Thread 723821076

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Feels fucking weird that 1.0 will come out for real this time.

Carol won. Shitposter (singular) lost.

The calm before the storm.

finally, a videogame thread

>>723825705
So nice to talk about video games on the video game board.

>>723826952
i hope they pick a handful of submissions this year instead of just one

2 days left for a surprise zombie map announcement

>>723828937
You'll be waiting a little longer than that for Choco to uncap his powerlevel again.

I'm gonna start fresh, hopefully I can end up getting more pearls along the way this time, I feel like I missed a bunch of stuff I could have bought

>>723821076 (OP)
Jonathan should cover Divine Cybermancy.
Or Beyond Citadel.

>>723830596
might not be able to get the holiday stuff upon starting a new game

>>723830776
Ill start in a second slot for it and use my old beta save to try and get that stuff then
I bought it during the recent sale so I dont have any of the current ones anyways

>>723821076 (OP)
His videos are always fun.

>>723831162
he's one of the two people on the whole damn island with unlimited access to all the firearms and he's making the best of it

How the fuck is this shit hitting 1.0 after all those steamcharts PROVED nobody plays this crap? You stupid pedo assholes.

>>723831604
>he thinks this game could possibly be affected in any way by a single autist posting the same picture over and over
You have no power here.

A tornado just struck paris and the devs lost months of work so it got delayed again :(

will there be online multiplayer for 1.0

>>723832468
Not even natural disasters can stop the Onirism now. Choco has won. Through sheer work ethic and the indomitable power of the human spirit.

>>723821076 (OP)
Getting serious sam 2 vibes from this game
might get it once a longplay of 1.0 drops and I happen to like the game based on skipping into the video randomly for 10 second segments

>>723833242
licky lick

>>723833198
>Getting serious sexual assaulting minors 2 vibes from this game
same

>>723833198
From what I've played the gameplay is really fun jumping around diving through combat. It's a solid shooter aside from some of the early access jank like getting stuck on menu popups and whatnot. I hope for the dev that most of that is ironed out. I also hope there's achievements because the only reason I haven't played all the content out so far is that I want to 100% it.

>>723825705
Is there camera mode?

>>723833465
I would however expect fuckery/bugs if they are there, programming does not appear to be their strong suit. If we're lucky they will all unlock without issue

I tried playing this legit, but then the cutscene audio broke which then led to a black screen cutscene right before a save point.
So I had to replay the laser hallway to get the fertilizer multiple times.

Also in the farm area where you have to turn on generators I think some enemy went out of bounds or got stuck somewhere. This trapped me in an area that required all enemies to be dead and I had to reload the checkpoint.
After these two things happening I decided to just say fuck it and install noclip mods to get past this jank.

I'm currently in the winter level and am enjoying myself a decent amount. I wish the costumes you buy in the game were more modular though. Like a hat from one with the jacket of another.

this reminds me of those shovelware games that you can get for like 50 cents

>>723834536
Cuck.

>>723834793
i didn't necessarily say it was bad since i haven't played it
at least its fairly priced

>>723834793
Carol doesn't cluck. She only gobbles.

>>723834887
although not sure how i feel about friends finding out I played a game with a pseudo-realistic little girl as MC

at least hat in time is stylized...

>>723834981
>pseudo-realistic
???

>>723833405
out of ten!

The real question is will the mod work on release?

>>723835256
nigga compare her to hat kid
she looks eerily realistic
im not a pedo...

Is Carol a christian?

>>723836435
Yes. 100% canon given the presence of cross graves in her dreams.

>>723836645
Does she have a crusader outfit?

WAGMI

>>723831162
damn, its refreshing to see 4chan not to hate on someone for once

>>723833198
>Getting serious sam 2 vibes from this game

>>723837460
wait so let me get this straight
game is just a mishmash of genres where different segments are platformer different fps different wave survival etc etc?

You have 3 days to finish and submit your costume entry.

I wanna suck strawberry jelly filling out of carols butthole

>>723837668
Not only that, despite the fact that there are posts fucking constantly it's like a 200 player peak game. It's not particularly difficult despite cannibalizing genres known for frustration/endurance. It coasts completely off cunnyposters. All of the fueds/comparisons are one-sided fabrications by Onirism posters to generate literally ANY discussion because nobody actually talks about the fucking game. Nobody cares.

>>723837668
>>723837952
@grok were these posts made by the same person?

>>723838091
No, motherfucker.

>>723838162
@grok is this real?

