

>>723812653
>>723812880
why bother with marriage when you do this stuff anyway. just have multiple boy/girlfriends.

>>723810609
She’s just making sure it hasn’t moved again

>>723812880
holy shit trollface is real

>>723807282
now
add a DICK to it

>>723812653
>>723812880
Why

>>723807919
lose some weight, paco. less chorizos for starters

>>723807282
>>723807919
Don't do it, OP

>>723812880
What's the difference between this and Mormons who have 30 different wives?

>>723817791
The difference is Mormons believe this: https://youtu.be/46PXaJxzuDEjRMI-lKVSq1xc2JW

>>723817791
mormons had kids instead of being permanent teenagers

>>723818284
I wish to have my own planet, but I'm not white enough to be Mormon.

>>723818349
You shouldn't have stayed neutral in the debate between God and the devil in your past life if you didn't want to be cursed with swarthy skin

>>723812880
>these people have 2 gfs
>I have zero

Poly is only based if it’s a bisexual free for all. It’s pathetic if it’s just straight people getting cucked.

>>723819496
We never should've stopped bullying people for liking anime, Jesus.

>>723807919
Stop! Put your hands up and drop the burgers!

>>723819742
Boo hoo.

>>723819496
he looks miserable though

>>723819742
nah he's got a point

everyone belongs to everyone else

>>723808770
Chewing is disgusting
I use my other hands nails as clippers to rip them short. Have been doing it for 30 years now and it's really hard to stop.

>>723819496
>gay poly incest

Disgusting.

>>723807919
BOO!!!!
GET A KNIFE OP.

Jesus this thread is a real rollercoaster

I ordered a dildo online and I won't have an unboxing thread for you /v/, I'm sorry.
It's not even a big one, just a below average 8 inch one

>>723822483
>below average 8 inch

>>723822273
Her armpits are lactating

What kind?

>>723822768
Is this what I think it is?

>>723807919
lay off the hot pockets, chuckles

>>723823249
It's clearly a fish, you can see the gills.

>>723807919
anon, memes aside. did you buy this because you like the pokemon or are you gonna rape it? no judgement

>>723823752
Can't rape a legally bought whore who's asking for it with every fiber of her being.

>>723823752
It's literally cloth and cotton, it doesn't have rights

>>723823752
you know.

>google "giant gardevoir plush"
>scalpers are selling them for nearly $2k
Fuck me, it doesn't even look very good. You can buy even bigger teddy bears for literally 5% the price

>>723825150
Never underestimate the power of gooners.

I bought a USB hub for my gayming PC
Do you guys want to watch it?

>>723825439
a really powerful gooner would make their own plush with whatever fetish they want

These are just gooners with too much money and a need for Official merch. Having said that, at least buying this sends a message to GF that people want more waifumon plushies soo ehh 50/50.

>>723825850
I don't know if Nintendo (or Gamefreak) is ready yet to cater to coomers, frankly I don't know if that'll ever happen

>>723825984
They literally just released a Vaporeon and Gardevoir plushie.

>>723826071
I feel like that's a bit of a stretch, claiming they're fetish / gooner catered
It's just regular plushes of two of the most well known mons

>>723822768
That cat is in danger

>>723826227
>Vaporeon
>Well known
They know exactly what they're doing

>>723825984
What do you mean by "catering to coomers"?
Plushy tits on a pokemon?
JUST because most of the fan art of Garde adds 40 DD tier tits to her doesn't mean everyone who buys a plushy of her will be one or likes those kinds of pics. regardless, almost EVERY pokemon has a waifufag and if they were fearful of someone adding a onahole to one then they wouldn't sell any plushies at all.
But money talks, and N and GF love dem money.

>>723825150
I don't know why people don't just buy sex dolls instead of plushies!

You can actually buy a high-end sex doll in the amazon for less than $350.

If you want, I can post the link to that sex doll that I'm talking about.

>>723807919
Can't tell if thats a babies hand or just a fat fuck

>>723826403
Only sex doll address I want is (You)rs, Anon.

>>723807282
Now FUCK IT

>>723826532
You're so cute and silly! :3

>>723826403
Im not travelling to fucking brazil for a fucking sex doll, no matter how good the mesopussy is

>>723827105
No, not THAT Amazon, you silly anon!

I know you're just trying to be funny!

>>723825721
Yes

>>723807919
DO IT OP

>>723822553
Hoeflation, Anon. If your parents didn’t inject you with HGH when you were an infant, you’re NGMI.

>>723807282
what a letdown, I was expecting some niche collector edition game, not some plushie

>>723826071
Of them together or life size variants? All of the Eeveelutions and Gardevoir are up there as some of the most shilled Pokemon by TPC

>>723810387
>>723810609

>>723807919
>>723807282
kino

>>723826403
> I don't know why people don't just buy sex dolls instead of plushies!
I own both, and each has their own charm. As well, sex dolls tend to be pretty heavy, and need way more maintenance then plushies, on top of the higher entry price. Large plushies are expensive, but a high quality sex dolls is going to go for at least $1k.

> You can actually buy a high-end sex doll in the amazon for less than $350.
I wouldn't trust anything under-$500, and even those would be suspect. Stuff that cheap is usually a gamble, especially if you're getting full sized 140cm and up dolls. Cheap TPE isn't the best material to have on your skin, and will smell like chemicals when you first get them.

>t. Cheap doll owner

>>723810204
Imagine if you could crawl inside the belly.

>>723807919
>obese
of course

>>723807919
>Those fat-ass stubby fingers
God damn, dude.

>>723829294
Honestly, I would love to buy this sex doll because it has an objectively great price/performance ratio, but I can't because I don't have a credit card or a debit card. This is what I get for earning NEET bucks! :c

https://www.sexysexdoll.com/6ye-105cm-3ft5-face-a1-tan-skin-color-ready-to-ship-in-stock-usa/

>>723812653
>>723812880
A key that opens many different locks is a master key.
A lock opened by many different keys is a shitty lock.

>>723829905
that's a scam anon

What the fuck is wrong with americans

>>723808770
Listen anon, I have no clue how to break the habit. I do it mindlessly and nail biting prevention polish doesn't do shit.

>>723808770
It's easier and faster than clipping them and you're less likely to injure yourself doing it. I also chew my toenails off but you have to practice the positioning and do lots of stretches before you get comfortable doing it.

>>723810204
Whiteness

>>723807919
>those fingers
OH NONONONO

>>723833186
Whiteness

>>723827682
Just for you Anon!

>>723812653
these open relationship niggas always look exactly how you expect them to

>>723807919
At least you didn’t spend that money on more cookies

>>723812880
>Gee, Billy

>>723807282
>>723807919
>open thread up
>forget about it
>go to work
>come home
>OP delivered

Let's start a polyamory harem, Anon!
We'll be the founding members.

>>723807919
behold, the master race at its fvll potential

>>723833697
it also looks disgusting and your nails shouldn't be that short

>>723833697
What kind of retard injures themselves with a nail clipper? Children can do this shit on their own.

>>723807919
HE'S FAT!

>>723806383 (OP)
Its been 7 hours, post a picture of the pokemons crotch and backside anon.

>>723836464
kek

>>723807282
Oh a plush-
>click it
oh