Thread 723808196

if we all took every single failed example as proof that something isn't worth doing altogether, god would have given up making more people after he made you

>>723808196 (OP)
>as a vampire
>clearly play as a crash test dummy
Can't fathom why no one would buy it

>>723808402
it clearly says the art is placeholder

>>723808196 (OP)
I like how you can tell it’s using UE5 store assets just from the character’s posture while running, even as a still image.

>>723808402
>no imagination
fucking zoomers

>>723808369
but god isnt real

>>723808472
Dev clearly has no idea how to sell his product. Deserved to fail.

>>723808196 (OP)
Maybe you shouldn't be trying to sell a proof of concept as early access.

buy an ad

lmao "idea guy" didn't even have something concrete

>>723808653
>anon can't into a metaphor

>>723808870
Those buildings seem to be made of cement though?

>>723808196 (OP)
lol my hobbyst project is at least 1000x more complex
i am only not publishing it because i am not cringe

>>723808196 (OP)
>>just make your own game
>your own game
>default character model

>>723808925
I played it but I prefer persona

Nice /agdg/ crosspost. Didn't here bough attention on there with your ragebait?

Totally not money laundering scheme

>>723808472
>buy my game where everything is a placeholder
hmmm no

Somebody posts an actual asset flip and people are joyfully discussing it and yet if I posted my real game on here I'd be met with a barrage of genuine vitriol from this board.

>>723811027
if you posted your game here you couldn't resist making backhanded comments and bitching in advance, forming a selffulfilling prophecy where your illusions of being cyberbullied manifest into reality by your own actions

>>723808196 (OP)
SAR! REDEEM THE EARLY ACCESS SAR!

clearly the price needs to be raised

>>723811027
if you post your game, no matter how ass it looks, i will genuinely try my best to say something good about it. if it's made in rpgmaker dont bother posting.

>>723811269
>you couldn't resist making backhanded comments and bitching in advance
You're projecting

>>723811027
Gonna preemptively call you a faggot.

>>723808196 (OP)
making games is definitely worth it imo, but you should make games for yourself first and foremost. dont expect to be successful right out of the gate, and maybe dont put up an EA game where everything is cubes and placeholders

>>723811027
It's probably some shitty furfag coom game anyways which is why you know it will get (deserved) vitriol.

>>723812104
>making games is definitely worth it imo, but you should make games for yourself first and foremost
That's a primitive and naive way of looking at it Games aren't something like visual art, writing or music, requiring significantly less time investment to do, and are very accessible to others. Games are insanely complex and massive things that take at least months (if you care about making something good, not cubes and default avatars) to make. When you get zero acknowledgement, let alone money, it makes it harder for someone to keep doing it, compared to arts or music.

>>723813375
yes, im aware. but the chances of you making a profit is honestly low.

>>723811027
with that attitude i'd waterboard you with vitriol
what game genre?

>>723814395
survivorlike

>>723808369
Lmao

>>723808196 (OP)
your first mistake was making art for the engagement/money and not for the art itself

>cant code
>cant draw
>cant music
>cant write

yep time to make my game

>>723814395
horror survival crafting survivorlike deckbuilder extraction battle royale

>>723815783
>>723817721
Pathetic samefag.

>>723811027
I post my game around this board quite often and people either don't care of give me useful feedback. So don't be like that anon, share your game!

>>723817609
cant do any of those things either but it didnt stop me lol

>>723819065
how many sales did you get?

>>723811027
Post your own game and samefag in your own thread. What's stopping you?

>>723820414
2500 last i checked

>>723808472
the customers' wishlist is a placeholder for sales

>>723820705
You'll get banned and your game will still get no sales.

>>723811027
This is reddit, you're free to shill your game so as many NPCs as possible buy it for being a wholesome chungus like the rest of us.
If it was old /v/ they'd definitely call you a fag but that's not the case anymore

>>723821215
nta but nobody has banned me yet

>>723808196 (OP)
>Vampire
>In broad fucking daylight

>>723821459
Yet you still made 0 sales from it.

>>723808196 (OP)
at what point should a game dev start considering making a Steam page?

>>723808196 (OP)
>Price: 4,--€

????

>>723821940
The sun is a placeholder for the moon

>>723820763
show your steam dev dashboard (censored name ofc)

>>723822464
no thats okay

>>723822561
and larping is also ok

>>723822684
dude here's my game. im just not gonna post anything thatll get me in trouble

https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/salaryman-shi-switch/

>>723822447
Fucking kek

>>723822797
i didnt know Nintendo allows slop on their store, i mean they at least have some quality control compared to Steam

>>723822797
I remember your posts. They didn't get you any more sales. So it's a pointless humiliation ritual.
Gamedev is truly dead, and gaymers killed it.

>>723823154
>i mean they at least have some quality control compared to Steam
they really don't

>>723823154
Kill yourself.

