Thread 723814502

Is coffee good for Pokémon?

>>723814502 (OP)
The fact that I will never experience a nice lunch in the city with a cute cartoony monster looming over me is proof I am unloved by God.

>>723814502 (OP)
>you will never be a 40 yo neckbeard battling literal children in the wilderness

Fuuuuuck just look at that gut, literally perfect for devouring trainers.

>>723814502 (OP)
i don't remember goodra being that fuckin thick, did they update the model or is this a mod?

>>723814502 (OP)
>berichan can send genned Pokemon to ZA now
Damn that was fast.

>>723816017
>Have to wait in line with 40 idiots
No thanks.

I tried croissants with Japanese curry. There's no fucking synergy it tastes exactly like you're scooping up curry with buttery croissants. I think there's a reason its usual pairing is more subdued stuff like plain rice, bread, udon or ladled over tonkatsu.

>>723815829
It's an alpha, she big

>>723817958
i was talking about the belly and thighs, not height

>>723818338
Went and checked with my own alpha goodra, seems normal

Why has nobody made AI porn of Emma yet?

>>723820475
not gonna spoonfeed you little bro

>>723814502 (OP)
That Goodra has a nefarious aura

>>723816506
Its good for curry sandwiches

>>723814502 (OP)
I believe some dialogues mentioned it is pokemon safe coffee. They do distinguish the food human and pokemon eat

>>723814502 (OP)
Why do pokesloppers think that this shit is ok?

>>723821327
I'm not buying this game
I am gonna imagine laying on an gargantuan goodra with it holding me in turn.

>>723815196
>iwn be the boyfriend of a big goodra who occasionally holds me in his belly
why live

>>723821327
Think what is okay?

>>723822840
>>723815196
>i share this board with voreniggers
grim

>>723823008
It's a bit annoying being a fan of a character or creature that has also been co-opted by people into a fringe fetish. I like Goodra and I DO want to have sex with it, but the vore stuff is just weird to me.

all my other pokemon are hitting poses, yet Tyranitar looks like he was just chosen as Employee of the Month.

>>723814502 (OP)
>>723818734
Get them their own coffees you greedy assholes.

>>723823329
The Tyranitar does not concern himself with silly poses for he is confident in his inherent stature and visage.

>>723823307
They'll attach to anything. Rotom isn't safe from people wanting to fuck it.

>>723823329
There are pokemon I wanna use in this game that I am avoiding because they don't have a mega evolution and I feel like I'd be wasting a spot on my team for such a thing. I think I had this issue with XY too, though honestly, mega evolution felt more rare and less crucial than it does here in Z-A.

>>723814502 (OP)
>working a minimum wage barista job
>"Oh no..."
>It's that one obnoxious faggot that brings his goodra with him EVERY TIME.
>That stupid drippy blob always makes a big fucking mess and (you) have to clean it up afterward.
>Spit in his coffee
>"Enjoy your drink, sir."
>Dumb fucking faggot.
>Hope your goodra fucking dies.

>>723814502 (OP)
maybe

>>723823307
you think that's bad? my favorite pokemon as a kid was Espeon. can't even find images of my bro SUNNY without some fags posting about wanting to fuck him.

>>723823463
the fact the game doesn't let me is one of my main gripes, alongside the fact that pokemon like Gardevoir can't use a chair

>>723823609
XY was retarded with how they hid all the mega stones in the post game, really glad that isn't the case this time.

>>723816506
roti prata and curry is a really nice combo when its actually made by health code regulations. i feel like this is trying to emulate that within japanese convenience store ingredients which are simply different beasts entirely as japanese curry is so far removed from traditional indian styles. prata is also a very flaky buttery bread so its equivalence is better seen as to why they would use it for curry. in other words, this is possibly a facsimile of the classical curry and prata but to the layman japanese.

>>723823307
>>723824068
>NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I CAN'T LIKE THIS BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE LIKES IT IN A WAY I DON'T
KWAB

Why is Taunie such a bimbo?

>>723825218
its okay she has a good friend like Lida who is willing to "settle her debts".

BEHOLD

>>723825218
she's clearly fucking Vinnie too. Taunie really couldn't get anything done if she wasn't such a dumb slut.

