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Anonymous No.723855103 [Report] >>723855454 >>723857873 >>723862354 >>723862385 >>723863789 >>723863830 >>723864364 >>723877738 >>723877995 >>723887239 >>723906403 >>723910425 >>723917343 >>723925049
>game has rare variants of animals
Anonymous No.723855454 [Report] >>723855661 >>723855786 >>723855830 >>723862632 >>723864447 >>723878851
>>723855103 (OP)
is that thing actually real
Anonymous No.723855513 [Report] >>723873842 >>723874462 >>723893440 >>723924984
how dare you
Anonymous No.723855661 [Report] >>723867935 >>723888615
>>723855454
It's just what happens when you groom a cow more than you normally would.
Anonymous No.723855686 [Report]
I love cows.
Anonymous No.723855786 [Report]
>>723855454
It’s a pampered show cow
Anonymous No.723855830 [Report] >>723856858 >>723865210 >>723874117 >>723879983 >>723881165 >>723884107 >>723887153 >>723889706
>>723855454
No it's an image of a cow not a real cow
Anonymous No.723856858 [Report] >>723857024 >>723866145 >>723869784 >>723885753 >>723886473 >>723887314 >>723887357 >>723887841 >>723904936 >>723911028 >>723916619 >>723919842 >>723924113 >>723924623
>>723855830
Fascinating, and how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?
Anonymous No.723857024 [Report] >>723866071
>>723856858
the same
Anonymous No.723857873 [Report]
>>723855103 (OP)
It's LOD is still catching up.
Anonymous No.723858738 [Report] >>723858852 >>723924248
Cows suck, only good for milok producing shit and meat
And the ones who produce milk are not good for meat either
Anonymous No.723858852 [Report] >>723859016
>>723858738
imagine a world without cow cheese before yous open your mouth.
Anonymous No.723858916 [Report]
>game has dialog screens
Anonymous No.723859016 [Report] >>723859278 >>723877929
>>723858852
It is called days before cows existed, where people were actually fighting for their lives and we didn't have shit like trannies or a world run over by jews
so yes, fuck you i would rather have no cheese than cheese with the current day implications
Anonymous No.723859278 [Report] >>723859349
>>723859016
light a match you lactose intolerant gas valve.
Anonymous No.723859349 [Report] >>723859434 >>723859923
>>723859278
ok butthurt cow
Anonymous No.723859434 [Report]
>>723859349
do you have a beef with dairy?
Anonymous No.723859923 [Report] >>723860003 >>723861865 >>723863086 >>723864467 >>723864737 >>723867780 >>723880476 >>723880703 >>723880764 >>723890605 >>723905513 >>723916190 >>723916943 >>723924307 >>723924450
>>723859349
>*farts gaseous methane in your face*
Anonymous No.723860003 [Report]
>>723859923
imagine the relief.
Anonymous No.723861865 [Report] >>723861943 >>723862659 >>723869598 >>723878041 >>723880764 >>723896821 >>723901373 >>723905513 >>723913891
>>723859923
these holes for veterinarians make me nauseous
more so than visiting a slaughterhouse
what the fuck have we done to these animals
Anonymous No.723861943 [Report] >>723862056
>>723861865
So you would prefer that thecow explodes? because they literally explode.
Anonymous No.723862056 [Report] >>723862253 >>723862659 >>723864542 >>723905513 >>723924425
>>723861943
I think he would prefer a world where we didn't breed exploding cows into existence just so we could feed the endless hordes of brown people who can't stop raping ever increasing populations into existence
Anonymous No.723862253 [Report] >>723862410 >>723906045
>>723862056
you are blaming the problem caused by judaism, but you are too pathetic and weak to actually point out the cause, and you instead hate on browns that are just there because the elites and joos want them to exist. Shut the fuck up and kill yourself.
Anonymous No.723862354 [Report]
>>723855103 (OP)
weef
Anonymous No.723862385 [Report] >>723862439 >>723862503 >>723865357 >>723897162 >>723920782
>>723855103 (OP)
>high level enemies are upgraded version of low level ones
Anonymous No.723862410 [Report] >>723862712
>>723862253
Worried you'll lose your meat processing plant job if people start noticing, jose?
Anonymous No.723862439 [Report]
>>723862385
HORSE
Anonymous No.723862503 [Report] >>723862574 >>723873690 >>723874581
>>723862385
Can that fucking thing even run?
Anonymous No.723862574 [Report]
>>723862503
can you?
Anonymous No.723862632 [Report]
>>723855454
If you let them have winter fur and then groom i
Anonymous No.723862659 [Report] >>723864046 >>723867789
>>723861865
>>723862056
>not my hecking animals!
Hellooooo reddit
Anonymous No.723862712 [Report] >>723864046
>>723862410
>again the retard blames the symptoms and not the cause
don't reply to me again, sub human.
Anonymous No.723863086 [Report]
>>723859923
Don't they puncture holes into cows if they have built up gas?
Anonymous No.723863789 [Report]
>>723855103 (OP)
Cute cow
Anonymous No.723863830 [Report] >>723864123 >>723867471 >>723873578 >>723882379 >>723918853
>>723855103 (OP)
möööööö :DDD
Anonymous No.723864040 [Report] >>723864169 >>723864204 >>723867780 >>723887893 >>723888510 >>723910690 >>723915906
>game has built in mod support
Anonymous No.723864046 [Report]
>>723862659
>>723862712
>Nooo not my heckin bipocs
Anonymous No.723864123 [Report]
>>723863830
YJK
Anonymous No.723864169 [Report] >>723864330 >>723866000 >>723867392 >>723884351
>>723864040
What's this? His stomach? Why this here? The fuck he shoving in there?
Anonymous No.723864204 [Report] >>723864312 >>723864330 >>723871757 >>723873817 >>723900726
>>723864040
Imagine installing this on yourself. No more spending hours on the toilet when you're constipated, just scoop that shit out and go straight back to gaming.
Anonymous No.723864312 [Report] >>723864416
>>723864204
???
just have a commode as a gaming chair
Anonymous No.723864330 [Report] >>723864416 >>723890267 >>723906630 >>723914189
>>723864169
Cows are retarded and eat shit like nails. They also can literally die if they eat a bunch of grain when they have been on a diet of just hay/pasture grazing. This lets you remove dangerous foreign objects and also allows them to side-brap away dangerous gas buildup levels.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannulated_cow
>>723864204
It's on (one of) the stomachs, (cows have multiple), not the colon/intestines. You're thinking of a colonoscopy bag, and they are not as fun as it may sound.
Anonymous No.723864364 [Report]
>>723855103 (OP)
Plushies are real?!??!
Anonymous No.723864416 [Report] >>723864474
>>723864312
The strain of pushing would mess with your aim, though.
>>723864330
No, I'm talking about installing a hole that goes straight to your testins so you can actually scoop shit out with your bear hands.
Anonymous No.723864447 [Report]
>>723855454
Cows get winter coats, even "normal" cows, (Jerseys, Holsteins).
Scottish Highlands a cute and also flufy.
Anonymous No.723864467 [Report]
>>723859923
Is it feasible to make a cow combust?
Anonymous No.723864474 [Report]
>>723864416
you only push during certain phases, if you're a pro and not just a shitter
Anonymous No.723864542 [Report] >>723864796 >>723866051
>>723862056
>Trying to make veganism a right wing thing
Anonymous No.723864737 [Report] >>723866020 >>723880721 >>723881218
>>723859923
now that's what I call a cowbustion engine!
Anonymous No.723864796 [Report] >>723865106
>>723864542
Nobody said anything about veganism but you certainly wouldn't need such comically enormous dysgenic mutant cows that can't even live normally without exploding and dying if the west didn't import infinite foreigners that breed infinitely
Anonymous No.723864959 [Report] >>723865112 >>723865152 >>723865267 >>723866015 >>723889625
Anonymous No.723865106 [Report] >>723865708
>>723864796
Sheep cannot survive without humans to shear them due to thick wool genes carefully bred into them dating back thousands of years.
Domestication begot dependent animals that suffer for humanities benefit.