>>723808402
NIGGER CAN YOI NOT ROTATE THE appprels ,,,

>>723822797
2.5k sales? did you even make any money after all costs?

>>723818041
>check archive
>10 results just from 1 month
jesus

>>723823457
yeah sure, the game cost almost nothing to make. i think i invested 1000 dollars into it and bought a 2000 dollar pc with the revenue

>>723823462
game isn't going to shill itself

>>723823708
checking archive its more like you just live online

>>723824289
yeah that's true as well. When you spend so much time working on a game it's easy to develop the habit of shitposting in between play-testing sessions. Should try and avoid that.

>>723811027
Just leave
Graduate
There's no reason to appease the Indians here
70% of board population is entirely Indians and Malaysian

>>723824556
There's nowhere else to go. The rest of the internet is worse.

>>723824556
what am I looking at?

>>723824683
AI voice acting

>>723824556
this is the best place to discuss vidya or get feedback on the internet, sadly

>>723824683
AI being trained to make 4chan style posts.

>>723824987
>this is the best place to discuss vidya or get feedback on the internet
It really isn't.

>>723825264
what alternatives do you suggest then

>>723825728
Non-onions and/or non-tranny discords if you can find them and get into them (it's quite hard)
I wouldn't suggest altchans cause they're either dead or tranny

>>723825942
>discords
ugh. As a fellow elder internet-dweller I prefer the forums and image boards myself

>>723825942
go back to your discord trons then,why are you here?

>>723826218
He asked me for alternatives, I gave him one. Seethe until the day you die.

>>723826203
>As a fellow elder internet-dweller I prefer the forums and image boards myself
Unfortunately, most of them are dead. Not just in the sense that nobody's on there, a lot of their websites quite literally don't function anymore.
The old internet is gone gramps.

this "game" feels like a shitpost

>>723826545
bet he worked at Blizzard lel

>>723824556
What the fuck is this color pallet? Are your eyes retarded?

>>723822180
steam displays flat prices like that for some reason

>>723808369
GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!

OP IN SHAMBLES!!

>>723824556
I like that font

>>723826454
dont reply to me discord troon

>>723827206
Seethe, basedstard.

>>723817609
I'm pretty sure most indie devs haven't even played a video game in their lives let alone trained themselves to make one, so you're in good company.

>>723817883
Quite an overreaction for an obvious joke

>>723817609
I'm sure to win because my ideas are superior.

>>723822797
fr fr some real salaryman shi ong

>>723828513
What?

>>723808653
I used to think that, but ever since accepting Jesus into my heart my life has gotten unspeakably better. I went from being a suicidal miserable incel gooner to having an infinitely more fulfilling existence. I can now say I have experienced true happiness in my life for the first time.

>one guy trying to make an mmo where everything reacts and anything is possible with real time economy and trade with real power dynamics

why is it always like this? just scale your idea back a little

>>723826727
I increased the brightness and contrast so your stupid ass could see both posts
>>723827147
It's Eurofurence

>>723808196 (OP)
do you realize how many failures you have to go through before you can actually make something worth being proud of? this guy didn't, and it gets really fucking annoying when somebody does become successful from a game they sell, and nobody bothers to check just how long they were making shitty, unplayable games before they got "lucky"

>>723828535
Translation: For real, for real. That is some real salaryman shit, on God. The joke is that the game is titled "Salaryman Shi" and how salarymen actually do this in real life.

If I have ideas for a visually striking art style, promo art, UI, etc., and can draw well enough to pull them off, then will that be enough to sell my game?

>>723828535
shi is zoomer self-censoring for shit

>>723829381
Sure but you also need $100k to bribe streamers into playing it for a month.

>>723817609
I've watched my friend play a new game that's very popular and it had vroid player models and assetse from unity store, not sure about music though.
The friend didn't mind, and I was only mildly annoyed mostly because all characters had the same sitting pose, I'm autistic about such things

>>723808196 (OP)
>"As A Vampire"
>clearly daytime with no ill effects
0/10.

>As a Vampire
((((nosferatu)))) hands made this game.

but my game is cool :)

>>723811027
Every post in this thread is shitting on the OP as well. No idea what you're talking about. Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

>>723808196 (OP)
>open this thread
>looks at screenshot
>open steam in complete disbelief
>search the game on it
>mfw it's real

>>723831907
>shitting on the OP as well
They're shitting on the game in a "banter" type way, not in a vitriolic hateful way.
If you can't tell the difference, my condolences.

>>723832130
Becase it's not even worth taking seriously in the way an actual game would be. It's not even a game.

>>723832387
So you treat shitty asset flips with more respect that actual games. Wow.

>>723808369
Holy fuck LMAO

OP GOT DESTROYED

>>723808196 (OP)
even if he had a good looking game i would ignore it because it said early access

>>723808369
bro you killed him

>>723832741
Quite the opposite. Read the room, ffs.

>>723828639
gay

>>723808369
op = jeet = destroyed