>>723825582
kek, very much what would happen. loved that

>>723825527
The doujins will be great.

>>723814502 (OP)
Look at the size her belly, I wonder if it's comfortable down there haha

>>723825218
How come the two girls don't just catfish people into the hotel

>>723826530
>doujins
>in 2025
sorry anon, this isn't gachaslop, it won't get doujins.

>>723826886
That's Taunie's entire marketing tactic, no? Cute bubbly girl ambushing tourists right off the train to solicit them for a "quick promo video" that usually ends up being at the hotel.

>>723814502 (OP)
yes, especially for ones that can help keep the coffee hot

>>723814502 (OP)
I'm still sad I missed catching a Goomy early on. I haven't seen one since.

>>723814502 (OP)
It does annoy me your pokemon doesn't have it's own treat at cafes

>>723829425
Dogs eats dog food

>>723824162
>fucking faggot

>>723824068
Nigger what
There’s millions of works of every eeveelution that don’t involve wanting to fuck them.

>>723830210
not saying they aren't out there, just saying you run into the bad while looking for the good.

do they eat meat in the pokemon universe? Are there normal animals like chickens, cows and pigs that people butcher and eat?
Are there pokemon that people raise on farms, butcher and eat?

Also, what are the implications of the technology of the pokeball? Why have they not implemented the technology used in them in society as a whole? Like they could build entire buildings inside a pokeball or dimensions inside one and have people transported inside to do stuff? Has it ever really been explained what happens inside them anyways?

>>723830297
Well I don’t know how, if you’re looking on some furry hotbed like msg you’re kinda asking for it, while on most websites the SFW and NSFW are pretty heavily segregated.
If you mean on 4chan, well yeah, you’re gonna get that with most pokemon.
I too love Espeon to death.

>>723830551
there's been plenty of meat in the animes, farfetch'd and slowpoke tails are mentioned to be a delicacy, several other pokedex entries imply the pokemon are eaten, and ingredients you can buy for the cooking in SwSh and SV include various meats.

>>723830983
yeah i mostly just meant browsing threads on /v/, i don't really go digging around online for art much.

>>723820670
>ywn spread those buttcheecks and lick her asshole
Why even live?

>>723825527
There's literally a bit where she shows him to his room and the next day he pays her money

>>723832270
>Corbeau: here kid have this as a tip
>Taunie: you gave me a huge tip already last nigh.... i mean thanks for the money

>>723825527
Taunie pleasured each and every Rust Syndicate grunt to pay back the $100,000 she still owed.

>>723825047
No nigger I said you're annoying, not that I'm gonna stop being a fan of it. And look at your response. I was correct.

>>723832021
Just go lick your own.

Man having an imagination is based.
I can just look at that picture and turn it into an animation, with Goodra's body swelling and filling more and more of the frame, casting a shadow over the trainer and lower its head back into view.
Hell yeah, brain power.

Coffee makes me shit for some reason

>>723834365
They were all me in a variety of different hats and fake mustaches.

>>723814502 (OP)
thanks doc

>>723835356
How big does the goodra get?

Pokemon in casual situations is the best.

>>723835441
>for some reason
it's a diuretic, anon.

>lust provoking image
>irrelevant time wasting question

>>723835289
she cute

>>723814502 (OP)
50/50 gender ratio btw

>>723814502 (OP)
>>723818734
POST GOODRA TUMMIES RIGHT NOW

>>723836942
>tfw no couchhog Pokemon bf

>>723839335
>She
No.

>>723814502 (OP)
You now remember the goodra fetishist.

>>723842308
You say that like this thread isn't full of them.

>battling online
>find someone with this as their za photo
BASED

>>723842403
The one that would spam a copy pasta about Goodra males causing him mental problems because Goodra has feminine hips.

>>723823329
nice lineup

>>723842517
How is the online?

>>723842813
Very fun in how chaotic the 4-way battles are, though you kinda need to bring a good team if you wanna actually get kills and not get fucked the whole game. Anything outside what everyone’s running and you’ll die in one hit and/or deal practically no damage

>>723843381
So top pokemon with the right natures and EVs then. Not that much different then normal. Still the weird fast pace of fighting should be fun none the less.