Viewing suffering as a scale that should be lowered because "good" is the same approach that has driven vegans into being the most obnoxious faggots on social media.
Suffering is inevitable, the scale doesn't matter and in a world apathetic to suffering it is not our job to minimalize it regardless of whether or not we have the ability to function as moral agents.

The reality is, the sheep ain't going to form a revolution based on disdain for becoming genetic abominations, only other humans can do that, so moral consideration on the basis that the animal is sentient pointless.

Maybe, like, try not to force empathy on shit destined to suffer, the animal wouldn't do the same, even your house cats will eat your face when you die.
Anonymous No.723865112 [Report]
>>723864959
Absolutely fabulous.
Anonymous No.723865152 [Report]
>>723864959
why is it gay?
Anonymous No.723865210 [Report]
>>723855830
Easy on the philosophy there magritte von baudrillard
Anonymous No.723865267 [Report]
>>723864959
I hope he shit all over the show floor.
Anonymous No.723865357 [Report]
>>723862385
Damn the ass is fat
Anonymous No.723865616 [Report] >>723868381
Anonymous No.723865708 [Report] >>723882396 >>723921569
>>723865106
Maybe, like, not strawman with tumblr vegan sjws or whatever the fuck you're talking about. Cows didn't explode 50 years ago and that's all I'm talking about if you haven't noticed, maybe don't breed the cows so that they explode. I like happy cow meat not beef from a cow that had belly aches and fire lava farts for its entire life which produces meat that's just good and mass produced enough to feed hordes of foreigners who have subsisted on even worse meat for eons. The rest of your gay ass post is just sissy cope over some shit I don't care about.
Anonymous No.723865785 [Report] >>723866085 >>723866094 >>723867434 >>723874198 >>723901114 >>723919031 >>723919381 >>723923663 >>723924016
>boss is just a larger version of a regular enemy
Anonymous No.723866000 [Report] >>723888510
>>723864169
she's a cybercow
Anonymous No.723866015 [Report] >>723879508 >>723886178 >>723886685
>>723864959
This like bovine is ZESTY. Got a little SUGAR in his Cud.
Anonymous No.723866020 [Report]
>>723864737
heh
I appreciate you anon
Anonymous No.723866051 [Report]
>>723864542
Reminder that Nazis encouraged vegetarianism
Anonymous No.723866071 [Report] >>723869256
>>723857024
How would you feel if you did?
Anonymous No.723866085 [Report] >>723875997 >>723880752
>>723865785
his girth cannot be denied, brother
Anonymous No.723866094 [Report] >>723866158
>>723865785
>18ft diameter cowpies
Anonymous No.723866145 [Report] >>723890498
>>723856858
>Retard trying to dunk on a perceived idiot by repeating a much-parroted meme that proves he's smart and his opponent is not
>Doesn't even get the basic fucking art reference
Amazing stuff, it's the little things that make this shithole worth visiting.
Anonymous No.723866158 [Report]
>>723866094
just imagine accidentally stepping in one
you'd feel like a fool
Anonymous No.723867392 [Report]
>>723864169
Teabag.
Anonymous No.723867434 [Report] >>723875997 >>723876972 >>723921243 >>723923663
>>723865785
BUILT
FOR
BBQ
Anonymous No.723867464 [Report] >>723894204
Anonymous No.723867471 [Report] >>723867661
>>723863830
The actual Swedish way of spelling moo, is "mu" btw
Anonymous No.723867661 [Report]
>>723867471
Anonymous No.723867780 [Report] >>723873265 >>723884351
>>723864040
>>723859923
is this painful?
Anonymous No.723867789 [Report] >>723875258
>>723862659
>Reddit is when empathy with living beings
God am I glad I'm not you
Anonymous No.723867807 [Report] >>723867930 >>723869930 >>723914463 >>723919294
Anonymous No.723867930 [Report] >>723868436 >>723877858 >>723882683 >>723888490 >>723905818 >>723905905 >>723908650 >>723915176
>>723867807
why does every animal in existence rush to the turtle's aid
Anonymous No.723867935 [Report] >>723886879
>>723855661
>groom a cow
yikes
Anonymous No.723868381 [Report] >>723868527
>>723865616
>the witness
Anonymous No.723868436 [Report]
>>723867930
any one of them could be a ninja
Anonymous No.723868527 [Report]
>>723868381
underrated
Anonymous No.723869256 [Report]
>>723866071
Satiated
Anonymous No.723869598 [Report]
>>723861865
So jeets were just copying their sacred animals all this time? interesting
Anonymous No.723869784 [Report] >>723908445 >>723918314
>>723856858
The joke you are replying to requires both a hypothetical and a theory of mind to construct, you dolt.
Anonymous No.723869930 [Report] >>723901552
>>723867807
How does the bull knows the turtle needs help?
Anonymous No.723871757 [Report]
>>723864204
That is not how your digestive system works even if you did put that onto your stomach.
Anonymous No.723873152 [Report]
>all of these people using "he/him"
Anonymous No.723873265 [Report] >>723873628 >>723888254
>>723867780
she's a big girl
Anonymous No.723873578 [Report] >>723873912 >>723873992 >>723888346 >>723904802 >>723924961
>>723863830
He’s fucking that cow isn’t he
Anonymous No.723873628 [Report] >>723888254
>>723873265
for moo
Anonymous No.723873690 [Report]
>>723862503
Does it need to?
Anonymous No.723873817 [Report]
>>723864204
>1. saw hole in the seat of your gaming chair
>2. put bucket underneath