>>723837952
>Nobody cares
This couldn't be further away from the truth. People like you and the being depicted here >>723821340 are precisely the ones who care the most. You can't stand the fact that Onirism gets discussed here despite the arbitrary metric of success you've set for it. It hurts you deeply.

>>723837668
closest thing would be ratchet and clank more of an action game than a platformer, levels vary wildly from linear with nudoom arenas, huge pseudo open world with multiple objectives and vehicles, metroidvania escape sequences, a literal serious sam dunes level, sections where you pilot and giant mech and stomp enemies, a moving train level, a whole battlefront type section with airplanes
the game seriously has so much stuff

>>723837952
>>723838521
ill probably give it a play when it actually drops 1.0 i guess
like i said >>723834536
it reminds me of foreign legion buckets of blood if anyone has played that, really niche 3rd person game with cartoony gore where u fight giant chickens n shit, played that as a like a teen, these kinda games have sovl potential, also yes, serious sam 2

>>723837668
it's timesplitters

it reminds me of random ps2 garage sale games

it reminds me of those games you'd get from the vending machines at restaurants

>>723838853
what

The onirism will be GOTY inshallah

>>723839076
You're inside of a slot machine

>>723839135
??

>>723839397
holy SOVL

>>723839397
welp I guess we should all just play roblox then

>>723839397
You're brown

>>723839468
>>723839430
>>723839490

>>723839538
well known vs extremely niche

>>723839617
There are hololive people who have played and voiced characters in nobeta

>>723839397
must be nice having mossad feds give you money to make the worst videogame ever made

>>723837770
I absolutely love the Queen Crimson costume. I bet it's not gonna win, but it still looks cool

>>723837668
10 year old goes on a magical journey to retrieve her stolen stuffed bunny armed with an array of nerf guns and water blasters, in the process she discovers she has a natural talent and frankly disconcerting enthusiasm for violence.
Plays kind of like a ratchet and clank game with more movement options and the ability to play dress up.
It's fun. I don't understand why it generates so much seethe here.

>>723840281
>I don't understand why it generates so much seethe here.
im more surprised its this well known than anything? but if anything half the fans are cunny enjoyers, even for a non pedo it seems fun enough tho i will play it after release just learned it exists

>>723840361
>how FUCKING dare people on the video game board know about a video game

>>723837348
the worst I can say about him is that his videos can be a bit unnecessary. Like "uhm achtually that gun is unrealistic, here is the closest thing to it" like yeah no shit, next you will tell me that a gundam is unrealistic and show me an M1 Abrams.

>>723840361
The actual women are mostly stacked and everyone mistaking the MC for some sort of hideous goblin is a running gag.

>>723840839
post one
>>723840512
I can think of dozens of games no one on v has played
Just off the top of my head land of the dead road to fiddlers green

>>723840932
AND ALL THE OTHER BRATS WITH THE BIG FANCY HATS BETTER RUN FASTER THAN MY BULLETS

I hope the 1.0 release makes this game run acceptably. I can't do 4k without my GPU screaming at me.

>>723842219
Her face when I stick it up her pooper

>>723842087
take the low resolution pill

>>723842369
downvote

>>723842369
Her face when she sticks it in MY pooper

>>723842630
Top kek

>>723821076 (OP)
Right? Figured the dev would just keep updating and updating and updating until eventually he just fell over dead.

dead game dead thread

>>723846869
Back for seconds after getting BTFO once, I see.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/723640650/#723656813

Man If it doesn't surpass 100 simultaneous players, I'm going to kill myself.

>>723847169
If I have sex with you will you stay alive?

>>723836645
>Caleb outfit
That's a nice little reference. Is there a Duke outfit as well?

>>723847938
No but Windy Meadows has the telephone box easter egg which is a reference to Serious Sam which is simultaneously a Douk reference.

I want more costumes that change Carol's overall model. The zombie and floating head ones are nice, but I want more stuff like the Bionicle and metal Carols that completely change her.

>>723849005
I'm hoping we'll get more transformations like the zombie. I want Werewolf Carol but not just as a costume.

carol

DONT LEAVE MEEE

Will the multiplayer be online or is it still couch coop only

>>723853860
it will be both

>>723854310
proof?

>>723821076 (OP)
>guy who's not allowed to own a gun in his country
>firearm expert

>>723854905
Kek right?