>no alpha audino gf to dedicate a quarter of my budget towards sating her enormous appetite and making her even fatter
feels bad...

>>723824162
The face of someone that wants to leave Lumiose

>>723824162
howard hamlin

>>723824162
>"Jynx could be here."

Imagine hugging that soft belly.
I bet you couldn't even wrap your arms around it.

>>723847301
That's the best part.

>>723847301
You don't need to, just reach in

>>723846782
yeah...mewtwo...eat more...get fatter...

>>723847384
Don't bother him while he's enjoying his evening, that's rude.

>>723847301
Me when i think about the goodra titfuck animation

>>723849502
>ruining a good autism shape with boobs
ew

For me its Alpha Lopunny. They're pretty much the same size as you, they could just pick you up and bounce away. I don't have any pictures though...

Did they make Goodra fatter? I really want one but Goomy is the rarest Pokemon of all time I guess.

>>723850978
Apparently it only comes out when it rains.

>>723851027
Where at when it rains? I’m gonna assume it’s like, in a sewer or something.

>>723851079
I saw one once at a small pond near Vert Sector 4, but only once and it got away. I hear they are more common in sewers but I didn't see any the first time I went in there.

>>723851215
I’m gonna look for one then and use Goodra until I get Drampa. Yeah I know Drampa is a downgrade but his new mega looks really cool and Drampa was always one of my favorites.

>>723851306
Thats cool. I'm using Dragonite myself, but I'd still like to have a Goodra for my back up team.

>>723825218
I went to make her my wife.

>>723851079
There's a few spots, usually outside of wild zones near water or ponds.

>>723823329
>>723842730
Nice teams lads.

This was my lineup for my playthrough.

>>723851674
Here’s mine rn

>>723840091
Do you think I would bounce or sink if I were to jump on it?

>>723854740
Goo-d question.

>>723844878
His apartment is now part of a Wild Zone, it's understandable.

>>723855010
good job goodra. we got the cash. now to the next trainer

>>723855010
giwtwm

>finally managed to nab a Goomy
It rain long enough to catch one and then it stopped.

>>723855480
I was gonna get one but I just got an alpha Tyrunt so I’m gonna use the big dinosaur

>>723856156
How did you get that? Get lucky with fossil revival or do they run around too?

>>723856238
Got it through fossil revival. Has a higher level and exclusive move just like other alphas.

>>723856291
Very nice. Enjoy rampaging with a jumbo dino, anon.

>>723855010
There's no escape...

https://youtube.com/shorts/BaXbH5O78AY?si=8eGAs9YIbeS5_LX3

I’ve always liked Meowth, and everyone hates it. So, who cares pick what you like and enjoy it.

>>723814502 (OP)
Is he meant to beholding that cup?

>>723858269
no, he's simply beholding it

>>723856464
Thx

>>723816506
It's just to imply she's from Galar, Galarian cavemen just combine curry with everything they can find.

>>723826886
That's pretty much how the game starts, you arrive and Taunie imediately scoops you up with some bullshit excuse about a commercial and the next thing you know you're living in room 202.

>>723851674
Mine so far is Meganium, Barabaracle, Scolipede, Altaria, Hawlucha and Chandelure, with Ampharos and Dragalge in the reserve.

>>723858380
>give him hard stone
>give him head smash
>go to pyroar den to test it out
>line all the pyroars up for a head smash
>one shots them all and kills himself in the process
This mon is funny

>>723858824
He learns head smash now? Rampardos, you lost.

>>723825218
>has absolutely nothing going for her except her good looks
So literally the perfect woman?

>>723851915
There was an attempt i guess

>>723861037
It’s very strong though.

>>723858510
Yeah it's never addressed that the protag is a tourist. They presumably had a plan and a hotel lined up. They've got shit to do that isn't the local sports league and manic pixie dream girl with a savior complex.

Hell, you can even go back to the train station and go back to the airport to fly home. You wake up after a dream sequence on a bench by the station.

>>723830551
The truth is alot of things thst make logical sense probably so exist but juat aren't talked about because its supposed to be a kid friendly series. Being killed by wild pokemon is probably a regular occurrence, having sex with pokemon is probably a wierd underground fetish thing, people and pokemon must logically eat other pokemon for food. Honestly going by Legends Arceus lore im not even fully convinced humans aren't juat another type of pokemon created by literal god and that they are in an egg group.