youre set until the bucket fills.
Anonymous No.723873842 [Report] >>723921670
>>723855513
I SEE SPY!
OOOOH THIS IS BAD!
Anonymous No.723873912 [Report]
>>723873578
It is a nice cow after all.
Anonymous No.723873992 [Report]
>>723873578
She better put out after he made her dinner.
Anonymous No.723874117 [Report]
>>723855830
Ceci n'est pas une vache.
Anonymous No.723874198 [Report] >>723875997
>>723865785
>when the girl you were hitting on shuts you down but tells you "hey anon my friend really wants to meet you, but she's a bit shy! wait here, imma go get her"
>you take a look around and see where this is going
Anonymous No.723874462 [Report] >>723878170
>>723855513
Mo-
Anonymous No.723874581 [Report] >>723875125
>>723862503
Who's he running from?
Anonymous No.723875125 [Report]
>>723874581
He's not!
He's running TO the toughest competition in town!
Anonymous No.723875258 [Report]
>>723867789
Not empathy. Uninformed sympathy
Anonymous No.723875353 [Report] >>723875659 >>723875705 >>723883935 >>723895151
Here's your rpg party
Anonymous No.723875659 [Report]
>>723875353
lol
Anonymous No.723875705 [Report]
>>723875353
Beautiful
Anonymous No.723875997 [Report] >>723916331
>>723866085
>>723867434
>>723874198
a steer, knickers as he's called in the video, is a castrated male bovine
he grew too fast and was too big for the slaughterhouse (abattoir) so they let him live and what you see is the result of letting that breed (holstein) live for several years
bulls (balls intact) typically grow bigger than steers
Anonymous No.723876972 [Report]
>>723867434
Anonymous No.723877738 [Report] >>723879063
>>723855103 (OP)
>player character can be interacted with
Anonymous No.723877858 [Report] >>723883480 >>723883638 >>723901232 >>723901964 >>723915379
>>723867930
Turtles are god's shopping cart test. Turtles aren't good for anything, they're just a rock with some stubby legs glued on. But every non evil animal, when they see it upside down, is compelled to right it so it can continue walking vaguely towards what it thinks is lettuce. You ever seen a wasp right a turtle? Of course not. That's because it's evil.
Anonymous No.723877929 [Report]
>>723859016
Your ancestors sucked and fucked their way for you to act like a faggot on the internet, tranny
Anonymous No.723877995 [Report]
>>723855103 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy8moBcKVIM
Anonymous No.723878041 [Report] >>723880412 >>723883757 >>723903739
>>723861865
damn, that's one hell of a tongue
imagine...
Anonymous No.723878152 [Report] >>723878550 >>723913292 >>723913617
>tfw no cowgod to bless your herds
Anonymous No.723878170 [Report]
>>723874462
Anonymous No.723878550 [Report]
>>723878152
Busenari is bused, one of the easier quests IIRC and you can just get a huge cow herd for it.
Anonymous No.723878702 [Report] >>723881052
Anonymous No.723878851 [Report] >>723898573
>>723855454
that pattern is the fate of all domesticated animal. Go read about russia's silver fox.
Anonymous No.723879063 [Report] >>723881791 >>723883791 >>723884290 >>723886802 >>723890302 >>723892191 >>723896461 >>723900310 >>723902546 >>723905552 >>723906289 >>723914783
>>723877738
Stuff like this makes me feel bad about eating them. Animals dont have malice in their hearts and yet we mistreat them, kill them and eat them. Really sad.
Anonymous No.723879508 [Report]
>>723866015
Underrated
Anonymous No.723879983 [Report]
>>723855830
The soul of the cow was exorbed into the image
Anonymous No.723880412 [Report]
>>723878041
Anonymous No.723880476 [Report] >>723889123
>>723859923
Firebreathing confirmed plausible.
Anonymous No.723880703 [Report]
>>723859923
Subsidize corn and try to figure out how to use it to justify said subsidies.
Anonymous No.723880721 [Report]
>>723864737
fucking lmao got me good
Anonymous No.723880752 [Report]
>>723866085
kek
Anonymous No.723880764 [Report]
>>723859923
sorry that was meant for >>723861865
Anonymous No.723880971 [Report]
>Boss is just a recolor but big
Anonymous No.723881052 [Report] >>723881605 >>723881991 >>723882070 >>723884094 >>723886640 >>723906248
>>723878702
ESL here, can someone explain the joke
Anonymous No.723881076 [Report]
obligatory
https://litter.catbox.moe/fg4f7cfyp94za2yb.webm
Anonymous No.723881165 [Report]
>>723855830
Enough with the transphobic remarks
Anonymous No.723881218 [Report]
>>723864737
:)
Anonymous No.723881353 [Report]
Anyone played the new alone in the darks?
Anonymous No.723881605 [Report] >>723895641
>>723881052
Boomer tools
Anonymous No.723881791 [Report] >>723890393
>>723879063
You can love them, treat them well, and then kill and eat them. The fact that the calf exists at all is because of the industry it serves, but you can still give it a good life, and hope that the butcher you take it to ends it without suffering like thry are supposed to.
Anonymous No.723881991 [Report]
>>723881052
>"Haha, don't these seem like the sort of tools a cow would use?"
That's it, boomer humor.
Anonymous No.723882070 [Report]
>>723881052
The idea is that if cows had tools they would be just as incomprehensible to humans as human tools are, presumably, to cows.
Anonymous No.723882379 [Report] >>723910586
>>723863830
cute, this warms my vegan heart <3
Anonymous No.723882396 [Report] >>723882486
>>723865708
Happy cow meat still exists.
Anonymous No.723882486 [Report] >>723883032 >>723910937
>>723882396
I mean is it really that unreasonable for us to afford them a fucking brush in their lives? Fucking inhumane bastards.
Anonymous No.723882683 [Report] >>723890302 >>723899390
>>723867930
Animals are innately good we just live in a society that incentivizes evil because the psychopaths won out over the schizophrenics.
Anonymous No.723882801 [Report] >>723883038 >>723883071
Why must such cute animals be so delicious
Anonymous No.723883032 [Report] >>723892768
>>723882486
For me, it's hooftrimming with my boy Nate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLrhdxvSnsc
Anonymous No.723883038 [Report]
>>723882801
Bred to be a delight for the eyes and a delight for the mouth. Not much for the nose or ears.
Anonymous No.723883071 [Report] >>723883175 >>723886878
>>723882801
Same principle, but with taste
Anonymous No.723883154 [Report] >>723883296
Watch dominion dot org
;)
Anonymous No.723883175 [Report] >>723884826 >>723887037 >>723911354 >>723924649
>>723883071
Sometimes how something this fucking stupid could ever find its way onto the internet.
Anonymous No.723883296 [Report]
>>723883154
Worst movie ive ever watched.
Anonymous No.723883359 [Report] >>723883434 >>723884474 >>723896234
name 5 cow games
Anonymous No.723883434 [Report]
>>723883359
Earthworm Jim
Earthworm Jim 2
Earthworm Jim 3D
Earthworm Jim (gameboy)
Earthworm Jim 2 (Sega CD)
Anonymous No.723883480 [Report]
>>723877858
Now that you say that, I wonder if any kind of Beetles would see an upside down turtle and try to flip it right side up again?
Anonymous No.723883638 [Report] >>723883758 >>723884902 >>723887065 >>723919294
>>723877858
Turtles are bastards. They'll fight anything. The embodiment of "No - YOU move"
Anonymous No.723883757 [Report] >>723883893
>>723878041
They're very coarse, almost like wet sandpaper
t. grew up on a farm.
Anonymous No.723883758 [Report]
>>723883638
I want to pet a Lion so bad.
Anonymous No.723883791 [Report] >>723884049 >>723884242
>>723879063
The only bad thing is wasting food because it means that a portion of the animal's life went to literally nothing.

I've heard there are some agricultural schools that have young children raise an egg all the way to an adult chicken, and then they have to butcher it at the end. The intent is to instill an appreciation for life and to be thankful for where our food comes from.
Something like that would do wonders for the wider populace because you have millions of people out there who are entirely disconnected from the very process that feeds them. They may "know" that we get meat from animals, but they feel morally absolved from the whole equation.