>real firearms expert reacts
yawn
>real little girl reacts
REAL SHIT

when the game comes out i hope someone replaces carol with a guy so they can fuck the monstergirl enemies with command grabs

Sex with Carol

>>723857453
Kill yourself

Sex with Raggs

>>723857685
Cry about it

Is this game just an excuse to talk about children on 4chan?

>>723857821
100,000 wishlists waiting on 1.0 :)

>>723858075
>Wishlist
lmao

>>723854905
>Expert on history without actually being there
Anon, you're retarded

>>723821076 (OP)
How many hours? I gotta figure out when I'm free to go see the Reze movie

>>723831162
It just rubs me the wrong way to see a lefty journo outfit make a video that amounts to wow cool firearms, nothing against the dude but it's so hypocritical of the people behind him.

>>723833198
Pretty sure the price is going up for 1.0, or maybe soon after.

>>723840581
You can blame his mate for that since they got fired from Gamespot for frontloading the dying channel with gun autism. Trying to dial hard into that parasocial relations model. Can't really blame them for it but Jono will never be out of a job until the UK government themselves decides to crash the whole thing with no survivors. The one thing that I've learned from their little talks is how autistic H&K is when it comes to brand protection and media depictions. And by extension the company behind the Kriss Vector banking on meme marketing by putting their flagship into any video juego that will take them.

Nowhere near as smallhat like record and car companies with their time limited contracts. But there is a decent wad of cash sitting on the table for those willing to exploit the millions of free eyes that are playing around with digital representations of their products. Without needing any real middleman beyond the games themselves.

Do we have to start a new save for 1.0?

>>723858828
*Can't really blame them too much

>>723858875
not unless you want to hear all the voices

>>723821076 (OP)
You've been saying 2 days left... FOR THE PAST 2 FUCKING YEARS

>>723858904
IDC I'm not starting over too much time invested already

>>723859025
Seems like they might actually mean it this time.

>>723859025
For real this time, it's tomorrow.

Tomorrow... Are my onibros ready?

>>723860270
I'm really excited to see the rest of the story I'm curious how it will end will the entire story be there 1.0?

>>723860824
All points to yes, the story will be concluded in 1.0

>>723861838
I'm gonna be sad that it ends :(

>>723821340
Holy shit, it really was just one guy

>>723862114
Don't worry, we will get onirism 2 soon.

>>723862703
Better let me play as carol again or I'm not buying it

>>723862703
>Bigger, better, brattier
>Centers around tracking down spingus and punishing him

>>723840581
I think his solo videos on RA suck, he keeps blabbering on and on being somehow less entertaining and givilg less info than Ian in 10 minutes

>>723821340
>carols game gets delayed so her enemy (singular) can be utterly and completely destroyed
holy kino

>>723863416
And so her game went on sale, catching the attention of many people including cassy chan
And so her famous vas could shill the game for the masses
She really did get stronger

We've had two, yes, but what about third delay?

>>723863709
>we're approaching the carolarity
she cant be stopped

>>723860270
im ready to watch my favorite streamers play it

Bros....

>>723866719
She's so cute

Nunubia

>>723831162
hes just a tiny bit annoying. but otherwise pretty damn drama free so ill watch all his videos.

has the game been optimized at all or is still a 240 gb download?

>>723833405
you know what the vibes are of sexually assaulting minors feels like?

>>723869558
oh shit they kept the truecrypt file in the fucking steam release? madlads

>>723821076 (OP)
what the fuck even is this game about

>>723821076 (OP)
>THIS is Jonathan Ferguson
Kino videos and top bloke, although I prefer his Royal Armouries videos.

>>723870032
A Hat in Time but she has a gun.

>>723870081
wow this actually explains everything I needed or wanted to know, thank you anon
so im guessing its a good loli game then?

>IT'S A BLOODY "FREEZE RAY"!!
>WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY ABOUT IT??

its funny how jono is like 5 foot 2 and hickok45 is like 6'11. i wanna see them do a collab

>>723870239
Very good if you like shooters and don't mind jank.

I don't care about carol tell me when blueberry will be finally fucking playable choco you baguette sucking faguette fucking french bitch

>>723871359
It's still crazy to me that he showcased a playable Blueberry with his own entirely different moveset, equipment and even a unique UI but then he backpedaled saying it was only ever just meant as an April fool's joke. My theory is that he was meant to be playable somewhere in some story section or have his own tale map but it was scrapped for lack of time.

>>723871575
I severely hope that isn't the case, and he still might be planned at some point or a possible NG+

>>723871575
Sounds like DLC to me. He eventually wanted to make some in the future.