>>723861967
It makes most sense for humans to be in the Human-Like and Field egg groups.

>>723840091
I want to slide down a goodra tail, naked, dick-first, until I slam right into its cunt.

>>723862210
Dame but ass first untill I get impailed

>>723830551
>In the past, it often appeared on the dinner table. The meat of red-striped Basculin is on the fatty side, and it's more popular with the youth.

would you kiss a goo

>>723862412
I dunno, seems a bit risky...

>>723858402
i thought galar was based on england
do the english combine curry with everything they can find?

>>723836942
sauce?

It’s so easy to over level in this game. Wish they’d implement a level cap function or something.

>>723824162
>sees women and her Riolu she’s grinding friendship to evolve
>You Just Know

>>723864315
In my experience the level cap comes from rotating your team so often that only 2-3 pokemon end up overleveled.

>>723814502 (OP)
Get a Dragonite

>>723864394
My Mawile has such an insane level right now, it’s like 10 levels over while the rest are super varied. I think Mawile has a very high exp growth because it’s kinda supposed to be a shitmon, but it has a really good typing and its mega is great.

>>723858824
Been using him more. He’s so fun in this game, head smash is my new favorite move. He can’t mega but the + moves let you pretend.

>>723864174
StarJeti on bluesky

>>723864387
>women
anon the female player's chest model is bigger, that is a dude in a dress

>>723865554
got a direct link? not seeing it anywhere.
is it on his patreon or something?

>>723866047
My bad, it's from his twitter, actually.

>NPC at the beginning asks for a pikachu in exchange for her heracross
>high attack, quick to level up because traded
>reaching level 50 his only flying move is aerial ace
Heracross' coverage is kinda ass but damn, they give you one of the best pokemon right at the start of the game

>>723866370
>like half of his media tab is just screencaps or videos of whatever random cartoon he was hyperfixating on at the time
>i still couldn't even find the gengar animation
shit man, i just wanted to see if the original is less compressed or has sound or something.

>>723864036
>do the english combine curry with everything they can find?

Yeah curry sauce is a staple of most Takeaways. Usually chips (fries), or with battered cod, or in a chip butty (fries in a bread bun), or with donner kebab and pita bread, or on pizza.

>>723824162
>"I just know"

>>723866957
I'm extra retarded; it was from his "SuburbanOni" account which he nuked, sorry.

>>723814502 (OP)
Her goo is quite potent as an aphrodisiac, watch out

>>723868191
Good to know, I'll be careful from now on.

>>723814502 (OP)
you just know

>>723814502 (OP)
>>723818734
what's the appeal of a filthy stinky slug that's perma-coated in slime 24/7?

>>723814502 (OP)
Evidently not, only soft drinks and delicious pastries !

>>723868687
>piping cream on an unopened cookie
you sick bastard

>>723868687
My girlfriend is so cute!

>>723814502 (OP)
why the fuck is it so FAT

>>723816506
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE GALAR

>>723814502 (OP)
Is cream good for a Pal?

>>723869690
Palworld is the better game but salazzle is significantly hotter.
I mean lovanders model is pretty unappealing ingame, animations are ok though.

>>723869690
Why do people think Salazle are so big? They're actually tiny

>>723870080
People do the same with Lopunny. Would you believe they're only 3'11"?

>>723869690
Troonworld lost, every single pokemon game sells more then your AI generated garbage

>>723870380
Yeah I say the same about Lop too, I love my tiny bun though

>>723869821
> Palworld is the better game
I really don’t understand this, I guess people like base building games?

>>723870542
You won't understand until you play it.

>>723855010
This but I go into her womb instead

>>723871076
GIWTWM

>>723862548
Snails are also hermaphrodites, with dicks as long as their bodies (it's absolutely nuts, look it up lmao) so your Goodra is gonna have both a massive gooey cock in addition to a vag, wither it's "male" or "female"

>>723871654
H-hot

>>723855010
Why is this hot I hate you all

Sex with Goodra!

>>723814502 (OP)
Is that male goodra?