I'm also reminded of that one Japanese dude who raised a piglet for 100 days with daily videos on youtube, with the title literally being "I will eat this pig in 100 days". Then there was outrage when the 100th day came around and he actually got it butchered and processed.
Anonymous No.723883893 [Report] >>723883990 >>723884090
>>723883757
shame
https://youtu.be/8mu0IIB12SQ?t=189
Anonymous No.723883935 [Report]
>>723875353
kek
Anonymous No.723883964 [Report] >>723886616
Anonymous No.723883990 [Report]
>>723883893
forgot the timestamp 03:09
Anonymous No.723884049 [Report] >>723884645
>>723883791
Humans like that don't even realize they're human. We don't like killing cute animals, even if we enjoy their meat. It's not hypocritical more than it's literally who we are as a species.
Anonymous No.723884090 [Report] >>723884653
>>723883893
let me guess, some troon whined about catcalling?
Anonymous No.723884094 [Report]
>>723881052
Cow tools. They're utter-ly useless! Ha!
Anonymous No.723884107 [Report]
>>723855830
The light of the pixels symbolizes the cow.
Anonymous No.723884242 [Report] >>723884645
>>723883791
>I'm also reminded of that one Japanese dude who raised a piglet for 100 days with daily videos on youtube, with the title literally being "I will eat this pig in 100 days". Then there was outrage when the 100th day came around and he actually got it butchered and processed.
I thought he butchered a different pig or was that a different person?
Anonymous No.723884290 [Report] >>723884951
>>723879063
You don't have to mistreat them you know?
Laws go to great lengths to ensure animals are treated well in 1st world nations.
Anonymous No.723884351 [Report] >>723884445
>>723864169
>>723867780
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannulated_cow
Anonymous No.723884445 [Report] >>723884525 >>723884860 >>723886768 >>723886956 >>723894413
>>723884351
>A cannula acts as a porthole-like device that allows access to the rumen of a cow, to perform research and analysis of the digestive system and to allow veterinarians to transplant rumen contents from one cow to another.

Thats just wrong, dude. What if I opened your belly and took out the food and put into my belly?
Anonymous No.723884474 [Report]
>>723883359
Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons (All of them)
Anonymous No.723884525 [Report] >>723884609 >>723884636
>>723884445
Did you know that you can get literal shit in pill-form and you eat those to fix stomach-issues? Practically the same thing.
Anonymous No.723884609 [Report]
>>723884525
Tapeworms too. Not recommended.
Anonymous No.723884636 [Report] >>723885260 >>723885684
>>723884525
>you can get
how
Anonymous No.723884645 [Report] >>723885009
>>723884049
Oh yeah, there's nothing wrong with it. It's just how things have come to be.
The sad thing is people who think meat is literally like pic related and don't understand that a sentient life was snuffed out to make their chicken tenders appear on their plate.
I never used to care much as a kid, but food waste (especially meat) has become something that really grinds my gears as I've grown older.

>>723884242
I think you're right, it was a different pig and the whole thing was just a stunt to try and get people talking about food-animal welfare and stuff.
Anonymous No.723884653 [Report] >>723891896
>>723884090
don't know, it's modern blizzard, they could very much do it by just themselves
but, that's not the point here
Anonymous No.723884824 [Report] >>723887234 >>723903553
>game has fast travel
Anonymous No.723884826 [Report] >>723917291
>>723883175
It was written be Roald Dahl
And is absolutely true
Anonymous No.723884860 [Report]
>>723884445
That'd be pretty funny
Anonymous No.723884902 [Report] >>723885007 >>723916017
>>723883638
feline, flee
Anonymous No.723884951 [Report] >>723885810 >>723888087
>>723884290
Anonymous No.723885007 [Report] >>723885220 >>723885241 >>723885405 >>723885410 >>723890251 >>723918934
>>723884902
How do animals know what to do in these situations? Cant be experience because failing once equals certain death.
Anonymous No.723885009 [Report]
>>723884645
I always clean my plate in respect for the animals and plants.
Anonymous No.723885202 [Report] >>723885447
What do you think it tastes like?
Anonymous No.723885220 [Report] >>723885378
>>723885007
Genetic instincts from evolution. The ones that did stuff like that survived to breed so the behaviour gets written down and passed on in their genes, with each subsequent generation slowly and gradually strenghtening viable instincts.
Anonymous No.723885241 [Report]
>>723885007
millions of years of natural selection
Anonymous No.723885260 [Report]
>>723884636
It's for lactose intolerant people.
Anonymous No.723885378 [Report] >>723924783
>>723885220
That's one way information can transcend generations, but it's extremely slow.
The other, for animals with more cognitive capability, is teaching ie. a parent can teach their child certain behaviors. This transfers a lot more information down the descendants than evolution by natural selection.
And the nuclear fuel of this area is writing, which only humans have, which is way, way, way faster and transmits a lot more information from the knowledge of past people to new humans than evolution ever could.
Anonymous No.723885405 [Report]
>>723885007
The ones who didn't have the very specific kind of autism to do that exact thing in that exact situation got killed so now only the ones with that specific kind of autism exist
Anonymous No.723885410 [Report]
>>723885007
years of breeding survivable traits
Anonymous No.723885447 [Report]
>>723885202
>Thought it was a dead cow covered in maggots
>Turns out its just a fat fuck
Anonymous No.723885645 [Report]
My boy Dallawan will soon be 5 stars, I just need more XL shards, I'm almost there...
Anonymous No.723885684 [Report]
>>723884636
Calm down ranjeesh.
Anonymous No.723885753 [Report]
>>723856858
*hadn't eaten
Anonymous No.723885810 [Report]
>>723884951
>mark of the jew
Not american so I don't understand what you're implying.
Anonymous No.723885894 [Report] >>723886245 >>723898528
Anonymous No.723886178 [Report]
>>723866015
was gonna call 'im zesty as well but you did it better than i could've
Anonymous No.723886245 [Report] >>723886457 >>723898528
>>723885894
>this made boomers shit and piss themselves from laughter
Anonymous No.723886457 [Report] >>723886551 >>723919993
>>723886245
You wouldn't get it.
Anonymous No.723886473 [Report] >>723921728
>>723856858
How would you feel if you ever had an original thought in your head?
Anonymous No.723886498 [Report] >>723886992
Would there be any way to harvest the methane that cows produce to be used in place of natural gas?
Anonymous No.723886551 [Report]
>>723886457
loool
Anonymous No.723886616 [Report]
>>723883964
my dog does the exact same thing kek
Anonymous No.723886640 [Report] >>723895148
>>723881052
Anonymous No.723886685 [Report] >>723887258
>>723866015
lol
Anonymous No.723886768 [Report]
>>723884445
that's an actual treatment for some gut biome related diseases
Anonymous No.723886802 [Report]
>>723879063
I think it's fine if you find it on your own system to no longer want to eat meat after seeing stuff like this- you're a human, you're a higher level of animal, you can make judgements against your baser instincts and compensate with knowledge (knowing how to optimise a vegetarian or vegan diet to compensate for the meat loss- we eat too much meat in the modern day anyway). I think the problem is when you try to force others to go along with that too. I know a vegan couple who easily buys meat for their dog and it shouldn't be remarkable to see something so obvious be done but it is
Anonymous No.723886878 [Report]
>>723883071
>Griffith apologists
Anonymous No.723886879 [Report] >>723887003 >>723907759
>>723867935
In Soviet Russia, cow grooms (you)!
Anonymous No.723886950 [Report] >>723887436 >>723887691
Don't cows kill people every year?
Anonymous No.723886956 [Report]
>>723884445
You know you can transplant even your shit right?
Anonymous No.723886992 [Report]
>>723886498
Yeah, just need a large building and custom ventilation, gas separation systems, tanks, pumps etc.
Not even that hard to do, and the idea has been around for a while. Just not economically feasible.
Anonymous No.723887003 [Report] >>723887225 >>723891674
>>723886879
More like cow grooms MOO haha
Anonymous No.723887037 [Report]
>>723883175
the hands that wrote this post:
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>>723883638
I laughed when the lion looked directly at the camera with that 'can you believe the crap I have to put up with' face.
Anonymous No.723887151 [Report]
Where are all the knights Varka took with him?
Anonymous No.723887153 [Report]
>>723855830
It is the platonic ideal of a cow, so therefore it is a cow
Anonymous No.723887185 [Report]
>Why yes, I do avoid unecessary conflicts with turtles.
Anonymous No.723887225 [Report]
>>723887003
How true!
How moo!
Anonymous No.723887234 [Report]
>>723884824
too slow
Anonymous No.723887239 [Report]
>>723855103 (OP)
MOOOOOOOO~
Anonymous No.723887258 [Report] >>723889376 >>723890341
>>723886685
I get so jealous of people with exotic pets but I am having a hard time with Rats. A duck would never last with me.
Anonymous No.723887314 [Report] >>723889156
>>723856858
Ce n'est pas un petit déjeuner
Anonymous No.723887357 [Report]
>>723856858
These are the kind of fags who roam /lit/ 24/7 btw
Anonymous No.723887436 [Report]
>>723886950
You'll know for sure soon enough
Anonymous No.723887691 [Report]
>>723886950
People kill cows in the hundreds of millions every year.
Anonymous No.723887841 [Report]
>>723856858
made me physically cringe
Anonymous No.723887893 [Report] >>723903057
>>723864040
Anonymous No.723888087 [Report] >>723888160
>>723884951
Exactly, kosher slaughter is near-instant and painless and way ahead of any other method being used 4000 years ago.
Anonymous No.723888160 [Report] >>723888353 >>723888641
>>723888087
whats the process? Curious.
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>>723873265
>>723873628
underrated
Anonymous No.723888346 [Report]
>>723873578
Does it look like he has a choice?
Anonymous No.723888353 [Report] >>723888602
>>723888160
They slit it's throat, then throw it on the floor to bleed out slowly. Much like other subhumans, they drag the torture out for as long as possible.
Anonymous No.723888490 [Report] >>723889243
>>723867930
in the wild tortoises build shelters and share them with the rest of the ecosystem in emergency cases but that's if they can fit in the burrows. No idea why larger animals help them out when they are flipped.
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>>723864040
>>723866000
Digits confirm.
Why do cows have better augmentations than humans IRL?
Anonymous No.723888602 [Report] >>723888758 >>723888830 >>723888941
Cow's are humanities companion. Thank your steak as you eat it.

>>723888353
That's how muslims make halal meat. You mean it's the same for jews?
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>>723855661
grooming? like discording grooming?
Anonymous No.723888641 [Report]
>>723888160
They slit the throat deeply with a large knife with a perfect edge (a single nick disqualifies it). The cow bleeds out in a few seconds or less.
Arguably modern "bullet to the head" methods are even quicker, but they didn't have that tech when the Bible was written.
Anonymous No.723888726 [Report]
SHAZOOOO!
Anonymous No.723888758 [Report]
>>723888602
Yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shechita
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Anonymous No.723888830 [Report]
>>723888602
Of course its the same, they are abrahamic religions.
Anonymous No.723888941 [Report] >>723889292 >>723925187
>>723888602
Cows, pigs and other livestock should be killed more humanely and treated with respect and I hate the way the meat industry has made it more convenient. It's not even cheaper anymore and meat is just rotting on the shelves, so what's the point?
Anonymous No.723889123 [Report] >>723918626
>>723880476
It should give you an idea of what dragons would smell like.
Anonymous No.723889156 [Report] >>723892063
>>723887314
I'll take APE TIT for 500, Alex.
Anonymous No.723889243 [Report] >>723893871
>>723888490
>if there’s any blood in that living, blood-based creature when you eat it, then your ass is going straight to hell
why did we let this shit take over the whole planet
Anonymous No.723889292 [Report]
>>723888941
Just don't live in the US.
Anonymous No.723889376 [Report]
>>723887258
ducks leave disgusting messes of watery shit behind, making them bad indoor pets and rats constantly shit and piss every 10 or so minutes. How anyone puts up with this is beyond me.
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>>723864959
twilight if he real
Anonymous No.723889706 [Report]
>>723855830
AN IMAGE OF WHAT
Anonymous No.723890251 [Report]
>>723885007
I imagine it's similar to how a sleeping person is able to scratch an itch and push away objects that are bothering them. Your body just knows.
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>>723864330
colostomy not colonoscopy
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>>723879063
>>723882683
Shut up with your hippie shit, coexist with my fist!
Anonymous No.723890341 [Report] >>723890530 >>723916467
>>723887258
Rats are one of the best pets you can get except they die too fast
Anonymous No.723890393 [Report]
>>723881791
This is why I hate factory farming but don't swear off all meat
Anonymous No.723890498 [Report] >>723907182
>>723866145
And you are the retard getting baited and thinking you outsmarted another retard, yep, this place is amazing to argue with narcissistic dunning kruegers
Anonymous No.723890530 [Report] >>723891095
>>723890341
I wish I could get them to like me. I bought them from a breeder but they are skittish of me even after months of trying to bond.
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>>723859923
Imagine the cow does an inside job fart, it would explode in 1000 pieces, that would be fucking badass
Anonymous No.723891009 [Report] >>723891123 >>723891982
>game has a driving segment
Anonymous No.723891095 [Report] >>723891582
>>723890530
Huh, might be those rats in particular. They're social animals so they warm up to people pretty fast in my experience. Maybe you got a couple of assholes
Anonymous No.723891123 [Report]
>>723891009
he is fast!
Anonymous No.723891582 [Report]
>>723891095
It happened when I had a budgie too, I've had no success with pets except dogs and I don't know why. It makes me feel bad.
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>>723887003
Top jej
Anonymous No.723891896 [Report] >>723892149 >>723899148
>>723884653
Based /sdg/ anon
Anonymous No.723891982 [Report]
>>723891009
>modded GTA:SA 8-Track race
Anonymous No.723892063 [Report] >>723894217
>>723889156
I wonder what Norm is up to today.
Anonymous No.723892149 [Report]
>>723891896
sometimes there's gold in that dirt there
Anonymous No.723892191 [Report]
>>723879063
one of the tenants of Pythagoreanism is abstaining from consuming meat. Causing unnecessary harm to an animal diminishes human dignity. It's no surprise that a cult derived from pure logic would come to the conclusion that slaying animals is immoral unless the animal poses a threat. Pythagoras was basically the font of all western knowledge from geometry, music theory and the beauty of the golden ratio. It's a shame that geometry is the only grain of his knowledge most people encounter.
Anonymous No.723892768 [Report] >>723895757
>>723883032
Why waste time with doing that to cows that will get butchered soon anyway?
Anonymous No.723893101 [Report] >>723898512
>Game has quick time events
Anonymous No.723893440 [Report]
>>723855513
MOO-
WOOOHAHAHHAHAHA
Anonymous No.723893871 [Report]
>>723889243
Huh? Surely you are not referring to Christianity, which does not forbid eating blood. Salvation is by faith in Christ, not by keeping the Torah. >THEREFORE LET NO ONE PASS JUDGMENT ON YOU IN QUESTIONS OF FOOD AND DRINK… THESE ARE A SHADOW OF THE THINGS TO COME, BUT THE SUBSTANCE BELONGS TO CHRIST.
Anonymous No.723894204 [Report] >>723896291 >>723902089 >>723924875
>>723867464
perfectly showing that females breeding for looks over survival ruins a species
Anonymous No.723894217 [Report] >>723896617
>>723892063
He's been dead for awhile now, pal
Anonymous No.723894413 [Report] >>723894534
>>723884445
Dang imagine eating delicious food and then you can just take it out and put healthy yucky food in. Nature BTFO.
Anonymous No.723894534 [Report]
>>723894413
>Eat a nice meal
>Elon Musk takes his hourly tithe from my stomach
>Hungry again