I would like to snuggle and pet a goodra very much.

>>723870789
I don’t need to play it, I’ve played games for many years, I can tell I won’t like it

>>723868687
slop?

>>723814502 (OP)
imagine catching a fat fuck like that and suddenly realizing you gotta feed the fucking thing holy fuck. slave labor tier working hours feeding this fat fuck like 150 pounds a food a day jesus christ

>>723873429
There are NPCs in the city who lament having to slave away at the Z-A Royale at night in order to pay for their Pokémon's food.

>>723873524
hah, as those architects deserve. still, funny its mentioned

>>723869690
wrong image, here's the correct one

>>723867078
Yes we do but not with sweet shit. We like to have it with chips and baked potatoes and other savoury sides, Its pretty identical to Japanese curry sauce. If someone used cakes and pastries with curry sauce they would be called a nonce and thrown to the indians and pakis to be raped to death

>>723869821
loveander is supposed to be a weird looking insatiable date rapist but coomers just saw rapist mon and rolled with that and I can't really blame them for this one since rapist mon is literally what they are.

>>723871881
Silly anon, everyone knows Goodras are fe.male only!

>>723871881
No such a thing

>>723814502 (OP)
Idk
but i want to hug goodra

>>723814502 (OP)
Was goodra always that round?

>>723878648
city goodras are fat fucks

>>723878648
Only when he's full of cum.

>>723878648
Only when he's absorbing his female trainer.

>>723878648
If you fill her with love, yes.

>>723868687
das illegal

>>723816506
That's a penis

>>723825582
Untrustworthy art style.

>>723873032
using google reverse image search i could only find 1 other result which was from another 4chan thread and considering nobody makes OC here anymore im going to have to say yeah

>>723814502 (OP)
Losing a duel to anon and getting swallowed whole by his Goodra!

>>723823329
Because he knows he is always destined to be

>>723855010
So that cunt is just dead then isn't he?

>>723886316
Ask ScottCalico, he's into unbirthing. Idk about snuff.

>>723886789
Well unless that lasts like a minute or so the guy is going to run out of air.

>>723886316
nah he's fine.
endo vore magic

>>723886316
The rules of weird vore dictate he’s probably just gonna be struggling against belly fat compressing him on all sides for eternity while receiving some portion of whatever nutrients the Goodra eats to keep him alive

>>723887598
>on all sides for eternity
Would it not get boring after a while?

>>723887735
Yes but this is supposed to be horror
Maybe I don’t understand it

>>723887243
when did vore get so goofy

>>723868667
if you ever played monster hunter 3g you would know that slime is OP

>>723888991
I dunno man I'm just telling you what happened.

I feel like we have the tech necessary to create quasi-sapient Goodra currently but just aren't doing it

>>723888991
>people unhinging their jaws like snakes to swallow each other whole
>draw the “goofy” line at the person not dying

>>723869690
Me whenever i start a new Pal playthrough

>>723889771
I'm a shrink only kind of guy.

>>723889771
bruh i'm talking about people who look at a mass of goo or their rotom pokedex and go damn i want that to swallow me whole

>>723891209
If you like any kind of vore u a goofy ah nigga don’t throw stones

>>723889974
me when i play newgame plus in pokemon using cheat codes

>>723870080
Someone actually made an edit of this where the Salazzle is accurately sized, I don't have it though.

>>723892785
>not using play rough or icy wind
deserved

>>723892785
What a evil fucking bitch.

kill everyone in this thread

>>723893186
Don't be mean, it's just how he shows love.

Why is goodra a voremon, snails don't even eat things whole

>>723894203
autism belly shape

>>723894362
But that just makes me want to have sex with it, why can't people be normal like me

>>723893239
whats happening here

>>723894649
salt

>>723893395
>he

>>723894708
then why is she in what seems to be perpetual state of orgasm?

>>723894824
guro artists are weird

>>723894906
they are fucking trash

thanks doc

>>723824021
Is this image supposed to be very knot-coded?

>>723895690
Wrong, small pred/large prey

>>723892785
This is very smooth animation, have anymore?

>>723892785
>tag game_mechanics
Don’t know why, but I love this shit.

>>723892785
pokemon gets the softest vore animators