I hate being the cannulated human
Anonymous No.723894627 [Report] >>723895143
Cows are so cute
Anonymous No.723895143 [Report] >>723895591 >>723895947
>>723894627
They're fat fucks
Anonymous No.723895148 [Report] >>723896019
>>723886640
Nooooo my 15 hour essay on that comic is ruined!!!!
Anonymous No.723895151 [Report]
>>723875353
very nice
Anonymous No.723895591 [Report]
>>723895143
Yeah but they're cute fat fucks.
Anonymous No.723895641 [Report]
>>723881605
>prehistory of the farside
i love that book
Anonymous No.723895757 [Report]
>>723892768
Brown hands made this post.
Anonymous No.723895947 [Report] >>723896194
>>723895143
Isn't that cannibalism?
Anonymous No.723896019 [Report]
>>723895148
make it into a video like this and I will watch it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw
Anonymous No.723896194 [Report]
>>723895947
The recent study confirmed they aren't actually related
Anonymous No.723896234 [Report]
>>723883359
Them's Fightin' Herds
Anonymous No.723896291 [Report]
>>723894204
Anonymous No.723896360 [Report] >>723909548
Anonymous No.723896370 [Report] >>723896482 >>723917938
The last time I saw a cow boss in a game was Conker's Bad Fur Day with the diarrhea cow
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Anonymous No.723896461 [Report] >>723900310 >>723906761
>>723879063
I hope lab-grown meat ever becomes a reality
Anonymous No.723896482 [Report] >>723917568 >>723917938
>>723896370
I don't think that was a boss. That was just a cow that shits itself. Weird thing to think about, anon.
Anonymous No.723896532 [Report] >>723896728 >>723896750 >>723896898 >>723919604
Anonymous No.723896617 [Report] >>723902120 >>723916838
>>723894217
Dead? I didn't even know he was sick
Anonymous No.723896716 [Report]
i
like
COW
Anonymous No.723896728 [Report]
>>723896532
SKREEEEEE
Anonymous No.723896750 [Report]
>>723896532
Is that real?
Anonymous No.723896821 [Report] >>723896997 >>723897625 >>723902057 >>723905604 >>723912464 >>723916532 >>723924746 >>723924936
>>723861865
You are a predator faggot, we are designed to eat meat, in fact the reason you have such a big brain is because your ancestors ate cooked meat......predators don't give a fuck about the well being of their food, here's a heckin' wholesome Coca Cola polar bear eating a whale that is still alive while wriggling in UNGODLY AGONY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7QkoTx6vVM
Anonymous No.723896898 [Report]
>>723896532
>le vitiligo!
Fucking nature is woke
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>>723896821
I dont think this is sponsored by Cocal Cola...
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>>723862385
Is that Chun-Li?
Anonymous No.723897625 [Report]
>>723896821
>the ---ONLY--- reason
Slightly ftfy
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>>723893101
Damn, nice catch.
Anonymous No.723898528 [Report]
>>723885894
>>723886245
pet the cow
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>>723878851
Anonymous No.723899148 [Report]
>>723891896
I go in drop my daily rat and dip out before the shit posts start. Shame cause some of the people in there are cool. Like the jerboa guy
Anonymous No.723899390 [Report] >>723899463
>>723882683
I like the idea of a metaphysical view of the world that's like a Zoroastrian cosmic battle between good and evil, only it's psychopathy and schizophrenia waging spiritual war through the possession of mankind.
Anonymous No.723899463 [Report]
>>723899390
What would a world with schizophrenia as the winner look like?
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>>723896461
>>723879063

disgusting
their controlled deaths are the ultimate mercy and benefit given unto you by god
Anonymous No.723900726 [Report] >>723907207
>>723864204
GO TO THE BATHROOM
Anonymous No.723900759 [Report]
Also cows
Anonymous No.723901063 [Report]
imagine...
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>>723865785
Bröther may I have some hay
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>>723877858
This is an amazing post
Thank you
Anonymous No.723901373 [Report]
>>723861865
cannulae are actually good for cows. stop wallowing in ignorance
Anonymous No.723901526 [Report]
HOG TIED
Anonymous No.723901552 [Report]
>>723869930
>see animal walking
>recognize that animals can walk
>see animal not walking, but upside down
>recognize that upside down animal should, infact, be rightside up
Anonymous No.723901964 [Report] >>723902476
>>723877858
I can think of another, better reason why wasps don't right turtles.
Anonymous No.723902057 [Report] >>723918728
>>723896821
We are omnivores, and meat is not that important for our diets.
Anonymous No.723902089 [Report] >>723902783
>>723894204
The human races with best looking women are also the ones with the highest IQ though
Anonymous No.723902120 [Report]
>>723896617
Unfathomably based
Anonymous No.723902362 [Report] >>723902537
Anonymous No.723902476 [Report] >>723906053 >>723910321
>>723901964
Yeah, they can't get their heads in the game.
Anonymous No.723902537 [Report] >>723904361
>>723902362
it do be like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NgzYdc4uos
Anonymous No.723902546 [Report] >>723905552 >>723906343
>>723879063
you are a predator, you exist right now because of millions of years of predation hyper evolved you to be a sappy self-hating piece of shit
Anonymous No.723902684 [Report] >>723902856
god it feels so fucking good triggering all these pathetic empathycels, every single time there is some faggot filth animal thread you get to just shit all over them, it's fucking DELICIOUS
Anonymous No.723902783 [Report]
>>723902089
IQ is no more significant than tarot.
Anonymous No.723902856 [Report]
>>723902684
Simple things amuse simple people.
Anonymous No.723903057 [Report]
>>723887893
I mean, I'm no doctor...
Anonymous No.723903553 [Report]
>>723884824
all the kingdom's water flows under his ass
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>>723878041
newborn calves suck on anything you stick near their mouths
yes, someone posted a video here some time ago
Anonymous No.723904361 [Report]
>>723902537
litter tray next to the bed
what the fuck
Anonymous No.723904802 [Report] >>723905581
>>723873578
>Husband brings a cow home and says "This is the pig I've been sleeping with."
>Wife retorts "That's a cow, not a pig. Idiot."
>He responds "I wasn't talking to you."
Anonymous No.723904936 [Report]
>>723856858
Anonymous No.723905513 [Report]
>>723859923
>the cow slowly realizing that the flame is coming from her farts out of that stupid pipe on her stomach

>>723861865
keep in mind that we do worse to ourselves. most cows live in free range doing fuck all but eating grass and farting and following some stupid farmer all day until butcher day. Yeah the factory cows get it bad, and the family farming cows have it best as a worshipped queen.

>>723862056
cute but most exported meat goes to the pinkskin fatfucks who die to a heart attack because they can't pay for healthcare at 17 on your favorie first world countries, your brown fetish people live off small farms with smaller cows, if they ever get to eat meat in the first place.
Anonymous No.723905552 [Report]
>>723879063
take the vegetarian pill

>>723902546
based
because of it i have the means to do whatever the hell I want
Anonymous No.723905581 [Report]
>>723904802
Anonymous No.723905604 [Report]
>>723896821
>0 bio knowledge retard
>commercial brand drone
many such cases
Anonymous No.723905620 [Report]
What is the strongest cow in videogames, /v/?
Anonymous No.723905818 [Report]
>>723867930
they remember their debt to the turtle
Anonymous No.723905905 [Report]
>>723867930
They don't want to be shot by a blade runner.
Anonymous No.723906045 [Report]
>>723862253
They both suck lol
Anonymous No.723906053 [Report] >>723910549 >>723912910 >>723918819
>>723902476
what do you even do in this situation
Anonymous No.723906248 [Report]
>>723881052
capitalism
Anonymous No.723906289 [Report] >>723906474 >>723907069
>>723879063
do you feel bad when your work causes someone else to lose theirs and starve?
Anonymous No.723906343 [Report]
>>723902546
this man is a predator
Anonymous No.723906403 [Report]
>>723855103 (OP)
Who dry-cleaned the cow?
Anonymous No.723906474 [Report]
>>723906289
Human suffering is good tho
Anonymous No.723906619 [Report] >>723906719 >>723908128
animals make animals suffer
humans make animals suffer
but at least humans make somewhat comfortable environments for the animals, plus no painful deaths (for the most part)
tldr - eat meat, it's good for you
Anonymous No.723906630 [Report]
>>723864330
People talking Cyberpunk shit but we already live in it. Humans been manipulating animals and ourselves for centuries and we are just continuing to do so, just with metal and plastics.
Anonymous No.723906719 [Report]
>>723906619
humans are animals too
Anonymous No.723906761 [Report] >>723910159
>>723896461
I thin it already is
Just stupidly expensive and still not all the way there
Anonymous No.723907069 [Report]
>>723906289
HR "people" obviously don't care
Anonymous No.723907182 [Report] >>723909820
>>723890498
>yet another retard falls for the bait
KEK
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>>723900726
not yet
Anonymous No.723907759 [Report] >>723908489
>>723886879
based
Anonymous No.723908128 [Report] >>723908619
>>723906619
Don't eat or support halal meats or halal, or just islam in general.
Anonymous No.723908445 [Report]
>>723869784
>Dark Age scouting in AoE 2
Anonymous No.723908489 [Report]
>>723907759
JUN is my god and Mizone is my prophet
Anonymous No.723908619 [Report]
>>723908128
where did islam come from lmao
Anonymous No.723908650 [Report]
>>723867930
I feel like it's just curiousity
You see something helpless flailing around and you want to see how it reacts to being righted
Anonymous No.723909460 [Report] >>723909889
YOU IDIOTS
ALL COWS ARE FEMALE

Back at the barnyard has done irreparable damage
Anonymous No.723909548 [Report]
>>723896360
WE MUST BE BETTER COWS
Anonymous No.723909820 [Report] >>723910527
>>723907182
>I am le pretending guise i le swear!!!!!
I wasn't even responding to the bait post, u mongoloid keklmao
Anonymous No.723909889 [Report]
>>723909460
What about Larry the Cow?
Anonymous No.723910159 [Report]
>>723906761
Which means it's not REALLY a reality.
I'll only eat lab-grown meat when it fulfills:
>Safety
>Taste
>Price
in order of importance.
Anonymous No.723910321 [Report]
>>723902476
Is he okay?
Anonymous No.723910425 [Report]
>>723855103 (OP)
>lust provoking image
Anonymous No.723910527 [Report] >>723914592
>>723909820
not him or him and i didn't read the post chain but you definitely got btfo'd and are coping
Anonymous No.723910549 [Report]
>>723906053
keep a hold of yourself and don't lose your head
Anonymous No.723910586 [Report]
>>723882379
Your vegan heart is atrophying due to lack of essential amino acids.
Anonymous No.723910690 [Report]
>>723864040
>Combine Trans-Cow Army
Anonymous No.723910937 [Report] >>723913052
>>723882486
Anonymous No.723911028 [Report]
>>723856858
>make joke about niggers
>americans seethe
lmao
Anonymous No.723911354 [Report]
>>723883175
it's true doe
Anonymous No.723911730 [Report] >>723912887 >>723913223 >>723917921
Life imitates memes
Anonymous No.723912464 [Report]
>>723896821
And yet our species only really got it's kickstart after the invention of agriculture.
Anonymous No.723912887 [Report]
>>723911730
Live your best life, slut.
Anonymous No.723912910 [Report]
>>723906053
just be yourself
Anonymous No.723913052 [Report] >>723914595
>>723910937
Anonymous No.723913147 [Report]
Anonymous No.723913206 [Report]
Anonymous No.723913223 [Report]
>>723911730
BVILT FOR BIG BISON COCK
Anonymous No.723913292 [Report]
>>723878152
A cow god would bless the cows, not the human's herd
Anonymous No.723913617 [Report]
>>723878152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hha-3aWEtGI
Anonymous No.723913891 [Report]
>>723861865
All domesticated animals are actually inbred. Wild animals have much more genetic diversity than domesticated animals and the wild ancestor of domestic cattle, called the aurochs, became extinct when the last one died in Poland in 1627
Anonymous No.723914189 [Report]
>>723864330
Cows suffer less from colic compared to horses, though. Cows actually have a more efficient digestive system than horses, which is why cow owners are usually less paranoid about stomach aches compared to horse owners.
Anonymous No.723914291 [Report] >>723917759
Moo
Anonymous No.723914463 [Report]
>>723867807
it's coded in all of our dna
Anonymous No.723914592 [Report]
>>723910527
I was both of these three anons btw, everyone got baited.
Anonymous No.723914595 [Report] >>723914929 >>723918257 >>723920402
>>723913052
I like its happy hops at the end
Anonymous No.723914783 [Report] >>723915282
>>723879063
Some animals are natural psychopaths / sociopaths.

>Studies show that some chimpanzees exhibit traits similar to those associated with sociopathy and psychopathy in humans, including a lack of empathy, meanness, aggression, and manipulative behavior. Long-term field research, including influential studies by primatologist Jane Goodall, found that lethal aggression among chimps is an innate, natural behavior, not just a result of human interference.
Anonymous No.723914929 [Report]
>>723914595
Really thought that was a cock at first.
Anonymous No.723915164 [Report] >>723915452
Anonymous No.723915176 [Report]
>>723867930
My theory is that they think tortoises are cute and feel bad when they see the tortoises struggling.
Anonymous No.723915282 [Report]
>>723914783
Is it really that surprising? People act like humans are unique but the neural makeup of our brains really isn't that different from most mammals, sure we are much more intelligent but the mechanisms that make some of us moody, unpredictable and psychotic are still there in the brains of other organisms.
Anonymous No.723915379 [Report]
>>723877858
I don't think wasps are mentally advanced enough to have anything similar to empathy at all.
Anonymous No.723915452 [Report] >>723917217
>>723915164
wtf is this real
Anonymous No.723915906 [Report]
>>723864040
>ioykhbtra
Anonymous No.723916017 [Report]
>>723884902
Anonymous No.723916190 [Report]
>>723859923
>farten flammen
Anonymous No.723916331 [Report]
>>723875997
Year only way knickers is getting turned into steaks is custom kill butcher with a wobbly crane.
Anonymous No.723916467 [Report]
>>723890341
the only "convenient" aspect of owning a rat is that on their own theyre not a decade long commitment, but their treatments are expensive, they destroy your shit and often get sick during their short lives, might as well get an animal that you dont have to constantly tame, socialize and then replace again so their living mates dont feel lonely. The rat owner to animal hoarder pipeline is real
Rats are very loving, fun, easy to train but they are extremely stressful if you're away from home most of the day
Anonymous No.723916532 [Report]
>>723896821
>polar bear eating a whale
>it's just a seal
yeah thanks
Anonymous No.723916619 [Report]
>>723856858
But doctor, I am Pagliacci
Anonymous No.723916838 [Report]
>>723896617
Anonymous No.723916943 [Report]
>>723859923
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Anonymous No.723917217 [Report]
>>723915452
Yes.
Anonymous No.723917291 [Report]
>>723884826
Which has disastrous implications for the allegations against him, because he LOOKED like a decrepit sex pest even before he was actually an old man.
Anonymous No.723917343 [Report]
>>723855103 (OP)
this cow has a DO NOT EAT aura, is unsettling.
Anonymous No.723917568 [Report] >>723917938
>>723896482
They were part of a cow boss fight, they just weren't the cow you were fighting.
Anonymous No.723917759 [Report]
>>723914291
Looks like it's giggling trying not to say something
Anonymous No.723917921 [Report]
>>723911730
huh, i didn't know bisons were that big
Anonymous No.723917938 [Report]
>>723896482
>>723896370
>>723917568
>distinctly remember being fascinated with the diarrhea scene, something about seeing a prim and proper lady spewing mud out of her ass
>somehow managed to avoid becoming a scat fetishist

Thank God
Anonymous No.723918257 [Report] >>723920228
>>723914595
>horse breaks leg?
>yeah, sorry, gotta kill it. no other way
>meanwhile this one just gets a prosthesis
Anonymous No.723918314 [Report]
>>723869784
Free but at what cost
Anonymous No.723918626 [Report]
>>723889123
haha...
Anonymous No.723918728 [Report]
>>723902057
>We are omnivores
we are not lmao
go look up which enzymes are in the stomachs of apes vs ours
you're either stupid or a jew
Anonymous No.723918819 [Report]
>>723906053
think outside the box
Anonymous No.723918853 [Report]
>>723863830
It's like it wants him to starve and eat it, somebody get this cow some cownseling
Anonymous No.723918934 [Report]
>>723885007
there is information compressed and encoded into DNA
now, what machine could have built it...
Anonymous No.723919031 [Report] >>723919381
>>723865785
>that basketball player just coming out of nowhere
Anonymous No.723919294 [Report]
>>723883638
>>723867807
It's funny how animals have evolved to not even bother trying to eat turtles but you try to bite it you'd fuck up your teeth and basically die because you can't hunt or eat food anymore
Anonymous No.723919381 [Report]
>>723865785
>>723919031
>Sport negroes are use in the american imperial system
Crazy
Anonymous No.723919604 [Report]
>>723896532
>So... I'm non-binary...
Anonymous No.723919842 [Report] >>723921759
>>723856858
You know that was brought to attention a few years ago from ifunny and now the only people I hear using that stupid fucking phrase are actual subhuman IQ swarths trying to sound intelligent.. unironically saying something like that shows who you are. Wow this one's super intelligent!
Anonymous No.723919993 [Report] >>723920216
>>723886457
this one was actually clever though, the cow messed up the ending ONLY if you launched this cow at the start of the game.
Anonymous No.723920216 [Report] >>723920492
>>723919993
It's not possible to skip it.
Anonymous No.723920228 [Report]
>>723918257
Front leg fractures are usually the ones that end up in a trip to the glue factory
Anonymous No.723920402 [Report]
>>723914595
gotta love how you can easily tell while the horse is certainly a bit confused by the leg they are also obviously extremely excited by it as well.
Anonymous No.723920492 [Report]
>>723920216
guess i misremembered, to be fair it has been 30 years or more.
Anonymous No.723920782 [Report]
>>723862385
Semi-related
I always thought it was funny how some animals just have larger and tougher versions.
Frogs - Toads
Rabbits - Hares
Mice - Rats
Anonymous No.723921243 [Report]
>>723867434
LMAO
Anonymous No.723921569 [Report]
>>723865708
Honestly it can be boiled down to karma. Before domestication cows were some of the most dangerous murder hobos in the wild and it's an actual mystery how we even domesticated them. I like to think it was a series of trial and errors usually resulting in the person getting gored/stomped/bulldozed to death and getting passed around the herd like toy for the next cow to have its fun with them. They had it coming and they are paying the price.
Anonymous No.723921670 [Report]
>>723873842
wtf my brain produced those sounds in my head
Anonymous No.723921728 [Report] >>723924114
>>723886473
>HOW LE UNORIGINAL
>HOW LE UNORIGINAL
>HOW LE UNORIGINAL
why do midwits always say this
Anonymous No.723921759 [Report]
>>723919842
answer the question
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.723923663 [Report]
>>723865785
>>723867434
>BUILT
>FOR
>BBQ
my sides
Anonymous No.723924016 [Report]
>>723865785
Dairy cattle are much larger than beef cattle.
Anonymous No.723924113 [Report]
>>723856858
>all these seething replies
Anonymous No.723924114 [Report]
>>723921728
bot broke
Anonymous No.723924248 [Report]
>>723858738
>cows suck only good for literal sustenance and fertiliser to produce yet more valuable goods
literal fucking retard shut the fuck up.
Anonymous No.723924307 [Report]
>>723859923
i wish i could do this
Anonymous No.723924425 [Report]
>>723862056
>blaming brown people for western caucasian factory farming as entire nations grow fat and ill off poor quality goods that are the only things within their budget and locale
you should be hung and quartered as a fearmonger and propagandist
Anonymous No.723924450 [Report]
>>723859923
Imagine the smell.
Anonymous No.723924623 [Report]
>>723856858
no meme has ever been as misused as this one
Anonymous No.723924649 [Report]
>>723883175
you face wrinkles faster if you're always peeved
Anonymous No.723924746 [Report]
>>723896821
we're ominivores, that means we benefit from eating mostly anything and need a varied diet
excess is the enemy
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.723924783 [Report]
>>723885378
>That's one way information can transcend generations, but it's extremely slow.
Anonymous No.723924875 [Report]
>>723894204
how. men bred those. genuinely what the fuck kind of dumb cunt shit are you talking about. what does white women breeding ugly dogs have to do with agricultural show breeding?

Kings have been breeding livestock for looks for longer than women have been allowed to own animals. GENUINELY why are you such a fucking cucked retard youre crying about women in the context of show breeding?
Anonymous No.723924936 [Report] >>723925253
>>723896821
we don't have to follow nature, if we did there would be infanticide, rape and cannibalism. Or what, you think your hunter tribe were all goody two shoes who only killed animals and nothing else?
Anonymous No.723924961 [Report]
>>723873578
It looks more like the Cow fucks him I dont think he has the right to say no
Anonymous No.723924984 [Report]
>>723855513
Then spy was cow.
Anonymous No.723925049 [Report]
>>723855103 (OP)
>game has rare variants of animals
Do white people count? Specifically, gingers?
Anonymous No.723925187 [Report]
>>723888941
They already are? Go whine to shitskins, both jews and muslims, they're the real monsters.
Anonymous No.723925253 [Report]
>>723924936
what the FUCK do you mean there "would" be?